Author: Lou Harry
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 1604338598
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128
Book Description
Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. From bed head to bad dates and everything in between, this handbook has the perfect excuse to get you off the hook. Updated to include excuses for men, women, kids, and robots (okay may not robots), this handbook has everything you need to dodge responsibility time and time again. Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. With time honored excuses like the traffic was terrible and more unique options like Jesus drank wine, you're sure to have a definitive way to say: It wasn't MY fault.
The Ultimate Excuses Handbook
Author: Lou Harry
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 1604338598
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128
Book Description
Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. From bed head to bad dates and everything in between, this handbook has the perfect excuse to get you off the hook. Updated to include excuses for men, women, kids, and robots (okay may not robots), this handbook has everything you need to dodge responsibility time and time again. Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. With time honored excuses like the traffic was terrible and more unique options like Jesus drank wine, you're sure to have a definitive way to say: It wasn't MY fault.
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 1604338598
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128
Book Description
Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. From bed head to bad dates and everything in between, this handbook has the perfect excuse to get you off the hook. Updated to include excuses for men, women, kids, and robots (okay may not robots), this handbook has everything you need to dodge responsibility time and time again. Shirk your responsibilities like a pro with these spur-of-the-moment alibis that will help get you out of any uncomfortable situation. With time honored excuses like the traffic was terrible and more unique options like Jesus drank wine, you're sure to have a definitive way to say: It wasn't MY fault.
The Ultimate Excuse Generator
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781786275240
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781786275240
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!
501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot
Author: Justin J. Exner
Publisher: Greenleaf Book Group
ISBN: 9780966531916
Category : Golf
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This book was written for all the weekend hackers who are hopelessly addicted to chasing a little white ball all over God's green earth. These are just some of the best excuses that I have heard and used for terrible shots.
Publisher: Greenleaf Book Group
ISBN: 9780966531916
Category : Golf
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This book was written for all the weekend hackers who are hopelessly addicted to chasing a little white ball all over God's green earth. These are just some of the best excuses that I have heard and used for terrible shots.
The Book of Big Excuses
Author: Tracey Turner
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN: 9780340970553
Category : Excuses
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN: 9780340970553
Category : Excuses
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.
The Ultimate Trail Running Handbook
Author: Claire Maxted
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1472974816
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 225
Book Description
'Filled to the brim with advice, tips and inspiration to enable you to achieve your dreams over whatever distance you want your legs to carry you' - Chrissie Wellington, OBE, four-time Ironman Triathlon World Champion From complete beginners to seasoned off-road runners, The Ultimate Trail Running Handbook has all the training and nutrition advice, skills, gear and motivation you need to become a fit and confident trail runner. There are training plans that take newcomers from 5k parkrun to first trail marathon, while for experienced runners there are sections on strength work, injury prevention and advanced training plans to boost performance up to 50k (30 miles). To keep you enjoying every step, you'll find advice on how to choose the right gear; over 20 easy, healthy recipes; inspiring stories from real trail runners; and advice from top athletes and coaches. And if you want to explore new trails, you can use the navigation and route planning section to create your own exciting off-road adventure. If you're a trail runner or would like to become one, this book is your new best friend.
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1472974816
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 225
Book Description
'Filled to the brim with advice, tips and inspiration to enable you to achieve your dreams over whatever distance you want your legs to carry you' - Chrissie Wellington, OBE, four-time Ironman Triathlon World Champion From complete beginners to seasoned off-road runners, The Ultimate Trail Running Handbook has all the training and nutrition advice, skills, gear and motivation you need to become a fit and confident trail runner. There are training plans that take newcomers from 5k parkrun to first trail marathon, while for experienced runners there are sections on strength work, injury prevention and advanced training plans to boost performance up to 50k (30 miles). To keep you enjoying every step, you'll find advice on how to choose the right gear; over 20 easy, healthy recipes; inspiring stories from real trail runners; and advice from top athletes and coaches. And if you want to explore new trails, you can use the navigation and route planning section to create your own exciting off-road adventure. If you're a trail runner or would like to become one, this book is your new best friend.
