Author: Mike Merrill
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781477602379
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 84
Book Description
The secret of success has a new rule book, tested and proven from the streets of Chicago all the way to the White House. You don't need executive experience or integrity, and you don't have to waste years working your way up the ladder. Hard work and responsibility are no longer required. You just need to lie convincingly, pay off your supporters, and avoid responsibility at all costs. Idiot-in-Chief: How to Lie, Cheat & Steal the Election offers stunningly simple ways to hoodwink voters and sidestep the Constitution-all while passing the buck for anything and everything. Topics include:- Promise Anything to Get Elected- Make Sure Your Documents Are Forged Well in Advance- If You Can't Find Their Dirty Laundry, Invent It- Carefully Stage Impromptu Photo Ops- Put Off Tough Decisions Until After the Next Election- Announce Prime Time Speeches When You Have Nothing to Say- Always Pay Off Your Bookies and Your Bundlers- Never Put a Plan on Paper-Just give Speeches- When In Doubt-Waffle- Always Find Someone's Ass to Kick- Say Anything to Get Re-electedIt's all about rewarding your supporters, punishing your opponents, and living large at the public trough. Not since Rules for Radicals has there been such a simple blueprint for grabbing power, sticking it to the taxpayers and relentlessly passing the buck.
Idiot-In-Chief
Author: Mike Merrill
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781477602379
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 84
Book Description
The secret of success has a new rule book, tested and proven from the streets of Chicago all the way to the White House. You don't need executive experience or integrity, and you don't have to waste years working your way up the ladder. Hard work and responsibility are no longer required. You just need to lie convincingly, pay off your supporters, and avoid responsibility at all costs. Idiot-in-Chief: How to Lie, Cheat & Steal the Election offers stunningly simple ways to hoodwink voters and sidestep the Constitution-all while passing the buck for anything and everything. Topics include:- Promise Anything to Get Elected- Make Sure Your Documents Are Forged Well in Advance- If You Can't Find Their Dirty Laundry, Invent It- Carefully Stage Impromptu Photo Ops- Put Off Tough Decisions Until After the Next Election- Announce Prime Time Speeches When You Have Nothing to Say- Always Pay Off Your Bookies and Your Bundlers- Never Put a Plan on Paper-Just give Speeches- When In Doubt-Waffle- Always Find Someone's Ass to Kick- Say Anything to Get Re-electedIt's all about rewarding your supporters, punishing your opponents, and living large at the public trough. Not since Rules for Radicals has there been such a simple blueprint for grabbing power, sticking it to the taxpayers and relentlessly passing the buck.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781477602379
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 84
Book Description
The secret of success has a new rule book, tested and proven from the streets of Chicago all the way to the White House. You don't need executive experience or integrity, and you don't have to waste years working your way up the ladder. Hard work and responsibility are no longer required. You just need to lie convincingly, pay off your supporters, and avoid responsibility at all costs. Idiot-in-Chief: How to Lie, Cheat & Steal the Election offers stunningly simple ways to hoodwink voters and sidestep the Constitution-all while passing the buck for anything and everything. Topics include:- Promise Anything to Get Elected- Make Sure Your Documents Are Forged Well in Advance- If You Can't Find Their Dirty Laundry, Invent It- Carefully Stage Impromptu Photo Ops- Put Off Tough Decisions Until After the Next Election- Announce Prime Time Speeches When You Have Nothing to Say- Always Pay Off Your Bookies and Your Bundlers- Never Put a Plan on Paper-Just give Speeches- When In Doubt-Waffle- Always Find Someone's Ass to Kick- Say Anything to Get Re-electedIt's all about rewarding your supporters, punishing your opponents, and living large at the public trough. Not since Rules for Radicals has there been such a simple blueprint for grabbing power, sticking it to the taxpayers and relentlessly passing the buck.
Idiot Wind
Author: Peter Kaldheim
Publisher: Canongate Books
ISBN: 1786897377
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 276
Book Description
In 1987 a massive snowstorm hits New York as Peter Kaldheim flees the city, owing drug debts to a dealer who is no stranger to casual violence. Leaving behind his chaotic past, Kaldheim hits the road, living hand-to-mouth in flop-houses, pan-handling with his fellow itinerants. As he makes his way across America in search of a new life, the harsh reality of living hand-to-mouth forces him to face up to his past, from his time in Rikers prison, to relationships lost and lamented. Kaldheim hikes and buses through an America rarely seen, and his encounters with a disparate collection of characters instils in him a new empathy and wisdom, as he journeys on a road less travelled.
