Author: Rebecca McCarthy
Publisher: Ladybird Books
ISBN: 9781409302988
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
Languages : en
Pages : 62
Book Description
Get ready to giggle when you share these silly jokes with your buddies! What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door! How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. What kind of bird can write underwater? A ballpoint penguin.
Waddle Lot of Laughs Joke Book
Author: Rebecca McCarthy
Publisher: Ladybird Books
ISBN: 9781409302988
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
Languages : en
Pages : 62
Book Description
Get ready to giggle when you share these silly jokes with your buddies! What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door! How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. What kind of bird can write underwater? A ballpoint penguin.
Publisher: Ladybird Books
ISBN: 9781409302988
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
Languages : en
Pages : 62
Book Description
Get ready to giggle when you share these silly jokes with your buddies! What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door! How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. What kind of bird can write underwater? A ballpoint penguin.
Waddle Lot of Laughs
Author: Rebecca McCarthy
Publisher: 케이론교육
ISBN: 9780448450568
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 68
Book Description
What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in a revolving door! This book with adorable spot art is full of jokes, riddles, and puns about everything Club Penguin'related! Kids will love sharing these silly jokes with friends and penguin pals on Club Penguin.
Publisher: 케이론교육
ISBN: 9780448450568
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 68
Book Description
What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in a revolving door! This book with adorable spot art is full of jokes, riddles, and puns about everything Club Penguin'related! Kids will love sharing these silly jokes with friends and penguin pals on Club Penguin.
Just Joking
Author: National Geographic Kids
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1426309309
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 212
Book Description
Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page.
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1426309309
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 212
Book Description
Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page.
F U, Penguin
Author: Matthew Gasteier
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 0345518160
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 242
Book Description
Perfect for the Scrooge in your life—a profane, hilarious takedown of all things cute and cuddly, by the author of the blog sensation of (almost) the same name Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs: The jig is up! We have lived under your furry fists for too long. There is a cute and present danger lurking out there–in the wild, in the zoos, and sometimes even in our very own homes. Spurred on by the Cute Industrial Complex, these cuddly animals have taken over blockbuster films, inspirational posters, and computer desktops everywhere, further weakening the innocent civilians who are beguiled by these fuzzy frauds. But you are stronger than them, aren’t you? Those soft bellies and wet noses are no match for you–and their free ride has just come to an end. F U, Penguin is the rallying cry for those who choose to fight these power-hungry cute-mongers. Loaded with color photographs and hilarious commentary, this book will have you laughing out loud while it simultaneously saves you from the tragic fate of tossing yarn with big-eyed kittens and bottle-nursing baby pandas forever. ___________________________ "Finally, a book for the rest of us! Most animals go about our business without playing to the audience like the elitists exposed in these chapters.I wasn't sure how many more times I could hear about those great penguins and pandas and kittens before I started eating people... well, more people, anyway."—Jerry the Shark "Penguins killed my parents, and they would not hesitate to kill me. I thank the Crustacean God for Matthew Gasteier, a true saint and a decent human being in a world filled with heartless penguin accomplices."—Dennis the Krill "It's all true. We're the worst."—Anonymous Penguin "The average dolphin is far beyond this level of vulgarity, but I could see how this would be a very enjoyable book for humans. I should remember to hand these out to some of my slower relatives at the common ancestor reunion."—Edward the Dolphin "Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, this style of book is not something we are currently looking for. However, we wish you the best of luck with your human publishers!"—Danielle the Bear, Editor-in-Chief, Random Cave Publishing
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 0345518160
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 242
Book Description
