The Twelve Burps of Christmas

The Twelve Burps of Christmas PDF Author: Nancy Krulik
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101620668
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 136

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George burps his way through the holidays! In the first Super Special of Nancy Krulik's popular series, George stars in two stories! Between the class play and his old best friend's surprise visit, the Christmas celebrations are shaping up to be a season of fun! But of course the magic burps--an even dozen of them--put a crazy spin on all his plans. If only Santa could leave George a cure for burps under the tree!

The Twelve Burps of Christmas

The Twelve Burps of Christmas PDF Author: Nancy Krulik
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101620668
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 136

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Book Description
George burps his way through the holidays! In the first Super Special of Nancy Krulik's popular series, George stars in two stories! Between the class play and his old best friend's surprise visit, the Christmas celebrations are shaping up to be a season of fun! But of course the magic burps--an even dozen of them--put a crazy spin on all his plans. If only Santa could leave George a cure for burps under the tree!

The Twelve Burps of Christmas

The Twelve Burps of Christmas PDF Author: Nancy E Krulik
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781451786095
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

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The Twelve Burps of Christmas (Super Special)

The Twelve Burps of Christmas (Super Special) PDF Author: Nancy Krulik
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780329947330
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 184

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Winter vacation is just around the corner! But the return of the magic burps - a whole dozen of them! - threatens to make the holidays about as fun as a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking. If only George could find a cure for the burps under the tree!

Return to the Scene of the Burp #19

Return to the Scene of the Burp #19 PDF Author: Nancy Krulik
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0448482878
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 129

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I scream, you scream, we all scream—for the super burp! George is determined to find a cure for his bothersome burps, so he returns to the place where it all began—Ernie's Ice Cream Emporium—to find a secret ingredient. But when a competing ice cream shop opens right across the street, George worries it will put Ernie's out of business and he'll be stuck with the burp forever. Can George squelch the belch once and for all?

The Twelve Dogs of Christmas

The Twelve Dogs of Christmas PDF Author: Emma Kragen
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
ISBN: 0849979463
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32

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The perfect gift for pet lovers of all ages. Get ready for fun and lots of laughter. This delightful take on the traditional song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" is the funniest, furriest, freshest way to laugh through the holidays. Each day in the song reflects a different breed of dog, with original photography of snoring sheepdogs, chomping Chihuahuas, and even dancing Dalmatians-plus a free CD of the song. The CD not only has 25 kids (plus dogs and a cat) doing the song, but it also includes a Karaoke version of the song that kids can sing along with.

Lock and Key

Lock and Key PDF Author: Sarah Dessen
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1440633002
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 434

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A New York Times bestseller Unlock your heart and the rest will follow. Ruby is used to taking care of herself. But now that she’s living with her sister, she’s got her own room, she’s going to a good school, and her future looks bright. Plus there’s the adorable boy next door. Can Ruby learn to open her heart and let him in? “All the Dessen trademarks here” —Publishers Weekly, starred review Also by Sarah Dessen: Along for the Ride Dreamland Just Listen Keeping the Moon The Moon and More Someone Like You That Summer This Lullaby The Truth About Forever What Happened to Goodbye

Where No Gods Came

Where No Gods Came PDF Author: Sheila O'Connor
Publisher: University of MICHIGAN REGIONAL
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 216

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In a compelling novel about the difficulties of assimilation, the author of Tokens of Grace traces the life of a young girl caught in a web of lies designed to protect her. Winner of the 2003 Michigan Literary Fiction Award. (General Fiction).

Stories From Santa's Home

Stories From Santa's Home PDF Author: Stephen Redfern
Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN: 1398457191
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 127

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It is fair to say that something is always happening at Santa’s home; from naming day parties, experimental toys or playful and mischievous reindeer, something is always happening. Whether it’s little Oscar sneaking down to Santa’s fridge for an extra bowl of his magical ice cream which is sprinkled with fairy dust and seems to glow and say to Oscar, “eat me, eat me now”. Then there are the tricks Rudolf gets up to so he can get a few extra carrots, Brussels sprouts, and cabbage, completely forgetting about the side effects of exceptionally smelly botty burps that lots of Brussels sprouts and cabbage give the reindeer. Then there are the mishaps in Santa’s toy workshop such as when a young apprentice elf decides to put some of Santa’s magic flying dust for his sleigh on a toy airplane she has made. The airplane goes on a flight around Santa’s workshop, stables and home causing all sorts of trouble, particularly in Santa’s kitchen where cook is in the middle of making one of Santa’s favourite ice creams, raspberry ripple, where the raspberries seem to swim the ripple saying, “catch me if you can”. And what about the efforts that the young elves get up to in finding out if they are in Santa’s good or naughty book? And then there’s the book containing all the good children’s names along with the presents they have waiting for them at Christmas.

Curious George Takes a Train

Curious George Takes a Train PDF Author: Margret Rey
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 0547768435
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28

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At the train station, it’s up to lovable monkey George to save the day! Curious George heads to the train station to take a trip with the man with the yellow hat. But when he tries to help out the station master, he gets himself into trouble. George finds himself a hiding place—only to discover that his help is really needed when a little boy’s toy train is about to fall onto the tracks… “The only predictable thing about that dynamic monkey, Curious George, is his unpredictability.”—The New York Times

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

Did Somebody Step on a Duck? PDF Author: Jim Dawson
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
ISBN: 158008348X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 194

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This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”