Author: Peter Bergman
Publisher: SP Books
ISBN: 9781561719952
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 134
Book Description
The end is coming -- and not a moment too soon! Obviously, the Millennium is the most significant event to occur within the entire course of our human history, with the exception of the O.J. Trial. The question is: will it usher in an age of new optimism and hope or will it be the cataclysmic end of everything and everyone on the planet? Frankly, who knows? But we feel it's better to prepare for the Worst Case Scenario and hope for the best.Yes, here is the last word on surviving these last days. But don't take it personally, because the Millennium will be an equal opportunity annihilator. Doctors, dentists, arsonists, lawyers, no matter how much their disposable income, will all find themselves in the same boat as you, namely the Titanic. In these pages you will find: Prophet Sharing: How to make money during the Millennium, Millennium TV: "Last Days of Our Lives", Sudden Death: Sports in the Millennium, America Off-Line: The end of the World Wide Web, Emily Post Mortem: Proper Millennial Etiquette, Was it the end of the world for you, too: Sex in the Millennium.In this survival guide, you will not only prepare to meet your Maker, but learn where to make reservations and what to wear. The authors will teach you how to eat for the Millennium, exercise for the Millennium, and meditate for the Millennium.
Official Millennium Survival Handbook
Author: Peter Bergman
Publisher: SP Books
ISBN: 9781561719952
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 134
Book Description
The end is coming -- and not a moment too soon! Obviously, the Millennium is the most significant event to occur within the entire course of our human history, with the exception of the O.J. Trial. The question is: will it usher in an age of new optimism and hope or will it be the cataclysmic end of everything and everyone on the planet? Frankly, who knows? But we feel it's better to prepare for the Worst Case Scenario and hope for the best.Yes, here is the last word on surviving these last days. But don't take it personally, because the Millennium will be an equal opportunity annihilator. Doctors, dentists, arsonists, lawyers, no matter how much their disposable income, will all find themselves in the same boat as you, namely the Titanic. In these pages you will find: Prophet Sharing: How to make money during the Millennium, Millennium TV: "Last Days of Our Lives", Sudden Death: Sports in the Millennium, America Off-Line: The end of the World Wide Web, Emily Post Mortem: Proper Millennial Etiquette, Was it the end of the world for you, too: Sex in the Millennium.In this survival guide, you will not only prepare to meet your Maker, but learn where to make reservations and what to wear. The authors will teach you how to eat for the Millennium, exercise for the Millennium, and meditate for the Millennium.
Publisher: SP Books
ISBN: 9781561719952
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 134
Book Description
The end is coming -- and not a moment too soon! Obviously, the Millennium is the most significant event to occur within the entire course of our human history, with the exception of the O.J. Trial. The question is: will it usher in an age of new optimism and hope or will it be the cataclysmic end of everything and everyone on the planet? Frankly, who knows? But we feel it's better to prepare for the Worst Case Scenario and hope for the best.Yes, here is the last word on surviving these last days. But don't take it personally, because the Millennium will be an equal opportunity annihilator. Doctors, dentists, arsonists, lawyers, no matter how much their disposable income, will all find themselves in the same boat as you, namely the Titanic. In these pages you will find: Prophet Sharing: How to make money during the Millennium, Millennium TV: "Last Days of Our Lives", Sudden Death: Sports in the Millennium, America Off-Line: The end of the World Wide Web, Emily Post Mortem: Proper Millennial Etiquette, Was it the end of the world for you, too: Sex in the Millennium.In this survival guide, you will not only prepare to meet your Maker, but learn where to make reservations and what to wear. The authors will teach you how to eat for the Millennium, exercise for the Millennium, and meditate for the Millennium.
The Final Warning
Author: Kathleen Keating
Publisher: Counting Coup Press
ISBN: 9780970859891
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 272
Book Description
Publisher: Counting Coup Press
ISBN: 9780970859891
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 272
Book Description
Condom Sense
Author: M. Monica Sweeney
Publisher: Lantern Books
ISBN: 9781590560778
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 120
Book Description
Discusses AIDS and how to use condoms to prevent its spread, and explains in simple, direct language how to choose and use them.
