Author: Melissa Martin
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 1984831917
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
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Book Description
Someone lost their underpants! There, dangling from that tree branch! Are they YOURS? New York Times bestselling author/illustrator of Can I Be Your Dog?, Troy Cummings, brings to life Melissa Martin's gentle but hilarious read aloud, filled with silliness and gleeful anticipation of THE END. One morning, Bear Cub wakes up and finds underwear hanging on a tree limb. Who could they belong to? Ever inquisitive, he sets out on a quest through the forest to find the tighty whities' rightful owner. Could the underpants belong to Squirrel? Moose? Snake, maybe? Salmon?! Each animal denies that the bloomers belong to them, but readers will surely be giggling every step on the way...especially when they find out who the underpants actually belong to. Award-winning illustrator Troy Cummings delivers his signature warmth and humor to what could have been a very embarassing tail, er, I mean TALE, by author and child therapist Melissa Martin.
Author: Aaron Reynolds
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 148147670X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 46
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From the celebrated team behind Creepy Carrots!, Aaron Reynolds and Caldecott Honor winner Peter Brown, comes a hilarious (and just a little creepy) story of a brave rabbit and a very weird pair of underwear. Jasper Rabbit is NOT a little bunny anymore. He’s not afraid of the dark, and he’s definitely not afraid of something as silly as underwear. But when the lights go out, suddenly his new big rabbit underwear glows in the dark. A ghoulish, greenish glow. If Jasper didn’t know any better he’d say his undies were a little, well, creepy. Jasper’s not scared obviously, he’s just done with creepy underwear. But after trying everything to get rid of them, they keep coming back!
Author: Jennifer Leo
Publisher: Travelers' Tales
ISBN: 9781932361117
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 250
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The best travel stories often hatch when things go completely wrong, and this second title in a series of women's travel humor capitalizes on that phenomenon with more sidesplitting stories of female misadventure around the world.
Author: Jennie Breeden
Publisher: The Devil's Panties
ISBN: 098328606X
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 329
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The Devil's Panties is a daily comic strip which doubles as the not-so-secret, mostly-true diary of the author, Jennie Breeden, who aspires to one day be a successful comic artist. Fate provides Jen with lots of fodder in this third volume. Follow along with the author's misadventures as she nearly dies of hypothermia,wrecks her car, and gets prodded by doctors. It's not all doom and gloom though, she somehow manages to go prancing around England on an epic vacation.. er, holiday. During all this, Jennie somehow manages to get in touch with her repressed feminine side with help from her Inner Princess. Who knows how she got loose... Just keep the sugar and glitter away from her.
Author: Justin Kipp
Publisher: Walter Justin Kipp
ISBN: 9781073602889
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 26
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A colorful, children's picture book for ages 3-8 about a kid who loses his last pair of underwear and the frustrating search for them. His brother joins in the search, at times offering more confusion than help. Where is my Underwear teaches kids how to talk out a problem and retrace your steps. It is a book with a play on words and homonyms, that may twist your tongue at times making it fun to read. Will he and his brother ever find his underwear, or will it be lost forever? If you like the children's book, Underwear! By Mary Elise Monsell or The Underwear Book by Todd Parr, then you'll like Where is My Underwear.
Author: Karen Mcleod
Publisher: Limehouse Books
ISBN: 1907536116
Category : Literary Collections
Languages : en
Pages : 150
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Book Description
After the hugely popular Boys & Girls, Paul Burston, returns with Men & Women, a new anthology of stories about Gay and Lesbian love. From the vantage point of middle age there are 10 unique stories about the trials and tribulations of relationships. From the difficulties of a father-son relationship, a newlywed Gay couple on their honeymoon, to a retrospective of an elderly man of his youth. Sometimes funny, occasionally heartbreaking, these are stories for all men and women from some of the UK's best known Gay and Lesbian writers.
