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Author: Demitria Lunetta
Publisher: Little Fish Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 222
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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! I’m Helena and my high-powered lady-lawyer life has always been enough for me…until I found my one-night stand dead in my bed. Now, I’m suspected of murder, and the horns that have sprouted from my head have marked me as a supe, even though I'm not one. My career is in shambles and my reputation ruined—all because of a billionaire tech genius who wants the magical artifact that's landed in my lap—even though I never wanted it in the first place. The suppressants I've been taking have kept my horns hidden and my magical powers at bay, but the sexy time pills I took with my now deceased one-hit lover have messed with my system. And my abilities are surfacing. Not only are my powers unpredictable, but they cause me extreme physical pain. So does my attraction to Ford, the hot incubus professor. I can banter with him all day, but I won't allow things to go any further than a battle of wits. I don’t need anyone else, and I’m not going to succumb to his charms. Except he smells like gingerbread and makes me think all kinds of sexy thoughts. Then there's Crystal and Maddie, fellow wives of my ex-husband. I want to hate them, but they’re growing on me—practically insisting on a friendship. Now, I'm on a mission to prove myself a worthy protector of my artifact, hoping that the gods will bestow powers on me that I can use against the man who is determined to ruin my life, wreck Maddie's wedding, and make Crystal his next victim. My blood is up, my horns are hard, and I'll head butt anyone who tries to stop me. This is book 2 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers. Keywords: paranormal romance, romantic books, romance ebooks, books to read and download, contemporary romance, paranormal romance books, ebooks romance, romance books for adults, supernatural romance books, paranormal romance books novella,witchcraft books, opposites attract, vampire books, werewolf romance, werewolf books, romantic comedy books, shero, matriarch, family saga, romance series starter, midlife paranormal women's fiction, seasoned heroine, older heroine, cozy mystery, fab13, mid-life, psychic, witches, contemporary women's fiction, Magic, Paranormal, Psychic Romance, Contemporary Humor, midlife magic, new series Similar Authors: Victoria Danann, Robyn Peterman, K.F. Breene, Melinda Chase, Jen L. Grey, Elizabeth Briggs, Rosalie Hunter, McKenzie Hunter, Darynda Jones, Shannon Mayer, Brenda Trim, and Lia Davis.
Author: Demitria Lunetta
Publisher: Little Fish Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 222
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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! I’m Helena and my high-powered lady-lawyer life has always been enough for me…until I found my one-night stand dead in my bed. Now, I’m suspected of murder, and the horns that have sprouted from my head have marked me as a supe, even though I'm not one. My career is in shambles and my reputation ruined—all because of a billionaire tech genius who wants the magical artifact that's landed in my lap—even though I never wanted it in the first place. The suppressants I've been taking have kept my horns hidden and my magical powers at bay, but the sexy time pills I took with my now deceased one-hit lover have messed with my system. And my abilities are surfacing. Not only are my powers unpredictable, but they cause me extreme physical pain. So does my attraction to Ford, the hot incubus professor. I can banter with him all day, but I won't allow things to go any further than a battle of wits. I don’t need anyone else, and I’m not going to succumb to his charms. Except he smells like gingerbread and makes me think all kinds of sexy thoughts. Then there's Crystal and Maddie, fellow wives of my ex-husband. I want to hate them, but they’re growing on me—practically insisting on a friendship. Now, I'm on a mission to prove myself a worthy protector of my artifact, hoping that the gods will bestow powers on me that I can use against the man who is determined to ruin my life, wreck Maddie's wedding, and make Crystal his next victim. My blood is up, my horns are hard, and I'll head butt anyone who tries to stop me. This is book 2 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers. Keywords: paranormal romance, romantic books, romance ebooks, books to read and download, contemporary romance, paranormal romance books, ebooks romance, romance books for adults, supernatural romance books, paranormal romance books novella,witchcraft books, opposites attract, vampire books, werewolf romance, werewolf books, romantic comedy books, shero, matriarch, family saga, romance series starter, midlife paranormal women's fiction, seasoned heroine, older heroine, cozy mystery, fab13, mid-life, psychic, witches, contemporary women's fiction, Magic, Paranormal, Psychic Romance, Contemporary Humor, midlife magic, new series Similar Authors: Victoria Danann, Robyn Peterman, K.F. Breene, Melinda Chase, Jen L. Grey, Elizabeth Briggs, Rosalie Hunter, McKenzie Hunter, Darynda Jones, Shannon Mayer, Brenda Trim, and Lia Davis.
