Author: Michael Alvear
Publisher: Woodpecker Media
ISBN: 0997772492
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 158
Book Description
Two evangelicals who “prefer saviors who weren’t crucified” teach Trump supporters how to channel their inner Orange in this savagely funny satire disguised as a self-help book. First lesson: There’s no gold at the end of the Golden Rule. “A barbed send-up...filled with satirical glee!” —KIRKUS REVIEWS “What Would Donald Do?” A client is about to lose a promotion to an African-American. Another can’t get her daughter to lose weight. “What would Donald do?” ask the evangelical gurus, as they coach their clients into behaving like America’s wealthiest hemorrhoid. “Lies are unborn facts.” A nerdy client wants help filling out the profile on his dating app. A boob-honking client competes against a woman for CEO. Our Trump Whisperers show them how to go Tourette’s with the truth and ignore their conscience when it clangs like an Amber Alert. “You have a Christian duty to insult everyone.” Laugh through the rage. Find out why Trump supporters made this America’s #1 Returned Book! * Afterword by the winner of the 2016 presidential election, Vladimir Putin. RAVE REVIEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE! “I prefer books that weren’t published.” -- Donald Trump “If I had a sense of humor this book would’ve made me laugh!” -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders “Luckily, I’m a reptile so this book didn’t get under my skin.” -- Stephen Miller “What’s satire?” -- Kanye West
Make Your Life Great Again
Author: Michael Alvear
Publisher: Woodpecker Media
ISBN: 0997772492
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 158
Book Description
Two evangelicals who “prefer saviors who weren’t crucified” teach Trump supporters how to channel their inner Orange in this savagely funny satire disguised as a self-help book. First lesson: There’s no gold at the end of the Golden Rule. “A barbed send-up...filled with satirical glee!” —KIRKUS REVIEWS “What Would Donald Do?” A client is about to lose a promotion to an African-American. Another can’t get her daughter to lose weight. “What would Donald do?” ask the evangelical gurus, as they coach their clients into behaving like America’s wealthiest hemorrhoid. “Lies are unborn facts.” A nerdy client wants help filling out the profile on his dating app. A boob-honking client competes against a woman for CEO. Our Trump Whisperers show them how to go Tourette’s with the truth and ignore their conscience when it clangs like an Amber Alert. “You have a Christian duty to insult everyone.” Laugh through the rage. Find out why Trump supporters made this America’s #1 Returned Book! * Afterword by the winner of the 2016 presidential election, Vladimir Putin. RAVE REVIEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE! “I prefer books that weren’t published.” -- Donald Trump “If I had a sense of humor this book would’ve made me laugh!” -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders “Luckily, I’m a reptile so this book didn’t get under my skin.” -- Stephen Miller “What’s satire?” -- Kanye West
Publisher: Woodpecker Media
ISBN: 0997772492
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 158
Book Description
Two evangelicals who “prefer saviors who weren’t crucified” teach Trump supporters how to channel their inner Orange in this savagely funny satire disguised as a self-help book. First lesson: There’s no gold at the end of the Golden Rule. “A barbed send-up...filled with satirical glee!” —KIRKUS REVIEWS “What Would Donald Do?” A client is about to lose a promotion to an African-American. Another can’t get her daughter to lose weight. “What would Donald do?” ask the evangelical gurus, as they coach their clients into behaving like America’s wealthiest hemorrhoid. “Lies are unborn facts.” A nerdy client wants help filling out the profile on his dating app. A boob-honking client competes against a woman for CEO. Our Trump Whisperers show them how to go Tourette’s with the truth and ignore their conscience when it clangs like an Amber Alert. “You have a Christian duty to insult everyone.” Laugh through the rage. Find out why Trump supporters made this America’s #1 Returned Book! * Afterword by the winner of the 2016 presidential election, Vladimir Putin. RAVE REVIEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE! “I prefer books that weren’t published.” -- Donald Trump “If I had a sense of humor this book would’ve made me laugh!” -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders “Luckily, I’m a reptile so this book didn’t get under my skin.” -- Stephen Miller “What’s satire?” -- Kanye West
Crippled America
Author: Instaread
Publisher: Instaread
ISBN: 194419570X
Category : Social Science
Languages : en
Pages : 41
Book Description
Crippled America by Donald Trump | Key Takeaways & Analysis Preview: Much has been written about Donald Trump and his campaign for the 2016 Republican nomination for president. But what does the billionaire builder and media personality himself have to say about what America’s greatest problems are? And just as important, what solutions does he offer to address these issues? Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again offers a revealing look at his thinking… PLEASE NOTE: This is key takeaways and analysis of the book and NOT the original book. Inside this Instaread of Crippled America: · Overview of the book · Important People · Key Takeaways · Analysis of Key Takeaways
Publisher: Instaread
ISBN: 194419570X
Category : Social Science
Languages : en
