Author: Bruce Lansky
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 9781416989134
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lansky’s own poetry. This book helped make Lansky’s reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named “I” or “me” who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers – they think Lansky is writing about them. In this book, Lansky introduces us to: -a “too friendly” dog who should be using Scope -a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework -a kid who thinks his cat isn’t smart because it won’t come when called and won’t shake, beg or fetch -a young “Romeo” who “climbed up the door and opened the stairs” after his first kiss - a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath -kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired -two siblings would like their parents to know about each other Lansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking. This book also includes several, charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year’s resolutions you can use in a pinch. Because Lansky’s poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious – and don’t be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.
Author: Dustin Hansen
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1401293263
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Meet Dewey Jenkins, a 13-year old school kid who's about to fail science class. Follow Dewey on an amazing adventure that leads him and his friends to a virtual world where they will have to overcome all sorts of digital creatures and solve a number of puzzles in order to get home. MY VIDEO GAME ATE MY HOMEWORK is a funny, fast-paced adventure that shows the importance of cooperation and teamwork and the importance of using your own unique abilities to solve problems. It's illustrated in Hansen's light-hearted, cartoony style, and filled with lots of sight gags and nods to videogaming conventions. DUSTIN HANSEN spent years directing and creating video games before becoming a writer and illustrator. His published works include the MICROSAURS illustrated chapter book series and his fan-favorite GAME ON! VIDEO GAME HISTORY FROM PONG AND PAC-MAN TO MARIO, MINECRAFT, AND MORE.
Author: Bruce Coville
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481415603
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 134
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Following the successful repackaging of Bruce Coville’s My Teacher Is an Alien series, great new covers for another popular backlist series from the bestselling author. IT’S THE WEIRDEST ALIEN INVASION EVER! “I cannot tell a lie,” says Rod Allbright. And it’s the truth. Ask him a question and he’s bound to give you an honest answer. Which is why, when his teacher asks what happened to last night’s math assignment, Rod has to give the only answer he can: “Aliens ate my homework, Miss Maloney!” Of course, no one believes Rod this time, so they don’t bother to ask him why the aliens are here. It’s just as well, since he is sworn to silence about their secret mission and the fact that he has been drafted to help them!
Author: Aaron James
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781912262816
Category : Children's poetry, American
Languages : en
Pages : 20
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Author: Alice Schertle
Publisher: Disney-Hyperion
ISBN: 9781423113546
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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What do you do when your teacher assigns you ten pages of homework, a raptor swoops down and grabs you, and you suddenly find yourself all alone in the jungle about to be swallowed by a python? When you're Digby, the solution to every problem is in your backpack.
Author: David Zeltser
Publisher: Carolrhoda Books
ISBN: 151241798X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
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"Abby really doesn't want to do her homework. So she creates a black hole to swallow it up... but the black hole turns into a baby universe!"--
Author: Nadja Spiegelman
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 1935179020
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 48
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Zig and Wikki arrive on Earth to seach for a pet for Zig's class assignment.
Author: Ray Nelson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781883772093
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 52
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Facts about different kinds of dinosaurs accompany a story about a boy who brings various prehistoric animals to school for show-and-tell.
Author: Tommy Greenwald
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338305948
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 197
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Arnold Z. Ombee has escaped a secret government zombie project -- but now can he survive human elementary school? From the hilarious mind behind the Crimebiters series comes a new trilogy that fans of The Last Kids on Earth will love to pieces (literally). Arnold Z. Ombee has escaped a secret government lab that's developing zombies. Young, scared, and alone, he is found by the Kinders, a warmhearted couple who take him in. The Kinders decide Arnold will become part of their family. They help him disguise his undead appearance and teach him how to act like a human boy. After a lot of practice, he's ready for the ultimate test: Fifth grade!
Author: Charles Montgomery
Publisher: Charles Montgomery Books
ISBN: 9781088012888
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28
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A new twist on that classic excuse. This fun, rhyming read-aloud full of humor and imagination, will delight young readers (and their parents!). Includes 24 brightly-colored illustrations. Charles Montgomery's newest creation reminds us, once again, how much fun reading time can be.