Author: Kate Karyus Quinn
Publisher: Little Fish Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 687
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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! Crystal, Maddie, and Helena receive a desperate message from their husbands: I've been kidnapped and I need your help. Each women is asked to bring a magical object as ransom. It's only when they deliver the ransom that they discover their three husbands, Bobby, Burt, and Robert, are the same man! Even worse, the kidnapping goes off the rails. Their cheating husband is killed and the three women get blasted by a magical object, granting them powers based on their zodiac signs. Over the next year, Crystal, Maddie, and Helena find out what it means to be a magical middle-aged women. They also have to deal with goons determined to steal the magical object that gave them their powers. And, as if that wasn't enough, each women gets a second chance at love with a trio of sexy men who have amazing powers of their own. Along the way, the women also discover they have more in common than they originally thought, and that their greatest power of all - just might be their newfound friendship! If you're ready for love, laughter and magic, then join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers!
Author: Demitria Lunetta
Publisher: Little Fish Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 89
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Enjoy this urban fantasy academy series Christmas short story! Bah Humbug! I'm Nico Tralano and I'm gonna bite the next person to wish me Merry Christmas. It's the end of the world and life is good for this one-eyed werewolf. I've been making bank as a paid assassin. But now I've been offered a job to kidnap one of my old Mount Olympus Academy classmates. On Christmas Day too. She was always nice to me, but the money is too good to turn down. Except before I can do the job, I start seeing ghosts. They show me things from the past, present, and future. They reveal that my lack of holiday spirit might not ruin only this Christmas, but the entire world. Can I change my heart or will it be too late? Chaos & Christmas is a 16,000 word novella that's a reimagined urban fantasy version of the Christmas Carol story we all know and love. Chaos & Christmas is Mythverse book 3.5 and happens after the events of Mythverse #3 Wither & Wound. Keywords: vampire academy, shifter, fae romance, supernatural, paranoramal romance, fantasy, fae, vampire, paranormal, shifter romance, vampire romance, paranormal books, vampire series, vampire books, ya paranormal romance, wolf shifter, ya paranormal romance books, supernatural romance, urban, supernatural series, dragon shifter, urban fantasy, wolf shifter romance, ya paranormal, shifter romance books, urban fantasy adventure, supernatural academy, vampire academy series, ya paranormal academy, new urban fiction, supernatural books, shifters, paranormal, best vampire series, best vampire romance, shifter romance novels, dark paranormal romance, mythology, Greek mythology, Greek myths, magic academy, academy, a Christmas carol, christmas academy, mythverse, Mount Olympus academy, Mount Olympus, mythverse academy, supernatural invesitgator, magical PI., Mythverse 3.5, god, goddess, gods, goddesses, greek gods, greek goddesses, greek god, greek goddess, monster, monsters, Greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, roman mythology, roman myth, roman myths, holiday, christmas, festive, short story Similar Authors: Jaymin Eve, Sofia Daniel, Jen L. Grey, Simone Leigh Martin, G. Bailey, Regan Rosewood, Marisa Claire, Lexi C. Foss, Meg Xumai X, Debbie Cassidy, May Dawson, Wendi L. Wilson, Michelle Maddow, Rachel Jonas, Sadi Moss, Shannon Mayer, Bella Forest, Rick Riordan, Richelle Mead, P.C. Cast, Kristin Cast, Jennifer L. Armentrout, Tracy Wolff, Brandon Mull, Elisa S. Amore, Kiera Legend, Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling
Author: Demitria Lunetta
Publisher: Little Fish Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 231
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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! Can a hot Viking help me save my mom...and the world? I'm Crystal and I've always trusted that the universe and the forces of good would make everything work out how it's supposed to be. But that faith is getting a little shaky these days. A megalomaniac billionaire has kidnapped my mother and won't return her until he gets the final piece of a magical item that will give him god-like powers. He's not the type to use that immense power for the betterment of mankind, either, so I have to do everything I can to stop him. Luckily I have a hot Viking Berserker on my side. He has some old fashioned ideas about a woman's place, and yet he can also be surprisingly sweet. While my body yearns for his, my better sense tells me that we need to join our souls before we join our flesh. I also have my dead husband's two other wives on my side. They have powers based on their Zodiac signs, and my own powers will be coming any day now! I hope it's soon and I really hope my "crab" powers don't include claws! I'm going to use up all my good karma, because this will be a fight to decide the fate of the world. This is book 3 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers. Keywords: paranormal romance, romantic books, romance ebooks, books to read and download, contemporary romance, paranormal romance books, ebooks romance, romance books for adults, supernatural romance books, paranormal romance books novella,witchcraft books, opposites attract, vampire books, werewolf romance, werewolf books, romantic comedy books, shero, matriarch, family saga, romance series starter, midlife paranormal women's fiction, seasoned heroine, older heroine, cozy mystery, fab13, mid-life, psychic, witches, contemporary women's fiction, Magic, Paranormal, Psychic Romance, Contemporary Humor, midlife magic, new series Similar Authors: Victoria Danann, Robyn Peterman, K.F. Breene, Melinda Chase, Jen L. Grey, Elizabeth Briggs, Rosalie Hunter, McKenzie Hunter