Pages : 41
Book Description
Crippled America by Donald Trump | Key Takeaways & Analysis Preview: Much has been written about Donald Trump and his campaign for the 2016 Republican nomination for president. But what does the billionaire builder and media personality himself have to say about what America’s greatest problems are? And just as important, what solutions does he offer to address these issues? Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again offers a revealing look at his thinking… PLEASE NOTE: This is key takeaways and analysis of the book and NOT the original book. Inside this Instaread of Crippled America: · Overview of the book · Important People · Key Takeaways · Analysis of Key Takeaways
Make Yourself Great Again - Complete Collection: An Introduction to Mindset Stacking(TM) Techniques
Author: Dr. Robert C. Worstell
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1365908682
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 374
Book Description
You're Already Wired for Exceptional Success BUT: Those same programs also have given you your greatest failures. If you've ever had a complete melt-down, a real failure of your mindset, where the world has seemingly gone to hell and stayed there, you're not alone. It's just sad to tell you that it's your own damned fault. What makes it worse is to find out that all you need to succeed was already programmed into you - and has been since you were born. Then how did you get into that mess? By believing what people told you - as you were raised, - and in every school you went to, - all your on the job training, - every movie you ever saw, - or song you ever heard. All those lessons and examples just helped you believe in something other than your own ability to become great. This collection of 7 books now answers all the questions and takes you right back to the beginning to learn even more. And your life is guaranteed to never be the same... Get Your Copy Now.
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1365908682
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 374
Book Description
You're Already Wired for Exceptional Success BUT: Those same programs also have given you your greatest failures. If you've ever had a complete melt-down, a real failure of your mindset, where the world has seemingly gone to hell and stayed there, you're not alone. It's just sad to tell you that it's your own damned fault. What makes it worse is to find out that all you need to succeed was already programmed into you - and has been since you were born. Then how did you get into that mess? By believing what people told you - as you were raised, - and in every school you went to, - all your on the job training, - every movie you ever saw, - or song you ever heard. All those lessons and examples just helped you believe in something other than your own ability to become great. This collection of 7 books now answers all the questions and takes you right back to the beginning to learn even more. And your life is guaranteed to never be the same... Get Your Copy Now.
Strong Curves
Author: Bret Contreras
Publisher: Victory Belt Publishing
ISBN: 162860235X
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 782
Book Description
This is not your run-of-the-mill fitness book. Developed by world-renowned gluteal expert Bret Contreras, Strong Curves offers an extensive fitness and nutrition guide for women seeking to improve their physique, function, strength, and mobility. Contreras spent the last eighteen years researching and field-testing the best methods for building better butts and shapelier bodies. In Strong Curves, he offers the programs that have proven effective time and time again with his clients, allowing you to develop lean muscle, rounded glutes, and greater confidence. Each page is packed with information decoding the female anatomy, providing a better understanding as to why most fitness programs fail to help women reach their goals. With a comprehensive nutritional guide and over 200 strength exercises, this book gets women off the treadmill and furnishes their drive to achieve strength, power, and sexy curves from head to toe. Although the glutes are the largest and most powerful muscle group in the human body, they often go dormant due to lifestyle choices, leading to a flat, saggy bum. Strong Curves is the cure.
Publisher: Victory Belt Publishing
ISBN: 162860235X
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 782
Book Description
This is not your run-of-the-mill fitness book. Developed by world-renowned gluteal expert Bret Contreras, Strong Curves offers an extensive fitness and nutrition guide for women seeking to improve their physique, function, strength, and mobility. Contreras spent the last eighteen years researching and field-testing the best methods for building better butts and shapelier bodies. In Strong Curves, he offers the programs that have proven effective time and time again with his clients, allowing you to develop lean muscle, rounded glutes, and greater confidence. Each page is packed with information decoding the female anatomy, providing a better understanding as to why most fitness programs fail to help women reach their goals. With a comprehensive nutritional guide and over 200 strength exercises, this book gets women off the treadmill and furnishes their drive to achieve strength, power, and sexy curves from head to toe. Although the glutes are the largest and most powerful muscle group in the human body, they often go dormant due to lifestyle choices, leading to a flat, saggy bum. Strong Curves is the cure.