Publisher: Lantern Books
ISBN: 9781590560778
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 120
Book Description
Discusses AIDS and how to use condoms to prevent its spread, and explains in simple, direct language how to choose and use them.
The Millennium Bug
Author: Michael S. Hyatt
Publisher: Broadway
ISBN: 9780767903745
Category : Computers
Languages : en
Pages : 308
Book Description
Hyatt offers a practical, easy-to-understand guide that outlines a crucial plan for surviving the chaos which may result from the Y2K "crisis."
Publisher: Broadway
ISBN: 9780767903745
Category : Computers
Languages : en
Pages : 308
Book Description
Hyatt offers a practical, easy-to-understand guide that outlines a crucial plan for surviving the chaos which may result from the Y2K "crisis."
Is He for Real?
Author: David A Rudnitsky
Publisher: SP Books
ISBN: 9781561719853
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 160
Book Description
Written by a comedian and a Harvard PhD, the authors get to the heart of understanding men's Secret Signals of Romance. Have you ever discovered (only after it was too late) a mans negative and destructive traits. Its a painful, yes, even a shocking experience. But one that neednt happen to you again! This is because 'Is He For Real?' reveals: How you can know exactly what kind of lover he is -- before going to bed; Whether hes marriage material -- or divorced from reality; A foolproof test to make sure hes telling the truth. (This alone is worth the price of the book!); How to know, once and for all, if hell be faithful; Plus how to tell absolutely -- if he really loves you. Millions of women believe they have no choice in love. They think finding the perfect guy is just destiny or luck. Well perhaps it was, until now. Because finally you can take the uncertainty out of relationships -- from beginning to end.
Publisher: SP Books
ISBN: 9781561719853
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 160
Book Description
Written by a comedian and a Harvard PhD, the authors get to the heart of understanding men's Secret Signals of Romance. Have you ever discovered (only after it was too late) a mans negative and destructive traits. Its a painful, yes, even a shocking experience. But one that neednt happen to you again! This is because 'Is He For Real?' reveals: How you can know exactly what kind of lover he is -- before going to bed; Whether hes marriage material -- or divorced from reality; A foolproof test to make sure hes telling the truth. (This alone is worth the price of the book!); How to know, once and for all, if hell be faithful; Plus how to tell absolutely -- if he really loves you. Millions of women believe they have no choice in love. They think finding the perfect guy is just destiny or luck. Well perhaps it was, until now. Because finally you can take the uncertainty out of relationships -- from beginning to end.
American Idle
Author: David Samson
Publisher: FUNNYGUY.COMedy
ISBN: 9780974739830
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 144
Book Description
The "recognized master of poor performance" demolishes every motivational myth ever conceived in this humorous book which invites readers to embrace their Inner Sloth.
Publisher: FUNNYGUY.COMedy
ISBN: 9780974739830
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 144
Book Description
The "recognized master of poor performance" demolishes every motivational myth ever conceived in this humorous book which invites readers to embrace their Inner Sloth.
Survive Your Drive: A Survival Guide for Driving in the New Millenium
Author: Richard H. Freer
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 141077256X
Category : Transportation
Languages : en
Pages : 165
Book Description
'Skewed Views Too' continues Roy Schlemme's cartoon exploration of our human faults and foibles. Using everything from wry wit to out-and-out broad slapstick, he intelligently takes the reader on a rambling, merry journey. Beginning, at times, with the most bizarre of premises, Schlemme quickly cajoles even the most somber of us into forgetting our personal problems and laughing out loud at the adventures of his eccentric cast of zanies. Unlike other more traditional cartoonists who, generally, of necessity work small and simple, Schlemme utilizes the larger page along with a more detailed drawing style to enhance the final effect upon readers. There's no single theme from one vignette to the next, but rather a lively bouncing around certain to capture even the most humor-resistant of us. 'Skewed Views Too', with over 150 humorous situations, is sure to find itself one of the more appealing gift-giving ideas and entertaining book options around.
