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Category : Cats
Languages : en
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Cats were once proud, shrewd, independent animals who lived life on their own terms. But then came a life of domestication, comfort and free health care. And now cats are in danger of losing their sense of adventure completely. Fluffy and Bonkers think it's time to fight back and regain control as ruler of the roost once again.
Author: Fluffy
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007372493
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 208
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Cats once were proud, shrewd, independent animals who lived life on our own terms. But then came a life of domestication, comfort and free health care. And now cats are in danger of losing our sense of adventure completely. Fluffy and Bonkers say it's time to fight back and regain control of your rightful place as ruler of the roost once again.
Author: Joe Garden
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 0345513843
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 226
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Cats have nine lives. Shouldn’t they be lived to the fullest? “Domesticated” does not mean “docile.” The ho-hum routine of sleep, eat, eat, and sleep is no way for any creature who ruled Egypt for a millennium to spend her day. It’s high time felines everywhere woke up from their cat naps and grabbed life’s strings with both paws. The Devious Book for Cats offers today’s discerning kitties words of wisdom and advice on everything they need to know, from in-depth guides on cardboard boxes and catnip to a brief history of the Felinism movement. It provides fail-safe tips on waking a human when you want to get fed, choosing the purr-fect gift, staring like a pro, and making the most of superstitions. It also explains the undeniable allure of the Window, the terrifying specter of the Vacuum, and how you can groom properly in just the scant twenty-four hours allotted each day. Cats: Discover the devious fun you can have when you’re the one in charge!
Author: Fluffy
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007319118
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 14
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Cats once were proud, shrewd, independent animals who lived life on our own terms. But then came a life of domestication, comfort and free health care. And now cats are in danger of losing our sense of adventure completely. Fluffy and Bonkers say it's time to fight back and regain control of your rightful place as ruler of the roost once again. Cats once ruled the alleys, galleys and the valleys. Rodents trembled in fear. Birds steered clear. Cats took chances. Some lived fast and died young... We were on the prowl. But then came a life of domestication that was simply too good to pass up. Humans gave us everything we desired, from ear massages and shelter from the rain to cuddle sessions and free health care. In return, they were permitted to bask in the majesty of our presence. It seemed like a fair trade. Or was it? Has domesticity really been good for cats? What has become of our sense of adventure, our sense of independence? Did you know that because of boredom and indolence, the average feline today uses up a mere 2-3 of its 9 lives? Fluffy and Bonkers think its time to get out of the comfortable back seat of life and regain control of your destiny. They created this manual to teach discerning cats how to wake up a human when they want to get fed, how to stare like a pro, how to carry yourself in a catfight and - most importantly - how to get away with practically anything. With The Devious Book for Cats you can return to the noble creature you once were and assume your rightful place as the ruler of your household once again.
Author: Charles H. Bennett
Publisher: Good Press
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Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 21
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The Nine Lives of a Cat is for anyone who ever wondered what cats do when they are left to their own devices, and how they escape the greedy hands of Death. Follow the adventures of this daring kitty to see how she lives her adventurous life. Excerpt: "HOW many Lives has the Cat got? NINE! But when she was young, Poor Kitty was hung; So how many Lives has the Cat got?"
Author: Zachary Auburn
Publisher: Crown
ISBN: 0451494938
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 146
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The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
Author: Jem Vanston
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 178088589X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 216
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Dog is a cat- the only problem is that he doesn't behave like one! Instead he wags his tail, sticks out his tongue and yaps in a manner which is distinctly puppyish. Something has to be done! The pride of cats is at stake - the shame of an entire species a consequence of allowing a feline to behave in such a disgraceful canine manner.
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Category : Encyclopedias and dictionaries
Languages : en
Pages : 812
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Author: Joe Garden
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 0345516648
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 240
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Being turned into a vampire is the easy part. Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult. In today’s world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to movies and novels for answers to everlasting life’s questions will inevitably be reduced to a smoldering pile of dust. So whom can you, a neophyte immortal, trust to provide reliable information and proven strategies for leading your best and bloodiest existence? The Vampire Miles Proctor, editor of The New Vampire’s Handbook. In this definitive guide, the newly turned will find • a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality • methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan • tips on acting your “age,” behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds • essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trends • the joy of scrapbooking Plus helpful online resources, a glyph guide, renovation instructions for emergency lairs, a Ruling Families directory, nightly mantras, and personal anecdotes from The Vampire Miles Proctor’s nearly five hundred years of experience. Welcome to the night.
Author: Bill Fisher
Publisher: LifeRich Publishing
ISBN: 1489705368
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 143
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After a devastating car accident that killed his wife, Yvonne, and left author Bill Fisher severely wounded, he realized that this time, his life had just been spared from death for the ninth time. In When God Stepped In, Fisher shares how his life has been punctuated with a series of miraculous acts of the Lord. In this touching memoir, he narrates a series of encounters that have confirmed his faith in the power of God including healings, rescues, protection, shield, and provision. Fisher tells how God has allowed him to get into many unexpected, dangerous situations throughout his life and then has rescued him in often spectacular ways. This inspiring book for is for anyone who don’t want to live in doubt anymore, and who are also looking for God in messy places. Praise for When God Stepped In “It would seem almost impossible for all of these incidents to have taken place in the life of one man. However, I have known the author for many years, and they did!” —John Barkman, Pastor, Missionary, Christian Missionary Alliance