Make Russia Great Again
Author: Christopher Buckley
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 198215747X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 288
Book Description
Herb Nutterman, a long-time Trump Organization employee, unexpectedly becomes President Trump's White House chief of staff and finds himself entangled in Russian intrigue and leading the president's reelection campaign.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 198215747X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 288
Book Description
Herb Nutterman, a long-time Trump Organization employee, unexpectedly becomes President Trump's White House chief of staff and finds himself entangled in Russian intrigue and leading the president's reelection campaign.
The Ultimate Sales Bible
Author: Todd Speciale
Publisher: Clovercroft Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 396
Book Description
“Add to cart folks, ADD TO CART, buy the book and get one for all your friends! And once you’ve done that, add one more. Todd Speciale has knocked this one out of the park and the true secrets to sell (the right way) are all INSIDE THIS BOOK!” – Danelle Delgado, The Millionaire Maker “INVEST in yourself right now, get this book… absorb the information and take immediate and direct action with it! Knowledge without action is worthless.” – Jason Sisneros, Chairman - Anton Jae Global Ever tried to hustle your way through a high-stakes poker game, knowing that the month's rent was on the line? Ever used the velvet touch of persuasion to angle your next pool shot or card play, ensuring the game's outcome before the final move? That's where I crafted my mastery in sales. Some get their sales savvy from polished boardrooms or prestigious MBA programs. Me, I learned the art of sales, persuasion and negotiating in the streets. Every move was calculated, and every game was a lesson in negotiation. The streets were my Ivy League, teaching me more about the human psyche and persuasive moves than any traditional classroom ever could. In this book, I reveal how the art of the hustle—from setting up poker games to guaranteeing wins in pool by sheer negotiation prowess—sculpted me into a sales titan. But this isn't just about my glory days on the streets. It's about translating that raw, unfiltered skill into a sales methodology so potent that today, I'm recognized as one of the nation's premier sales trainers, molding elite sales teams and advising the behemoths of the corporate world. While many said I was just a gambler, they didn't see the strategist within. My stories of perseverance, grit, and the raw energy of someone who's played against the house and walked away with the jackpot will prove to you that the world of sales isn't just about transactions; it's about strategy, audacity, and setting the stage for the win. Let's turn the tables on convention and beat the odds together.
Publisher: Clovercroft Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 396
Book Description
“Add to cart folks, ADD TO CART, buy the book and get one for all your friends! And once you’ve done that, add one more. Todd Speciale has knocked this one out of the park and the true secrets to sell (the right way) are all INSIDE THIS BOOK!” – Danelle Delgado, The Millionaire Maker “INVEST in yourself right now, get this book… absorb the information and take immediate and direct action with it! Knowledge without action is worthless.” – Jason Sisneros, Chairman - Anton Jae Global Ever tried to hustle your way through a high-stakes poker game, knowing that the month's rent was on the line? Ever used the velvet touch of persuasion to angle your next pool shot or card play, ensuring the game's outcome before the final move? That's where I crafted my mastery in sales. Some get their sales savvy from polished boardrooms or prestigious MBA programs. Me, I learned the art of sales, persuasion and negotiating in the streets. Every move was calculated, and every game was a lesson in negotiation. The streets were my Ivy League, teaching me more about the human psyche and persuasive moves than any traditional classroom ever could. In this book, I reveal how the art of the hustle—from setting up poker games to guaranteeing wins in pool by sheer negotiation prowess—sculpted me into a sales titan. But this isn't just about my glory days on the streets. It's about translating that raw, unfiltered skill into a sales methodology so potent that today, I'm recognized as one of the nation's premier sales trainers, molding elite sales teams and advising the behemoths of the corporate world. While many said I was just a gambler, they didn't see the strategist within. My stories of perseverance, grit, and the raw energy of someone who's played against the house and walked away with the jackpot will prove to you that the world of sales isn't just about transactions; it's about strategy, audacity, and setting the stage for the win. Let's turn the tables on convention and beat the odds together.
Body of a Dancer
Author: Renee D'Aoust
Publisher: Etruscan Press
ISBN: 0983934614
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 191
Book Description
"A remarkably clear-eyed descent into New York's surreal world of modern dance peopled by the obsessed, dispossessed, sexy, suicidal, brutal, broke, and absurd."—Lance Olsen, author of Nietzsche's Kisses The award-winning writer Renée E. D'Aoust draws from her experiences as a modern dancer in New York during the nineties. Her luminous prose spotlights this passionate, often brutal world. Trained at the prestigious Martha Graham Center, D'Aoust intertwines accounts of her own and other dancers' lives with essays on modern dance history. A dancer's body, scarred, strained, and tough, bears witness to the discipline demanded by the art form. Body of a Dancer provides a powerful, acidly comic record of what it is to love, and eventually leave, a life centered on dance. "With exquisite description, absolute honesty, and a clear compelling voice, Body of a Dancer offers an unforgettable account of one artist’s bittersweet journey."—Dinty W. Moore Renée E. D'Aoust's essays have been featured as notable essays in Best American Essays in 2006, 2007, and 2009. Her nonfiction work has been included in the anthology Reading Dance, edited by Robert Gottlieb and nominated for the Pushcart Prize. D'Aoust is the recipient of an NEA Dance Criticism fellowship and grants from The Puffin Foundation and the Idaho Commission on the Arts.