Publisher: Canongate Books
ISBN: 1786897377
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 276
Book Description
In 1987 a massive snowstorm hits New York as Peter Kaldheim flees the city, owing drug debts to a dealer who is no stranger to casual violence. Leaving behind his chaotic past, Kaldheim hits the road, living hand-to-mouth in flop-houses, pan-handling with his fellow itinerants. As he makes his way across America in search of a new life, the harsh reality of living hand-to-mouth forces him to face up to his past, from his time in Rikers prison, to relationships lost and lamented. Kaldheim hikes and buses through an America rarely seen, and his encounters with a disparate collection of characters instils in him a new empathy and wisdom, as he journeys on a road less travelled.
The Complete Idiot's Guide to U.S. Government and Politics
Author: Franco Scardino
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101057696
Category : Political Science
Languages : en
Pages : 404
Book Description
The governed must know their government Understanding how our government functions and the political forces that influence it is vital for all Americans. As a comprehensive overview and history of the subject, this book is designed to help anyone interested in learning about our government and the origins of its complex inner workings, our political system, and key elements that have affected our growth as a nation—all while serving as the best supplementary reading a student can get. • Author is an experienced Advanced Placement teacher • Students looking to take AP exams are a ready audience-along with citizenship applicants and CNN junkies • Large renewable market • Suitable as supplemental reading for coursework
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101057696
Category : Political Science
Languages : en
Pages : 404
Book Description
The governed must know their government Understanding how our government functions and the political forces that influence it is vital for all Americans. As a comprehensive overview and history of the subject, this book is designed to help anyone interested in learning about our government and the origins of its complex inner workings, our political system, and key elements that have affected our growth as a nation—all while serving as the best supplementary reading a student can get. • Author is an experienced Advanced Placement teacher • Students looking to take AP exams are a ready audience-along with citizenship applicants and CNN junkies • Large renewable market • Suitable as supplemental reading for coursework
Commander in Cheat
Author: Rick Reilly
Publisher: Hachette Books
ISBN: 031652784X
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 211
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "Reilly pokes more holes in Trump's claims than there are sand traps on all of his courses combined. It is by turns amusing and alarming."-- The New Yorker "Golf is the spine of this shocking, wildly humorous book, but humanity is its flesh and spirit." -- Chicago Sun-Times "Every one of Trump's most disgusting qualities surfaces in golf." -- The Ringer An outrageous indictment of Donald Trump's appalling behavior when it comes to golf -- on and off the green -- and what it reveals about his character. Donald Trump loves golf. He loves to play it, buy it, build it, and operate it. He owns 14 courses around the world and runs another five, all of which he insists are the best on the planet. He also claims he's a 3 handicap, almost never loses, and has won an astonishing 18 club championships. How much of all that is true? Almost none of it, acclaimed sportswriter Rick Reilly reveals in this unsparing look at Trump in the world of golf. Based on Reilly's own experiences with Trump as well as interviews with over 100 golf pros, amateurs, developers, and caddies, Commander in Cheat is a startling and at times hilarious indictment of Trump and his golf game. You'll learn how Trump cheats (sometimes with the help of his caddies and Secret Service agents), lies about his scores (the "Trump Bump"), tells whoppers about the rank of his courses and their worth (declaring that every one of them is worth $50 million), and tramples the etiquette of the game (driving on greens doesn't help). Trump doesn't brag so much, though, about the golf contractors he stiffs, the course neighbors he intimidates, or the way his golf decisions wind up infecting his political ones. For Trump, it's always about winning. To do it, he uses the tricks he picked up from the hustlers at the public course where he learned the game as a college kid, and then polished as one of the most bombastic businessmen of our time. As Reilly writes, "Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about a man." Commander in Cheat "paints a side-splitting portrait of a congenital cheater" (Esquire), revealing all kinds of unsightly truths Trump has been hiding.
