Author: William Wright
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 132916850X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 287
Book Description
Everyone who's watched American Pie knows about MILFs, but have you ever heard of a DILF? You have now. DILF: CONFESSIONS OF A SEXY DAD covers topics such as jorts, Honey Boo Boo and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Even when more controversial subjects such as drugs and religion are discussed, DILF - Yours Truly - maintains his sense of humor. DILF is built around three stories. The first is "Forbidden Fruit," the story of Adam and Eve told as if Adam's gay partner Steve lived with them in Eden. The second is "Bed Buddies," about a modern-day couple trying an open marriage, and the third is "A Family Affair," a potboiler about a woman whose family secret comes back to haunt her. Anyway, I'd say more but the ol' ball and chain is telling me to wrap it up. Apparently our kitty made a number two, and the litter box isn't going to clean itself. Clearly my wife didn't get the sexy dad memo. Just do me a favor and check out the preview. That says you need to know, thanks.
DILF: Confessions of a Sexy Dad
Author: William Wright
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 132916850X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 287
Book Description
Everyone who's watched American Pie knows about MILFs, but have you ever heard of a DILF? You have now. DILF: CONFESSIONS OF A SEXY DAD covers topics such as jorts, Honey Boo Boo and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Even when more controversial subjects such as drugs and religion are discussed, DILF - Yours Truly - maintains his sense of humor. DILF is built around three stories. The first is "Forbidden Fruit," the story of Adam and Eve told as if Adam's gay partner Steve lived with them in Eden. The second is "Bed Buddies," about a modern-day couple trying an open marriage, and the third is "A Family Affair," a potboiler about a woman whose family secret comes back to haunt her. Anyway, I'd say more but the ol' ball and chain is telling me to wrap it up. Apparently our kitty made a number two, and the litter box isn't going to clean itself. Clearly my wife didn't get the sexy dad memo. Just do me a favor and check out the preview. That says you need to know, thanks.
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 132916850X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 287
Book Description
Everyone who's watched American Pie knows about MILFs, but have you ever heard of a DILF? You have now. DILF: CONFESSIONS OF A SEXY DAD covers topics such as jorts, Honey Boo Boo and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Even when more controversial subjects such as drugs and religion are discussed, DILF - Yours Truly - maintains his sense of humor. DILF is built around three stories. The first is "Forbidden Fruit," the story of Adam and Eve told as if Adam's gay partner Steve lived with them in Eden. The second is "Bed Buddies," about a modern-day couple trying an open marriage, and the third is "A Family Affair," a potboiler about a woman whose family secret comes back to haunt her. Anyway, I'd say more but the ol' ball and chain is telling me to wrap it up. Apparently our kitty made a number two, and the litter box isn't going to clean itself. Clearly my wife didn't get the sexy dad memo. Just do me a favor and check out the preview. That says you need to know, thanks.
The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes
Author: Ian Allen
Publisher: Portico
ISBN: 1909396095
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 178
Book Description
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Publisher: Portico
ISBN: 1909396095
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 178
Book Description
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Happy Dad's Day! to My Favorite Dilf
Author: yess notebook
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 110
Book Description
The perfect gifts for your father, step dad, father in law, grandfather and your family for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary or any other gift giving occasion. Easy to carry at all times so youcan write whenever you want . * Size: 6''x 9''Includes * 6x9 Blank notebook * Lined pages * 110 high-quality pages * Soft matte cover for a luxurious feel * More useful than a card
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 110
Book Description
The perfect gifts for your father, step dad, father in law, grandfather and your family for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary or any other gift giving occasion. Easy to carry at all times so youcan write whenever you want . * Size: 6''x 9''Includes * 6x9 Blank notebook * Lined pages * 110 high-quality pages * Soft matte cover for a luxurious feel * More useful than a card
Happy Father's Day! to My Favorite Dilf
Author: yess notebook
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 110
Book Description
The perfect gifts for your father, step dad, father in law, grandfather and your family for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary or any other gift giving occasion. Easy to carry at all times so youcan write whenever you want . * Size: 6''x 9''Includes * 6x9 Blank notebook * Lined pages * 110 high-quality pages * Soft matte cover for a luxurious feel * More useful than a card
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 110
Book Description
The perfect gifts for your father, step dad, father in law, grandfather and your family for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary or any other gift giving occasion. Easy to carry at all times so youcan write whenever you want . * Size: 6''x 9''Includes * 6x9 Blank notebook * Lined pages * 110 high-quality pages * Soft matte cover for a luxurious feel * More useful than a card
Fathers Day Gift - Happy Father's Day to My Favourite DILF Buffalo Check Daddy Bear Matching Family Outfits Photo - Father's Day Journal
Author: Ferne Austin
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Looking for a Personalized Funny Gift for Daddy? Look no more as this Custom journal will surely make the recipient smile from ear to ear. This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Looking for a Personalized Funny Gift for Daddy? Look no more as this Custom journal will surely make the recipient smile from ear to ear. This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present.