Perfect for the Scrooge in your life—a profane, hilarious takedown of all things cute and cuddly, by the author of the blog sensation of (almost) the same name Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs: The jig is up! We have lived under your furry fists for too long. There is a cute and present danger lurking out there–in the wild, in the zoos, and sometimes even in our very own homes. Spurred on by the Cute Industrial Complex, these cuddly animals have taken over blockbuster films, inspirational posters, and computer desktops everywhere, further weakening the innocent civilians who are beguiled by these fuzzy frauds. But you are stronger than them, aren’t you? Those soft bellies and wet noses are no match for you–and their free ride has just come to an end. F U, Penguin is the rallying cry for those who choose to fight these power-hungry cute-mongers. Loaded with color photographs and hilarious commentary, this book will have you laughing out loud while it simultaneously saves you from the tragic fate of tossing yarn with big-eyed kittens and bottle-nursing baby pandas forever. ___________________________ "Finally, a book for the rest of us! Most animals go about our business without playing to the audience like the elitists exposed in these chapters.I wasn't sure how many more times I could hear about those great penguins and pandas and kittens before I started eating people... well, more people, anyway."—Jerry the Shark "Penguins killed my parents, and they would not hesitate to kill me. I thank the Crustacean God for Matthew Gasteier, a true saint and a decent human being in a world filled with heartless penguin accomplices."—Dennis the Krill "It's all true. We're the worst."—Anonymous Penguin "The average dolphin is far beyond this level of vulgarity, but I could see how this would be a very enjoyable book for humans. I should remember to hand these out to some of my slower relatives at the common ancestor reunion."—Edward the Dolphin "Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, this style of book is not something we are currently looking for. However, we wish you the best of luck with your human publishers!"—Danielle the Bear, Editor-in-Chief, Random Cave Publishing
Secret Agent Handbook
Author: Katherine Noll
Publisher: Grosset & Dunlap
ISBN: 9780448450964
Category : Club Penguin (Game)
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Children learn how to become a Club Penguin secret agent, with a tour of the top-secret Penguin Agency and its missions and gear.
Publisher: Grosset & Dunlap
ISBN: 9780448450964
Category : Club Penguin (Game)
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Children learn how to become a Club Penguin secret agent, with a tour of the top-secret Penguin Agency and its missions and gear.
The Sasquatch Escape
Author: Suzanne Selfors
Publisher: Hachette+ORM
ISBN: 0316225681
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 157
Book Description
What started out as an ordinary summer becomes the story of a lifetime in this exciting series opener packed with magic and monsters! When Ben Silverstein is sent to the rundown town of Buttonville to spend the summer with his grandfather, he's certain it will be the most boring vacation ever. That is, until his grandfather's cat brings home what looks like . . . a baby dragon? Amazed, Ben enlists the help of Pearl Petal, a local girl with an eye for adventure. They take the wounded dragon to the only veterinarian's office in town—Dr. Woo's Worm Hospital. But as Ben and Pearl discover once they are inside, Dr. Woo's isn't a worm hospital at all—it's actually a secret hospital for imaginary creatures. After Ben accidentally leaves the hospital's front door unlocked, a rather large, rather stinky, and very hairy beast escapes into Buttonville. Now Ben and Pearl are tasked with retrieving the runaway creature. Suzanne Selfors delivers a wild journey filled with mythical creatures and zany adventures that are anything but imaginary. This book includes bonus writing, art, and science activities that will help readers discover more about the mythological creatures featured in The Sasquatch Escape. These activities are designed for the home and the classroom. Enjoy doing them on your own or with friends!
Publisher: Hachette+ORM
ISBN: 0316225681
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 157
Book Description
What started out as an ordinary summer becomes the story of a lifetime in this exciting series opener packed with magic and monsters! When Ben Silverstein is sent to the rundown town of Buttonville to spend the summer with his grandfather, he's certain it will be the most boring vacation ever. That is, until his grandfather's cat brings home what looks like . . . a baby dragon? Amazed, Ben enlists the help of Pearl Petal, a local girl with an eye for adventure. They take the wounded dragon to the only veterinarian's office in town—Dr. Woo's Worm Hospital. But as Ben and Pearl discover once they are inside, Dr. Woo's isn't a worm hospital at all—it's actually a secret hospital for imaginary creatures. After Ben accidentally leaves the hospital's front door unlocked, a rather large, rather stinky, and very hairy beast escapes into Buttonville. Now Ben and Pearl are tasked with retrieving the runaway creature. Suzanne Selfors delivers a wild journey filled with mythical creatures and zany adventures that are anything but imaginary. This book includes bonus writing, art, and science activities that will help readers discover more about the mythological creatures featured in The Sasquatch Escape. These activities are designed for the home and the classroom. Enjoy doing them on your own or with friends!
