Author: Neffew Moses
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544259154
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 238
Book Description
Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle. The Bible re-written in gangsta slang. Educate urself by readin up on tha stories from Tha Holy Bibizzle. Includin but not limited 2: life n crucifizzle of Jizzle, Adam n Eve in tha weed garden of Eden, creation of tha heavens n tha ghetto, Tower of Babel n mo. Includes 2 books of old testizzle - Genesizzle n Exodizzle n 1 of new testizzle - Tha Dope News Accordin 2 Matthew. Contains strong language.
Tha Holy Bibizzle
Author: Neffew Moses
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544259154
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 238
Book Description
Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle. The Bible re-written in gangsta slang. Educate urself by readin up on tha stories from Tha Holy Bibizzle. Includin but not limited 2: life n crucifizzle of Jizzle, Adam n Eve in tha weed garden of Eden, creation of tha heavens n tha ghetto, Tower of Babel n mo. Includes 2 books of old testizzle - Genesizzle n Exodizzle n 1 of new testizzle - Tha Dope News Accordin 2 Matthew. Contains strong language.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544259154
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 238
Book Description
Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle. The Bible re-written in gangsta slang. Educate urself by readin up on tha stories from Tha Holy Bibizzle. Includin but not limited 2: life n crucifizzle of Jizzle, Adam n Eve in tha weed garden of Eden, creation of tha heavens n tha ghetto, Tower of Babel n mo. Includes 2 books of old testizzle - Genesizzle n Exodizzle n 1 of new testizzle - Tha Dope News Accordin 2 Matthew. Contains strong language.
The Mobile Commerce Revolution
Author: Tim Hayden
Publisher: Pearson Education
ISBN: 0789751542
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 201
Book Description
More than 60% of the U.S. population now owns smartphones. Hayden and Webster cover everything you need to know to capitalize on history's greatest shifts in human and consumer behavior, from infrastructure to culture, strategy to tactics. Packed with case studies and practical guidance from small startups to large brands, this guide offers provocative and actionable insight, and will help you make the internal changes required to fully leverage the mobile commerce opportunity.
Publisher: Pearson Education
ISBN: 0789751542
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 201
Book Description
More than 60% of the U.S. population now owns smartphones. Hayden and Webster cover everything you need to know to capitalize on history's greatest shifts in human and consumer behavior, from infrastructure to culture, strategy to tactics. Packed with case studies and practical guidance from small startups to large brands, this guide offers provocative and actionable insight, and will help you make the internal changes required to fully leverage the mobile commerce opportunity.
The Story of Noah and the Ark
Author:
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9780805061819
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Illustrations accompany the Biblical text telling how Noah obeyed God's command to build an ark in order to survive the great flood.
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9780805061819
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Illustrations accompany the Biblical text telling how Noah obeyed God's command to build an ark in order to survive the great flood.
The Bible 2
Author: Z. M. Thomas
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780984245086
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
In 1492, Columbus Sailed to Slay a Jew.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780984245086
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
In 1492, Columbus Sailed to Slay a Jew.
How Not to Be a Dick
Author: Meghan Doherty
Publisher: Zest Books ™
ISBN: 1541581873
Category : Young Adult Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 227
Book Description
On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too. Just see the agreement at the beginning of the book: I pledge to use the tools and techniques provided in this book to help make the world a less dickish place. "Doherty fires absurd twenty-first-century zingers that happen to be really, really, really funny."—starred, Booklist
Publisher: Zest Books ™
ISBN: 1541581873
Category : Young Adult Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 227
Book Description
On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too. Just see the agreement at the beginning of the book: I pledge to use the tools and techniques provided in this book to help make the world a less dickish place. "Doherty fires absurd twenty-first-century zingers that happen to be really, really, really funny."—starred, Booklist
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Author: Zachary Auburn
Publisher: Crown
ISBN: 0451494938
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
Publisher: Crown
ISBN: 0451494938
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz
Author: Cameron Pierce
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781933929934
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781933929934
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.
Winchester Rarities
Author: Tom Webster
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780873418621
Category : Fishing
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This book details a variety of Winchester products, from sporting goods to coffeepots and advertising pieces from years gone by. Includes nearly 800 color photos and detailed pricing provided by experts in the field.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780873418621
Category : Fishing
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This book details a variety of Winchester products, from sporting goods to coffeepots and advertising pieces from years gone by. Includes nearly 800 color photos and detailed pricing provided by experts in the field.
A Practical Guide to Racism
Author: C. H. Dalton
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9781592403486
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 232
Book Description
A handy, authoritative and deeply offensive look at the races of the world, which is sure to raise howls of both protest and reluctant laughter. Award winning writer and comedian Sam Means takes on the persona of anthropologist CH Dalton, who holds forth on subjects such as: a crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are likely to blow up any time; a close look at the bizarre race known as women' who are not good at anything; the good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man's burdens. Also a comprehensive glossary of insults for all races.'
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9781592403486
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 232
Book Description
A handy, authoritative and deeply offensive look at the races of the world, which is sure to raise howls of both protest and reluctant laughter. Award winning writer and comedian Sam Means takes on the persona of anthropologist CH Dalton, who holds forth on subjects such as: a crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are likely to blow up any time; a close look at the bizarre race known as women' who are not good at anything; the good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man's burdens. Also a comprehensive glossary of insults for all races.'
The Van Conversion Bible
Author: Charlie Low & Dale Comley
Publisher: Charlie Low & Dale Comley
ISBN: 1800493983
Category : Technology & Engineering
Languages : en
Pages : 336
Book Description
Want to wake up to a breathtaking new view every morning? Have you been dreaming about owning a vehicle to fuel your adventures? Building a campervan gives you total freedom to create your very own rolling home. Escape the daily grind, hit the open road and re-write the way you live. The Van Conversion Bible is the ultimate guide to planning, designing and converting a campervan. It’s more than just the story of how we built our own van Ringo, it will help you build a van bespoke to your needs. It provides definitive answers to your questions (even the ones you haven’t thought of yet!) to ensure you save time and avoid expensive mistakes. From detailed gas, water and electrical system diagrams to a step-by-step build guide, you’ll find everything you need to start your journey inside. Whatever your skills and budget, you can learn how to build your dream campervan. Your very own home on wheels awaits…
Publisher: Charlie Low & Dale Comley
ISBN: 1800493983
Category : Technology & Engineering
Languages : en
Pages : 336
Book Description
Want to wake up to a breathtaking new view every morning? Have you been dreaming about owning a vehicle to fuel your adventures? Building a campervan gives you total freedom to create your very own rolling home. Escape the daily grind, hit the open road and re-write the way you live. The Van Conversion Bible is the ultimate guide to planning, designing and converting a campervan. It’s more than just the story of how we built our own van Ringo, it will help you build a van bespoke to your needs. It provides definitive answers to your questions (even the ones you haven’t thought of yet!) to ensure you save time and avoid expensive mistakes. From detailed gas, water and electrical system diagrams to a step-by-step build guide, you’ll find everything you need to start your journey inside. Whatever your skills and budget, you can learn how to build your dream campervan. Your very own home on wheels awaits…