The Barefoot Executive
Author: Carrie Wilkerson
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
ISBN: 159555369X
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 258
Book Description
For the person who longs to run their business from home, author Carrie Wilkerson says it is possible. She says to the reader: reclaim your time, determine your income, and change your lifestyle—all while keeping personal priorities intact. Successful at running her own seven-figure business from home—and an active speaker on the subject—the author demonstrates business models with tables and charts in an easy-to-understand format. Chapters include such subjects as finding a target market, marketing strategies, and brand development. Especially important are the common pitfalls listed to avoid in starting a business from home. To succeed as the barefoot executive, “Do what you are qualified to do most immediately for maximum profit,” the author says. “Then, you are free to pursue what you are passionate about.”
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
ISBN: 159555369X
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 258
Book Description
For the person who longs to run their business from home, author Carrie Wilkerson says it is possible. She says to the reader: reclaim your time, determine your income, and change your lifestyle—all while keeping personal priorities intact. Successful at running her own seven-figure business from home—and an active speaker on the subject—the author demonstrates business models with tables and charts in an easy-to-understand format. Chapters include such subjects as finding a target market, marketing strategies, and brand development. Especially important are the common pitfalls listed to avoid in starting a business from home. To succeed as the barefoot executive, “Do what you are qualified to do most immediately for maximum profit,” the author says. “Then, you are free to pursue what you are passionate about.”
The Manifesting Manual!
Author: Jafree Ozwald
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0970670117
Category : Science
Languages : en
Pages : 259
Book Description
You are about to experience the most incredible life imaginable! There are many techniques, secrets and manifesting tools contained within this manual, which over the next 90 days will awaken the most powerful forces in the Universe that are deep inside you. An unlimited source of energy has been dormant up until now, "sleeping," waiting for the right moment in time to rise up magnificently throughout your being and ignite miracles in your life. Opening up this cosmic energy is not as difficult as you may think, yet is a metaphysical exploration that is more satisfying, loving, and empowering than anything you could imagine!
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0970670117
Category : Science
Languages : en
Pages : 259
Book Description
You are about to experience the most incredible life imaginable! There are many techniques, secrets and manifesting tools contained within this manual, which over the next 90 days will awaken the most powerful forces in the Universe that are deep inside you. An unlimited source of energy has been dormant up until now, "sleeping," waiting for the right moment in time to rise up magnificently throughout your being and ignite miracles in your life. Opening up this cosmic energy is not as difficult as you may think, yet is a metaphysical exploration that is more satisfying, loving, and empowering than anything you could imagine!
Book Design and Production
Author: Pete Masterson
Publisher: Aeonix Publishing Group
ISBN: 0966981901
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 322
Book Description
If you are a writer working with a publisher (large or small) or if you are a small or first time publisher, BOOK DESIGN AND PRODUCTION will help you understand the book production process and the principles of good cover and interior book design. It will allow you to look at a book design and immediately see the common errors and to see that a book is following the traditions of good book design that gives credibility to your message. Whether you do the work yourself of hire it done, BOOK DESIGN AND PRODUCTION will help you get your book done right. Use this book to guide you through the book design and production process.
Publisher: Aeonix Publishing Group
ISBN: 0966981901
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 322
Book Description
If you are a writer working with a publisher (large or small) or if you are a small or first time publisher, BOOK DESIGN AND PRODUCTION will help you understand the book production process and the principles of good cover and interior book design. It will allow you to look at a book design and immediately see the common errors and to see that a book is following the traditions of good book design that gives credibility to your message. Whether you do the work yourself of hire it done, BOOK DESIGN AND PRODUCTION will help you get your book done right. Use this book to guide you through the book design and production process.
Creating Your Best Life
Author: Caroline Adams Miller
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9781402762598
Category : Psychology
Languages : en
Pages : 292
Book Description
The passion for life lists has spawned an industry that includes thoughtful experts such as Caroline Miller, a life coach and motivational book author, and Dr. Michael Frisch, a positive psychology coach and clinical psychologist at Baylor University. Working together, they have fashioned the most useful, science-based, and up-to-date book on the topic of goal setting and accomplishment. Creating Your Best Life supplies dozens of interactive exercises and quizzes readers can use to identify their most cherished needs, ambitions, and wishes. The exercises are fun, making the process of self-discovery enjoyable and productive. The authors’ unique "life list coaching” program organizes life lists into 16 key areas that are universally known to make people happy--to help you actually achieve your aspirations. No other life list book offers research-validated information on why certain steps matter in goal accomplishment, or even how goals are connected with any type of life satisfaction. Readers will feel both educated and inspired to start writing goal-setting lists in order to live their lives more consciously, productively, and happily.