Party Time, All the Time!
Author: sue Gonzalez
Publisher: Sunbird Publishers
ISBN: 9781409390626
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 64
Book Description
Get ready to party! This Official Party Guide shows you picture after picture of Club Penguin's best parties! Read interviews with your favourite penguins, learn how to throw your own party in your igloo and find out about the exclusive clothing items penguins receive from parties and how to get these yourself! Don't forget to use the stickers inside to mark your calendar at home for the next party.
Publisher: Sunbird Publishers
ISBN: 9781409390626
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 64
Book Description
Get ready to party! This Official Party Guide shows you picture after picture of Club Penguin's best parties! Read interviews with your favourite penguins, learn how to throw your own party in your igloo and find out about the exclusive clothing items penguins receive from parties and how to get these yourself! Don't forget to use the stickers inside to mark your calendar at home for the next party.
The Sacred Art of Joking
Author: James Cary
Publisher: SPCK
ISBN: 0281080933
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 140
Book Description
Every few weeks a politician, pundit or soap star causes a media storm by making a gaffe or tweeting a joke that some people do not find funny. Comedy is very hard to get right and yet we think it’s important to have a sense of humour and not take yourself too seriously. On the other hand, a sense of humour failure can lead to losing your friends, your twitter account, your job, your career and, in some cases, your life. James Cary knows about this. He is a sitcom writer who’s written jokes about bomb disposal in Afghanistan (Bluestone 42), defended comments about Islam by Ben Elton on Newsnight, been on a panel with radical Muslim cleric Anjem Choudary, sits on the General Synod of the Church of England and somehow managed to co-write episodes of Miranda. An odd mix, but one that makes him very readable. This entertaining, breezy book, explains how comedy works (with jokes and quotes) and gives much-needed insights into the controversy surrounding humour.
Publisher: SPCK
ISBN: 0281080933
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 140
Book Description
Every few weeks a politician, pundit or soap star causes a media storm by making a gaffe or tweeting a joke that some people do not find funny. Comedy is very hard to get right and yet we think it’s important to have a sense of humour and not take yourself too seriously. On the other hand, a sense of humour failure can lead to losing your friends, your twitter account, your job, your career and, in some cases, your life. James Cary knows about this. He is a sitcom writer who’s written jokes about bomb disposal in Afghanistan (Bluestone 42), defended comments about Islam by Ben Elton on Newsnight, been on a panel with radical Muslim cleric Anjem Choudary, sits on the General Synod of the Church of England and somehow managed to co-write episodes of Miranda. An odd mix, but one that makes him very readable. This entertaining, breezy book, explains how comedy works (with jokes and quotes) and gives much-needed insights into the controversy surrounding humour.
No Need for Speed
Author: John Bingham
Publisher: Rodale
ISBN: 1579544290
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 243
Book Description
Provides practical and inspirational advice for both experienced and novice runners, covering such topics as training, injury prevention, and finding joy in running.
Publisher: Rodale
ISBN: 1579544290
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 243
Book Description
Provides practical and inspirational advice for both experienced and novice runners, covering such topics as training, injury prevention, and finding joy in running.
Waddle! Waddle!
Author: James Proimos
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780545418461
Category : JUVENILE FICTION
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A penguin waddles along, searching for the dancing friend he met yesterday, while encountering other penguins, and a hungry seal on the way.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780545418461
Category : JUVENILE FICTION
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A penguin waddles along, searching for the dancing friend he met yesterday, while encountering other penguins, and a hungry seal on the way.