Jingle My Balls (Hot-Bites Novella)

Jingle My Balls (Hot-Bites Novella) PDF Author: Jenika Snow
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781981466979
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 78

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NICK My firm has been hired to make sure Holly gets her biggest Christmas wish. The rules are simple: Seduction and fantasy, and absolutely no sex. But, the moment I get a look at the delicious redhead, all rules go out the window faster than Santa's sleigh on Christmas night. I shouldn't touch her, but it is the season of giving, after all. And I really want to give Holly a night neither of us will ever forget. The problem is, once she wraps that sweet little tongue on my candy cane, I want much more than just one night. Warning: Welcome to Jenika and Jordan's Hot-Bite Christmas where the packages are big, the stockings are definitely hung, and snow isn't the only thing that gets plowed. We've decided you've been too good this year. So pull up a chair and enjoy a quick, dirty little cup of Christmas Cheer.

Jingle My Balls (Hot-Bites Novella)

Jingle My Balls (Hot-Bites Novella) PDF Author: Jenika Snow
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781981466979
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 78

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Book Description
NICK My firm has been hired to make sure Holly gets her biggest Christmas wish. The rules are simple: Seduction and fantasy, and absolutely no sex. But, the moment I get a look at the delicious redhead, all rules go out the window faster than Santa's sleigh on Christmas night. I shouldn't touch her, but it is the season of giving, after all. And I really want to give Holly a night neither of us will ever forget. The problem is, once she wraps that sweet little tongue on my candy cane, I want much more than just one night. Warning: Welcome to Jenika and Jordan's Hot-Bite Christmas where the packages are big, the stockings are definitely hung, and snow isn't the only thing that gets plowed. We've decided you've been too good this year. So pull up a chair and enjoy a quick, dirty little cup of Christmas Cheer.

Tinsel and Tatas

Tinsel and Tatas PDF Author: Kilby Blades
Publisher: Luxe Press
ISBN: 1954653972
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 888

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Get a headstart on the holiday spirit by reading for a great cause! Nearly twenty of today’s most entertaining rom-com authors have teamed up to sell #Books4Boobs. This collection of holiday shorts ranges from sweet to steamy and promises to entertain. 100% of proceeds will benefit the Young Survival Coalition, an international organization focusing on women ages 40 and under who are diagnosed with breast cancer. Titles and Authors Wilder for the Win by Serena Bell Last One Gets the Booby Prize by Kilby Blades Tattooed Tatas by Kameron Claire Mixing Merrymas by Dylann Crush A Trivia Pursuit by Hope Ellis Two Nights to Believe by Melonie Johnson Tits the Season by Tawdra Kandle Decidedly with Tinsel by Stina Lindenblatt The Great Christmas Race by Elizabeth Lynx All I Want is You by Claire Marti Wreath this Ring by MK Meredith Star Bright by Susannah Nix Ta Ta To Heartbreak by Tracey Pedersen Pretty Packages by Marika Ray Rock, Paper, Santa by Piper Rayne Tinsel Bomb by Arell Rivers A Brit Under the Mistletoe by Brenda St John Brown Booby Trapped by Sylvie Stewart

Rubber Balls and Liquor

Rubber Balls and Liquor PDF Author: Gilbert Gottfried
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
ISBN: 1429978562
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 285

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“More than a national treasure, he’s a secret weapon. If we had had Gilbert Gottfried in World War II, Hitler would have given up in 1942.” —Stephen King In the early 1970s, as our nation’s youth railed against every conceivable societal norm, a funny-looking teenage Jew started turning up at open mike nights in various New York City comedy clubs. Surprisingly, he didn’t suck. That funny-looking teenage Jew is now the even funnier-looking middle-aged comedian Gilbert Gottfried, who despite his transparent shortcomings has managed to carve out a hardly-respectable career—and a reputation for shock and awe unrivaled outside the Bush administration. With this scathingly funny book of rants and musings, Gottfried sullies an entirely new medium with his dysfunctional worldview. Hilarious highlights include: Gut-wrenching stories from his bizarre childhood A list of celebrities Gilbert would like to have sex with A somewhat shorter list of celebrities who would like to have sex with Gilbert An even shorter list of Gilbert’s comely co-stars who have been forced to have sex with him on-screen Side-splitting tales of the worst gigs he’s ever performed Incredibly awkward encounters with famous people from Gilbert’s years as a celebrity (of sorts), including Harrison Ford, Kiefer Sutherland, Hugh Hefner and one wildly offensive exchange with Marlee Matlin that left the actress speechless Signature takes on timeless jokes, presented in a clip ‘n’ save format so humorless readers can commit them to memory or tear them from the book’s spine and carry them around in their wallets to amuse their friends The story behind Gilbert’s infamous retelling of the classic “Aristocrats” routine that defined the most recent phase of his career And much more!

