Author: C. J. Phillips
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781534688544
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64
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C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of funny bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that's funny. "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book series are below. Cinderella married for money. -- Keep your mouth shut and letthem think you're stupid,no sense in opening it andremoving all doubt. -- And then India thrust up into Asia in one spasm of orogenous ecstasy. -- Women Don't nag, men procrastinate! -- Try to seem pleasant for thenext few minutes then you canresume your normal disposition. -- Here I sit all broken hearted, came to class, became retarded. This book includes two sexual technique enhancement books. Your books are presented in this order: 1) The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti - Volume 1 2) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage 3) THE PS-SPOT ORGASM: Don't Wait Any Longer For This Kind of Pleasure.
Author: C. J. Phillips
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781535091640
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 62
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"The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series. You're invited to read all volumes of "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". This volume concentrates on more disgusting (but funny) bathroom graffiti. Samples from the book are below. 1. My husband's scrotum's been swollen for the last few days but I'm keeping a close eye on it. 2. What if they gave an orgy and nobody came? 3. What's the best thing a woman can get out of a penis - the wrinkles! 4. Jesus took it on the palm 5. Count Dracula, your bloody Mary is ready 6. Stop screwing around, support your local brothel!
Author: C. J. Phillips
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781534942325
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 70
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C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that's funny. "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book are below. 1. Is Moby Dick a vernereal disease? -- 2. Sex proves that men are not all equal. -- 3. Eat, drink and do Mary. -- 4. Young bucks with short horns stand close. -- 5. Due to cutbacks, toilet paper is now only for faculty, students can use their degrees. -- 6. Waves are caused by whale farts. This publication includes two additional books. Your books are presented in this order: 1) The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti - Volume 3 2) The U-spot 3) Absolutely Essential Tips for Buying & Selling On eBay
Author: C. J. Phillips
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781534790667
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 54
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C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of funny bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that's funny. "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book series are below. Stand close, don't flatter yourself. -- If you shake more than once you're playing with it. -- Toilet paper compliments of Idaho Sand and Gravel Company. -- Misery is a flooded stall and a hole in your shoe. -- Hormone are a big bust. -- Archaeologists date everything. This book includes two sexual additional books. Your books are presented in this order: 1) The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti - Volume 2 2) The A-spot Orgasm: The Elusive Super Orgasm 3) 100 Great Lines To Put in Your Personal Ad
Author: C. J. Phillips
Publisher: Grand National Press
ISBN:
Category : Literary Criticism
Languages : en
Pages : 58
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"The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series. C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of funny bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny. "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book series are below. Stand close, don't flatter yourself. -- If you shake more than once you're playing with it. -- Toilet paper compliments of Idaho Sand and Gravel Company. -- Misery is a flooded stall and a hole in your shoe. -- Hormone are a big bust. -- Archaeologists date everything. This book includes two sexual additional books. Your books are presented in this order: 1) The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti – Volume 2 2) The A-spot Orgasm: The Elusive Super Orgasm 3) 100 Great Lines To Put in Your Personal Ad
Author: C. J. Phillips
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781542309066
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 94
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I'm C.J. Phillips the compiler of the world's largest collection of funny bathroom graffiti. Including this publication, I've published eleven books of it. This is a special limited edition made for film producers, agents and screenplay managers. I've also written a funny (as noted by script analysts,) feature screenplay about my 30 years of collecting funny bathroom graffiti. It's entitled "The Writing on the Walls." It's unproduced and there are no legal restrictions. If you're a film producer, agent or manager could I interest you in looking at its outline, or the actual screenplay? It's also on The Black List - www.blcklst.com. (It may be taken off The Black List at anytime.) I've written other screenplays including a female-driven thriller which is also inspired by true events. Logline - Based on actual events; while collecting bathroom graffiti, several people stumble onto, then foil a dangerous plot to bring down the government. Positive remarks about this full feature screenplay by script analysts: (Script analyst 1) "This could foreseeably make for an interesting summer ensemble comedy, one that could attract well-known actors who have a penchant for portraying zany and irreverent characters." (Script analyst 2) "From a birds eye view, this concept is definitely something that is going to turn the heads of some industry readers due to the catchy nature of the protagonist's job and how unique it is...It's wildly unique, hilarious and plays into the plot in a powerful way to help not only drive the story, but keep the audience entertained with comedy throughout as well." (Script Analyst 3) "This script is one of a kind, as its premise - following the daily life of a C.J., a man who collects bathroom graffiti and publishes books full of images from his findings - is a truly unique story." "THE WRITING ON THE WALLS is a truly original work. The author has a unique voice and the characters are well-rendered, and as such, it is a solid writing sample and one that could interest industry professionals looking for writers with off-beat comic sensibilities." My email address is in the book. Thank you.
Author: C. J. Phillips
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781541141407
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 170
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It's my pleasure to present the funniest graffiti from literally hundreds of the world's bathroom walls. Hello, my name is C. J. Phillips and I'm a professional graffiti hunter. This immense collection includes the raunchiest stuff and bonus educational books on women's PS-spot, U-spot and A-spot. Being a graffiti hunter isn't for everyone. In pursuit of the world's funniest bathroom graffiti, I've been verbally reprimanded by psychotic custodians and even locked in a bathroom, supposedly by accident. Here's some lines from this book: HEY VIRGINS, THANKS FOR NOTHING! - What's white and crawls up your leg? Homing sperm. - Hormones are a big bust! - Polygamy is having more wives than you need. Monogamy is the same. - Roses are red violets are blue, I have crabs now so do you.
Author: Cj Phillips
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780962163920
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 120
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C.J. Phillips and Cohorts have scoured much of the country to bring you this collection of America's funniest raunchy bathroom gibberish. Unlike other graffiti books that present any kind of graffiti, this publication concentrates on raunchy wall-writing that's funny. If you're not offended easily and looking for some serious laughter, this book's for you.
Author: Thomas H. Sarc
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781517129200
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64
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Hilarious, serious, philosophical and some downright vulgar! That's Bathroom Graffiti and other wacky works of art! You will laugh your ass off at some of these crazy ACTUAL photos of graffiti, signs, product labels...from around the world.
Author: Mark Ferem
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780977282746
Category : Aphorisms and apothegms
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Book Description
The perfect bathroom book full of personal expressions inspired by privacy.
