Author: Bob Hansen
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595439578
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 335
Book Description
He's not pro-choice. He's not pro-life. He's just pro wrestling. At age eleven, Ted Schuman witnessed one of the most inhumane crimes of the twentieth century: Baron Von Murder lost the heavyweight wrestling championship. Ted would witness many more injustices throughout his life, but none hurt as deeply as the Baron's loss. He had a moral obligation. He vowed to right the wrong. For six years Ted endured broken bones, barbed wire, lobster races, piranhas, and golf balls on his way to the top. Under the tutelage of his childhood hero Baron Von Murder, Ted became "Senator" Phil Schumacher, who was up until recently one of the top superstars of the professional wrestling business. In doing so, he has not only offended thousands of people with his controversial "evil politician" persona, but he's managed to hide from his personal demons as well. Now, in the twilight of his career, Senator Schumacher shares two lives with wrestling fans: the one he led, and the one he was afraid to.
This is My Book
Author: Mark Pett
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 1101937904
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 41
Book Description
The author explains how to make a book with the help of a panda he has drawn--who has his own ideas about how to make a book. Includes a flap, a pull tab, and a pop-up image.
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 1101937904
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 41
Book Description
The author explains how to make a book with the help of a panda he has drawn--who has his own ideas about how to make a book. Includes a flap, a pull tab, and a pop-up image.
Zen Ghosts (A Stillwater and Friends Book)
Author: Jon J Muth
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545629233
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50
Book Description
Stillwater, the beloved Zen panda, now in his own Apple TV+ original series! It's Halloween. The trees are ablaze in fiery reds. Excited children don colorful costumes. And there's mystery and fun around every corner!When Addy, Michael, and Karl finish trick-or-treating, their bags are brimming with treats. But the fun isn't over yet. Their good friend Stillwater the panda has one more special surprise in store for them. A mysterious visitor is about to tell them a spine-tingling story --- one that will fill each and every reader with wonder.
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545629233
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50
Book Description
Stillwater, the beloved Zen panda, now in his own Apple TV+ original series! It's Halloween. The trees are ablaze in fiery reds. Excited children don colorful costumes. And there's mystery and fun around every corner!When Addy, Michael, and Karl finish trick-or-treating, their bags are brimming with treats. But the fun isn't over yet. Their good friend Stillwater the panda has one more special surprise in store for them. A mysterious visitor is about to tell them a spine-tingling story --- one that will fill each and every reader with wonder.
The Panda Problem
Author: Deborah Underwood
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0735228507
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49
Book Description
The critically adored, New York Times bestselling Deborah Underwood delights with a hilariously meta celebration of storytelling out of control. Every story needs a problem. But Panda doesn't have a problem. Unless . . . Panda is the problem. The New York Times bestselling author of Here Comes the Easter Cat and The Quiet Book loses control of the narrative in the funniest, most exuberant, most kid-delighting way in this adventurous ode to what makes a story--and what makes a story great. "Highly entertaining and laugh-out-loud funny."--Kirkus "Supremely silly."--Publishers Weekly "Excellent...Cute, cute book."--School Library Connection "Entertaining...humorous." --BCCB "Kid-friendly...visually appealing...cheeky...adorable."--The Horn Book "Hilarious, inventive...A joyful read aloud." --SLJ, The Classroom Bookshelf
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0735228507
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49
Book Description
The critically adored, New York Times bestselling Deborah Underwood delights with a hilariously meta celebration of storytelling out of control. Every story needs a problem. But Panda doesn't have a problem. Unless . . . Panda is the problem. The New York Times bestselling author of Here Comes the Easter Cat and The Quiet Book loses control of the narrative in the funniest, most exuberant, most kid-delighting way in this adventurous ode to what makes a story--and what makes a story great. "Highly entertaining and laugh-out-loud funny."--Kirkus "Supremely silly."--Publishers Weekly "Excellent...Cute, cute book."--School Library Connection "Entertaining...humorous." --BCCB "Kid-friendly...visually appealing...cheeky...adorable."--The Horn Book "Hilarious, inventive...A joyful read aloud." --SLJ, The Classroom Bookshelf
Poppa's New Pants
Author: Angela Shelf Medearis
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Poppa finds a pair of lovely pants, only six inches too long, but Grandma Tiny, Big Momma, and Aunt Viney are all too tired to hem them before church.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Poppa finds a pair of lovely pants, only six inches too long, but Grandma Tiny, Big Momma, and Aunt Viney are all too tired to hem them before church.
Panda is Still Fat
Author: Nolen Lee
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780578530383
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
"Panda is Still Fat" is the super sequel to Panda's first haiku book, "The Panda is Fat." With over 40 new illustrated haikus and eight new characters, Pak Panda aims to provide an insightful, engaging, and totally unnecessary commentary on the things in life that make us human... .or panda.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780578530383
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
"Panda is Still Fat" is the super sequel to Panda's first haiku book, "The Panda is Fat." With over 40 new illustrated haikus and eight new characters, Pak Panda aims to provide an insightful, engaging, and totally unnecessary commentary on the things in life that make us human... .or panda.
Marty Pants #1: Do Not Open!
Author: Mark Parisi
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062427776
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 271
Book Description
“Funny and engaging. Marty Pants is a surefire hit!”—Lincoln Peirce, author of the Big Nate series "Readers will love the riotous hero of this new series."—School Library Journal Move over, Wimpy Kid. Here comes the imaginative, the inquisitive, the unstoppable Marty Pants! Marty Pants is different from your typical middle schooler. He has the soul of an artist, and as an artist, he notices things–except when he doesn’t. When Marty discovers a note suggesting an alien is watching him, this is something he can’t ignore. But no one, not his friends, his family, his arch-enemy, nor the chief of police, can see what he sees. So, it’s up to Marty to save the world—his way! This hilarious new series follows the endearing, frazzled, embarrassed, and ultimately fearless footsteps of literature’s most unlikely hero: Marty Pants.