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 141077256X
Category : Transportation
Languages : en
Pages : 165
Book Description
'Skewed Views Too' continues Roy Schlemme's cartoon exploration of our human faults and foibles. Using everything from wry wit to out-and-out broad slapstick, he intelligently takes the reader on a rambling, merry journey. Beginning, at times, with the most bizarre of premises, Schlemme quickly cajoles even the most somber of us into forgetting our personal problems and laughing out loud at the adventures of his eccentric cast of zanies. Unlike other more traditional cartoonists who, generally, of necessity work small and simple, Schlemme utilizes the larger page along with a more detailed drawing style to enhance the final effect upon readers. There's no single theme from one vignette to the next, but rather a lively bouncing around certain to capture even the most humor-resistant of us. 'Skewed Views Too', with over 150 humorous situations, is sure to find itself one of the more appealing gift-giving ideas and entertaining book options around.
Wake Up and Smell the Coffin
Author: David Samson
Publisher: FUNNYGUY.COMedy
ISBN: 9780974739823
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
In this hilarious volume, Samson proves "the older you get, the better you were." He blows the lid off memory loss, moisturizers, menus with microscopic lettering, male pattern baldness, receding gums, crows feet, and inflamed hemorrhoids.
Publisher: FUNNYGUY.COMedy
ISBN: 9780974739823
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
In this hilarious volume, Samson proves "the older you get, the better you were." He blows the lid off memory loss, moisturizers, menus with microscopic lettering, male pattern baldness, receding gums, crows feet, and inflamed hemorrhoids.
Is He Mr. Right?
Author: David Samson
Publisher: SP Books
ISBN: 9781561719129
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 196
Book Description
This book is for women who want to take full charge of their romantic life! Men betray their real attitudes about relationships in the most innocent ways and these clues are everywhere, waiting to be deciphered! You will learn how: His driving style reveals his real attitudes toward sex; His music collection tells you about his ability to be emotionally honest; The contents of his medicine chest show if hes a 'mummys boy' or not; His tipping behaviour in restaurants displays how much love he's ready to give you -- and how much he's holding back! This book also teaches women essential things about men such as: Is he ready to commit -- or should he be committed?; Will he be reliable if the going-gets-rough -- or will he flake out and get going?; Does he want to build a relationship -- or tear you (and yours) down?; Can he really be trusted when you are not there?; And finally: Should you wed him -- or shed him? It's all true. This insightful information gives women the power to see through any man in just a few minutes. No more waiting months, or years to find what really makes him tick -- or that you've made a terrible mistake.
Publisher: SP Books
ISBN: 9781561719129
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 196
Book Description
This book is for women who want to take full charge of their romantic life! Men betray their real attitudes about relationships in the most innocent ways and these clues are everywhere, waiting to be deciphered! You will learn how: His driving style reveals his real attitudes toward sex; His music collection tells you about his ability to be emotionally honest; The contents of his medicine chest show if hes a 'mummys boy' or not; His tipping behaviour in restaurants displays how much love he's ready to give you -- and how much he's holding back! This book also teaches women essential things about men such as: Is he ready to commit -- or should he be committed?; Will he be reliable if the going-gets-rough -- or will he flake out and get going?; Does he want to build a relationship -- or tear you (and yours) down?; Can he really be trusted when you are not there?; And finally: Should you wed him -- or shed him? It's all true. This insightful information gives women the power to see through any man in just a few minutes. No more waiting months, or years to find what really makes him tick -- or that you've made a terrible mistake.
The Joy of Depression
Author: David Samson
Publisher: FUNNYGUY.COMedy
ISBN: 9780974739809
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
Standard trade paperback 5x8
Publisher: FUNNYGUY.COMedy
ISBN: 9780974739809
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
Standard trade paperback 5x8