Puck Aholic

Puck Aholic PDF Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548236410
Category : Man-woman relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 266

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Hot, hilarious, laugh-out-loud summer fun!I hate my new roommate.And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga.Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman.I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them.Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.***Everyone knows that banging your new roomie is a bad idea. And if it wasn't for his sister's stupid pet pig, Wanda, chasing me out of the bathroom mid-shower, Tanner Nowicki and I might still be able to pretend we hate each other.But that pig totally has it out for me, and before I can warn Tanner that I don't do relationships--or hockey players or my brother's friends, for that matter--he's doing me. Against the wall. And in his bed. And in my bed. And on a pinball machine where we get an all time high score.And it's so incredible that I start to forget that I'm the unluckiest woman alive when it comes to relationships. And pigs. And aerial yoga. And worst of all, love.But hey, it's not like I didn't warn him...

Puck Aholic

Puck Aholic PDF Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548236410
Category : Man-woman relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 266

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Book Description
Hot, hilarious, laugh-out-loud summer fun!I hate my new roommate.And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga.Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman.I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them.Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.***Everyone knows that banging your new roomie is a bad idea. And if it wasn't for his sister's stupid pet pig, Wanda, chasing me out of the bathroom mid-shower, Tanner Nowicki and I might still be able to pretend we hate each other.But that pig totally has it out for me, and before I can warn Tanner that I don't do relationships--or hockey players or my brother's friends, for that matter--he's doing me. Against the wall. And in his bed. And in my bed. And on a pinball machine where we get an all time high score.And it's so incredible that I start to forget that I'm the unluckiest woman alive when it comes to relationships. And pigs. And aerial yoga. And worst of all, love.But hey, it's not like I didn't warn him...

Puck Aholic

Puck Aholic PDF Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Sisters Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : nl
Pages : 262

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Tanner. Ik haat mijn nieuwe huisgenoot. En ik wil vieze, heerlijke dingen met haar doen in de schommel die ze heeft geïnstalleerd, waarvan we allebei weten dat die niks te maken heeft met aerial yoga. Beide gedachten zijn fout, aangezien Diana Daniels het kleine zusje van de aanvoerder van mijn NHL-team is, en hij breekt zeker mijn gezicht als ik me niet voorbeeldig gedraag. Dat probeer ik. Echt waar. Maar als Diana schreeuwend door de gang komt rennen in een handdoek, dan is het gedaan met al mijn goede bedoelingen. Ze heeft allerlei Jedi-trucjes om een man geobsedeerd te maken haar in bed te krijgen, en ik zal niet liegen, ik val voor ze allemaal. En dat terwijl ze me heeft gewaarschuwd niet voor haar te vallen. Diana. Iedereen weet dat het een slecht idee is om seks te hebben met je nieuwe huisgenoot. En als Wanda, het stomme huisdiervarken van zijn zus, me niet de badkamer uit had gejaagd terwijl ik aan het douchen was, dan hadden Tanner Nowicki en ik misschien nog steeds kunnen doen alsof we een hekel aan elkaar hebben. Maar dat varken had het op me gemunt, en voordat ik Tanner kan waarschuwen dat ik niet aan relaties doe, of ijshockeyspelers of de vrienden van mijn broer, doet hij mij al. Tegen de muur. En in zijn bed. En in mijn bed. En op een flipperkast waar we een topscore halen. En het is zo geweldig dat ik begin te vergeten dat ik de ongelukkigste vrouw op aarde ben wat betreft relaties. En varkens. En aerial yoga. En het allerergste, de liefde. Maar hé, ik heb hem wel gewaarschuwd… NB: dit boek kan als losstaand worden gelezen.

Bad Motherpuckers: Volume One

Bad Motherpuckers: Volume One PDF Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 691

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Three HOT Standalone hockey rom coms including… HOT AS PUCK The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty. But I'm a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first sex lesson, we've graduated to a hands on approach to her education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn't a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses. Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is... the only guy I want her seducing is me. SEXY MOTHERPUCKER Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed. I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known? I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. But when it comes to Laura? Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it. PUCK AHOLIC I hate my new roommate… And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga. Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman. I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them. Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.