Fathers Day Gift - Happy Father's Day to My Favourite DILF Bichon Frise Dad Best Dog Owner Ever - Father's Day Journal
Author: Ferne Austin
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Looking for a Personalized Funny Gift for Daddy? Look no more as this Custom journal will surely make the recipient smile from ear to ear. This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Looking for a Personalized Funny Gift for Daddy? Look no more as this Custom journal will surely make the recipient smile from ear to ear. This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present.
Fathers Day Gift - Happy Father's Day to My Favourite DILF Classic Doodle Dad Doodle Dog Daddy Goldendoodle Dad - Father's Day Journal
Author: Ferne Austin
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Looking for a Personalized Funny Gift for Daddy? Look no more as this Custom journal will surely make the recipient smile from ear to ear. This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Looking for a Personalized Funny Gift for Daddy? Look no more as this Custom journal will surely make the recipient smile from ear to ear. This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present.
Fathers Day Gift - Happy Father's Day to My Favourite DILF Best Frenchie Dad Ever Dog Gift - Father's Day Journal
Author: Ferne Austin
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Looking for a Personalized Funny Gift for Daddy? Look no more as this Custom journal will surely make the recipient smile from ear to ear. This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Looking for a Personalized Funny Gift for Daddy? Look no more as this Custom journal will surely make the recipient smile from ear to ear. This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present.
Unravel Me
Author: Becka Mack
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1668059223
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 512
Book Description
In the sizzling hockey romance that has taken TikTok by storm, the star goalie discovers the family he’s always wanted when he falls in love with a single mother. “Mack proves it is in fact always the quiet ones. Another deliciously sexy and honest story of friendship, family, and falling in love.” —Hannah Grace, New York Times bestselling author of Wildfire and Icebreaker The third book in the globally popular Playing for Keeps series. Can he leave the past behind to forge the future he’s always wanted? When it comes to dating, Adam Lockwood wouldn’t know luck if it hit him in the face. After a failed relationship and a string of dates gone wrong, the thought of being vulnerable with someone is terrifying—most women only see his fame. But when his dog runs into Rosie Wells, a beautiful woman with a blush as pink as her hair, she doesn’t seem to have a clue who he is, and Adam seizes the opportunity as a chance to finally be himself. Rosie has her hands full as a single mother and fourth-year veterinary student, and she certainly wouldn’t know a hockey player if she ran into one. She doesn’t have time to date, and she’s fiercely protective of her little family. But when a chance encounter leads her to Adam, she knows it’s worth risking her heart. The only problem? Adam is used to wearing a mask—he’s a goalie, after all. And as he holds onto a secret that threatens to unravel him and destroy his new family, they’re both at risk of losing more than ever before.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1668059223
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 512
Book Description
In the sizzling hockey romance that has taken TikTok by storm, the star goalie discovers the family he’s always wanted when he falls in love with a single mother. “Mack proves it is in fact always the quiet ones. Another deliciously sexy and honest story of friendship, family, and falling in love.” —Hannah Grace, New York Times bestselling author of Wildfire and Icebreaker The third book in the globally popular Playing for Keeps series. Can he leave the past behind to forge the future he’s always wanted? When it comes to dating, Adam Lockwood wouldn’t know luck if it hit him in the face. After a failed relationship and a string of dates gone wrong, the thought of being vulnerable with someone is terrifying—most women only see his fame. But when his dog runs into Rosie Wells, a beautiful woman with a blush as pink as her hair, she doesn’t seem to have a clue who he is, and Adam seizes the opportunity as a chance to finally be himself. Rosie has her hands full as a single mother and fourth-year veterinary student, and she certainly wouldn’t know a hockey player if she ran into one. She doesn’t have time to date, and she’s fiercely protective of her little family. But when a chance encounter leads her to Adam, she knows it’s worth risking her heart. The only problem? Adam is used to wearing a mask—he’s a goalie, after all. And as he holds onto a secret that threatens to unravel him and destroy his new family, they’re both at risk of losing more than ever before.
Fathers Day Gift - Happy Father's Day to My Favourite DILF Dad to the Third Power Funny Pregnancy Announcement - Father's Day Journal
Author: Ferne Austin
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Looking for a Personalized Funny Gift for Daddy? Look no more as this Custom journal will surely make the recipient smile from ear to ear. This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Looking for a Personalized Funny Gift for Daddy? Look no more as this Custom journal will surely make the recipient smile from ear to ear. This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present.