Author: Suzanne White
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062512978
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 388
Book Description
Suzanne White, the online astrologer for America Online, whose books have sold more than a million copies, now employs her sophisticated blend of Chinese and zodiac-based astrology in a new book which helps readers take the guesswork out of finding the perfect mate. Signs. Charts.
Suzanne White's Guide to Love
Author: Suzanne White
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062512978
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 388
Book Description
Suzanne White, the online astrologer for America Online, whose books have sold more than a million copies, now employs her sophisticated blend of Chinese and zodiac-based astrology in a new book which helps readers take the guesswork out of finding the perfect mate. Signs. Charts.
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062512978
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 388
Book Description
Suzanne White, the online astrologer for America Online, whose books have sold more than a million copies, now employs her sophisticated blend of Chinese and zodiac-based astrology in a new book which helps readers take the guesswork out of finding the perfect mate. Signs. Charts.
The New Chinese Astrology
Author: Suzanne White
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9780330452069
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 628
Book Description
Lively, accessible and witty, this book applies the art of Chinese astrology to modern life. Whether you are a seasoned expert or just curious about your own or your loved ones' signs, 'The New Chinese Astrology' is designed to help you in your quest for higher understanding.
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9780330452069
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 628
Book Description
Lively, accessible and witty, this book applies the art of Chinese astrology to modern life. Whether you are a seasoned expert or just curious about your own or your loved ones' signs, 'The New Chinese Astrology' is designed to help you in your quest for higher understanding.
Aquarius The New Astrology
Author: Suzanne White
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781981490561
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64
Book Description
AQUARIANS! THE ACCURACY OF THE NEW ASTROLOGY'S DESCRIPTION OF YOUR WESTERN SUN SIGN COMBINED WITH YOUR CHINESE ANIMAL SIGN WILL ASTOUND YOU. THIS BOOK IS AN INGENIOUS BLEND OF AQUARIUS WITH ALL 12 CHINESE ASTROLOGY SIGNS. FIND OUT MORE ABOUT YOUR OWN NEW ASTROLOGY SIGN AND THOSE OF YOUR LOVERS, FRIENDS, FAMILY AND ENEMIES.A Savvy Blend of your Sun Sign with your Chinese Animal Sign. An Aquarius/Dog is not like an Aquarius Rat or Dragon. The New Astrology(TM) is the creation of world-renowned best-selling author, Suzanne White, who has come up with a revolutionary way of looking at character by blending the signs of both cultures. You will learn a lot about yourself and even more about those you know - or think you know. AQUARIUS - A tendency to human love and understanding is decidedly Aquarian. Aquarians are people who care about the sorrows and poverty of others. Aquarians are Samaritans who lie awake nights worrying about starvation and drought. Aquarians wish they might do something about the miseries of their fellow men. Aquarians care.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781981490561
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64
Book Description
AQUARIANS! THE ACCURACY OF THE NEW ASTROLOGY'S DESCRIPTION OF YOUR WESTERN SUN SIGN COMBINED WITH YOUR CHINESE ANIMAL SIGN WILL ASTOUND YOU. THIS BOOK IS AN INGENIOUS BLEND OF AQUARIUS WITH ALL 12 CHINESE ASTROLOGY SIGNS. FIND OUT MORE ABOUT YOUR OWN NEW ASTROLOGY SIGN AND THOSE OF YOUR LOVERS, FRIENDS, FAMILY AND ENEMIES.A Savvy Blend of your Sun Sign with your Chinese Animal Sign. An Aquarius/Dog is not like an Aquarius Rat or Dragon. The New Astrology(TM) is the creation of world-renowned best-selling author, Suzanne White, who has come up with a revolutionary way of looking at character by blending the signs of both cultures. You will learn a lot about yourself and even more about those you know - or think you know. AQUARIUS - A tendency to human love and understanding is decidedly Aquarian. Aquarians are people who care about the sorrows and poverty of others. Aquarians are Samaritans who lie awake nights worrying about starvation and drought. Aquarians wish they might do something about the miseries of their fellow men. Aquarians care.