Publisher: Hachette Books
ISBN: 031652784X
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 211
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "Reilly pokes more holes in Trump's claims than there are sand traps on all of his courses combined. It is by turns amusing and alarming."-- The New Yorker "Golf is the spine of this shocking, wildly humorous book, but humanity is its flesh and spirit." -- Chicago Sun-Times "Every one of Trump's most disgusting qualities surfaces in golf." -- The Ringer An outrageous indictment of Donald Trump's appalling behavior when it comes to golf -- on and off the green -- and what it reveals about his character. Donald Trump loves golf. He loves to play it, buy it, build it, and operate it. He owns 14 courses around the world and runs another five, all of which he insists are the best on the planet. He also claims he's a 3 handicap, almost never loses, and has won an astonishing 18 club championships. How much of all that is true? Almost none of it, acclaimed sportswriter Rick Reilly reveals in this unsparing look at Trump in the world of golf. Based on Reilly's own experiences with Trump as well as interviews with over 100 golf pros, amateurs, developers, and caddies, Commander in Cheat is a startling and at times hilarious indictment of Trump and his golf game. You'll learn how Trump cheats (sometimes with the help of his caddies and Secret Service agents), lies about his scores (the "Trump Bump"), tells whoppers about the rank of his courses and their worth (declaring that every one of them is worth $50 million), and tramples the etiquette of the game (driving on greens doesn't help). Trump doesn't brag so much, though, about the golf contractors he stiffs, the course neighbors he intimidates, or the way his golf decisions wind up infecting his political ones. For Trump, it's always about winning. To do it, he uses the tricks he picked up from the hustlers at the public course where he learned the game as a college kid, and then polished as one of the most bombastic businessmen of our time. As Reilly writes, "Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about a man." Commander in Cheat "paints a side-splitting portrait of a congenital cheater" (Esquire), revealing all kinds of unsightly truths Trump has been hiding.
How To Live With An Idiot
Author: John Hoover
Publisher: Castle Books
ISBN: 9780785820956
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Ultimate success in living happily with an idiot-whether spouse, child, other relative or roommate-depends upon your willingness to search out and embrace your own inner idiot. We all have one. By learning the art of setting realistic expectations, resentments will diminish and relationships can be rekindled based on strengths rather than continuing to whither on weaknesses. This book offers practical, useful advice for all of us who have to deal with the many true idiots in our lives, but helps us laugh at them, too.
Publisher: Castle Books
ISBN: 9780785820956
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Ultimate success in living happily with an idiot-whether spouse, child, other relative or roommate-depends upon your willingness to search out and embrace your own inner idiot. We all have one. By learning the art of setting realistic expectations, resentments will diminish and relationships can be rekindled based on strengths rather than continuing to whither on weaknesses. This book offers practical, useful advice for all of us who have to deal with the many true idiots in our lives, but helps us laugh at them, too.
The Complete Idiot's Guide to American Government
Author: Melanie Fonder
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780028643533
Category : Political Science
Languages : en
Pages : 390
Book Description
Explains how the government works and the functions of its many parts, covering such topics as the system of checks and balances, the Constitution, and the division of state and federal powers.
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780028643533
Category : Political Science
Languages : en
Pages : 390
Book Description
Explains how the government works and the functions of its many parts, covering such topics as the system of checks and balances, the Constitution, and the division of state and federal powers.