Author: Lucy Kevin
Publisher: Oak Press, LLC
ISBN: 0983720231
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 260
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Book Description
Fans of Sophie Kinsella, Meg Cabot, Nora Roberts & Susan Mallery will enjoy the following novels in LOVE, LOVE, LOVE: FALLING FAST (A romance about secrets, reality TV...and unexpected love); SEATTLE GIRL (Chick lit about love, dating...and my really big mouth); SPARKS FLY (A romance about the "magic" of falling in love)
Author: Elle Spencer
Publisher: Bold Strokes Books Inc
ISBN: 1635556619
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 237
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By day, Holly Hudson’s a story editor for Wifetime Network. By night, she’s the writer for the network’s very cheesy, very straight holiday romance series—Christmas in Evermore. Holly took the job to accomplish exactly one thing: a gay Christmas movie. She’s been shot down before, but things start to look up when Meredith Drake unexpectedly moves into the network’s holiday division. On the heels of a brief (but totally hot) fling, Holly and Meredith agree to keep things professional now that they’ll be working together. Especially since the network has a strict policy about workplace relationships. Instead, they vow to channel their passion into a pitch for the network’s first Christmas movie to feature two female leads. In this contemporary romance, Holly and Meredith work to make the Yuletide gayer while discovering that happy endings aren’t only for the movies.
Author: Jenny Lee Sulpizio
Publisher: ACU Press
ISBN: 0891127399
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 195
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Book Description
She may be tough, beautiful, and practically perfect in every way, but saving the world is only easy when you're Wonder Woman. Being a mom, on the other hand? Now, that takes some serious superpowers. A lasso of truth, bulletproof wristbands, and an invisible airplane. Throw in a golden tiara, great hair, and abs made of steel and you've got a gal theoretically capable of saving the planet (and looking fabulous in the process, too, I might add). But moms aren't looking to save the world. Nope. They'd settle for well-behaved kids, a clean home, an occasional nap or two, and maybe an uninterrupted trip to the bathroom every once in a while. They'd trade in the need for perfection--the desire for acceptance--and willingly cast aside those unrealistic expectations they've placed upon themselves in their roles as mothers. Confessions of a Wonder Woman Wannabe provides the modern-day mommy with sanity-saving tips, advice, and hilarious real-life accounts that every supermom can most certainly relate to, benefit from, and appreciate. After all, the reader may not have been born with superhuman strength, but with God on her side, Jesus in her heart, and the Holy Spirit in her corner, she's more than equipped to handle the daily battles that rage before her. ""So hold on tight, girls, as we prepare to tackle this role of motherhood together: the good, the bad, (the slightly ugly), and everything in between."
Author: Betsy P. Skinner
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1796072273
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 280
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The inspiration for this story is the courage and faith of women who, across the ages, heard Spirit’s call and answered, in spite of convention, resistance, even death. The author crafts a tale about one such woman: The Reverend Calline Simpson, first female minister of High Dunes First United Congregational Church. Spanning a period of six months, late 1980s, the action takes place in the fictional town of High Dunes on the shores of Lake Michigan. Serendipity, and the theology, personality, age, ethnicity and agenda of the characters collide to rock the foundation of the 150-year-old church. While the congregation splits over hiring an out gay man (the A.I.D.S. epidemic is rife), the minister torments herself for violating The Code. Nothing less than a near-death experience can shift the minister’s theology and self- appraisal, and nothing more than divine alchemy can bring all God’s children to sing their Hallelujahs. “Simply stated, I loved this story. The characters were compelling, the story was littered with nice moments and surprises and the writing had a unique, one-of-a-kind feel. Fresh.” Stephen Parolini -“Noveldoctor” “This brings insight to the many demands on ministers. Every parishioner expects you to drop everything and be there for them NOW. The story definitely held my attention. “ -Pat Johnson, educator “I want you to know how much I enjoyed your book. Well written, a good plot and story. It’s a good description of a small church with believable characters. Congratulations.” -Uncle Doc
