Author: Ace Landers
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338821792
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
It's time for an all-new "it" animal to take the stage! This new funny guidebook is "alpaca-ed" with funny jokes, memes, gags, and more! Meet Alpaca, a soft, fluffy animal who is absolutely not a llama. (That would be preposterous!) Alpaca will take you on an adventure through Alpacalandia―the most fun, secret world ever, that's built only for alpacas! (Hear that, llamas?) You'll get to read about Alpaca's favorite songs (like Alpacapella), favorite films (that Hairy wizard one is pretty good), and a whole lot more. After all, you might as wool! (Unless you're a llama.)
Might as Wool: Alpaca Funny Book
Author: Ace Landers
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338821792
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
It's time for an all-new "it" animal to take the stage! This new funny guidebook is "alpaca-ed" with funny jokes, memes, gags, and more! Meet Alpaca, a soft, fluffy animal who is absolutely not a llama. (That would be preposterous!) Alpaca will take you on an adventure through Alpacalandia―the most fun, secret world ever, that's built only for alpacas! (Hear that, llamas?) You'll get to read about Alpaca's favorite songs (like Alpacapella), favorite films (that Hairy wizard one is pretty good), and a whole lot more. After all, you might as wool! (Unless you're a llama.)
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338821792
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
It's time for an all-new "it" animal to take the stage! This new funny guidebook is "alpaca-ed" with funny jokes, memes, gags, and more! Meet Alpaca, a soft, fluffy animal who is absolutely not a llama. (That would be preposterous!) Alpaca will take you on an adventure through Alpacalandia―the most fun, secret world ever, that's built only for alpacas! (Hear that, llamas?) You'll get to read about Alpaca's favorite songs (like Alpacapella), favorite films (that Hairy wizard one is pretty good), and a whole lot more. After all, you might as wool! (Unless you're a llama.)
Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold
Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545932939
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 228
Book Description
Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545932939
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 228
Book Description
Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews
Miss Rosie’S Miraculous Journey
Author: Kim Q.
Publisher: WestBow Press
ISBN: 1512780804
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
Miss Rosie, a small newborn alpaca, knew at the end of the day on July 17, there would be something special about her lifemilk bottles, leg braces, a large teddy bear, and a very special blankie. Could she and her human, Momma Q, understand and learn from each other? It would be the beginning of a beautiful and funny, heartfelt story that changed lives. Miss Rosies Miraculous Journey is one of uncertain changes, challenges, and acceptance no matter the obstacles to overcome. Miss Rosies triumph evokes the warm and humorous combination of Charlottes Web meets Hank the Cow Dog. But the greatest of these is love (1 Corinthians 13:13).
Publisher: WestBow Press
ISBN: 1512780804
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
Miss Rosie, a small newborn alpaca, knew at the end of the day on July 17, there would be something special about her lifemilk bottles, leg braces, a large teddy bear, and a very special blankie. Could she and her human, Momma Q, understand and learn from each other? It would be the beginning of a beautiful and funny, heartfelt story that changed lives. Miss Rosies Miraculous Journey is one of uncertain changes, challenges, and acceptance no matter the obstacles to overcome. Miss Rosies triumph evokes the warm and humorous combination of Charlottes Web meets Hank the Cow Dog. But the greatest of these is love (1 Corinthians 13:13).
What Could That Be?
Author: Reza Dalvand
Publisher: Orchard Books
ISBN: 9781338530193
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
The spot of a leopard, a piece of a star, a lost horseshoe, what do you think that could be?
Publisher: Orchard Books
ISBN: 9781338530193
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
The spot of a leopard, a piece of a star, a lost horseshoe, what do you think that could be?
Hooray for Fly Guy! (Fly Guy #6)
Author: Tedd Arnold
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545667925
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Will Coach put Fly Guy in the big game? "Flies can't play football," says Coach. But Fly Guy and Buzz are determined to prove him wrong. Fly Guy tries to kick a football, go out for a pass, and tackle his friend Buzz. In the end, Fly Guy helps Buzz score, and they get to do a hilarious touchdown dance.Using hyperbole, puns, slapstick, and silly drawings, Tedd Arnold delivers an easy reader that is full of fun in his NEW YORK TIMES bestselling Fly Guy series.
