Author:
Publisher: Shadrack Omary
ISBN:
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
"Laugh Out Loud" is a gut-busting collection of more than 600 unique jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From witty one-liners to clever puns, this book covers a wide range of hilarious topics, ensuring there's something funny for everyone. Perfect for parties, gatherings, or a good chuckle on your own, this book guarantees non-stop laughter and a guaranteed good time. Get ready to crack up with "Laugh Out Loud: A Side-Splitting Saga of Hilarious Jokes."
LAUGH OUT LOUD
Author:
Publisher: Shadrack Omary
ISBN:
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
"Laugh Out Loud" is a gut-busting collection of more than 600 unique jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From witty one-liners to clever puns, this book covers a wide range of hilarious topics, ensuring there's something funny for everyone. Perfect for parties, gatherings, or a good chuckle on your own, this book guarantees non-stop laughter and a guaranteed good time. Get ready to crack up with "Laugh Out Loud: A Side-Splitting Saga of Hilarious Jokes."
Publisher: Shadrack Omary
ISBN:
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
"Laugh Out Loud" is a gut-busting collection of more than 600 unique jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From witty one-liners to clever puns, this book covers a wide range of hilarious topics, ensuring there's something funny for everyone. Perfect for parties, gatherings, or a good chuckle on your own, this book guarantees non-stop laughter and a guaranteed good time. Get ready to crack up with "Laugh Out Loud: A Side-Splitting Saga of Hilarious Jokes."
The Parables of the Tail with No Teeth
Author: Patrick Fero
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1462827713
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
The Parables chronicle the life and death of a castle society strangled into a coma by a terminal case of Bureaucratitus, hardening of the hallways. A young squire, Thomas Bucket, and his liege lord, Sir Lancelot, join the mle, joust with revolutionary zeal, but still cannot unhorse such stalwart practitioners of palatine politics as the Prince of the Piles, Lord Bellicose or the Parchment Patrollers (paper pushers of the first order). In the end, the nobles are led by the Wise Men, Smoke and Mirrors, into the sad Diaspora Bureaucrati. This book will help you avoid the same fate.
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1462827713
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
The Parables chronicle the life and death of a castle society strangled into a coma by a terminal case of Bureaucratitus, hardening of the hallways. A young squire, Thomas Bucket, and his liege lord, Sir Lancelot, join the mle, joust with revolutionary zeal, but still cannot unhorse such stalwart practitioners of palatine politics as the Prince of the Piles, Lord Bellicose or the Parchment Patrollers (paper pushers of the first order). In the end, the nobles are led by the Wise Men, Smoke and Mirrors, into the sad Diaspora Bureaucrati. This book will help you avoid the same fate.
Giggle Till You Jiggle
Author: Cillian Bookless
Publisher: Book People Press
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 151
Book Description
Giggle Till You Jiggle contains 450+ silly jokes, puns, riddles and tongue twisters for boys and girls ages 5 to 10 who love to laugh. Featuring an easy-to-read font style for kids to enjoy monstrous fun telling jokes and getting their tongues in a twist. Chapters include favorites such as Animal Jokes, Food Jokes, Spooky Jokes, Silly Side-splitters, Rib-Tickling Random Jokes – with dinosaurs, pirates, princess, robots, parties, school and so much more, Knock Knock Jokes, ‘Things That Go’ Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, and good, clean but Gross Jokes for those uncontrollable fits of laughter we all love. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. What is the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it to you. Reading and telling goofy jokes, puns, riddles and tongue twisters is an important part of children’s language development and most of all, it brings everyone together to have a good time without a screen in sight. Prepare for a scream of two though! What did the left eye say to the right eye? Something between us smells. Knock Knock Who’s there? Wire Wire who? Wire you not opening the door? All of the jokes in Giggle Till You Jiggle are family friendly and are teacher approved, parent approved and most important of all - kid approved; a perfect gift for the gigglers in your life. Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go.” Try saying this tongue twister lots of times in a row… Six slippery snails slid slowly seaward. Suitable for children of all ages, GIGGLE TILL YOU JIGGLE is bursting at the seams with fun for endless chuckles, laughter and groans that will have you giggling till you are jiggling like jelly. Did someone say jelly?... “Stop! My tummy is sore from all the jiggling. These jokes are too funny!” - Evelyn Bookless, former elementary teacher and award-winning children’s author of the Captain Green series and upcoming silly picture book – JINX!