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062427776
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 271
Book Description
“Funny and engaging. Marty Pants is a surefire hit!”—Lincoln Peirce, author of the Big Nate series "Readers will love the riotous hero of this new series."—School Library Journal Move over, Wimpy Kid. Here comes the imaginative, the inquisitive, the unstoppable Marty Pants! Marty Pants is different from your typical middle schooler. He has the soul of an artist, and as an artist, he notices things–except when he doesn’t. When Marty discovers a note suggesting an alien is watching him, this is something he can’t ignore. But no one, not his friends, his family, his arch-enemy, nor the chief of police, can see what he sees. So, it’s up to Marty to save the world—his way! This hilarious new series follows the endearing, frazzled, embarrassed, and ultimately fearless footsteps of literature’s most unlikely hero: Marty Pants.
Arthur's Pants
Author: Marc Tolon Brown
Publisher: Red Fox
ISBN: 9780099412977
Category : Arthur (Fictitious character : Brown)
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
ARTHUR'S PANTS When Binky's trousers split in front of the class, Arthur thinks it's hilarious! But this humiliating experience stirs Arthur's active imagination, and he keeps dreaming about turning up to school in just his pants! Buster has a few ideas how to cure his pant problem, but Arthur's still very worried that it might really happen.
Publisher: Red Fox
ISBN: 9780099412977
Category : Arthur (Fictitious character : Brown)
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
ARTHUR'S PANTS When Binky's trousers split in front of the class, Arthur thinks it's hilarious! But this humiliating experience stirs Arthur's active imagination, and he keeps dreaming about turning up to school in just his pants! Buster has a few ideas how to cure his pant problem, but Arthur's still very worried that it might really happen.
Happy Pants
Author: Heather Gallagher
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781921632938
Category : Brothers and sisters
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
When Mummy wears her happy pants we build sandcastles, go out for baby cinos and have lots and lot of cuddles. But when she comes home with baby Darcy, her happy pants stay in her wardrobe... Postnatal Depression effects 1 in 7 women. Happy Pants is a heartfelt way to help older children know that their mum's postnatal depression is not because of them, that dads are loving and caring, families can support each other and that mum will get better with help. - Belinda Horton, Chief Executive Officer, PANDA (Post & Antenatal Depression Association)
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781921632938
Category : Brothers and sisters
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
When Mummy wears her happy pants we build sandcastles, go out for baby cinos and have lots and lot of cuddles. But when she comes home with baby Darcy, her happy pants stay in her wardrobe... Postnatal Depression effects 1 in 7 women. Happy Pants is a heartfelt way to help older children know that their mum's postnatal depression is not because of them, that dads are loving and caring, families can support each other and that mum will get better with help. - Belinda Horton, Chief Executive Officer, PANDA (Post & Antenatal Depression Association)
Ants in Your Pants!
Author: Julia Jarman
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN: 9781408305256
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Leopard is having a party, but he hasn't invited Aardvark. When naughty ants start biting bottoms at the birthday bash, it isn't long before all the guests are throwing their pants in the air to get rid of them! Only Aardvark can eat the ants and save the day, but will he make it to the party? The award-winning and bestselling author of Big Red Bath joins the bestselling author of Giraffes Can't Dance to create this hilarious yet sweet book.
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN: 9781408305256
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Leopard is having a party, but he hasn't invited Aardvark. When naughty ants start biting bottoms at the birthday bash, it isn't long before all the guests are throwing their pants in the air to get rid of them! Only Aardvark can eat the ants and save the day, but will he make it to the party? The award-winning and bestselling author of Big Red Bath joins the bestselling author of Giraffes Can't Dance to create this hilarious yet sweet book.
Like a Champ
Author: Bob Hansen
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595439578
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 335
Book Description
He's not pro-choice. He's not pro-life. He's just pro wrestling. At age eleven, Ted Schuman witnessed one of the most inhumane crimes of the twentieth century: Baron Von Murder lost the heavyweight wrestling championship. Ted would witness many more injustices throughout his life, but none hurt as deeply as the Baron's loss. He had a moral obligation. He vowed to right the wrong. For six years Ted endured broken bones, barbed wire, lobster races, piranhas, and golf balls on his way to the top. Under the tutelage of his childhood hero Baron Von Murder, Ted became "Senator" Phil Schumacher, who was up until recently one of the top superstars of the professional wrestling business. In doing so, he has not only offended thousands of people with his controversial "evil politician" persona, but he's managed to hide from his personal demons as well. Now, in the twilight of his career, Senator Schumacher shares two lives with wrestling fans: the one he led, and the one he was afraid to.
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595439578
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 335
Book Description
He's not pro-choice. He's not pro-life. He's just pro wrestling. At age eleven, Ted Schuman witnessed one of the most inhumane crimes of the twentieth century: Baron Von Murder lost the heavyweight wrestling championship. Ted would witness many more injustices throughout his life, but none hurt as deeply as the Baron's loss. He had a moral obligation. He vowed to right the wrong. For six years Ted endured broken bones, barbed wire, lobster races, piranhas, and golf balls on his way to the top. Under the tutelage of his childhood hero Baron Von Murder, Ted became "Senator" Phil Schumacher, who was up until recently one of the top superstars of the professional wrestling business. In doing so, he has not only offended thousands of people with his controversial "evil politician" persona, but he's managed to hide from his personal demons as well. Now, in the twilight of his career, Senator Schumacher shares two lives with wrestling fans: the one he led, and the one he was afraid to.