Author: Jamie Grant
Publisher: FriesenPress
ISBN: 1039115691
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.
Farts are like Snowflakes
Author: Jamie Grant
Publisher: FriesenPress
ISBN: 1039115691
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.
Publisher: FriesenPress
ISBN: 1039115691
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.
The Fart Tootorial
Author: Dan DiSorbo
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452105022
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 123
Book Description
Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452105022
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 123
Book Description
Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
Better With You in It
Author: Jamie Grant
Publisher: FriesenPress
ISBN: 1039149049
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
No matter your creed, your colour, or race, You should always feel you belong in a place. Each year, each day, every hour, every minute, This world is a whole lot better with you in it!
Publisher: FriesenPress
ISBN: 1039149049
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
No matter your creed, your colour, or race, You should always feel you belong in a place. Each year, each day, every hour, every minute, This world is a whole lot better with you in it!
Hang in There... Wherever "There" Is
Author: Nicole Roberge
Publisher: Chipmunkapublishing ltd
ISBN: 1849910529
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 282
Book Description
DescriptionThis compelling and poignant memoir tells about the journey through the disease of Anorexia, the recovery process, and all that comes with it-the hurt, hope and humor. After almost dying from the disease, and being neglected by the doctors, the author sought recovery and spent seven weeks at an inpatient facility. In her powerful story, she digs into the depths of Anorexia and describes how her simple diet and exercise program turned into a horrific eating disorder-one that controlled her life and forced her to go to the gym every day for four hours and reduce her diet to only fruit. After almost suffering from a heart attack and amazed that she was still alive, she knew she had to save herself and get treatment. Today, she is a survivor. By telling her story of the disease and recovery process, she not only educates the reader about eating disorders, but also shares with them a secret world unknown to many, and most importantly, that there is hope and recovery is possible. About the AuthorNicole Roberge was born in 1982 and lives in Connecticut. As a writer, she has been published in The Los Angeles Times, Rolling Stone, ELLEgirl, The Hartford Courant, Diverse Education, Her Sports, Gotham Baseball, Hear/Say, Songwriter Universe, SHE Caribbean, and writes a weekly humor-dating column for Online Dating Magazine. In addition, she was a book contributor to the Los Angeles dining guide, "Hungry?" She also founded and serves as editor to the online music magazine, "Tuned In Music." Roberge founded the non-profit "Beautiful Lives," for Eating Disorder Education and Prevention programs in Connecticut. She speaks at schools, health fairs, and forums on eating disorders. She continues to do other advocacy work in both Connecticut and Washington, D.C. Roberge holds a B.A. in English and a Certificate in Communication from Saint Anselm College in Manchester, New Hampshire, as well as a Certificate in Screenwriting from UCLA.
Publisher: Chipmunkapublishing ltd
ISBN: 1849910529
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 282
Book Description
DescriptionThis compelling and poignant memoir tells about the journey through the disease of Anorexia, the recovery process, and all that comes with it-the hurt, hope and humor. After almost dying from the disease, and being neglected by the doctors, the author sought recovery and spent seven weeks at an inpatient facility. In her powerful story, she digs into the depths of Anorexia and describes how her simple diet and exercise program turned into a horrific eating disorder-one that controlled her life and forced her to go to the gym every day for four hours and reduce her diet to only fruit. After almost suffering from a heart attack and amazed that she was still alive, she knew she had to save herself and get treatment. Today, she is a survivor. By telling her story of the disease and recovery process, she not only educates the reader about eating disorders, but also shares with them a secret world unknown to many, and most importantly, that there is hope and recovery is possible. About the AuthorNicole Roberge was born in 1982 and lives in Connecticut. As a writer, she has been published in The Los Angeles Times, Rolling Stone, ELLEgirl, The Hartford Courant, Diverse Education, Her Sports, Gotham Baseball, Hear/Say, Songwriter Universe, SHE Caribbean, and writes a weekly humor-dating column for Online Dating Magazine. In addition, she was a book contributor to the Los Angeles dining guide, "Hungry?" She also founded and serves as editor to the online music magazine, "Tuned In Music." Roberge founded the non-profit "Beautiful Lives," for Eating Disorder Education and Prevention programs in Connecticut. She speaks at schools, health fairs, and forums on eating disorders. She continues to do other advocacy work in both Connecticut and Washington, D.C. Roberge holds a B.A. in English and a Certificate in Communication from Saint Anselm College in Manchester, New Hampshire, as well as a Certificate in Screenwriting from UCLA.
The Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids
Author: Paul Spinrad
Publisher: Juno Books
ISBN:
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 152
Book Description
This provocative and renowned guide sparks a radical rethinking of our relationship with our bodies and nature, humourously (and seriously) spanning the gamut of everything you ever wanted to know about bodily functions and excreta. Each function is discussed from a variety of viewpoints: scientific, anthropological, historical, mythological, sociological and artistic.