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545667925
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Will Coach put Fly Guy in the big game? "Flies can't play football," says Coach. But Fly Guy and Buzz are determined to prove him wrong. Fly Guy tries to kick a football, go out for a pass, and tackle his friend Buzz. In the end, Fly Guy helps Buzz score, and they get to do a hilarious touchdown dance.Using hyperbole, puns, slapstick, and silly drawings, Tedd Arnold delivers an easy reader that is full of fun in his NEW YORK TIMES bestselling Fly Guy series.
One is a Snail, Ten is a Crab
Author: April Pulley Sayre
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781484494035
Category : Counting
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
Introduces the numbers one through ten by looking at creatures with different numbers of feet, and explains counting by tens to one hundred.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781484494035
Category : Counting
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
Introduces the numbers one through ten by looking at creatures with different numbers of feet, and explains counting by tens to one hundred.
No Girls Allowed (Dogs Okay)
Author: Trudi Trueit
Publisher: Aladdin
ISBN: 9781416961116
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
In No Girls Allowed (Dogs Okay), now available in paperback, Scab knows exactly what he wants: a dog. But if his “smart times ten” twin sister, Isabelle, keeps tattling on him, he’s never going to get his pet. The sister repellant spray he invents is effective and profitable—until a broken bottle spells mega-stinky disaster.
Publisher: Aladdin
ISBN: 9781416961116
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
In No Girls Allowed (Dogs Okay), now available in paperback, Scab knows exactly what he wants: a dog. But if his “smart times ten” twin sister, Isabelle, keeps tattling on him, he’s never going to get his pet. The sister repellant spray he invents is effective and profitable—until a broken bottle spells mega-stinky disaster.
All Paws on Deck
Author: Jessica Young
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781643103402
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 72
Book Description
After reading a book about pirates, Tank decides that she and Haggis should sail the seas. Though they have no boat and no sea, they do have a wagon and a lot of imagination! From PW: ''Loads of goofy humor and an appealing comics-early reader format make for an all-around entertaining read.''
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781643103402
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 72
Book Description
After reading a book about pirates, Tank decides that she and Haggis should sail the seas. Though they have no boat and no sea, they do have a wagon and a lot of imagination! From PW: ''Loads of goofy humor and an appealing comics-early reader format make for an all-around entertaining read.''
Digging for Dinos
Author: Jessica Young
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781643103655
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 72
Book Description
Haggis and Tank's big imaginations take them on a search for dinosaurs! But their fun is interrupted when the ground starts shaking. Could it be a T-rex chasing the friends? From Booklist: ''The delightful pooch duo shines in this entertaining, fast-paced, and fun read.''
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781643103655
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 72
Book Description
Haggis and Tank's big imaginations take them on a search for dinosaurs! But their fun is interrupted when the ground starts shaking. Could it be a T-rex chasing the friends? From Booklist: ''The delightful pooch duo shines in this entertaining, fast-paced, and fun read.''
Doggone Magic! (Go Away, Unicorn #2)
Author: Emily Mullock
Publisher: Scholastic Incorporated
ISBN: 9781338627602
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
The second original storybook featuring the lovable characters who inspired the hit TV show on Disney Channel! Join Alice and her whimsical best friend, Unicorn, for their second all-new adventure. Alice's dog Max is used to leading a quiet life. But that was before Unicorn came along. Now every day brings a new magical misadventure... and Max is feeling a little left out. Until unexpectedly, the family's old dog starts learning a few new tricks. All of a sudden, Max is growing horns, his fur is turning pink and blue, and he's even hovering in midair! It's all fun and games... at first. But soon Max's magic starts getting out of control. Can Alice and Unicorn figure out what's really going on with that doggone dog?
Publisher: Scholastic Incorporated
ISBN: 9781338627602
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
The second original storybook featuring the lovable characters who inspired the hit TV show on Disney Channel! Join Alice and her whimsical best friend, Unicorn, for their second all-new adventure. Alice's dog Max is used to leading a quiet life. But that was before Unicorn came along. Now every day brings a new magical misadventure... and Max is feeling a little left out. Until unexpectedly, the family's old dog starts learning a few new tricks. All of a sudden, Max is growing horns, his fur is turning pink and blue, and he's even hovering in midair! It's all fun and games... at first. But soon Max's magic starts getting out of control. Can Alice and Unicorn figure out what's really going on with that doggone dog?