Author: Demitria Lunetta
Publisher: Little Fish Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 228
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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found midlife magical powers. I’m Maddie, just your typical supermom in a minivan, fulfilling my family's needs while forgetting my own. But now I'm a super powered woman riding shotgun on the back of a hot demigod's a motorcycle. How is this my life? It started on the night my husband died, which is when I also found out he was married to two other women! It really confused the whole grieving process. Even worse, the cheater left me to deal with the fallout from his messy business dealing magical artifacts - including a magic globe that's given me strange powers. Suddenly I can split in two...or even three! It's weird and exciting, but also good timing. I need all the extra hands I can get. Goons are invading my house, determined to get the artifact no matter who they have to hurt. There's also the sexy demigod I mentioned, Aden, who tells me that our fates are intertwined. Even though he acts like I get him all hot and bothered, I'm pretty sure he just wants to get his hands on the artifact. But what if I'm wrong...is it possible this superpowered hottie actually wants me - boring old Maddie? Somehow, I have to figure out how to keep my family safe, what to do with these new powers, and if I'm ready for a second chance at love! This is book 1 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. For fans of K.F. Breene and Darynda Jones. Keywords: paranormal romance, romantic books, romance ebooks, books to read and download, contemporary romance, paranormal romance books, ebooks romance, romance books for adults, supernatural romance books, paranormal romance books novella,witchcraft books, opposites attract, vampire books, werewolf romance, werewolf books, romantic comedy books, shero, matriarch, family saga, romance series starter, midlife paranormal women's fiction, seasoned heroine, older heroine, cozy mystery, fab13, mid-life, psychic, witches, contemporary women's fiction, Magic, Paranormal, Psychic Romance, Contemporary Humor, midlife magic, new series Similar Authors: Victoria Danann, Robyn Peterman, K.F. Breene, Melinda Chase, Jen L. Grey, Elizabeth Briggs, Rosalie Hunter, McKenzie Hunter, Darynda Jones, Shannon Mayer, Brenda Trim, and Lia Davis.
Author: Dr. Atara
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1465379339
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 267
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The appearance of an astronomer, who was discussing the 13th constellation on national TV last year, caused a huge outcry from the public. The big question was, "How can my sun sign be different?" Many people concluded that the astronomer did not know what he was talking about! People wanted to know how their Sun sign could be different than what they had been told all these years. Actually, the astronomer was very correct; he was telling everyone the truth as indicated by the science of astronomy, which the psycholgical art of astrology is based upon. There are 13 constellations and has always been 13. This is why the book also features a section on Ophiuchus, which is the 13th constellation and the only constellation/sign named after a human being, Imhotep an African Egyptian. There has been a conspiracy of silence among Western astrologers to misrepresent the history of astrology and ignore the truth of astronomy. Since astrologers did not adhere to the science of astronomy, as dictated by the constellations, they created an alternative paradigm called the Koch zodiac system, which only acknowledges 12 constellations and therefore 12 signs. Astrologers who live in the Eastern part of the world practice the truth of astronomy by using the Sidereal zodiac system. Most people in the Western world actually believe that on January 1st their Sun sign is Capricorn. However, the truth is that the Sun is actually in the constellation of Sagittarius. This is the truth of astronomy and the sidereal zodiac system. So, if you were born on January 1st (of any year) your Real Sun Sign is Sagittarius (not Capricorn). This book shows everyone (who wants to continue believing in their old "sign", while embracing the truth of their Real Sun Sign), how to blend these two systems, so that who you REALLY ARE and what you are destined to learn about yourself, is anchored in the truth. It is a gentle reminder that you are not living your most authentic self. Are you the Virgo, Selfless Servant or Aquarius, The Giver? Read, the Zodiac Conspiracy and be introduced to the truth and Your Real Sun Sign.