Publisher: Juno Books
ISBN:
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 152
Book Description
This provocative and renowned guide sparks a radical rethinking of our relationship with our bodies and nature, humourously (and seriously) spanning the gamut of everything you ever wanted to know about bodily functions and excreta. Each function is discussed from a variety of viewpoints: scientific, anthropological, historical, mythological, sociological and artistic.
When Santa Fell to Earth
Author: Cornelia Funke
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 054541511X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 182
Book Description
A crash-landing puts Christmas in peril in this quirky, funny, and heartwarming holiday classic from the New York Times–bestselling author of Inkheart. Scared by a storm, Twinklestar, the least reliable reindeer, bolts—causing Santa and his sleigh to crash-land. And though Santa has dropped into a friendly neighborhood, he’s not safe: Jeremiah Goblynch, the ruthless new leader of the Council of Yuleland, is determined to put an end to children’s wishes and turn the holiday season into his own personal moneymaking scheme. As the last REAL St. Nick around, only Santa stands between Goblynch and his grinchlike plan. With the help and hope of kids Charlotte and Ben, Santa must face Goblynch and his Nutcracker goons to save Christmas! “Wonderfully imaginative details, adventure, danger, and a brave young Santa who fights to preserve all that is magical and special about Christmas make this a perfect read over a mug of hot chocolate on a cold winter’s night.” —School Library Journal “The humor, plus some unusual character types, sets this apart from the general run of holiday tales.” —Kirkus Reviews
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 054541511X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 182
Book Description
A crash-landing puts Christmas in peril in this quirky, funny, and heartwarming holiday classic from the New York Times–bestselling author of Inkheart. Scared by a storm, Twinklestar, the least reliable reindeer, bolts—causing Santa and his sleigh to crash-land. And though Santa has dropped into a friendly neighborhood, he’s not safe: Jeremiah Goblynch, the ruthless new leader of the Council of Yuleland, is determined to put an end to children’s wishes and turn the holiday season into his own personal moneymaking scheme. As the last REAL St. Nick around, only Santa stands between Goblynch and his grinchlike plan. With the help and hope of kids Charlotte and Ben, Santa must face Goblynch and his Nutcracker goons to save Christmas! “Wonderfully imaginative details, adventure, danger, and a brave young Santa who fights to preserve all that is magical and special about Christmas make this a perfect read over a mug of hot chocolate on a cold winter’s night.” —School Library Journal “The humor, plus some unusual character types, sets this apart from the general run of holiday tales.” —Kirkus Reviews
A Day in the Life of a Poo, a Gnu, and You
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 153446722X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 132
Book Description
Packed with comics, diagrams, and “secret diaries,” this book is a wondrous, encyclopedic glance at a dizzying host of different things—from hearts to farts to coconuts—and makes a hilarious and informative guide for curious young readers. Join the hilarious exploration of “a day in the life” of nearly 100 things on Earth. Find out what exactly your tongue does all day long, how a Japanese knotweed destroys everything in its path, and why no two snowflakes are ever the same. From the gross and smelly to the beautiful and fascinating, this book is a treasure trove of entertaining information.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 153446722X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 132
Book Description
Packed with comics, diagrams, and “secret diaries,” this book is a wondrous, encyclopedic glance at a dizzying host of different things—from hearts to farts to coconuts—and makes a hilarious and informative guide for curious young readers. Join the hilarious exploration of “a day in the life” of nearly 100 things on Earth. Find out what exactly your tongue does all day long, how a Japanese knotweed destroys everything in its path, and why no two snowflakes are ever the same. From the gross and smelly to the beautiful and fascinating, this book is a treasure trove of entertaining information.
Sammy The Tooting Snowman
Author: Joy Tyler
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
What would happen if Santa couldn't deliver his presents? This Christmas there is a chance that children wouldn't receive their presents and it's up to a very special Snowman to fly around the world, riding a reindeer, and use his magical abilities in order to save the Holiday! Meet Sammy The Snowman - a magical snowman with a special talent - tooting! Sammy goes on an incredible adventure and toots snowflakes everywhere he goes. He brings joy and laughter to many little kids around the world! Sammy does with his snowy toots what no one else can - he saves Christmas! The perfect stocking-stuffer for kids any age that want to have a laugh and read a cute and funny Christmas story! Book Number 9 of the "Fartastic Tales" Series. If you and your kids like adventure stories and tooting humor then you'll love "Sammy The Tooting Snowman". A beautiful picture book for kids that will make story time and reading aloud an amazing experience. Also in the series: "Lucas The Farting Leprechaun" "Benny The Farting Bunny" "The Best Dad Ever - My Awesome Farting Father" "Hank The Farting Hippo" "The Amazing Zoo Of Farting Animals" "The Fartastic Halloween Of Trixie The Witch" "Gabe The Tooting Ghost" "Taylor The Tooting Turkey" The book features: 8.5" x 8.5" size Beautiful glossy cover Hilarious story Full color beautiful hand-drawn illustrations by a professional artist The perfect gift for any child Great for entertaining the little ones What will happen with Terry? Click the BUY NOW button at the top and go on an adventure with Sammy today!