Born on a Rotten Day
Author: Hazel Dixon-Cooper
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 143918870X
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 206
Book Description
In this wickedly funny guide, professional astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off sugar-coated astrology in favor of exploring the maladjusted side of the universe. If you want the inside scoop, the real deal, the lowdown on each sun sign, then look no further. It's time to forget those traditional astrology books where Sagittarians are gregarious, Capricorns are ambitious, and Pisceans are dreamers. Instead, enter a world where Archers are loud-mouthed bores, Goats are pompous social climbers, and Fish are chronically helpless. Dixon-Cooper debunks the myths, reveals the flaws, and examines the dubious virtues of each sun sign. Discover how to use your own inner brat to outwit bullies, outmaneuver manipulators, and win those endless games that lovers play. Learn how to deal with those dysfunctional people you encounter every day, including how to: contain a Ram's oversized ego calm a raging Bull keep a fickle Twin faithful Irreverent, biting, and laugh-out-loud funny, Born on a Rotten Day exaggerates the bad, exorcises the good, and puts a new spin on the age-old question -- what's your sign?
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 143918870X
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 206
Book Description
In this wickedly funny guide, professional astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off sugar-coated astrology in favor of exploring the maladjusted side of the universe. If you want the inside scoop, the real deal, the lowdown on each sun sign, then look no further. It's time to forget those traditional astrology books where Sagittarians are gregarious, Capricorns are ambitious, and Pisceans are dreamers. Instead, enter a world where Archers are loud-mouthed bores, Goats are pompous social climbers, and Fish are chronically helpless. Dixon-Cooper debunks the myths, reveals the flaws, and examines the dubious virtues of each sun sign. Discover how to use your own inner brat to outwit bullies, outmaneuver manipulators, and win those endless games that lovers play. Learn how to deal with those dysfunctional people you encounter every day, including how to: contain a Ram's oversized ego calm a raging Bull keep a fickle Twin faithful Irreverent, biting, and laugh-out-loud funny, Born on a Rotten Day exaggerates the bad, exorcises the good, and puts a new spin on the age-old question -- what's your sign?
Self-Care for Caregivers
Author: Susanne White
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1507218400
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 208
Book Description
Take care of yourself as you care for others with this accessible, easy-to-follow self-care guide to relax and rejuvenate. It’s been said that there are only four kinds of people in the world: those who have been caregivers, those who are currently caregivers, those who will become caregivers, and those who will need caregivers. Chances are you or someone you know is taking care of a loved one at home. If you do, you also know that caregiving—however fulfilling—is also hard on the caregiver’s mental and physical health. Self-care is vital to caregivers maintaining stamina and a positive outlook for both themselves and the people they care for. But being so busy caring for others can make it hard to find time for yourself. In Self-Care for Caregivers, you’ll find short, easy-to-read—and often easy-to-do—ways to replenish your mind, body, and spirit, including: -Practicing mindfulness by focusing in on your five senses -Remembering to HALT to check if you’re hungry, angry, lonely, or tired -Making a gratitude list of at least three things you're grateful for -And much more! Full of practical advice and reminders to have a quick snack, call a friend, create a sanctuary, write in a journal, and more ways to take care yourself—plus resources for caregiving—this book will go a long way towards making your caregiving experience a happier and more healthful one for you and the people you care for.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1507218400
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 208
Book Description
Take care of yourself as you care for others with this accessible, easy-to-follow self-care guide to relax and rejuvenate. It’s been said that there are only four kinds of people in the world: those who have been caregivers, those who are currently caregivers, those who will become caregivers, and those who will need caregivers. Chances are you or someone you know is taking care of a loved one at home. If you do, you also know that caregiving—however fulfilling—is also hard on the caregiver’s mental and physical health. Self-care is vital to caregivers maintaining stamina and a positive outlook for both themselves and the people they care for. But being so busy caring for others can make it hard to find time for yourself. In Self-Care for Caregivers, you’ll find short, easy-to-read—and often easy-to-do—ways to replenish your mind, body, and spirit, including: -Practicing mindfulness by focusing in on your five senses -Remembering to HALT to check if you’re hungry, angry, lonely, or tired -Making a gratitude list of at least three things you're grateful for -And much more! Full of practical advice and reminders to have a quick snack, call a friend, create a sanctuary, write in a journal, and more ways to take care yourself—plus resources for caregiving—this book will go a long way towards making your caregiving experience a happier and more healthful one for you and the people you care for.