Publisher: Book People Press
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 151
Book Description
Giggle Till You Jiggle contains 450+ silly jokes, puns, riddles and tongue twisters for boys and girls ages 5 to 10 who love to laugh. Featuring an easy-to-read font style for kids to enjoy monstrous fun telling jokes and getting their tongues in a twist. Chapters include favorites such as Animal Jokes, Food Jokes, Spooky Jokes, Silly Side-splitters, Rib-Tickling Random Jokes – with dinosaurs, pirates, princess, robots, parties, school and so much more, Knock Knock Jokes, ‘Things That Go’ Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, and good, clean but Gross Jokes for those uncontrollable fits of laughter we all love. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. What is the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it to you. Reading and telling goofy jokes, puns, riddles and tongue twisters is an important part of children’s language development and most of all, it brings everyone together to have a good time without a screen in sight. Prepare for a scream of two though! What did the left eye say to the right eye? Something between us smells. Knock Knock Who’s there? Wire Wire who? Wire you not opening the door? All of the jokes in Giggle Till You Jiggle are family friendly and are teacher approved, parent approved and most important of all - kid approved; a perfect gift for the gigglers in your life. Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go.” Try saying this tongue twister lots of times in a row… Six slippery snails slid slowly seaward. Suitable for children of all ages, GIGGLE TILL YOU JIGGLE is bursting at the seams with fun for endless chuckles, laughter and groans that will have you giggling till you are jiggling like jelly. Did someone say jelly?... “Stop! My tummy is sore from all the jiggling. These jokes are too funny!” - Evelyn Bookless, former elementary teacher and award-winning children’s author of the Captain Green series and upcoming silly picture book – JINX!
Once Upon a Rhyme
Author: Antony L. Saragas
Publisher: Archway Publishing
ISBN: 1480894184
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 124
Book Description
This book is not about poetry, even though the title and limericks sprinkled within might lead you to that notion. This book is not about sports, though many of the characters connect as coaches or teammates. This book is not even about a father and son, even though it deals with a man and his recently deceased father. This is a familiar tale of family, friendship, community, loss, and the renewal of faith. Even though the book takes place over the course of only one week, its message delves deeply into life and living. We all question the usefulness of our past, the course of our present, and—on our more challenging days—the point of our future. We wonder about the significance of our efforts. In other words, this book poses the question we often ignore through activity, defy with arrogance, or accept as unanswerable: “What’s the point?” In the vein of film classic It’s a Wonderful Life, author Antony Saragas reminds you that life is worth living and that sometimes your friends and family are your angels.
Publisher: Archway Publishing
ISBN: 1480894184
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 124
Book Description
This book is not about poetry, even though the title and limericks sprinkled within might lead you to that notion. This book is not about sports, though many of the characters connect as coaches or teammates. This book is not even about a father and son, even though it deals with a man and his recently deceased father. This is a familiar tale of family, friendship, community, loss, and the renewal of faith. Even though the book takes place over the course of only one week, its message delves deeply into life and living. We all question the usefulness of our past, the course of our present, and—on our more challenging days—the point of our future. We wonder about the significance of our efforts. In other words, this book poses the question we often ignore through activity, defy with arrogance, or accept as unanswerable: “What’s the point?” In the vein of film classic It’s a Wonderful Life, author Antony Saragas reminds you that life is worth living and that sometimes your friends and family are your angels.
Feeding Littles Lunches
Author: Megan McNamee, MPH, RDN
Publisher: Rodale Books
ISBN: 0593797469
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 241
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • 75+ simple and delicious ideas for packed school lunches and snacks for kids of all ages, from the New York Times bestselling authors of Feeding Littles and Beyond. In a lunch packing rut? Megan McNamee and Judy Delaware, the founders of Feeding Littles, are here to help with the ultimate lunch box resource. Feeding Littles Lunches is complete with 75+ lunches that are quick to assemble, safe and easy for kids of all ages to eat, and balanced in nutrients for growth, learning and play. Each lunch idea is easily modified for nine of the most common allergens and includes tips for picky eaters, plus vegetarian swaps and “I Can’t Even” tips to make lunch packing even easier. Feeding Littles Lunches is not a recipe book because, let’s face it, most parents don’t want to spend hours packing lunches. Rather, it’s an inspo book with a full-page photo for every lunch, meant to be used with your child as a visual reminder for delicious and easy new ideas that you can assemble from simple ingredients. Feeding Littles Lunches also includes a lunch packing formula to help you plan your own lunches, grocery lists, tips for dealing with cafeteria and school settings, picky eating, food safety, and more! With creative and approachable lunches like Chicken Salad with Mini Brioche Toasts, Sun Butter Banana Roll-Up “Sushi-Style,” Build-Your-Own Naan Pizza, Leftover Burger Mini Sliders, Pesto Turkey Wrap Rounds, and more, you’ll bring joy back to lunchtime.