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
What would happen if Santa couldn't deliver his presents? This Christmas there is a chance that children wouldn't receive their presents and it's up to a very special Snowman to fly around the world, riding a reindeer, and use his magical abilities in order to save the Holiday! Meet Sammy The Snowman - a magical snowman with a special talent - tooting! Sammy goes on an incredible adventure and toots snowflakes everywhere he goes. He brings joy and laughter to many little kids around the world! Sammy does with his snowy toots what no one else can - he saves Christmas! The perfect stocking-stuffer for kids any age that want to have a laugh and read a cute and funny Christmas story! Book Number 9 of the "Fartastic Tales" Series. If you and your kids like adventure stories and tooting humor then you'll love "Sammy The Tooting Snowman". A beautiful picture book for kids that will make story time and reading aloud an amazing experience. Also in the series: "Lucas The Farting Leprechaun" "Benny The Farting Bunny" "The Best Dad Ever - My Awesome Farting Father" "Hank The Farting Hippo" "The Amazing Zoo Of Farting Animals" "The Fartastic Halloween Of Trixie The Witch" "Gabe The Tooting Ghost" "Taylor The Tooting Turkey" The book features: 8.5" x 8.5" size Beautiful glossy cover Hilarious story Full color beautiful hand-drawn illustrations by a professional artist The perfect gift for any child Great for entertaining the little ones What will happen with Terry? Click the BUY NOW button at the top and go on an adventure with Sammy today!
Searches & Seizures
Author: Stanley Elkin
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1453204288
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 279
Book Description
Three novellas filled with humor and insight by one of America’s modern literary masters In Searches & Seizures, Elkin tells the story of the criminal, the lovelorn, and the grieving, each searching desperately for fulfillment—while on the verge of receiving much more than they bargained for. Infused with Elkin’s signature wit and richly drawn characters, “The Bailbondsman,” “The Making of Ashenden,” and “The Condominium” are the creations of a literary virtuoso at the pinnacle of his craft. This ebook features rare photos and never-before-seen documents from the author’s estate and from the Stanley Elkin archives at Washington University in St. Louis.
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1453204288
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 279
Book Description
Three novellas filled with humor and insight by one of America’s modern literary masters In Searches & Seizures, Elkin tells the story of the criminal, the lovelorn, and the grieving, each searching desperately for fulfillment—while on the verge of receiving much more than they bargained for. Infused with Elkin’s signature wit and richly drawn characters, “The Bailbondsman,” “The Making of Ashenden,” and “The Condominium” are the creations of a literary virtuoso at the pinnacle of his craft. This ebook features rare photos and never-before-seen documents from the author’s estate and from the Stanley Elkin archives at Washington University in St. Louis.
Fighting against Gravity
Author: Isabella Cassazza
Publisher: Isabella Cassazza
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 272
Book Description
"The perfect mix of swoon, witty banter, heat, all-the-feels, angst, romance, and hockey!" - Melinda Can two broken souls make healing their goal? Michael I’m not shy about my all-star defensemen moves. But after a career-ending injury replaces my stick with a cane, I forever lose my Stanley Cup dream. And when an interior decorator arrives to make over my home, my shattered ambitions trigger a five-minute major that could cost me everything. Ellie After my little boy’s father left the picture, I solemnly swore off all men. And I’m definitely not going to put up with an arrogant ex-athlete’s temper tantrums. So even with my business on the brink of ruin, I walk away from a lucrative contract. When Michael apologizes, he accidentally causes me to break my leg. And I reluctantly accept his offer to care for me and my son. But then have nowhere to hide from his tenderness amid his lingering wounds. Fighting against Gravity is part of the spirited Tigers Hockey sports romance series but can be read standalone. If you like enemies-to-lovers tales, swoon-worthy characters, and triumphs over life challenges, then you’ll adore Isabella Cassazza’s story of unexpected connection. Buy Fighting against Gravity to dig your blades into ice-cold tension today!
Publisher: Isabella Cassazza
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 272
Book Description
"The perfect mix of swoon, witty banter, heat, all-the-feels, angst, romance, and hockey!" - Melinda Can two broken souls make healing their goal? Michael I’m not shy about my all-star defensemen moves. But after a career-ending injury replaces my stick with a cane, I forever lose my Stanley Cup dream. And when an interior decorator arrives to make over my home, my shattered ambitions trigger a five-minute major that could cost me everything. Ellie After my little boy’s father left the picture, I solemnly swore off all men. And I’m definitely not going to put up with an arrogant ex-athlete’s temper tantrums. So even with my business on the brink of ruin, I walk away from a lucrative contract. When Michael apologizes, he accidentally causes me to break my leg. And I reluctantly accept his offer to care for me and my son. But then have nowhere to hide from his tenderness amid his lingering wounds. Fighting against Gravity is part of the spirited Tigers Hockey sports romance series but can be read standalone. If you like enemies-to-lovers tales, swoon-worthy characters, and triumphs over life challenges, then you’ll adore Isabella Cassazza’s story of unexpected connection. Buy Fighting against Gravity to dig your blades into ice-cold tension today!