The New Astrology for the 21st Century
Author: Suzanne WHITE
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781693822957
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 725
Book Description
THE NEW ASTROLOGY(tm) FOR THE 21ST CENTURY is INGENIOUS! Suzanne White's revolutionary book of astral character study offers her readers A Unique Blend Of Chinese and Western Astrology. Indeed there are not 12 but 144 signs of the zodiac! By blending the two zodiacs, White has hatched a synthesis of the World's Two Greatest Astrological systems. White's accuracy with character reading is positively uncanny! You will wonder if she has been reading your mail. It is only perhaps once in a generation that a thoroughly new, totally original way of looking at the zodiac is discovered. THE NEW ASTROLOGY FOR THE 21ST CENTURY is that system. For those convinced that there is nothing new under the sun--or the stars--Suzanne White offers a startling and provocative thesis: There are not only 12 but 144 signs of the zodiac, each distinct, each unique, each vital to everyone's quest for self-understanding. In combining the astrological systems of the traditional Chinese (terrestrial) with that of the Occident (celestial), Suzanne White discovered that each of us is governed by not one, but two signs. Hence, a Capricorn/Tiger quite different from a Capricorn/Cat, as is a Leo/Dog from a Leo/Dragon, and so on. This comprehensive blend of Western and Chinese Astrology gives detailed analyses of each of the 144 signs, including individualized sections on love, sex and romance, business, money, careers, home life and compatibility (or lack of it) with other signs. Already a worldwide best-seller in its earlier incarnation, THE NEW ASTROLOGY FOR THE 21ST CENTURY has now been revised and updated by the author. This new edition offers insights into not only our own lives, but also into those of all who are close to us. We can even check out the characters of all the new people we meet. Are they too self-involved? Greedy? Power hungry? Honest? Sexy? Ambitious or Lazy? Although Suzanne White's prose is lucid, candid, and suffused with a sense of fun, THE NEW ASTROLOGY FOR THE 21ST CENTURY is, above all, a serious tool for self-awareness and understanding of the rich variety of human nature all around us. This book is a veritable treasure chest of insights into your own personality and into those of everyone you know or meet up with in your lifetime. THE NEW ASTROLOGY FOR THE 21ST CENTURY is a keeper. You will refer back to it all the time - all your life.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781693822957
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 725
Book Description
THE NEW ASTROLOGY(tm) FOR THE 21ST CENTURY is INGENIOUS! Suzanne White's revolutionary book of astral character study offers her readers A Unique Blend Of Chinese and Western Astrology. Indeed there are not 12 but 144 signs of the zodiac! By blending the two zodiacs, White has hatched a synthesis of the World's Two Greatest Astrological systems. White's accuracy with character reading is positively uncanny! You will wonder if she has been reading your mail. It is only perhaps once in a generation that a thoroughly new, totally original way of looking at the zodiac is discovered. THE NEW ASTROLOGY FOR THE 21ST CENTURY is that system. For those convinced that there is nothing new under the sun--or the stars--Suzanne White offers a startling and provocative thesis: There are not only 12 but 144 signs of the zodiac, each distinct, each unique, each vital to everyone's quest for self-understanding. In combining the astrological systems of the traditional Chinese (terrestrial) with that of the Occident (celestial), Suzanne White discovered that each of us is governed by not one, but two signs. Hence, a Capricorn/Tiger quite different from a Capricorn/Cat, as is a Leo/Dog from a Leo/Dragon, and so on. This comprehensive blend of Western and Chinese Astrology gives detailed analyses of each of the 144 signs, including individualized sections on love, sex and romance, business, money, careers, home life and compatibility (or lack of it) with other signs. Already a worldwide best-seller in its earlier incarnation, THE NEW ASTROLOGY FOR THE 21ST CENTURY has now been revised and updated by the author. This new edition offers insights into not only our own lives, but also into those of all who are close to us. We can even check out the characters of all the new people we meet. Are they too self-involved? Greedy? Power hungry? Honest? Sexy? Ambitious or Lazy? Although Suzanne White's prose is lucid, candid, and suffused with a sense of fun, THE NEW ASTROLOGY FOR THE 21ST CENTURY is, above all, a serious tool for self-awareness and understanding of the rich variety of human nature all around us. This book is a veritable treasure chest of insights into your own personality and into those of everyone you know or meet up with in your lifetime. THE NEW ASTROLOGY FOR THE 21ST CENTURY is a keeper. You will refer back to it all the time - all your life.
My French Country Home
Author: Sharon Santoni
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 1423642791
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 336
Book Description
Entertaining at home in gracious French style. Born from her experience of everyday living in France, Sharon Santoni reveals the gracious, easy French way of entertaining guests at her countryside home, year-round. Personal stories evoke the spirit of the French lifestyle, while gorgeous photos make us feel right at home. Santoni creates lush bouquets from her garden and utilizes resources from surrounding nature to lay gorgeous tables both indoors and outdoors. Venues range from a Sunday morning breakfast on the patio, to a ladies lunch in her lush garden, a formal dinner in her dining room, and a picnic by the river. Santoni also shares 15 favorite recipes utilizing seasonal foods. Find inspiration for your tables throughout the seasons, and discover the simple pleasure of entertaining friends and family. Sharon Santoni writes the popular blog My French Country Home. She is the author of My Stylish French Girlfriends (Gibbs Smith). She resides in Normandy, France.