Publisher: Rodale Books
ISBN: 0593797469
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 241
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • 75+ simple and delicious ideas for packed school lunches and snacks for kids of all ages, from the New York Times bestselling authors of Feeding Littles and Beyond. In a lunch packing rut? Megan McNamee and Judy Delaware, the founders of Feeding Littles, are here to help with the ultimate lunch box resource. Feeding Littles Lunches is complete with 75+ lunches that are quick to assemble, safe and easy for kids of all ages to eat, and balanced in nutrients for growth, learning and play. Each lunch idea is easily modified for nine of the most common allergens and includes tips for picky eaters, plus vegetarian swaps and “I Can’t Even” tips to make lunch packing even easier. Feeding Littles Lunches is not a recipe book because, let’s face it, most parents don’t want to spend hours packing lunches. Rather, it’s an inspo book with a full-page photo for every lunch, meant to be used with your child as a visual reminder for delicious and easy new ideas that you can assemble from simple ingredients. Feeding Littles Lunches also includes a lunch packing formula to help you plan your own lunches, grocery lists, tips for dealing with cafeteria and school settings, picky eating, food safety, and more! With creative and approachable lunches like Chicken Salad with Mini Brioche Toasts, Sun Butter Banana Roll-Up “Sushi-Style,” Build-Your-Own Naan Pizza, Leftover Burger Mini Sliders, Pesto Turkey Wrap Rounds, and more, you’ll bring joy back to lunchtime.
House of Elephants (Witchlings 3)
Author: Claribel A. Ortega
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338856081
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 357
Book Description
From New York Times bestselling and award-winning author Claribel A. Ortega: The third bookin the spellbinding Witchlings series! It's been months since the end of the Golden Frog Games, and a cure for the hex that turned young witches to stone still hasn't been found. Seven and Thorn want nothing more than to find a way to heal their friends, but everything they try ends in failure. When the Black Moon Ceremony arrives earlier than expected, Seven and Thorn take it as a chance to welcome any new Spares into their coven. But rather than welcoming a few Spares like they thought, all the witchlings in the ceremony are chosen to enter the Spare coven! The new Spares are met with anger from the Hill Society. They create more unfair laws that ban Spares from using magic and being equals in Twelve Towns society! On top of all that, Spares start disappearing. And no one seems to care. As Seven and Thorn struggle to find a cure for the stone hex and to stop the Twelve Town's unfair treatment of Spares once and for all, they discover a piece of hidden history that will change everything-if they can get anyone to listen to them.
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338856081
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 357
Book Description
From New York Times bestselling and award-winning author Claribel A. Ortega: The third bookin the spellbinding Witchlings series! It's been months since the end of the Golden Frog Games, and a cure for the hex that turned young witches to stone still hasn't been found. Seven and Thorn want nothing more than to find a way to heal their friends, but everything they try ends in failure. When the Black Moon Ceremony arrives earlier than expected, Seven and Thorn take it as a chance to welcome any new Spares into their coven. But rather than welcoming a few Spares like they thought, all the witchlings in the ceremony are chosen to enter the Spare coven! The new Spares are met with anger from the Hill Society. They create more unfair laws that ban Spares from using magic and being equals in Twelve Towns society! On top of all that, Spares start disappearing. And no one seems to care. As Seven and Thorn struggle to find a cure for the stone hex and to stop the Twelve Town's unfair treatment of Spares once and for all, they discover a piece of hidden history that will change everything-if they can get anyone to listen to them.
