Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545649455
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 153

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Book Description
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545649455
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 153

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Book Description
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

Let's Pretend this Never Happened

Let's Pretend this Never Happened PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781536422993
Category : Diaries
Languages : en
Pages : 95

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Book Description
Middle school student, Jamie Kelly, writes all the strange and sometimes not so wonderful things that happens to her or she sees during school in her diary and promises that everything she writes is as true as she wants it to be.

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9)

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545308461
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 152

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Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.

Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5)

Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545295564
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 137

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545932939
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 228

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Book Description
Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

Our Dumb Diary

Our Dumb Diary PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
ISBN: 9780439879811
Category : Diaries
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
A diary to share between friends.

Me!

Me! PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545116163
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 161

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Book Description
Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new diary involving Angeline, her "flawless" friend.

Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3)

Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545649447
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 169

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Book Description
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

My Pants Are Haunted !

My Pants Are Haunted ! PDF Author: Jamie Kelly
Publisher: Paw Prints
ISBN: 9781439520482
Category : Diaries
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.

School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1)

School. Hasn't This Gone on Long Enough? (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #1) PDF Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545456177
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 162

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Book Description
Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series! Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, with a brand-new spin on a favorite series!Dear Dumb Diary is a hilarious hit! Now after 12 books (each covering a month of her life), Jamie Kelly's upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. It's Dear Dumb Diary: Year Two! The diary entries are still laugh-out-loud funny -- but this is a whole new beginning. Everything is another year dumber!As Jamie grapples with school, grades, and middle school's Big Questions, don't miss even more of her words of wisdom like, "If someone is really, really intelligent, it would be polite if they would ugly it up a bit before they left the house."(Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)