Author: Petrichor Press
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
Searching for the perfect adult coloring book because you've had enough of other people?This totally shit swear word coloring book is full of all kinds of single-paged designs for you to color in - so that you don't have to think about other people and their problems. From unicorns to mandala (no, not Nelson) designs, all you need to worry about is getting your effing coloring book out (and your effing coloring pens) and spend the day coloring shit in. Fuck everyone else. You'll feel relaxed and mysteriously aroused (probably) after a few hours and it saves you having to worry about life's responsibilities. Inside, you'll find such inspirational quotes such as 'If at first you don't succeed, don't fucking bother', 'I love that sound when you shut the fuck up' and 'I can see your point but you're still full of shit'.
Everyone Can Go Fuck Themselves Coloring Book
Author: Petrichor Press
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
Searching for the perfect adult coloring book because you've had enough of other people?This totally shit swear word coloring book is full of all kinds of single-paged designs for you to color in - so that you don't have to think about other people and their problems. From unicorns to mandala (no, not Nelson) designs, all you need to worry about is getting your effing coloring book out (and your effing coloring pens) and spend the day coloring shit in. Fuck everyone else. You'll feel relaxed and mysteriously aroused (probably) after a few hours and it saves you having to worry about life's responsibilities. Inside, you'll find such inspirational quotes such as 'If at first you don't succeed, don't fucking bother', 'I love that sound when you shut the fuck up' and 'I can see your point but you're still full of shit'.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
Searching for the perfect adult coloring book because you've had enough of other people?This totally shit swear word coloring book is full of all kinds of single-paged designs for you to color in - so that you don't have to think about other people and their problems. From unicorns to mandala (no, not Nelson) designs, all you need to worry about is getting your effing coloring book out (and your effing coloring pens) and spend the day coloring shit in. Fuck everyone else. You'll feel relaxed and mysteriously aroused (probably) after a few hours and it saves you having to worry about life's responsibilities. Inside, you'll find such inspirational quotes such as 'If at first you don't succeed, don't fucking bother', 'I love that sound when you shut the fuck up' and 'I can see your point but you're still full of shit'.
Fuck Off, I'm Coloring
Author: Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher: Dare You Stamp Company
ISBN: 1604336617
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
Publisher: Dare You Stamp Company
ISBN: 1604336617
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Adult Coloring Book
Author: Randy Johnson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781521399156
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Be honest, Some People Suck! Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Wouldn't you want to tell them to F off?! Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 mandala designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color! Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each coloring page is on a separate sheet TAGS: black coloring book, mandala coloring book, adult coloring book, swear words coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781521399156
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Be honest, Some People Suck! Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Wouldn't you want to tell them to F off?! Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 mandala designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color! Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each coloring page is on a separate sheet TAGS: black coloring book, mandala coloring book, adult coloring book, swear words coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper
Fuck You Coloring Book For Adults
Author: Inappropriate Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781088696620
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 50
Book Description
Fuck You Coloring Book For Adults is a stress relieving and hilarious swear word coloring book. With a variety of pattern filled coloring pages. Whether it's a gift for a friend, a Birthday, Mother's Day, Christmas gift or just something for yourself this book is sure to keep you and your giggling and entertained for hours .... Features of this Book: All Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing 2 Color test pages. This swear word coloring book provides hilarious and insulting coloring images that will have you and your friends laughing and may even add some new insults to your repertoire. With a multitude of stress relieving coloring pages all designed to keep you relaxed and entertained for hours. Containing a variety of single sided images allowing for easy removal and framing. This will also help to prevent colors from bleeding through onto other designs meaning you can use any type of coloring pens, markers and pencils.Each image has been professionally illustrated and hand picked by us to guarantee you will receive high quality designs throughout the entire book. So sit back relax and enjoy some adult coloring.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781088696620
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 50
Book Description
Fuck You Coloring Book For Adults is a stress relieving and hilarious swear word coloring book. With a variety of pattern filled coloring pages. Whether it's a gift for a friend, a Birthday, Mother's Day, Christmas gift or just something for yourself this book is sure to keep you and your giggling and entertained for hours .... Features of this Book: All Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing 2 Color test pages. This swear word coloring book provides hilarious and insulting coloring images that will have you and your friends laughing and may even add some new insults to your repertoire. With a multitude of stress relieving coloring pages all designed to keep you relaxed and entertained for hours. Containing a variety of single sided images allowing for easy removal and framing. This will also help to prevent colors from bleeding through onto other designs meaning you can use any type of coloring pens, markers and pencils.Each image has been professionally illustrated and hand picked by us to guarantee you will receive high quality designs throughout the entire book. So sit back relax and enjoy some adult coloring.