Another D for DeeDee
Author: Bibi Belford
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510724079
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 234
Book Description
From the author of the highly praised Canned and Crushed comes a new story about friendship, the consequences of bad decisions, and embracing what makes you different! DeeDee’s life is full of D’s. Missing her dad, who’s disappeared. Distracted by her sister’s quinceañera and her brother dropping out of high school. Disappointing her family by struggling in her new school. Being diagnosed with diabetes. So many D’s she worries she’ll never fit in, and worse, never find the best friend she’s always wanted. Then she meets River, her new neighbor with cochlear implants and finds they have the same interests. Art. Dance. Skateboarding. And they both miss their dads. But while DeeDee struggles to adjust to her new circumstances and life with diabetes, River embraces life, even his differences. River offers to help search for DeeDee’s dad and coach her in skateboarding and the two become friends. River even encourages her to participate in her school’s Spring Fling talent show. Then River transfers to DeeDee’s new school. Instead of sticking up for him and risking being made fun of, DeeDee makes mistake after mistake until she’s forced to decide: keep the best friend she’s always wanted by standing up to her classmates, or stay silent and lose River forever? Before DeeDee can be a good friend she must learn to love differences—not just River’s but also her own.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510724079
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 234
Book Description
From the author of the highly praised Canned and Crushed comes a new story about friendship, the consequences of bad decisions, and embracing what makes you different! DeeDee’s life is full of D’s. Missing her dad, who’s disappeared. Distracted by her sister’s quinceañera and her brother dropping out of high school. Disappointing her family by struggling in her new school. Being diagnosed with diabetes. So many D’s she worries she’ll never fit in, and worse, never find the best friend she’s always wanted. Then she meets River, her new neighbor with cochlear implants and finds they have the same interests. Art. Dance. Skateboarding. And they both miss their dads. But while DeeDee struggles to adjust to her new circumstances and life with diabetes, River embraces life, even his differences. River offers to help search for DeeDee’s dad and coach her in skateboarding and the two become friends. River even encourages her to participate in her school’s Spring Fling talent show. Then River transfers to DeeDee’s new school. Instead of sticking up for him and risking being made fun of, DeeDee makes mistake after mistake until she’s forced to decide: keep the best friend she’s always wanted by standing up to her classmates, or stay silent and lose River forever? Before DeeDee can be a good friend she must learn to love differences—not just River’s but also her own.
Readers Digest Funny Family Jokes
Author: Editors at Reader's Digest
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1621451909
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 262
Book Description
In the Reader's Digest Funny Family Jokes we have compiled some of the funniest jokes, riddles, and one-liners that can be shared across generations, around the dinner table or the campfire. Truly, there's something for everyone from 9 to 99. "Knock! Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over." Reader's Digest has a long tradition of providing our readers with laughter through our many humor features. In the Reader's Digest Funny Family Jokes we have compiled some of the funniest jokes, riddles, and one-liners that can be shared across generations, around the dinner table or the campfire. Truly, there's something for everyone from 9 to 99. We hope you and your family will take the time to read, share and laugh together. Did you hear that NASA has launched several cows into orbit? It was the herd shot around the world.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1621451909
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 262
Book Description
In the Reader's Digest Funny Family Jokes we have compiled some of the funniest jokes, riddles, and one-liners that can be shared across generations, around the dinner table or the campfire. Truly, there's something for everyone from 9 to 99. "Knock! Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over." Reader's Digest has a long tradition of providing our readers with laughter through our many humor features. In the Reader's Digest Funny Family Jokes we have compiled some of the funniest jokes, riddles, and one-liners that can be shared across generations, around the dinner table or the campfire. Truly, there's something for everyone from 9 to 99. We hope you and your family will take the time to read, share and laugh together. Did you hear that NASA has launched several cows into orbit? It was the herd shot around the world.
Bear's Loose Tooth
Author: Karma Wilson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1442489367
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 16
Book Description
Bear's friends help him understand about losing teeth.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1442489367
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 16
Book Description
Bear's friends help him understand about losing teeth.
Faith, Hope and Carnage
Author: Nick Cave
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN: 0374607389
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 208
Book Description
A Telegraph Best Book of 2022 Faith, Hope and Carnage is a book about Nick Cave’s inner life. Created from more than forty hours of intimate conversations with the journalist Seán O’Hagan, this is a profoundly thoughtful exploration, in Cave’s own words, of what really drives his life and creativity. The book examines questions of belief, art, music, freedom, grief and love. It draws candidly on Cave’s life, from his early childhood to the present day, his loves, his work ethic and his dramatic transformation in recent years. Faith, Hope and Carnage offers ladders of hope and inspiration from a true visionary.
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN: 0374607389
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 208
Book Description
A Telegraph Best Book of 2022 Faith, Hope and Carnage is a book about Nick Cave’s inner life. Created from more than forty hours of intimate conversations with the journalist Seán O’Hagan, this is a profoundly thoughtful exploration, in Cave’s own words, of what really drives his life and creativity. The book examines questions of belief, art, music, freedom, grief and love. It draws candidly on Cave’s life, from his early childhood to the present day, his loves, his work ethic and his dramatic transformation in recent years. Faith, Hope and Carnage offers ladders of hope and inspiration from a true visionary.