Puck Buddies

Puck Buddies PDF Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 217

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Bree Marks is my best friend... My secret crush… And—wait for it—cursed with a deadly allergy to erecto-plasm. As in she’ll seriously swell up and die if seminal fluid even touches her. Which means finding the perfect guy to punch her V card is literally a matter of life and death. She wants a no-strings summer fling, but she needs someone she can trust. A puck buddy who isn’t going to get overly emotional. Someone who’s as savvy in the sack as he is on the ice. That’s where I come in. It’s a simple request, really—and one I would be happy to honor. If it weren’t for the whole life-and-death thing. If I hadn’t just been traded to a team thousands of miles away from this girl who makes me think not all relationships are a losing game. If I wasn’t already crazy in love with her. This arrangement is a disaster waiting to happen, but the heart wants what it wants, and mine wants Bree, danger and all. PUCK BUDDIES is a sexy, standalone romantic comedy from USA Today bestseller Lili Valente. Keywords: hockey romance, virgin romance, lessons in seduction, new adult, new adult romance, sports romance, sports, friends to lovers, opposites attract romance, opposites attract, workplace, humor, comedy, romance, contemporary, alpha male, love, career, bad boy, family, fiction, forbidden, forbidden romance, romantic comedy, roommates, roomie, roomies, best friends to lovers romance, contemporary romance, best friends in romance, brothers, athletes, rom com, hilarious, romance series, romance books, beach reads, funny, stories, sensual, sensual romance, hot guy, sexy, heartwarming, heart-warming, kissing books, romance series, long series, long romance series, wealthy hero, wealthy heroes, sports romance, Lili Valente, L. Valente.

The Baby Maker

The Baby Maker PDF Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 218

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Some men are troublemakers or dealmakers. The men in my family? We’re baby makers. For six generations, the women of wine country have had a saying: don’t bang a Hunter man unless you want a bun in your oven. Yeah, well. I’ve got a saying too: no thanks. The last thing I need is baby makes three. My business is expanding and the only thing I’m interested in getting knocked up is my bottom line. But then one night Emma Haverford makes me an offer I can’t refuse—she backs away from the land I have my eye on in exchange for a favor… A big, fat, baby making favor… ***** When I hear women have gotten pregnant shaking hands with Hunter men, I know I need Dylan Hunter’s…ahem, special skills…way more than I need to expand my vineyard. I’m ready to give my heart to a child and I’m tired of waiting for my late-to-the-party Prince Charming to make my dreams come true. So I promise Dylan—three months of hot, heavy, baby-making s-e-x and then I’m out of his hair forever. But what if when it comes time to say good-bye, all I want to do is keep bottling up more memories with this big-hearted man? This sexy Standalone romance will make you laugh, swoon, and blush baby-makin’ red. Heat level: A risk of getting knocked up during download. Paperback and audio versions are especially dangerous. Handle with care… KEYWORDS: Secret Baby, Pregnancy Romance, Second Chances, Alpha Male, Romantic Comedy, Heartwarming Laugh out Loud, Small Town, Wine Country, Romance, Family Life, Contemporary Romance, Friendship Books, Romance Marriage, Romance Drama, Love Story Books, Books Love Stories, Baby Romance, Romance with Pregnancy, Family Saga Romance, Sweet and Sexy Romances, Enemies to Lovers Romance, Friends to Lovers Romance, Contemporary Adult Romance, Drama Romance Books, Romance and Drama Books, Pregnancy Fiction, Romance and Pregnancy, Romance Baby, Baby and Romance, Literature and Fiction, Contemporary, Marriage, Family Life, Pregnancy, New Adult, Boy Next Door Romance, Lighthearted Romance, Light Romance, Heartwarming, Family, Quick Read, Romance Fiction Books, Hot Guy, Love, Love Books, Kissing Books, Long Series, Long Romance Series, Swoon, Loyalty, Love Story, Romance Love, Lili Valente, L. Valente.

The Troublemaker

The Troublemaker PDF Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 223

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They say Rafe Hunter is trouble with a capital T. I say—bring it on. As long as Trouble comes in a package as delicious as Rafe’s, I’m ready to climb on his Harley and ride all night long—and I’m not just talking about his motorcycle. I can hide out until the scandal with my evil ex blows over AND have a wild rebound at the same time. Besides, I’ve got no heart left to break. My ex made sure of that. As long as Rafe and I keep our no-strings fling from our families, what can possibly go wrong? *** This is so damned wrong. I don’t do drama, and this thing with Carrie Haverford has Bad News written all over it. After one red-hot kiss, I know I should cut and run. Instead I take her home, take her in her car, take her to the beach and make her scream louder than the crashing waves. And then I take her so far into my heart I don’t see how I’m ever going to let her go. They say the bigger and badder they are, the harder they fall. But when I fall for a girl with third degree love burns, how can I convince her that fire is a good thing? This sexy Standalone romance will make you laugh, melt, and fall madly in love. KEYWORDS: Bad Boy Romance, Bad Girl Romance, Second Chances, Alpha Male, Romantic Comedy, Heartwarming, Laugh out Loud, Small Town, Wine Country, Romance, Family Life, Contemporary Romance, Friendship Books, Romance Marriage, Romance Drama, Love Story Books, Books Love Stories, Baby Romance, Romance with Pregnancy, Family Saga Romance, Sweet and Sexy Romances, Enemies to Lovers Romance, Contemporary Adult Romance, Drama Romance Books, Romance and Drama Books, Literature and Fiction, Contemporary, Marriage, Family Life, Pregnancy, New Adult, Boy Next Door Romance, Lighthearted Romance, Light Romance, Heartwarming, Family, Quick Read, Romance Fiction Books, Hot Guy, Love, Love Books, Kissing Books, Long Series, Long Romance Series, Swoon, Loyalty, Love Story, Romance Love, Lili Valente, L. Valente.

