Don't Spew in Your Spacesuit!

Don't Spew in Your Spacesuit! PDF Author: Tim Miller
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780733334672
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 32

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'SURE TO DELIGHT YOUNG CHILDREN WHO THRIVE ON ALL THINGS GROSS!' - ReadPlus.com.au In a galaxy of gastro not so far away ... Is there life on Mars? One little spaceman is determined to find out. Only no one told him that space travel can make you queasy. Can his stomach stop lurching from side to side long enough to solve the mystery? Ages: 3+

Don't Spew in Your Spacesuit!

Don't Spew in Your Spacesuit! PDF Author: Tim Miller
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780733334672
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 32

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Book Description
'SURE TO DELIGHT YOUNG CHILDREN WHO THRIVE ON ALL THINGS GROSS!' - ReadPlus.com.au In a galaxy of gastro not so far away ... Is there life on Mars? One little spaceman is determined to find out. Only no one told him that space travel can make you queasy. Can his stomach stop lurching from side to side long enough to solve the mystery? Ages: 3+

There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends)

There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends) PDF Author: Tim Miller
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
ISBN: 1743096682
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36

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Book Description
From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian

Read This Book and Never Fart Again

Read This Book and Never Fart Again PDF Author: Tim Miller
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
ISBN: 1460709292
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 52

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Book Description
It's been almost a decade since the Fart Monster first entered the world, now he's back in this hilarious new book from bestselling creators Tim Miller and Matt Stanton When you've got a problem, who do you call? The fart monster has spent years releasing a barrage of bottom bazookas onto the world. Now, in a surprising twist, he's here to help put an end to those roars from the rear! Follow along at home as the fart monster leads us through his DIY guide to easing the common fart.

Tiny Kitty, Big City

Tiny Kitty, Big City PDF Author: Tim Miller
Publisher: Balzer & Bray
ISBN: 9780062414427
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 40

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Dinosaur Dump

Dinosaur Dump PDF Author: Tim Miller
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
ISBN: 1460705548
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36

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Book Description
The new Christmas bestseller from the creators of the Fart Monster Straight from the prehistoric era comes an ex-STINK-tion story like no other! Life's hard when there's only one toilet and all the dinos need to go! There's a dumping pterodactyl, a plopping stegosaurus and a T. rex who can't reach to wipe ... But when it's finally Mike's turn, could one tiny bowel movement end in disaster? Ages: 3+

The Pirate who Had to Pee

The Pirate who Had to Pee PDF Author: Tim Miller
Publisher: Fart Monster and Friends
ISBN: 9780733332944
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
The toilet is broken onboard Captain Bones's ship and Pirate Pete needs to pee! It's a race back to town across a vast amount of water. But with all the splashing, dripping and swirling, will Pete be able to hang on?

Excuse Me!

Excuse Me! PDF Author: Dave Hughes
Publisher: Scholastic Press
ISBN: 9781742765914
Category : Etiquette for children and teenagers
Languages : en
Pages : 32

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Book Description
Martha May has marvellous manners. She always says please and thank you ...and she most certainly DOES NOT FART! But what will happen on the day of the Baked Bean Bonanza?! Catch a whiff of this hilarious tale about finally letting go, from Dave Hughes, Holly Ife and Philip Bunting.

Did you take the B from my _ook? (Books That Drive Kids Crazy, Book 2)

Did you take the B from my _ook? (Books That Drive Kids Crazy, Book 2) PDF Author: Matt Stanton
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
ISBN: 1460705963
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36

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Book Description
'Witty, silly, and interactive ... A rollicking read for children and adults alike' - Kirkus Reviews For the Grown-Ups: OK. Two things you need to know. Firstly, your favourite thing in the whole world is the letter B. And secondly, you're about to sneeze and all the Bs are going to be blown out of the book. So until you can get your favourite letter back, you're about to sound really, really silly ... And the kids will love it! PRAISE FOR THE BOOKS THAT DRIVE KIDS CRAZY SERIES 'The kids are having a ball (whoops, having fun) and a discussion is born' -- 4 stars, Good Reading 'Funny, clever, deliciously dry ... this book encourages kids to think outside the square, and hopefully, somewhere deep in that unlimited subconscious, understand that what we see is all about perception. What a powerful thought' -- Kids' Book Review

Funny Kid Catastrophe (Funny Kid, #11)

Funny Kid Catastrophe (Funny Kid, #11) PDF Author: Matt Stanton
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
ISBN: 1460714210
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 244

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Book Description
A new pet purchase becomes CATASTROPHIC. Laugh your head off with the super-popular Funny Kid series! Every kid wants to laugh, but Max is the boy who can make it happen. He's also the boy who absolutely, definitely, does not under any circumstances want a cat. So why did Mum and Dad just bring one home? Max is the funny kid but now a cat is here to ruin his life! Cat bums, cat claws, ticklish cats, piano-playing cats, cats that will run away and cats that won't (oh, and a jealous Duck in a toilet jacuzzi) are just some of the things in store for Max and his friends in this Funny Kid adventure! FUNNY KID is the mega-bestselling series from author-illustrator Matt Stanton that has everyone laughing! PRAISE FOR FUNNY KID 'my favourite thing in the book was everything' -- Elliott 'better than Wimpy Kid, Big Nate and Tom Gates combined' -- Ally 'humour is injected into every page' -- Children's Book Council of Australia's Reading Time 'absolutely hilarious' -- Tim Harris, author of the Exploding Endings series AWARDS Shortlisted -- Russell Prize for Humour Writing for Young People 2023

Father Christmas Heard a Fart

Father Christmas Heard a Fart PDF Author: Olaf Falafel
Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books
ISBN: 9780008339456
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32

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Book Description
The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel. "Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises! Who keeps FARTING?! Could such a big noise actually be coming from someone rather small...' More windy fun is in store in this brilliant picture book by the sensational Olaf Falafel. Featuring helpful do-it-yourself instructions so you can fart along to your heart's content and drive your family nuts during the holidays, it's set to be the ultimate stocking filler for Christmas! Fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series will love this tongue-in-cheek Christmas tale. Perfect for ages 4 and up.