Author: Ben Thompson
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061959170
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 298
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The badasses populating the pages of Badass are the most savagely awesome historical figures to ever strap on a pair of chain mail gauntlets and run screaming into battle. Author Ben Thompson—considered by many to be the Internet’s foremost expert on badassitude—has gathered together a rogues’ gallery of butt-stomping rogues, from Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan to Blackbeard, George S. Patton, and Bruce Lee. Their bone-breaking exploits are illustrated by top artist from the fields of gaming, comics, and cards—DC Comics illustrator Matt Haley and Thomas Denmark, illustrator for the collectible card game Magic: The Gathering. This is not your boring high school history—this is tough, manly, unrelentingly Badass!
Author: Olive Michaels
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1728281393
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 172
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Embrace some f*cking positivity and put your stress behind you! Positive affirmations can inspire and elevate your day to day and this can't-miss collection is curated to incorporate swearing to help you feel motivated AF. No matter how badass you are, affirmations can help lift your spirits and elevate you to a whole new level. If you're looking for a boost of positive thinking, a new mindset, or simply some shit to shake things up and break your routine for the better, this is the book for you! With daily doses of swear-fueled and digestible affirmations, these breathtakingly badass mantras are can't miss. I am f*cking strong. I am confident as hell. I am a force to be f*cking reckoned with. Confidence is an art and it has to come from within. You can't be a badass without believing in your badassery. Ask yourself what your icons believe about themselves and how they look at themselves in the mirror. Fierce as f*ck, right? Channel that energy today and make your new mantra center around the fact that you ARE a damn force and the world is going to be made better by your impact on it.
Author: Edward Beekman-Myers
Publisher: Edward Beekman-Myers
ISBN: 1434859266
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 373
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Anarchy. Dissent. Love, happiness, and health for every living creature in the galaxy. These are the ideals that Declan Slocomb and his mates promote as the Milky Way's most popular rock band, Comet Sweat. Onstage, they jam out with lyrics of hope and fairness timed to a thrashing punk rock beat. Offstage, they find themselves unwitting saviors as they stumble into one misadventure after another. From forging a connection with the aurally challenged Volox to restoring communal harmony to the oppressed worker drones of Beeveetee, Comet Sweat spreads its influence to every corner of the galaxy...which is what makes them so incredibly bitchin'! However, in the cosmic shadows lurks Vee'vee'n Klaar'ynn, a vile, manipulative, and self-serving corporate viper willing to do whatever it takes to gain full control of the entire galaxy...even if it leads to Comet Sweat's total humiliation and destruction.
Author: Scott Dikkers
Publisher: Crown
ISBN: 0609804634
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 178
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The Onion is the world's most popular humor periodical. Its first book, Our Dumb Century, was a New York Times #1 best-seller and winner of the 1999 Thurber Prize for American Humor. Now The Onion returns with Volume One of the paper's greatest, most hard-hitting stories, including: --Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storm Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable --Jesus Christ Returns to NBA --Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes --I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner by Thunder the Ferret
Author: Nadia G
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0345531833
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 485
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HAUTE OUT OF THE OVEN—BITCHIN’ KITCHEN’S NADIA G IS COOKIN’ FOR TROUBLE! Culinary It-girl Nadia G is just as skilled strutting in stilettos as she is wielding a meat cleaver. Now this Julia Child of the Net generation and host of the wildly popular Bitchin’ Kitchen TV show on the Cooking Channel brings her savvy chef know-how and rock star ’tude to glam up your dining experience. Trained at the culinary institute of Hard Wooden Spoon Whacks, Nadia says that her passion for food started in her Italian family’s kitchen, where meals became moments. In Cookin’ for Trouble, she shares recipes and cooking tips for beginner and seasoned home cooks to liven any occasion. • Back-of-the-Fridge Bachelor Brunches: Sometimes what lurks in the back of our fridge isn’t that inspiring, unless it’s been there long enough to strike up a conversation. No groceries, no problem! With just a few leftovers, whip up a scrumptious Sartu di Patate, or a Pasta Frittata that tastes like you’d planned it for days. • (Dysfunctional) Family Pizza Night: Bring your family and thighs closer together with the Giosia familia recipe for Rustica Pan Pizza, Puttanesca Panzerotti, and Traditional Italian Frittelle smothered in a creamy chocolate-nougat fondue. • Makeover Meals: We all get stuck in a rut sometimes, whether it’s the same boring dish, hairstyle, or boyfriend. It’s time for an upgrade! Turn ordinary dishes on their head with inspired crispy Tuna Sliders, smoky Chicken Risotto, and juicy Meatloaf Kebabs. • Plus Nadia’s creative menus for Hi-Speed Suppers, Girl’s Night In, Veg-Head Specials, Student Shkoff-fest, and a special chapter devoted to everyone’s favorite food group: Bacon! I know—we had you at “Bacon.” But there’s more! Loaded with gorgeous photos, more than fifty original recipes, sanity-saving “Nadvice,” a Bitchin’ Party Guide, and a hunky team of food correspondents—Panos, the Spice Agent, and Hans—Cookin’ for Trouble will take your meals from square to sassy faster than you can say “Tsaketa.”* *and for newbies, there’s an Italian Slang Dictionary!