The Panty Melter

The Panty Melter PDF Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 215

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Deacon Hunter is domineering. Condescending. Infuriating. And yet I can’t seem to keep my panties on for five minutes when we’re alone together. He keeps melting them right off. With that sexy voice, those confident hands, the way he brings my body wildly to life, he’s proved my libido hasn’t gone into permanent, post-divorce hibernation after all. Surely there’s no harm in being enemies with benefits… Right? *** When Violet Boden asks me to take her Divorce Virginity, the only thing I can think is—come again? No, seriously, come again. And again and again, until both of us are so satisfied we can’t remember the people who did us wrong. Best if we keep conversation to a minimum, though, considering I drive her crazy. She drives me crazy sometimes, too. But she’s also sweet, loyal, fearless, and so much fun she’s making it damn hard not to fall for her. But how to convince a woman who’s put me in the emotional no-fly zone that I deserve a place in her heart? As well as in her panties… KEYWORDS: Over 40 Romance, Older Man, Older Woman, Mature Romance, Second Chances, Alpha Male, Romantic Comedy, Heartwarming, Laugh out Loud, Small Town, Wine Country, Romance, Family Life, Contemporary Romance, Friendship Books, Romance Marriage, Romance Drama, Love Story Books, Books Love Stories, Baby Romance, Romance with Pregnancy, Family Saga Romance, Sweet and Sexy Romances, Enemies to Lovers Romance, Friends to Lovers Romance, Contemporary Adult Romance, Drama Romance Books, Romance and Drama Books, Romance Baby, Baby and Romance, Literature and Fiction, Contemporary, Marriage, Family Life, New Adult, Boy Next Door Romance, Lighthearted Romance, Light Romance, Heartwarming, Family, Quick Read, Romance Fiction Books, Hot Guy, Love, Love Books, Kissing Books, Long Series, Long Romance Series, Swoon, Loyalty, Love Story, Romance Love, Lili Valente, L. Valente.

Falling for the Ex (A small town enemies-to-lovers romance)

Falling for the Ex (A small town enemies-to-lovers romance) PDF Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 206

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“You’ve been served, ma’am.” As if being called ‘ma’am’ isn’t bad enough. Turns out, my cheating ex is suing me for custody of our daughter. This means war. I may have stayed mostly rational while the jerk dipped his wick all over the county, but now I’m going full mama bear on his hide. Don’t mistake the filtered mom-of-a-toddler speak for meekness because son of a biscuit, I’m aiming to straight-up knee the man in his twig and berries. Fancy lawyer, private detective, you name it, I’m doing it. But then my other ex, Nash, my first crush (first everything, really) who I have a decade-long love-hate relationship with, gives me the idea for the craziest solution of all… * * * Did I really just agree to what I think I did? With the one human who can drive me crazier than anyone ever has, and likely ever will? The mother of undoubtedly the cutest toddler ever? The woman whose prick of an ex-husband makes me want to aim my service weapon at his head? Yes. Yes, I did. And that’s how we end up tying the knot at the courthouse. I know this all started as an albeit convoluted way to help Aria keep custody of her kid. But when the lines start blurring and playing pretend house becomes something I don’t ever want to give up, I know playtime is over. Now it’s time I convince my prickly bride to start falling in love with me (again). Previously titled Married to the Enemy. Same swoony, feel-good story, just with a fresh title and cover makeover. The Bliss River Series - Falling for the Fling (Lark & Mason) - Falling for the Ex (Aria & Nash) - Falling for the Bad Boy (Melody & Nick)

Hot As Puck

Hot As Puck PDF Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544754307
Category : Erotica
Languages : en
Pages : 328

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The NHL's biggest bad boy is about to fall for the virgin next door... I am the world's biggest dating failure. But I have an ace in the back pocket of my mom jeans--my sexy-as-sin best friend, NHL superstar forward, Justin Cruise. *** The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty. Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is... the only guy I want her seducing is me.--Cover [page 4].

Sleigh My Name

Sleigh My Name PDF Author: Lili Valente
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 226

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Sometimes the only decent thing to do is block your own c*ck… Former Marine Colton Brody may be the local “bad boy,” but he knows his little sister’s best friend is off limits. (Even if Olivia’s curves inspire an endless supply of fantasy fodder.) With only a few days until he leaves town after the holidays, this bad boy is determined to resist temptation. Until sweet, innocent Olivia makes him a not-so-innocent proposal. Matter of fact, it’s an indecent proposal. Now Colton can’t think about anything but giving it to Olivia in every filthy way she’s asking him for. And why not? What better way to say goodbye to his hometown than with a week between the sheets with the sexiest woman he’s ever known? But what happens when friends-with-benefits becomes something more? Something Colton isn’t sure he can live without? Formerly published as The Bad Boy's Temptation Trilogy. Same steamy story, fun new title and cover.