The Reverse Coloring BookTM
Author: Kendra Norton
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 1523515279
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 105
Book Description
Coloring books became a thing when adults discovered how relaxing and meditative they were. Jigsaw puzzles roared back into popularity as an immersive activity, not to mention a great alternative to television. How exciting is it, then, to introduce an activity that tops them both: reverse coloring, which not only confers the mindful benefits of coloring and puzzling but energizes you to feel truly creative, even when you're weary and just want to zone out. It's so simple, yet so profoundly satisfying. Each page in The Reverse Coloring Book has the colors, and you draw the lines. Created by the artist Kendra Norton, these beautiful and whimsical watercolors provide a gentle visual guide so open-ended that the possibilities are limitless. Trace the shapes, draw in figures, doodle, shade, cover an area with dots. Be realistic, with a plan, or simply let your imagination drift, as if looking a clouds in the sky. Each page is an invitation to slow down, let go, and thoughtfully (or thoughtlessly) let your pen find its way over the image. The Reverse Coloring Book includes 50 original works of art, printed on sturdy paper that's single-sided and perforated. And unlike with traditional coloring books, all you need is a pen.
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 1523515279
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 105
Book Description
Coloring books became a thing when adults discovered how relaxing and meditative they were. Jigsaw puzzles roared back into popularity as an immersive activity, not to mention a great alternative to television. How exciting is it, then, to introduce an activity that tops them both: reverse coloring, which not only confers the mindful benefits of coloring and puzzling but energizes you to feel truly creative, even when you're weary and just want to zone out. It's so simple, yet so profoundly satisfying. Each page in The Reverse Coloring Book has the colors, and you draw the lines. Created by the artist Kendra Norton, these beautiful and whimsical watercolors provide a gentle visual guide so open-ended that the possibilities are limitless. Trace the shapes, draw in figures, doodle, shade, cover an area with dots. Be realistic, with a plan, or simply let your imagination drift, as if looking a clouds in the sky. Each page is an invitation to slow down, let go, and thoughtfully (or thoughtlessly) let your pen find its way over the image. The Reverse Coloring Book includes 50 original works of art, printed on sturdy paper that's single-sided and perforated. And unlike with traditional coloring books, all you need is a pen.
Another F*cking Coloring Book
Author: Adams Media
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 144059841X
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 96
Book Description
Rude, funny, and f*cking awesome! Another F*ing Coloring Book is perfect for anyone who knows that neither sunshine and kittens nor gardens and mandalas can fix everything. The funny, relatable swears and phrases that accompany the paisley patterns, meditative mandalas, and all that other shit will help you express your frustration with--or add your own dark shade of humor to--any situation. Whether you need to unwind after a hellish day or simply want to let the world know you've got better things to do with your time, you'll find a cheerfully profane and delightfully inappropriate image perfectly designed to calm you the f*ck down.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 144059841X
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 96
Book Description
Rude, funny, and f*cking awesome! Another F*ing Coloring Book is perfect for anyone who knows that neither sunshine and kittens nor gardens and mandalas can fix everything. The funny, relatable swears and phrases that accompany the paisley patterns, meditative mandalas, and all that other shit will help you express your frustration with--or add your own dark shade of humor to--any situation. Whether you need to unwind after a hellish day or simply want to let the world know you've got better things to do with your time, you'll find a cheerfully profane and delightfully inappropriate image perfectly designed to calm you the f*ck down.
