Author: MJ Ware
Publisher: MJA Ware
ISBN: 1481972103
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 157
Book Description
When hungry aliens begin their 'rain' of terror, break out the umbrellas--the aliens can't eat you with an umbrella shoved in their huge mouths. Looking for yummy human tenders, Admiral Nact-bauk invades the local school. Zack and Zoey lead the counterattack armed with rulers, protractors, and dodge balls. They might have a chance, if Nact-bauk didn't gulp down the only teacher brave enough to stand up to him. Even worse, he forces Zoey onboard the alien vessel for dinner--along with a bucket of honey-mustard sauce. Zack will do just about anything to save her. If Principal Blathers won't help, Zack sees no choice but to 'borrow' the principal's car. Chasing the alien saucers, he meets up with a wrinkly WWII hero who thinks he knows the alien's weakness: electric toothbrushes. Wielding only umbrellas and battery-powered dental weapons, things look grim. Even if the pair manage to rescue Zoey, there's the small matter of escaping a spacecraft flying at over two hundred miles an hour. Can you say, Jetpacks? Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse is approximately 17,000 words (similar in length to Diary of a Wimpy Kid) and contains no cursing or strong language.
Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse: Alien Busting Ninja Adventure
Author: MJ Ware
Publisher: MJA Ware
ISBN: 1481972103
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 157
Book Description
When hungry aliens begin their 'rain' of terror, break out the umbrellas--the aliens can't eat you with an umbrella shoved in their huge mouths. Looking for yummy human tenders, Admiral Nact-bauk invades the local school. Zack and Zoey lead the counterattack armed with rulers, protractors, and dodge balls. They might have a chance, if Nact-bauk didn't gulp down the only teacher brave enough to stand up to him. Even worse, he forces Zoey onboard the alien vessel for dinner--along with a bucket of honey-mustard sauce. Zack will do just about anything to save her. If Principal Blathers won't help, Zack sees no choice but to 'borrow' the principal's car. Chasing the alien saucers, he meets up with a wrinkly WWII hero who thinks he knows the alien's weakness: electric toothbrushes. Wielding only umbrellas and battery-powered dental weapons, things look grim. Even if the pair manage to rescue Zoey, there's the small matter of escaping a spacecraft flying at over two hundred miles an hour. Can you say, Jetpacks? Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse is approximately 17,000 words (similar in length to Diary of a Wimpy Kid) and contains no cursing or strong language.
Publisher: MJA Ware
ISBN: 1481972103
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 157
Book Description
When hungry aliens begin their 'rain' of terror, break out the umbrellas--the aliens can't eat you with an umbrella shoved in their huge mouths. Looking for yummy human tenders, Admiral Nact-bauk invades the local school. Zack and Zoey lead the counterattack armed with rulers, protractors, and dodge balls. They might have a chance, if Nact-bauk didn't gulp down the only teacher brave enough to stand up to him. Even worse, he forces Zoey onboard the alien vessel for dinner--along with a bucket of honey-mustard sauce. Zack will do just about anything to save her. If Principal Blathers won't help, Zack sees no choice but to 'borrow' the principal's car. Chasing the alien saucers, he meets up with a wrinkly WWII hero who thinks he knows the alien's weakness: electric toothbrushes. Wielding only umbrellas and battery-powered dental weapons, things look grim. Even if the pair manage to rescue Zoey, there's the small matter of escaping a spacecraft flying at over two hundred miles an hour. Can you say, Jetpacks? Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse is approximately 17,000 words (similar in length to Diary of a Wimpy Kid) and contains no cursing or strong language.
Diary of a Minecraft Zombie #21
Author: Zack Zombie (Fictitious character)
Publisher: Koala Books
ISBN: 9781760665623
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 160
Book Description
Have you ever wondered what life is like for a Minecraft Zombie? Boogiemans Big Top circus is in town! Death-defying trapeze artists, loose-limbed contortionists, treacherous foot juggling and, worst of all, creepy clowns. Whats more, its open to the public! Zombie and his friends cant wait to get involved. But then Zombies mum, Mildred, disappears... and no one except him seems worried. Zombie has to juggle practising his act, looking after his dad and little brother AND leading the investigation to find his mum. Can he hold it all together, find his mum and pull off the craziest act in the circus?
Publisher: Koala Books
ISBN: 9781760665623
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 160
Book Description
Have you ever wondered what life is like for a Minecraft Zombie? Boogiemans Big Top circus is in town! Death-defying trapeze artists, loose-limbed contortionists, treacherous foot juggling and, worst of all, creepy clowns. Whats more, its open to the public! Zombie and his friends cant wait to get involved. But then Zombies mum, Mildred, disappears... and no one except him seems worried. Zombie has to juggle practising his act, looking after his dad and little brother AND leading the investigation to find his mum. Can he hold it all together, find his mum and pull off the craziest act in the circus?
Aliens Love Underpants!
Author: Claire Freedman
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 085707394X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 31
Book Description
"Aliens love underpants, in every shape and size, But there are no underpants in space, so here's a big surprise...." This zany, hilarious tale is delightfully brought to life by Ben Cort's vibrant illustrations. With a madcap, rhyming text by award-winning Claire Freedman, this is sure to enchant and amuse the whole family! Perfect for joining in, this story is fantastically fresh and funny - you'll laugh your pants off!