Author: Dr. Regina Atara Wead
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1499071124
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 319
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Using the Sidereal Zodiac, like Nostradamus, an astrologer and metaphysician shares her insight about the blending of Eastern and Western astrology in The Zodiac Conspiracy. This book underscores the omission of Ophiuchus, a major constellation that the Greeks left off the tropical zodiac wheel. It includes a brief section on Ophiuchus, the only constellation named after a real man named Imhotep. The 13 Sun Signs of the Zodiac outlines the differences between popular tropical astrology (that you read in the daily horoscopes) and the science/astronomy of sidereal astrology. This book merges the sidereal and tropical systems to help us understand how the tropical zodiac represents who we are learning to be, while the sidereal zodiac represents who we really are. Rev.Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was really a Sagittarian (The Seeker) who was learning how to be a Capricorn goat, climbing up the mountain to become The Achiever. Jesus was probably born under the sign of Virgo to a virgin mother. However, he was really a Libra (The Peacemaker) who was learning how to be a Virgo (The Selfless Servant). All of this and much, much more is explained in this extraordinary book13 Sun Signs of Zodiac.
Author: Alex Dimitrov
Publisher: Flatiron Books
ISBN: 1250313317
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 248
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From the online phenomenons the Astro Poets comes the first great astrology primer of the 21st century. Full of insight, advice and humor for every sign in the zodiac, the Astro Poets' unique brand of astrological flavor has made them Twitter sensations. Their long-awaited first book is in the grand tradition of Linda Goodman's Sun Signs, but made for the world we live in today. In these pages the Astro Poets help you see what's written in the stars and use it to navigate your friendships, your career, and your very complicated love life. If you've ever wondered why your Gemini friend won't let you get a word in edge-wise at drinks, you've come to the right place. When will that Scorpio texting "u up?" at 2AM finally take the next step in your relationship? (Hint: they won't). Both the perfect introduction to the twelve signs for the astrological novice, and a resource to return to for those who already know why their Cancer boyfriend cries during commercials but need help with their new whacky Libra boss, this is the astrology book must-have for the twenty-first century and beyond.
Author: Louise Edington
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1646111672
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 314
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An essential guide to astrology for both beginner and advanced practitioners Astrology has been used for thousands of years to help predict events, understand the meaning of life, and teach people to communicate more effectively with others. Whether you are new to the field or have long been looking to astrology for answers, The Complete Guide to Astrology will help you unlock the wisdom of the stars. Start with the basic elements of astrology like the signs, modalities, and houses. Then, learn how to structure, interpret, and take a closer look at your birth chart. From there, detailed charts give you further insight into how to live up to your highest potential at work and in relationships. This astrology book for adults includes: An introduction to astrology essentials—Learn the foundations of astrology, including its historical origins and its context in modern society. Wisdom beyond your sun sign—Explore the more complex astrological associations on your birth chart, including nodes, moon signs, the influences of planets, and more. Astrology for everyone—Discover an open-minded approach to astrological concepts that helps make the wisdom of the cosmos accessible. Understand how your stars align with The Complete Guide to Astrology.
Author: Linda Goodman
Publisher: RosettaBooks
ISBN: 0795316488
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 1103
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The New York Times bestseller that helps you explore whether romance is in the stars. Linda Goodman’s Love Signs addresses the question asked by everyone familiar with astrology: How do I relate to someone of another sign? Each sign is “related” to the twelve signs of the zodiac in a different and unique way. Each section addresses the differences for a male and a female with the same sign matches. This is an updated edition of Linda Goodman’s lively bestseller, which has introduced millions to the concept of astrological compatibility. “What seems to set Goodman’s books apart from other stargazing guides is their knowledgeable approach and comprehensive reach.” —Newsweek