Hot-Bites

Hot-Bites PDF Author: Jordan Marie
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 406

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Volume Two includes the next four books in the bestselling Hot-Bites series.Book 6: Filling Her UpI'm going to claim her; and when I do, it won't be just her gas tank I fill up. Cassie is going to have my baby.Book 7: Knocking Her UpFrom the moment I saw her, I knew I had to make Jo mine. She's smart and sexy, with a body that can make a man fall to his knees. And I'm that man.She's far too good for a rough and tough boxer like me, but I'm too selfish to walk away from her.Book 8: Sticky Fingers I realize that one night won't be enough. I need all of her. I need her as mine.Now I just have to show her that there are much more enjoyable ways to get sticky fingers.Book 9: StretchedI was too old for her and someone she looked up to.Because once we were alone in the locker room, and she kissed me, I couldn't stop myself.I didn't even try.

Korn

Korn PDF Author:
Publisher: PediaPress
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 291

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TOPAZ

TOPAZ PDF Author: Susan Joyner-Stumpf
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1329091698
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 110

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Topaz takes you on an emotional journey crossing a gamut of emotions like love, fear, anger, hurt; poems expressing the love and bond of animals and nature and just the exploration of life put into words.

Cake Balls

Cake Balls PDF Author: Robin Ankeny
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 0762445769
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 146

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How to make 51 delectable cake ball recipes, including information on methods, equipment, troubleshooting, dipping and decorating, and more.

The Black Knight Chronicles

The Black Knight Chronicles PDF Author: John G. Hartness
Publisher: Bell Bridge Books
ISBN: 1611941946
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 578

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The Black Knight Chronicles: Lots of Vampires. No Sparkles. Serious Snark. BOOK ONE: HARD DAY'S KNIGHT Children are missing. The police are stumped. Halloween is coming, and an ancient evil is on the horizon. The vampires are the good guys. This is not your ordinary fall weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina. Vampire private detectives Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood have been hired to save a client from being cursed for all eternity, but end up in a bigger mess than they ever imagined. Suddenly trapped in the middle of a serial kidnapping case, Jimmy and Greg uncover a plot to bring forth an ancient evil. Soon, they've enlisted the help of a police detective, a priest, a witch, a fallen angel and a strip club proprietor to save the world. This unlikely band of heroes battles zombies, witches, neuroses and sunburn while cracking jokes and looking for the perfect bag of O-negative. BOOK TWO: BACK IN BLACK Vampire detectives Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood investigate a series of assaults plaguing the alleys of Charlotte, North Carolina. The string of hate crimes becomes personal when Jimmy's just-maybe-main-squeeze Detective Sabrina Law's cousin is attacked. Helping a lady out could get the boys killed when they end up in Faerie. Before long, they're up to their butts in trolls, dark fae and a grand battle royale. The odds are against them, but to the boys, this is just another day on the night shift--if the night shift included a steel cage match of supernaturals. BOOK THREE: KNIGHT MOVES Et tu, Vampire? The boys discover they may be tied to a string of serial killings at the college and that they suddenly aren't the only vampire game in town. The vampire count in Charlotte is at least three. Or more. As far as the unhappy boys are concerned, anything more than two is a crowd not to be tolerated. While tracking down the killer and the competition, they encounter coeds, booby traps (not related to the coeds) and a hirsute bounty hunter with a moon fetish and a bad attitude. To catch the killer, Jimmy will have to survive a dive headfirst into the great unwashed horde of Dorkdom (game night at the local comic shop). What's a red-blood-drinking vampire to do? His job. Again. Praise for the Black Knight Chronicles-- "Honestly, this is one of the best books that I've read this year and certainly a new series that I will be following." --Black Lagoon Reviews "This is another great book in what will hopefully be a large and successful series. I know I will be eagerly awaiting the next installment." -- Indie Book Blog "I love this book. It makes me happy in a way that hasn't happened in a long, long time." --Keryl Raist, Author of Sylvianna

Nuts About You

Nuts About You PDF Author: Sylvie Stewart
Publisher: Sylvie Stewart
ISBN: 1947853449
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 64

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Gunner Nix is God’s gift to baseball, which naturally turns me into Satan’s gift to awkwardness. My feet tend to spend way too much time in my mouth, so my only Christmas wish this year is to get through this charity gig without running into my longtime crush and favorite ballplayer. Too bad the fates—and my bestie—have other plans. A valuable auction prize has gone missing, and now it’s up to me and the father of my fantasy babies to save the day. But it’ll take a Christmas miracle to find the prize without my big mouth sending this hottie running. Gunner Nix would have to be nuts to fall for a girl like me, but sometimes the craziest ideas are the best kind a girl can get. Nuts About You is part of the world created around Sylvie’s brand new Love On Tap series of steamy romcoms, which take place in Asheville, North Carolina. To read more shorts and novellas in this world or to check out the new series, hop over to Sylvie’s website: www.sylviestewartauthor.com

Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks

Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks PDF Author: Ella Cotton
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539874683
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 60

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JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk