Author: Troy Simpson
Publisher: National Library of Australia
ISBN: 0642279284
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 124
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The Funny Dictionary' is a comic dictionary comprising funny definitions based on genuine and innocent mistakes perpetrated by school children, illustrated with images from the National Library's photography collection. 'The Funny Dictionary' contains only genuine student bloopers. The definitions are not inventions by the author, but rather the product of the imagination, innocence, and accidental insights of school children across the decades. The result is a hilarious read that invites us not only to laugh but also test our own knowledge.
Author: Troy Simpson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780987262202
Category : English language
Languages : en
Pages : 93
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Author: Troy Simpson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780987262219
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 117
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Author: Troy Simpson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780987215222
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 90
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Author: Ned Sherrin
Publisher: Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN: 0199237166
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 574
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This hilarious collection of humorous quotations, full of wisecracks and wit, snappy comments and inspired fantasy, has been specially compiled by the late broadcaster and raconteur Ned Sherrin, with a foreword by leading British satirist, Alistair Beaton. Now packed with even more quotes and covering more subjects than before, from Weddings to the Supernatural, Australia to Headlines. Find the best lines from your favourite jokesters and wordsmiths, add that extra something to a speech or presentation, or just enjoy a good laugh. 'A chair is a piece of furniture. I am not a chair because no one has ever sat on me.' Ann Widdecombe on the announcement that Parliamentary language will now be gender-neutral. 'No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off 'I don't like Mondays' for 30 years.' Russell Brand On deciding to run for governor of California: 'The most difficult decision I've ever made in my entire life, except for the one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.' Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Wanting to know an author because you like his work is like wanting to know a duck because you like p--acirc--;t--eacute--;.' Margaret Atwood 'I am so sorry. We have to stop there. I have just come to the end of my personality.' Quentin Crisp, closing down an interview
Author: Timothy Fay
Publisher: Winking Words
ISBN: 1732058407
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 118
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Know what a Tes-hole is? A Tesla owner who thinks he or she is the sh*t, and let's you know. Called “fun,” and “useful,” Suburban Dictionary is a guide to slang, and a guide to the quirky characters sighted in the ‘burbs. Suburbanese: The Subtle, The Funny, and The Snarky, with generous helpings of sarcasm. Over 130 pages of fun and (sometimes) snarky expressions to use at home, at work, and beyond. A guide to the “slang of the Rich” and beyond for old hands, newbies, and those learning English.
Author: Ryan Quinn
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781732058415
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 120
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Do you know the slang meaning of "solar panel"? Suburban Dictionary is a fun-loving user's guide to Suburbanese, and a guide to the quirky behavior found in the burbs. The snarky and the cheeky make many appearances, with generous helpings of sarcasm. Euphemisms, a hallmark of suburbanese, get "special" treatment. We give a nod to cul-de-sac personalities, such as the neighborhood eccentric and the Goth kids. The recluse a few doors down makes a (rare) appearance. You Should Read this Book If: * You enjoy snarky language; but also enjoy amusing and charming expressions. * You like a good zinger or "comeback." * You can't say ''suburban'' without saying "Bourbon." * You wonder about the slang meaning of "solar panel," ''dual equipment," and "bird bath." You wonder what "wet leaves" means in Japanese slang. There was a need for a book that talks about things that can get you into trouble - sex and drugs - but does so with expressions that hopefully won't get you into trouble, should you repeat them. Suburban Dictionary rises to the occasion. Compiled during years of research, Suburban Dictionary was written by Timothy Fay. A writer with 15 years of experience in both journalism and finance, Tim is a former reporter at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. A friendly warning: collecting and reading about slang and sarcastic expressions is addictive. Read, review, repeat, please. Thanks, Hanks.
Author: Happy Turtle Notebooks
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781076204509
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 120
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Urban Dictionary is the best 'urban slang' reference on the internet. Every definition will make you piss yourself with laughter. This notebook features the definition of 'RAINBOW PARTY'. TERM: RAINBOW PARTY DEFINITION: A type of party where several girls wear a different color of lipstick then each proceeds to give one or more guys a blow job. The multiple of colors left on each guy's penis resembles a rainbow. This rude notebook is letter size 8.5 x 11 inch; 21.59 x 27.94cm. It's made from high quality papers and is ideal for any purpose, including notes, work, recipes, journaling or writing down what to buy for dinner at the grocery store.Notebook features include: 118 white lined pages RAINBOW PARTY design on the front cover Large letter size 8.5 x 11 inch; 21.59 x 27.94 cm dimensions; the ideal large size for all purposes, fitting perfectly into your work backpack or school bag. The bold white paper is sturdy enough to be used with fountain pens. Reliable standards: Book industry perfect binding (the same standard binding as the books in your local library). Tough glossy paperback. Crisp white paper. Happy Turtle Journals are the perfect gift for any occasion.
Author: Captain Francis Grose
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9781452184609
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is a profane guide to the slang from the backstreets and taverns of 18th-century London. This slang dictionary gathers the most amusing and useful terms from English history and helpfully presents them to be used in the conversations of our modern day. Originally published in 1785, the Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was one of the first lexicons of English slang, compiled by a militia captain who collected the terms he overheard on his late-night excursions to London's slums, dockyards, and taverns. Now the legacy lives on in this colorful pocket dictionary. • Learn the origin of phrases like "birthday suit" and discover slang lost to time. • Handy pocket-sized edition allows you to whip out vintage curse words whenever needed. • An unexpected marriage of lowbrow humor and highbrow wit Discover long lost antique slang and curse words and learn how to incorporate them into modern conversation. A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is perfect for enlivening contemporary conversation with historical phrases; it includes a topical list of words for money, drunkenness, the amorous congress, male and female naughty bits, and so on. • A funny gift for wordplay, language, swearing, and insult fans, as well as fans of British humor and culture • Perfect for those who loved How to Speak Brit: The Quintessential Guide to the King's English, Cockney Slang, and Other Flummoxing British Phrases by Christopher J. Moore; Knickers in a Twist: A Dictionary of British Slang by Jonathan Bernstein; and The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm by James Napoli
Author: Happy Turtle Notebooks
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781076204578
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 120
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Book Description
Urban Dictionary is the best 'urban slang' reference on the internet. Every definition will make you piss yourself with laughter. This notebook features the definition of 'RAINBOW PARTY'. TERM: RAINBOW PARTY DEFINITION: A type of party where several girls wear a different color of lipstick then each proceeds to give one or more guys a blow job. The multiple of colors left on each guy's penis resembles a rainbow. This rude notebook is letter size 8.5 x 11 inch; 21.59 x 27.94cm. It's made from high quality papers and is ideal for any purpose, including notes, work, recipes, journaling or writing down what to buy for dinner at the grocery store.Notebook features include: 118 white lined pages RAINBOW PARTY design on the front cover Large letter size 8.5 x 11 inch; 21.59 x 27.94 cm dimensions; the ideal large size for all purposes, fitting perfectly into your work backpack or school bag. The bold white paper is sturdy enough to be used with fountain pens. Reliable standards: Book industry perfect binding (the same standard binding as the books in your local library). Tough glossy paperback. Crisp white paper. Happy Turtle Journals are the perfect gift for any occasion.
