Author: Charles Keller
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9780806976273
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100
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Did you hear about the thief who stole a truck full of elastic? He was put away for a long stretch. What a hoot and a goof--and a bellyful of laughs. These jokes and riddles and off-the-wall illustrated wackies will keep kids entertained for hours. Want more? Here they come--giggles direct to you! MAN: Have you got something to cure fleas on a dog? PET SHOP OWNER: I don't know. What's wrong with the fleas? WOMAN: What's this fly doing in my ice cream? WAITER: Probably cooling off. It gets pretty hot in the kitchen. You won't be able to stop laughing--or sharing these with your friends!
Author: Philip Yates
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company
ISBN: 9781402740718
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100
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Let the grins begin! Philip Yates and Matt Rissinger know a lot about making kids smile, as proven by their popular Best School Jokes Ever, Biggest Joke Book in the World, Greatest Jokes on Earth, and many other bestsellers. They do it once again with this comic collection, covering hilarious topics that range from "Car-Har-Har” to "Polly Want a Crackup?” How about: Why was the magnet sent to detention? Because of his negative attitude. And this sign on a pizza van? Seven days without pizza makes one weak. Juvenile jokesters will find non-stop fun in here.
Author: Charles Keller
Publisher: Turtleback
ISBN: 9780613756112
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
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Did you hear about the thief who stole a truck full of elastic?" He was put away for a long stretch. Jokes, riddles and wacky illustrations will keep kids howling. Want more?" Man: Have you got something to cure fleas on a dog? Pet shop owner: I don't know. What's wrong with the fleas? You won't stop laughing!
Author: G Nyla Phillips
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781074530457
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 42
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This little illustrated book of Funny Wild Animal Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. Laugh out loud about silly lions, elephants, hyenas, giraffes, hippos and more. Go wild with these cleanclean, animal friendly, and hilariously funnyjokes! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. Q: What kind of joke do you tell a hyena? A: It doesn't matter, he'll laugh at anything! Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride. Look inside to see more jokes! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
Author: Az Silly Press
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 62
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We all know Children love jokes, but sometimes it is hard to find age-appropriate jokes which are actually funny and easy to read for little ones, in this book jokes are short, so not too laborious to read, and each page has two types of jokes, a knock..knock and a Question &Answer joke which makes your child wants to know the answer and so is motivated to read more.The jokes make them laugh and so they start to associate reading with having fun or even do a bit of fun coloring to the illustrations.And they can memorise their favorite jokes and tell them to thier friends later, providing hours of amusement. What's in this Book: 60 Short funny silly jokes with illstrations make them understandable for kids 3-5 each page has two types of jokes a knock, knock and Question& Answer joke with illustrations . sizes 8" x 10" (20.32x 25 cm) perfect size for toddlers Good quality print paper Made in the UAS
Author: G Nyla Phillips
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781070909004
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 42
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This little illustrated book of Funny Farm Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. Laugh out loud about silly cows, goats, pigs, chickens and ducks. These jokes are clean, kind, without bias, and hilariously funny! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. Q: Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up? A: At the quack of dawn! Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaad moooood. Look inside to see more jokes! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
Author: Michelle Zimmerman
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781549550713
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 56
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All Kids love jokes! This illustrated joke book will keep your young reader engaged and reading! There are 99 hand-chosen, family-friendly jokes to choose from, each with an accompanying picture. There is nothing offensive here, so your little jokesters will have a great time reading them to you!Be prepared, you might not be able to stop laughing yourself!
Author: G. Nyla Phillips
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781099117176
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 40
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This little illustrated book of End of Year Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. These jokes are clean, without bias, and hilariously funny! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly exam and graduation jokes to share at the end of the school year. As the school year comes to an end, students first have testing season, then graduation. The jokes in this book follow this pattern. There are light hearted jokes about testing and exams, jokes about graduation and moving on, and also jokes about NO MORE SCHOOL. If you need jokes for kids, look no further! This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! These jokes celebrate all of the wonderful moms out there. For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. Q: Why didn't Tommy use hair oil the day before the big test? A: Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind! Q: Why couldn't the broom have the Summer off from school? A: It spent the year sweeping during class. Look inside to see more jokes! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
Author: G. Nyla Phillips
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781072039808
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 40
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This little illustrated book of Father's Day jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. These jokes are clean, kind to dads, without bias, and hilariously funny! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share for some Father's Day fun! If you need jokes for kids, look no further! This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! These jokes celebrate all of the wonderful dads out there. For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. Q: What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day? A: A Tee Shirt! Look inside to see more jokes! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
Author: Helen Exley
Publisher: Heley Exley London
ISBN: 9781784850616
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 368
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Silly jokes for kids from 8 to 88! Here's a happy, zany, off the wall gift! 365 colour illustrated jokes, a laugh for every day of the year! A great idea - enormous fun!