Publisher: Etruscan Press
ISBN: 0983934614
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 191
Book Description
"A remarkably clear-eyed descent into New York's surreal world of modern dance peopled by the obsessed, dispossessed, sexy, suicidal, brutal, broke, and absurd."—Lance Olsen, author of Nietzsche's Kisses The award-winning writer Renée E. D'Aoust draws from her experiences as a modern dancer in New York during the nineties. Her luminous prose spotlights this passionate, often brutal world. Trained at the prestigious Martha Graham Center, D'Aoust intertwines accounts of her own and other dancers' lives with essays on modern dance history. A dancer's body, scarred, strained, and tough, bears witness to the discipline demanded by the art form. Body of a Dancer provides a powerful, acidly comic record of what it is to love, and eventually leave, a life centered on dance. "With exquisite description, absolute honesty, and a clear compelling voice, Body of a Dancer offers an unforgettable account of one artist’s bittersweet journey."—Dinty W. Moore Renée E. D'Aoust's essays have been featured as notable essays in Best American Essays in 2006, 2007, and 2009. Her nonfiction work has been included in the anthology Reading Dance, edited by Robert Gottlieb and nominated for the Pushcart Prize. D'Aoust is the recipient of an NEA Dance Criticism fellowship and grants from The Puffin Foundation and the Idaho Commission on the Arts.
Let Trump Be Trump
Author: Corey R. Lewandowski
Publisher: Center Street
ISBN: 1546083294
Category : Political Science
Languages : en
Pages : 255
Book Description
A New York Times and #1 Wall Street Journal Bestseller, this book offers the ultimate behind-the-scenes account of how Donald Trump, an extraordinary candidate, became President of the United States and why that matters today. Donald Trump’s startling rise to the White House is the greatest political tale in the history of our republic. Much has been written about this once-in-a-millennial event but all of those words come from authors outside the orbit of Donald Trump. Now, for the first time, comes the inside story. Written by the guys in the room—two of Trump's closest campaign advisors—Let Trump Be Trump is the eyewitness account of the stories behind the headlines. From the Access Hollywood recording and the Clinton accusers, to Paul Manafort, to the last-moment comeback and a victory that reads like something out of the best suspense novel, Let Trump Be Trump pulls back the curtain on a drama that has mesmerized the whole world-including the palace intrigues of the Mooch, Spicer, Preibus, Bannon, and more. By turns hilarious and intimate, Let Trump Be Trump also offers a view of Donald Trump like you've never seen him, the man whose success in business was built not only on great skill but on loyal relationships and who developed the strongest of bonds with the band of outsiders and idealists who became his team because they believed in him and his message. Written by Trump's campaign manager, the fiery Corey Lewandowski, and Dave Bossie, the consummate political pro and the plaintiff in the famous Citizens United Supreme Court case who helped steer the last critical months of the Trump campaign, Let Trump Be Trump is destined to be the seminal book about the Trump campaign and presidency.
Publisher: Center Street
ISBN: 1546083294
Category : Political Science
Languages : en
Pages : 255
Book Description
A New York Times and #1 Wall Street Journal Bestseller, this book offers the ultimate behind-the-scenes account of how Donald Trump, an extraordinary candidate, became President of the United States and why that matters today. Donald Trump’s startling rise to the White House is the greatest political tale in the history of our republic. Much has been written about this once-in-a-millennial event but all of those words come from authors outside the orbit of Donald Trump. Now, for the first time, comes the inside story. Written by the guys in the room—two of Trump's closest campaign advisors—Let Trump Be Trump is the eyewitness account of the stories behind the headlines. From the Access Hollywood recording and the Clinton accusers, to Paul Manafort, to the last-moment comeback and a victory that reads like something out of the best suspense novel, Let Trump Be Trump pulls back the curtain on a drama that has mesmerized the whole world-including the palace intrigues of the Mooch, Spicer, Preibus, Bannon, and more. By turns hilarious and intimate, Let Trump Be Trump also offers a view of Donald Trump like you've never seen him, the man whose success in business was built not only on great skill but on loyal relationships and who developed the strongest of bonds with the band of outsiders and idealists who became his team because they believed in him and his message. Written by Trump's campaign manager, the fiery Corey Lewandowski, and Dave Bossie, the consummate political pro and the plaintiff in the famous Citizens United Supreme Court case who helped steer the last critical months of the Trump campaign, Let Trump Be Trump is destined to be the seminal book about the Trump campaign and presidency.