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 1423642791
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 336
Book Description
Entertaining at home in gracious French style. Born from her experience of everyday living in France, Sharon Santoni reveals the gracious, easy French way of entertaining guests at her countryside home, year-round. Personal stories evoke the spirit of the French lifestyle, while gorgeous photos make us feel right at home. Santoni creates lush bouquets from her garden and utilizes resources from surrounding nature to lay gorgeous tables both indoors and outdoors. Venues range from a Sunday morning breakfast on the patio, to a ladies lunch in her lush garden, a formal dinner in her dining room, and a picnic by the river. Santoni also shares 15 favorite recipes utilizing seasonal foods. Find inspiration for your tables throughout the seasons, and discover the simple pleasure of entertaining friends and family. Sharon Santoni writes the popular blog My French Country Home. She is the author of My Stylish French Girlfriends (Gibbs Smith). She resides in Normandy, France.
Chinese Astrology: 2022 Year of the Water Tiger
Author: Donna Stellhorn
Publisher: ETC Publishing
ISBN: 1944622349
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 367
Book Description
Welcome 2022 and the Year of the Water Tiger. Water Tiger years are filled with energy and excitement. Opportunities for those willing to take a risk or two are plentiful. Possibilities for whirlwind romances and new friendships arise, but in a Water Tiger year, there also can be fights over territory, brittle partnerships can be broken, and impulsive actions can lead to missed opportunities. What does 2022, Chinese Year of the Water Tiger have in store for you? Will your family prosper? Will your dreams become reality? This book is a comprehensive guide to what is coming up for you in 2022. Chinese Astrologer, Feng Shui Expert, and Author Donna Stellhorn’s popular annual series of predictions and Feng Shui cures is now in its 11th year. She does the research and offers insights into what you can do to improve your luck in love, money, career, and much more. Based on thousand-year-old traditions, her instructions are easy to follow, and they work! You now can increase your good fortune, your good luck potential, and attract what you desire. This year’s Chinese Astrology 2022, Year of the Water Tiger, includes predictions for every month for each Chinese Zodiac Sign, and tips on these topics, and many more: > Finding new love or supporting your existing relationship, > Financial opportunities and career/job prospects > Home and family (as well as tips for increasing fertility energy), > Energy surrounding legal matters and education, > Your and your family’s protection and safety needs. Above all, you’ll have access to this comprehensive information right at your fingertips! In Chinese Astrology 2022, Year of the Water Tiger, you will find more than just predictions. You’ll find easy-to-follow guidelines to help you work with specific Feng Shui Cures for each individual Chinese Zodiac Sign. This book also contains: Mercury Retrograde dates and tips; Solar and Lunar Eclipse dates and information on how to thrive and recognize the opportunities coming your way; 2022 Flying Star Predictions, and more. Chinese New Year begins on February 1, 2022—but that’s just the beginning of this exciting year! You’ll want to know how to bring luck, love, and prosperity energy all year long. In this book, Donna Stellhorn reveals forecasts for every aspect of your life in the coming year. This book will be your invaluable tool for reaching the next level of success and fulfillment. Included are two special bonus sections. First, there is a chapter on the 144 compatibility combinations in Chinese astrology. This can help you find out who you click with. You will also find tips about the best things to do when you want a relationship to work out. Another chapter explores working with gemstones and crystals and offers instructions on how to energize them. Use this information to make the crystals and gemstones you already own more powerful and effective.