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9781402762598
Category : Psychology
Languages : en
Pages : 292
Book Description
The passion for life lists has spawned an industry that includes thoughtful experts such as Caroline Miller, a life coach and motivational book author, and Dr. Michael Frisch, a positive psychology coach and clinical psychologist at Baylor University. Working together, they have fashioned the most useful, science-based, and up-to-date book on the topic of goal setting and accomplishment. Creating Your Best Life supplies dozens of interactive exercises and quizzes readers can use to identify their most cherished needs, ambitions, and wishes. The exercises are fun, making the process of self-discovery enjoyable and productive. The authors’ unique "life list coaching” program organizes life lists into 16 key areas that are universally known to make people happy--to help you actually achieve your aspirations. No other life list book offers research-validated information on why certain steps matter in goal accomplishment, or even how goals are connected with any type of life satisfaction. Readers will feel both educated and inspired to start writing goal-setting lists in order to live their lives more consciously, productively, and happily.
The Alcoholism Handbook
Author: Greg Robinson
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1546211500
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 172
Book Description
If alcohol is causing you problems, then alcohol is the problem. This book is a comprehensive volume on alcoholism and its causes, prevention, treatment, recovery, and long-term maintenance of the disease for the alcoholic who still suffers and his or her family. The Alcoholism Handbook provides you with the tools needed, a step-by-step process for treatment, recovery, and a positive-living lifestyle change that will heal alcoholics and their families. There are only two requirements to stop drinking: willingness to learn something new and a desire to stop drinking. If an alcoholic possesses willingness and desire, then by the grace of God, a miracle can be achieved. Most every alcoholic can become one of those miracles if he or she wants to. This book is written for the alcoholic who still suffers. The Alcoholism Handbook gives you an overview of alcohol addiction and covers alcoholism in the family and at the workplace. It provides testimonials and case histories of the incomprehensible demoralization of the disease. The charts provided for nutrition and vitamin supplements can be referenced in the path back to health from the disease. Lastly, The Alcoholism Handbook provides a step-by-step process to achieve a positive-living lifestyle change for the alcoholic and his or her family. The Alcoholism Handbook is also written for all professionals, the legal profession, medical personnel, law enforcement, judges, social workers, psychologists, treatment centers, counselors, clergy, physicians, and anyone indirectly affected by the consequences of alcohol. It is also written for family members who are directly affected by alcohols consequences.
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1546211500
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 172
Book Description
If alcohol is causing you problems, then alcohol is the problem. This book is a comprehensive volume on alcoholism and its causes, prevention, treatment, recovery, and long-term maintenance of the disease for the alcoholic who still suffers and his or her family. The Alcoholism Handbook provides you with the tools needed, a step-by-step process for treatment, recovery, and a positive-living lifestyle change that will heal alcoholics and their families. There are only two requirements to stop drinking: willingness to learn something new and a desire to stop drinking. If an alcoholic possesses willingness and desire, then by the grace of God, a miracle can be achieved. Most every alcoholic can become one of those miracles if he or she wants to. This book is written for the alcoholic who still suffers. The Alcoholism Handbook gives you an overview of alcohol addiction and covers alcoholism in the family and at the workplace. It provides testimonials and case histories of the incomprehensible demoralization of the disease. The charts provided for nutrition and vitamin supplements can be referenced in the path back to health from the disease. Lastly, The Alcoholism Handbook provides a step-by-step process to achieve a positive-living lifestyle change for the alcoholic and his or her family. The Alcoholism Handbook is also written for all professionals, the legal profession, medical personnel, law enforcement, judges, social workers, psychologists, treatment centers, counselors, clergy, physicians, and anyone indirectly affected by the consequences of alcohol. It is also written for family members who are directly affected by alcohols consequences.