I need a new bum
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd
ISBN: 1877514578
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd
ISBN: 1877514578
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
Nutritional Foundations and Clinical Applications - E-Book
Author: Michele Grodner
Publisher: Elsevier Health Sciences
ISBN: 0323544886
Category : Medical
Languages : en
Pages : 444
Book Description
Focusing on nutrition and nutritional therapy from the nurses' perspective, Nutritional Foundations and Clinical Applications: A Nursing Approach, 7th Edition takes a wellness approach based on health promotion and primary prevention It offers guidelines with a human, personal touch, using first-hand accounts to show how nutrition principles apply to patients in real-world practice. This new edition incorporates the most current guidelines and information on key nutrition topics throughout as well as expanded coverage on the role of inflammation in common disease. A favorite of nursing students and instructors, this leading nutrition text promotes healthy diets and shows how nutrition may be used in treating and controlling diseases and disorders. - Personal Perspective boxes offer first-hand accounts of interactions with patients and their families, demonstrating the personal touch for which this book is known. - Applying Content Knowledge and Critical Thinking/Clinical Applications case studies help you learn to apply nutrition principles to real-world practice situations. - Social Issue boxes emphasize ethical, social, and community concerns on local, national international levels to reveal the various influences on health and wellness. - Teaching Tool boxes include strategies for providing nutrition counseling to patients. - Health Debate boxes prepare you for encountering differing opinions or controversies about food, nutrition, and health concerns. - Key terms and a glossary make it easy to learn key vocabulary and concepts. - NEW! Completely updated content throughout incorporates the latest dietary guidelines and most current information on topics such as good vs. bad fats, nutrition during pregnancy, microbiota/probiotics/prebiotics, and more. - NEW! Cultural Diversity and Nutrition sections in each chapter highlight health issues and eating patterns related to specific ethnic groups to help you approach, interview, and assess patients from diverse populations. - NEW! Enhanced coverage of health literacy equips you with strategies for enhancing patient education for those with low literacy skills. - NEW! Additional Nursing Approach boxes analyze realistic nutrition case studies from the perspective of the nursing process. - NEW! Expanded coverage of inflammation highlights its pivotal role in conditions such as obesity, cancer, heart disease, and diabetes.
Publisher: Elsevier Health Sciences
ISBN: 0323544886
Category : Medical
Languages : en
Pages : 444
Book Description
Focusing on nutrition and nutritional therapy from the nurses' perspective, Nutritional Foundations and Clinical Applications: A Nursing Approach, 7th Edition takes a wellness approach based on health promotion and primary prevention It offers guidelines with a human, personal touch, using first-hand accounts to show how nutrition principles apply to patients in real-world practice. This new edition incorporates the most current guidelines and information on key nutrition topics throughout as well as expanded coverage on the role of inflammation in common disease. A favorite of nursing students and instructors, this leading nutrition text promotes healthy diets and shows how nutrition may be used in treating and controlling diseases and disorders. - Personal Perspective boxes offer first-hand accounts of interactions with patients and their families, demonstrating the personal touch for which this book is known. - Applying Content Knowledge and Critical Thinking/Clinical Applications case studies help you learn to apply nutrition principles to real-world practice situations. - Social Issue boxes emphasize ethical, social, and community concerns on local, national international levels to reveal the various influences on health and wellness. - Teaching Tool boxes include strategies for providing nutrition counseling to patients. - Health Debate boxes prepare you for encountering differing opinions or controversies about food, nutrition, and health concerns. - Key terms and a glossary make it easy to learn key vocabulary and concepts. - NEW! Completely updated content throughout incorporates the latest dietary guidelines and most current information on topics such as good vs. bad fats, nutrition during pregnancy, microbiota/probiotics/prebiotics, and more. - NEW! Cultural Diversity and Nutrition sections in each chapter highlight health issues and eating patterns related to specific ethnic groups to help you approach, interview, and assess patients from diverse populations. - NEW! Enhanced coverage of health literacy equips you with strategies for enhancing patient education for those with low literacy skills. - NEW! Additional Nursing Approach boxes analyze realistic nutrition case studies from the perspective of the nursing process. - NEW! Expanded coverage of inflammation highlights its pivotal role in conditions such as obesity, cancer, heart disease, and diabetes.