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 085707394X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 31
Book Description
"Aliens love underpants, in every shape and size, But there are no underpants in space, so here's a big surprise...." This zany, hilarious tale is delightfully brought to life by Ben Cort's vibrant illustrations. With a madcap, rhyming text by award-winning Claire Freedman, this is sure to enchant and amuse the whole family! Perfect for joining in, this story is fantastically fresh and funny - you'll laugh your pants off!
Meet the Aliensons
Author: Knife
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781741690637
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
The Aliensons are just your average, everyday family . . . Yes, they come from Valvax-7, a planet far, far away. Yes, they have a one-eyed pet, Zog. Yes, Arlene Alienson starred on Galaxy Idol. And yes, their robot housekeeper-the Butloid 8000-is completely out of control! But that's nothing out of the ordinary, right? Will Arlene win a date with the gorgeous Naughty Boyz lead singer, Chad Cheesly? Or will the Aliensons' rampaging Butloid 8000 ruin her chances, and destroy the whole town?!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781741690637
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
The Aliensons are just your average, everyday family . . . Yes, they come from Valvax-7, a planet far, far away. Yes, they have a one-eyed pet, Zog. Yes, Arlene Alienson starred on Galaxy Idol. And yes, their robot housekeeper-the Butloid 8000-is completely out of control! But that's nothing out of the ordinary, right? Will Arlene win a date with the gorgeous Naughty Boyz lead singer, Chad Cheesly? Or will the Aliensons' rampaging Butloid 8000 ruin her chances, and destroy the whole town?!
Back to Scare School
Author: Zack Zombie
Publisher: Koala Books
ISBN: 9781743818343
Category : Diaries
Languages : en
Pages : 160
Book Description
Zombie finally made it through 7th grade...And he even made it through one really crazy summer! But will Zombie be able to survive through the first weeks of being an 8th grader in Mob Scare School?
Publisher: Koala Books
ISBN: 9781743818343
Category : Diaries
Languages : en
Pages : 160
Book Description
Zombie finally made it through 7th grade...And he even made it through one really crazy summer! But will Zombie be able to survive through the first weeks of being an 8th grader in Mob Scare School?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Author: Jeff Kinney
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780670074921
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 217
Book Description
Being a kid can really stink. And no one knows this better than Greg Heffley, who finds himself thrust into high school where undersized weaklings share the hallways with kids who are taller, meaner, and already shaving. Luckily Greg has his best friend and sidekick, Rowley. But when Rowley's popularity starts to rise, it kicks off a chain of events that will test their friendship in hilarious fashion. '[This] 'novel in cartoons' should keep readers in stitches, eagerly anticipating Gregs further adventures.' Publishers Weekly
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780670074921
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 217
Book Description
Being a kid can really stink. And no one knows this better than Greg Heffley, who finds himself thrust into high school where undersized weaklings share the hallways with kids who are taller, meaner, and already shaving. Luckily Greg has his best friend and sidekick, Rowley. But when Rowley's popularity starts to rise, it kicks off a chain of events that will test their friendship in hilarious fashion. '[This] 'novel in cartoons' should keep readers in stitches, eagerly anticipating Gregs further adventures.' Publishers Weekly
Trouble in zombie-town
Author: Mark Cheverton
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781484456798
Category : Adventure stories
Languages : en
Pages : 257
Book Description
An unofficial Minecrafter's adventure. With his sister stuck in Minecraft, Gameknight999 will have to face a new enemy to save her!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781484456798
Category : Adventure stories
Languages : en
Pages : 257
Book Description
An unofficial Minecrafter's adventure. With his sister stuck in Minecraft, Gameknight999 will have to face a new enemy to save her!
Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 19
Author: Zack Zombie
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781960507976
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Zombie is Back! Zombie is back on dry land after his underwater adventure and is now developing the coolest video game EVER! But some monstrous ALIENS have invaded the Overworld and Zombie's video game may be the only that can stop them from taking over all of Minecraft! Will Zombie Steve and their new (friendly Alien) friends be able to stop the galactic onslaught? Or is it GAME OVER for Minecraft? JUMP IN and FIND OUT!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781960507976
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Zombie is Back! Zombie is back on dry land after his underwater adventure and is now developing the coolest video game EVER! But some monstrous ALIENS have invaded the Overworld and Zombie's video game may be the only that can stop them from taking over all of Minecraft! Will Zombie Steve and their new (friendly Alien) friends be able to stop the galactic onslaught? Or is it GAME OVER for Minecraft? JUMP IN and FIND OUT!
Alien - Invasion
Author: Tim Lebbon
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1783296097
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
For centuries Weyland-Yutani has tried to weaponize the aliens. Now someone has beaten them to it, sweeping through Yautja space and turning predator into prey. Faced with the overwhelming forces of the Rage, Earth envoys forge an unprecedented alliance with the Predators. Yet even the combined might of two races may not be enough to stop the carnage, as an unstoppable swarm of Xenomorphs topples planet after planet, penetrating ever deeper into the Human Sphere.