Publisher: ETC Publishing
ISBN: 1944622349
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 367
Book Description
Welcome 2022 and the Year of the Water Tiger. Water Tiger years are filled with energy and excitement. Opportunities for those willing to take a risk or two are plentiful. Possibilities for whirlwind romances and new friendships arise, but in a Water Tiger year, there also can be fights over territory, brittle partnerships can be broken, and impulsive actions can lead to missed opportunities. What does 2022, Chinese Year of the Water Tiger have in store for you? Will your family prosper? Will your dreams become reality? This book is a comprehensive guide to what is coming up for you in 2022. Chinese Astrologer, Feng Shui Expert, and Author Donna Stellhorn’s popular annual series of predictions and Feng Shui cures is now in its 11th year. She does the research and offers insights into what you can do to improve your luck in love, money, career, and much more. Based on thousand-year-old traditions, her instructions are easy to follow, and they work! You now can increase your good fortune, your good luck potential, and attract what you desire. This year’s Chinese Astrology 2022, Year of the Water Tiger, includes predictions for every month for each Chinese Zodiac Sign, and tips on these topics, and many more: > Finding new love or supporting your existing relationship, > Financial opportunities and career/job prospects > Home and family (as well as tips for increasing fertility energy), > Energy surrounding legal matters and education, > Your and your family’s protection and safety needs. Above all, you’ll have access to this comprehensive information right at your fingertips! In Chinese Astrology 2022, Year of the Water Tiger, you will find more than just predictions. You’ll find easy-to-follow guidelines to help you work with specific Feng Shui Cures for each individual Chinese Zodiac Sign. This book also contains: Mercury Retrograde dates and tips; Solar and Lunar Eclipse dates and information on how to thrive and recognize the opportunities coming your way; 2022 Flying Star Predictions, and more. Chinese New Year begins on February 1, 2022—but that’s just the beginning of this exciting year! You’ll want to know how to bring luck, love, and prosperity energy all year long. In this book, Donna Stellhorn reveals forecasts for every aspect of your life in the coming year. This book will be your invaluable tool for reaching the next level of success and fulfillment. Included are two special bonus sections. First, there is a chapter on the 144 compatibility combinations in Chinese astrology. This can help you find out who you click with. You will also find tips about the best things to do when you want a relationship to work out. Another chapter explores working with gemstones and crystals and offers instructions on how to energize them. Use this information to make the crystals and gemstones you already own more powerful and effective.
Astrology for the Soul
Author: Jan Spiller
Publisher: Bantam
ISBN: 0307426750
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 546
Book Description
For the first time ever, a famous spiritual astrologer shares the secrets, previously known only to professionals, that hold the key to your future. Astrologer Jan Spiller shows you the key to discovering your hidden talents, your deepest desires, and the ways you can avoid negative influences that may distract you from achieving your true life purpose, as revealed in your chart by the position of the North Node of the Moon. With insight and depth impossible to gain from the commonly known sun-sign profiles, the enlightening self-portrait offered by the Nodes of the Moon can explain the life lessons you came here to learn and how to achieve the fulfillment and peace you desire. Jan Spiller shows you how to locate the all-important North Node of the Moon in your astrological chart and provides a detailed interpretation of its influence and exclusive exercises to help you learn about: • The SPECIAL TALENT that is waiting for you, a unique gift that could easily be turned into professional success • The SELF-DEFEATING TENDENCIES in your personality that can hold you back and sabotage relationships • The LOVE PARTNER who can be your soul mate—and the partner whose hold over you can lead to heartbreak • The TRAP or temptation from a past life that can lead to disaster if you are not forewarned • The HEALING AFFIRMATIONS designed to help you release your positive energy and strengthen the qualities that can bring you true happiness
Publisher: Bantam
ISBN: 0307426750
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 546
Book Description
For the first time ever, a famous spiritual astrologer shares the secrets, previously known only to professionals, that hold the key to your future. Astrologer Jan Spiller shows you the key to discovering your hidden talents, your deepest desires, and the ways you can avoid negative influences that may distract you from achieving your true life purpose, as revealed in your chart by the position of the North Node of the Moon. With insight and depth impossible to gain from the commonly known sun-sign profiles, the enlightening self-portrait offered by the Nodes of the Moon can explain the life lessons you came here to learn and how to achieve the fulfillment and peace you desire. Jan Spiller shows you how to locate the all-important North Node of the Moon in your astrological chart and provides a detailed interpretation of its influence and exclusive exercises to help you learn about: • The SPECIAL TALENT that is waiting for you, a unique gift that could easily be turned into professional success • The SELF-DEFEATING TENDENCIES in your personality that can hold you back and sabotage relationships • The LOVE PARTNER who can be your soul mate—and the partner whose hold over you can lead to heartbreak • The TRAP or temptation from a past life that can lead to disaster if you are not forewarned • The HEALING AFFIRMATIONS designed to help you release your positive energy and strengthen the qualities that can bring you true happiness
Love on a Rotten Day
Author: Hazel Dixon-Cooper
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439188718
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 268
Book Description
The Guide to Losing -- or Finding -- Your True Soul Mate Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day. In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to: Safely dump a Scorpio Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Day is this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439188718
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 268
Book Description
The Guide to Losing -- or Finding -- Your True Soul Mate Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day. In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to: Safely dump a Scorpio Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Day is this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"