Author: Philip Pullman
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0553510665
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 658
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The #1 New York Times Bestseller! Return to the world of His Dark Materials—now an HBO original series starring Dafne Keen, Ruth Wilson, Andrew Scott, and Lin-Manuel Miranda—in the second volume of Philip Pullman’s new bestselling masterwork The Book of Dust. The windows between the many worlds have been sealed and the momentous adventures of Lyra Silvertongue’s youth are long behind her—or so she thought. Lyra is now a twenty-year-old undergraduate at St. Sophia’s College and intrigue is swirling around her once more. Her daemon Pantalaimon is witness to a brutal murder, and the dying man entrusts them with secrets that carry echoes from their past. The more Lyra is drawn into these mysteries, the less she is sure of. Even the events of her own past come into question when she learns of Malcolm Polstead’s role in bringing her to Jordan College. Now Lyra and Malcolm will travel far beyond the confines of Oxford, across Europe and into the Levant, searching for a city haunted by daemons, and a desert said to hold the truth of Dust. The dangers they face will challenge everything they thought they knew about the world, and about themselves. Praise for The Book of Dust “It’s a stunning achievement, this universe Pullman has created and continues to build on.” —The New York Times “Pullman’s writing is simple, unpretentious, beautiful, true. The conclusion to The Book of Dust can’t come soon enough.”—The Washington Post
Author: Steph Gaudreau
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062859773
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 423
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At Last, a No-Bullsh*t, Shame-Free Strength Transformation Program Since 2011, nutrition and fitness expert Steph Gaudreau has impacted the lives of thousands of women through her fierce-love approach to strength and badassery, what she calls The Core 4. The success of her program can be found in the astounding health results from those women who have tried it—including muscle definition, body confidence, restful sleep, and a strong powerful outlook that permeates every facet of life. In THE CORE 4 Steph finally offers women a strong body and mind achieved through minimal time on the treadmill, simple workouts, targeted nutrition (that is also delicious!), and mindset practices with clear results. When you focus on The Core 4--Eat Nourishing Foods, Move with Intention, Recharge Your Energy, and Empower Your Mind--you give yourself the gifts of care, strength, and resiliency, and take a powerful step toward the life you want. “By refusing to let your weight measure your worth. By nourishing your body. By listening to your intuition as a guide. By taking your power back. I guarantee you’ll start feeling energetic, active, confident, strong, resilient, and ready to change the world.”—Steph Gaudreau
Author: Irvin Cohen
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
ISBN: 1480962848
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 136
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The Once Mighty Midway Revisited by Irvin F. Cohen The Once Mighty Midway Revisited is a short, epic poem written in the American genre. The author patterns himself in the tradition of Walt Whitman and Longfellow, as well as the English poet William Butler Yeats. For Mr. Cohen also relies heavily upon iambic pentameter, “free verse” and “enjambment.” However what makes Cohen so uniquely different is that in comparison to the former, he also appears to be quite reflective of many of the Avant-Garde poets of the past century, especially those of the Beat Movement - and in particular, of Allen Ginsberg. This is truly ironic in that there could be no greater “odd couple” than these two as to their basic philosophies and polemics. Surely this is a rather strange intersection of two diametrically-opposed viewpoints of two very distinct and disparate souls. Moreover, beyond The Once Mighty Midway Revisited’s strong cadence, meter and poetic schemata, lies a highly reflective, conservative vision of America; in particular of a vast paean to American Exceptionalism. However the author views our nation to be at a rather crucial and perilous juncture, one in which he sees our future and very existence to be in great peril. Nevertheless, even though the author paints a rather bleak and pessimistic tableau, he still remains quite optimistic; for it is in his and our national DNA to be eternally hopeful of the future and of its redemptive qualities, in spite of the many forces from within and without which are so doggedly hellbent on destroying us. And so, just as Cato the Elder warned the Roman Senate with Carthago delenda est; so too Mr. Cohen warns us with America defendenda est; again, from mortal enemies both domestic and foreign.
Author: Kelly Sue Deconnick
Publisher: Image Comics
ISBN:
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 40
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Eleanor's gambit: The "PRESIDENT BITCH" arc concludes. BITCH PLANET will return in August.
Author: Gina Damico
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 0547608322
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 324
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A delinquent sixteen-year-old girl is sent to live with her uncle for the summer, only to learn that he is a Grim Reaper who wants to teach her the family business.