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1783296097
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
For centuries Weyland-Yutani has tried to weaponize the aliens. Now someone has beaten them to it, sweeping through Yautja space and turning predator into prey. Faced with the overwhelming forces of the Rage, Earth envoys forge an unprecedented alliance with the Predators. Yet even the combined might of two races may not be enough to stop the carnage, as an unstoppable swarm of Xenomorphs topples planet after planet, penetrating ever deeper into the Human Sphere.
Andie the Alien Saves Earth
Author: Kate Cullen
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
Everybody wants to be a superhero, because superheroes save the world. Kids can become superheroes too, by helping to save Earth. This hilarious fictional book with factual information will show children how they can start to help save their planet. Kids will learn about environmental concerns like recycling, global warming, greenhouse gases, and water and energy saving, and they won't even know because they'll be laughing so much in this fun-filled, illustrated story for middle-grade children. All the knowledge they need is given in a light-hearted fictional way so they can help themselves create a better future for the world they live in. What happens when a 10-year-old alien with a secret super power arrives on Earth ready to help save the world from environmental disaster? A lot more disaster than what he bargained for, that's what! But that doesn't stop Andie the adventurous alien from meeting the earthling of his dreams, and teaching his new buddy, Rino, to help make the world a better place to live in. Andie the Alien leaves the comfort of planet Avateous to go on important missions to Earth to teach the children about their world and its environment, what climate change is, and how greenhouse gases affect the way they live. It looks at the 3 R's of recycling; 'Reduce', 'Reuse' and 'Recycle' all through the fictional and funny adventures of Andy and his mission to save Earth. In this latest adventure, Andie decides he wants to be a power ranger and shows Rino how to save electricity by explaining what it is, and where it comes from, how it contributes to Global Warming, and how Earth is in danger of running out of it! When Rino realizes this could mean no more electricity for video games, he becomes serious about saving the Earth's supply of electrical energy. Andie teaches him that there are many other alternative sources that will never run out, and are better for the atmosphere, and some are unbelievably out of this world GROSS! But they might just be the answer to Earth's everlasting electricity supply. POOOOOOOWEEEEEE! But this time, Andie's journey is cut short as danger for the young aliens of Avateous, looms perilously close . Will Andie get back to Avateous in time, or will he be sent to the authorities for scientific investigation, never to return to Avateous or Rino's home again. And more importantly, will he ever get to let his crush see him in person? This book comes complete with electrical fun facts to enrich kid's learning as well as funny jokes to finish at the end. Book 1 and book 2 look at Andie's exploits as he teaches Ryan about waste and water use. If you would like to read more about Rino (Ryan) and his PlayStation gang for some extremely funny entertainment, go to the Game on Boys series. Book one and four are always FREE as eBooks. They are very funny, illustrated books.
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
Everybody wants to be a superhero, because superheroes save the world. Kids can become superheroes too, by helping to save Earth. This hilarious fictional book with factual information will show children how they can start to help save their planet. Kids will learn about environmental concerns like recycling, global warming, greenhouse gases, and water and energy saving, and they won't even know because they'll be laughing so much in this fun-filled, illustrated story for middle-grade children. All the knowledge they need is given in a light-hearted fictional way so they can help themselves create a better future for the world they live in. What happens when a 10-year-old alien with a secret super power arrives on Earth ready to help save the world from environmental disaster? A lot more disaster than what he bargained for, that's what! But that doesn't stop Andie the adventurous alien from meeting the earthling of his dreams, and teaching his new buddy, Rino, to help make the world a better place to live in. Andie the Alien leaves the comfort of planet Avateous to go on important missions to Earth to teach the children about their world and its environment, what climate change is, and how greenhouse gases affect the way they live. It looks at the 3 R's of recycling; 'Reduce', 'Reuse' and 'Recycle' all through the fictional and funny adventures of Andy and his mission to save Earth. In this latest adventure, Andie decides he wants to be a power ranger and shows Rino how to save electricity by explaining what it is, and where it comes from, how it contributes to Global Warming, and how Earth is in danger of running out of it! When Rino realizes this could mean no more electricity for video games, he becomes serious about saving the Earth's supply of electrical energy. Andie teaches him that there are many other alternative sources that will never run out, and are better for the atmosphere, and some are unbelievably out of this world GROSS! But they might just be the answer to Earth's everlasting electricity supply. POOOOOOOWEEEEEE! But this time, Andie's journey is cut short as danger for the young aliens of Avateous, looms perilously close . Will Andie get back to Avateous in time, or will he be sent to the authorities for scientific investigation, never to return to Avateous or Rino's home again. And more importantly, will he ever get to let his crush see him in person? This book comes complete with electrical fun facts to enrich kid's learning as well as funny jokes to finish at the end. Book 1 and book 2 look at Andie's exploits as he teaches Ryan about waste and water use. If you would like to read more about Rino (Ryan) and his PlayStation gang for some extremely funny entertainment, go to the Game on Boys series. Book one and four are always FREE as eBooks. They are very funny, illustrated books.