F*ck Cancer
Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548184506
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 78
Book Description
This book is for you. If you are fighting cancer, this is for you. If your brother, sister, mom, dad, son, daughter, relative, or friend is fighting cancer, this is for you. If you've lost someone to cancer like I have, this is for you. If cancer affects your life in any way, this is for you. The stress of cancer can feel crushing. But perhaps this book can help you get away from it all, if only for a little while, coloring your stress away and infusing your mind and body with some much-needed positivity. Every little bit helps. With 35 gorgeous and inspiring, single-sided, frameable designs inside ranging from simple to intricate, most include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got the heart of a fighter" to the cheekily profane "You are stronger than this shit." So find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, raise your spirits, and boost your inner resolve to fight harder and keep going. For yourself and for those you love. You can. You've got this. I believe in you. *A portion of the proceeds from this book will be donated to support research dedicated to finding a cure for cancer. Because fuck cancer.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548184506
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 78
Book Description
This book is for you. If you are fighting cancer, this is for you. If your brother, sister, mom, dad, son, daughter, relative, or friend is fighting cancer, this is for you. If you've lost someone to cancer like I have, this is for you. If cancer affects your life in any way, this is for you. The stress of cancer can feel crushing. But perhaps this book can help you get away from it all, if only for a little while, coloring your stress away and infusing your mind and body with some much-needed positivity. Every little bit helps. With 35 gorgeous and inspiring, single-sided, frameable designs inside ranging from simple to intricate, most include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got the heart of a fighter" to the cheekily profane "You are stronger than this shit." So find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, raise your spirits, and boost your inner resolve to fight harder and keep going. For yourself and for those you love. You can. You've got this. I believe in you. *A portion of the proceeds from this book will be donated to support research dedicated to finding a cure for cancer. Because fuck cancer.
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Author: Mark Manson
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 006245773X
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 197
Book Description
#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 006245773X
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 197
Book Description
#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.
Adult Coloring Books
Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Tip Top Education
ISBN: 9781940282862
Category : Games
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
Publisher: Tip Top Education
ISBN: 9781940282862
Category : Games
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
The Coloring Book
Author: Colin Quinn
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 1455507601
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 168
Book Description
From former SNL "Weekend Update" host and legendary stand-up Colin Quinn comes a controversial and laugh-out-loud investigation into cultural and ethnic stereotypes. Colin Quinn has noticed a trend during his decades on the road-that Americans' increasing political correctness and sensitivity have forced us to tiptoe around the subjects of race and ethnicity altogether. Colin wants to know: What are we all so afraid of? Every ethnic group has differences, everyone brings something different to the table, and this diversity should be celebrated, not denied. So why has acknowledging these cultural differences become so taboo? In The Coloring Book, Colin, a native New Yorker, tackles this issue head-on while taking us on a trip through the insane melting pot of 1970s Brooklyn, the many, many dive bars of 1980s Manhattan, the comedy scene of the 1990s, and post-9/11 America. He mixes his incredibly candid and hilarious personal experiences with no-holds-barred observations to definitively decide, at least in his own mind, which stereotypes are funny, which stereotypes are based on truths, which have become totally distorted over time, and which are actually offensive to each group, and why. As it pokes holes in the tapestry of fear that has overtaken discussions about race, The Coloring Book serves as an antidote to our paralysis when it comes to laughing at ourselves . . . and others.
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 1455507601
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 168
Book Description
From former SNL "Weekend Update" host and legendary stand-up Colin Quinn comes a controversial and laugh-out-loud investigation into cultural and ethnic stereotypes. Colin Quinn has noticed a trend during his decades on the road-that Americans' increasing political correctness and sensitivity have forced us to tiptoe around the subjects of race and ethnicity altogether. Colin wants to know: What are we all so afraid of? Every ethnic group has differences, everyone brings something different to the table, and this diversity should be celebrated, not denied. So why has acknowledging these cultural differences become so taboo? In The Coloring Book, Colin, a native New Yorker, tackles this issue head-on while taking us on a trip through the insane melting pot of 1970s Brooklyn, the many, many dive bars of 1980s Manhattan, the comedy scene of the 1990s, and post-9/11 America. He mixes his incredibly candid and hilarious personal experiences with no-holds-barred observations to definitively decide, at least in his own mind, which stereotypes are funny, which stereotypes are based on truths, which have become totally distorted over time, and which are actually offensive to each group, and why. As it pokes holes in the tapestry of fear that has overtaken discussions about race, The Coloring Book serves as an antidote to our paralysis when it comes to laughing at ourselves . . . and others.