The Useful Idiot
Author: S. V. Date
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 269
Book Description
He is gone.... For now. America, we got lucky. On the laundry list of things Donald Trump has been terrible at in his life, transforming our country into a fascist autocracy was only the latest. After four years of constant chaos, endless lying, the near daily horrors like an official policy to rip children from the arms of their parents to discourage illegal border crossings, we need to keep in mind that it could have been worse. As bad as it was, Donald Trump had zero capacity for strategic thinking, no interest in learning from his mistakes, a non-existent attention span. So, yes, he absolutely admired and praised murderous dictators and had authoritarian tendencies himself, including, of course, his repeated attempts to steal the election he could not win, capped off with the deadly QAnon Coup attempt of January 6. But he was inept, and terrible at implementing his impulses. What happens, though, next time, when the fascism-curious president is smarter and more competent? Donald Trump has blazed the trail and shown, with the help of a pliant Republican Party, that there is no consequence for trying to thwart the will of the voters. There will be others.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 269
Book Description
He is gone.... For now. America, we got lucky. On the laundry list of things Donald Trump has been terrible at in his life, transforming our country into a fascist autocracy was only the latest. After four years of constant chaos, endless lying, the near daily horrors like an official policy to rip children from the arms of their parents to discourage illegal border crossings, we need to keep in mind that it could have been worse. As bad as it was, Donald Trump had zero capacity for strategic thinking, no interest in learning from his mistakes, a non-existent attention span. So, yes, he absolutely admired and praised murderous dictators and had authoritarian tendencies himself, including, of course, his repeated attempts to steal the election he could not win, capped off with the deadly QAnon Coup attempt of January 6. But he was inept, and terrible at implementing his impulses. What happens, though, next time, when the fascism-curious president is smarter and more competent? Donald Trump has blazed the trail and shown, with the help of a pliant Republican Party, that there is no consequence for trying to thwart the will of the voters. There will be others.
The Complete Idiot's Guide to NASCAR
Author: Brian Tarcy
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1440636389
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 220
Book Description
The almanac that puts the pedal to the metal. For anyone new to the world of racing or hardcore fans looking for a comprehensive overview, this is the only book necessary. Chronicling the complete history of NASCAR®, as well as its controversies, this almanac—filled with fun facts, trivia, and stats—is the perfect guide for its millions of fans. • NASCAR® is America's #1 spectator sport with 75 million fans • Identifies leagues, top drivers, strategies, scoring systems, rule changes, and terms • Includes a four-color insert • Easy–to–use almanac-style format • Published just in time for the 2008 racing season
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1440636389
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 220
Book Description
The almanac that puts the pedal to the metal. For anyone new to the world of racing or hardcore fans looking for a comprehensive overview, this is the only book necessary. Chronicling the complete history of NASCAR®, as well as its controversies, this almanac—filled with fun facts, trivia, and stats—is the perfect guide for its millions of fans. • NASCAR® is America's #1 spectator sport with 75 million fans • Identifies leagues, top drivers, strategies, scoring systems, rule changes, and terms • Includes a four-color insert • Easy–to–use almanac-style format • Published just in time for the 2008 racing season
Idiot's Guide: Starting a Food Truck Business
Author: Alan Philips
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101580151
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 314
Book Description
- Everything readers need to know to start up and operate a wildly popular mobile food business - Includes crucial marketing expertise from a successful food truck entrepreneur
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101580151
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 314
Book Description
- Everything readers need to know to start up and operate a wildly popular mobile food business - Includes crucial marketing expertise from a successful food truck entrepreneur
Why Business People Speak Like Idiots
Author: Brian Fugere
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9780743269094
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 194
Book Description
There is a fundamental disconnection between the way business people speak and real people communicate. From advertisers, big business and CEOs - the blather is coming at us in waves. The International Language of Business is no longer English - it's gobbledygook. The authors blindly discovered the enormity of the problem in June 2003 with the launch of Bullfighter, an anti-jargon software tool. But jargon is just one symptom in a larger problem afflicting corporate communications today: the wholesale inability to connect with an audience. In the form of admirably straight-talk, we discover how to avoid the 'obscurity trap', 'the anonymity trap', the 'hard-sell trap' and most importantly, 'the tedium trap'. In this witty and practical new book readers are given all the tools they need to fight the 'spin' and learn to speak like the rest of us.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9780743269094
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 194
Book Description
There is a fundamental disconnection between the way business people speak and real people communicate. From advertisers, big business and CEOs - the blather is coming at us in waves. The International Language of Business is no longer English - it's gobbledygook. The authors blindly discovered the enormity of the problem in June 2003 with the launch of Bullfighter, an anti-jargon software tool. But jargon is just one symptom in a larger problem afflicting corporate communications today: the wholesale inability to connect with an audience. In the form of admirably straight-talk, we discover how to avoid the 'obscurity trap', 'the anonymity trap', the 'hard-sell trap' and most importantly, 'the tedium trap'. In this witty and practical new book readers are given all the tools they need to fight the 'spin' and learn to speak like the rest of us.