Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781468184822
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Giants' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Giants' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Giants' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Giants' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Giants' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Giants' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Giants' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Giants' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Giants' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Giants' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author: Kevin Nelson
Publisher: Perigee Trade
ISBN: 9780399516887
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 180
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The author of Baseball's Greatest Insults referees the biting sarcasm and hilarious wisecracks from today's heroes and yesterday's legends of both college and pro football. Players, coaches, sportswriters, and even fans all have their say in this wickedly funny look at the game and its leading personalities. Black-and-white photographs.
Author: Hubert Boulard
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781942367772
Category : Dysfunctional families
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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"First published in the 'Mâetamorphose' collection directed by Ms. Barbara Canepa and Ms. Clotilde Vu"--Copyright page.
Author: Geoff Schwartz
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
ISBN: 1250089220
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 287
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The first Jewish brothers in the NFL since 1923 take readers inside their lives and into the locker rooms in a revealing book on football, food, family, and faith. Geoff and Mitchell Schwartz are the NFL’s most improbable pair of offensive linemen. They started their football careers late, not playing a down of organized football until they joined their low-key high school program. Despite all that, they wound up at top-tier college programs and became the first Jewish brothers in the league since 1923. In Eat My Schwartz, Geoff and Mitch talk about the things that have made them the extraordinary people that they are: their close-knit and supportive family, their Jewish faith and traditions, their love of the game and drive for excellence and, last but not least, the food they love to eat, whether at home or on the road. Theirs is an inspiring story not just for every football fan but for everybody wanting to figure out what it takes for dreams to come true—and how to stay well-fed throughout the process.
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781478346494
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Giants jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Giants Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Giants Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Giants joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Giants jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Giants' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Giants' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Giants' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Giants' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Giants' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author: Norm Macdonald
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 0812993632
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 245
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Driving, wild and hilarious” (The Washington Post), here is the incredible “memoir” of the legendary actor, gambler, raconteur, and Saturday Night Live veteran. When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”
Author: Rob Harrell
Publisher: IDW Publishing
ISBN: 1684069386
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 204
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Can a depressed monster learn how to be a hero? Maybe with a little help. The hilarious and heartwarming graphic novel that inspired the theatrical film RUMBLE! In a fantastical 1860s England, every quiet little township is terrorized by a ferocious monster—much to the townsfolk’s delight! Each town’s unique monster is a source of local pride, not to mention tourism. Each town, that is... except for one. Unfortunately for the people of Stoker-on-Avon, their monster isn’t quite as impressive. In fact, he’s a little down in the dumps. Can the morose Rayburn get a monstrous makeover and become a proper horror? It’s up to the eccentric Dr. Charles Wilkie and plucky street urchin Timothy to get him up to snuff, before a greater threat turns the whole town to kindling. Monsters of all ages are sure to enjoy this tale about life’s challenges, the power of friendship, and creative redemption, packed with epic battles and plenty of wild beasts! Prepare for the release of the 2021 theatrical film RUMBLE with this expanded edition of the beloved graphic novel, now featuring a new 10-page epilogue!
Author: Geoff Tibballs
Publisher: Robinson
ISBN: 178033267X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 739
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Never be stuck for a wicked line again! - the ultimate collection of insults Here is the biggest and best ever collection of insults and sharp retorts for when you just wish you could have thought of something faster. Editor Geoff Tibballs presents more than 5,000 come-backs, put-downs, snaps, insults, unadmiring quips and quotes, for every occasion. From the most elegant of studied insults to the wickedest of putdowns, from the language of the street to the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, from playground insults to sports, family and marriage jibes - here is every possible barb you could ever need, guaranteed to crack up all those around you. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Your mother's so fat, she has her own area code. Are your parents siblings? Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Is there no beginning to your talents? You'd be out of your depth in a puddle. Don't you need a licence to be that ugly? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my arse. I'd love to go out with you but I have to worm my dog.
Author: Shelby Bach
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1442431466
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 339
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Eleven-year-old Rory, daughter of a famous actress and a famous movie director, finds herself becoming a celebrity in her own right as she helps create a new fairy tale as a participant in the after-school program, Ever After School.
Author: Libba Bray
Publisher: Delacorte Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0385733976
Category : Automobile travel
Languages : en
Pages : 498
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Cameron Smith, a disaffected sixteen year-old who, after being diagnosed with Creutzfeld Jakob's (aka mad cow) disease, sets off on a road trip with a death-obsessed video gaming dwarf he meets in the hospital in an attempt to find a cure.
