Author: Annette M. Lyster
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Christian life
Languages : en
Pages : 90
Book Description
Daddy's A SIMP
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
When your mommy died. Your dad had it rough. He got himself right. Even though it was tough. So he set himself up with a dating profile. He shaved off his stubble. And polished his smile. It's been a long time since your dad went on dates. And he came home happy. Everything turned out great. But things seem strange with your dads new lady. He's taking her on lots of big shopping trips lately. She's not even affectionate with your dear old dad. Always too tired for sex and that's bad. And then something happened that seems kinda strange. He bought her a house. Just a few blocks away. His girlfriend won't touch him. She calls him a wimp. I'm sorry to tell you your daddy's a simp.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
When your mommy died. Your dad had it rough. He got himself right. Even though it was tough. So he set himself up with a dating profile. He shaved off his stubble. And polished his smile. It's been a long time since your dad went on dates. And he came home happy. Everything turned out great. But things seem strange with your dads new lady. He's taking her on lots of big shopping trips lately. She's not even affectionate with your dear old dad. Always too tired for sex and that's bad. And then something happened that seems kinda strange. He bought her a house. Just a few blocks away. His girlfriend won't touch him. She calls him a wimp. I'm sorry to tell you your daddy's a simp.
Why Grandpa Lives In The Garage
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
SATIRE and COMEDY!!! How would you feel if your boomer grandparent decided to move into your garage? That is the question that this book won't answer. There are many concerns that go into making this decision, concerns that won't be answered by reading Why Grandpa Lives in the Garage. This book deals with the topic of social isolation, the problem of caring for aging parents, in a fun and humourous way.
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
SATIRE and COMEDY!!! How would you feel if your boomer grandparent decided to move into your garage? That is the question that this book won't answer. There are many concerns that go into making this decision, concerns that won't be answered by reading Why Grandpa Lives in the Garage. This book deals with the topic of social isolation, the problem of caring for aging parents, in a fun and humourous way.
The Cat That Shat
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.
Dead Babies
Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 26
Book Description
Sandy was killed in a tragic fire. Beth was poisoned with a pacifier. Tracey got into mom's psychedelic drugs. Gunther died of sepsis. Thanks to bed bugs. Jackson was left to die in an alley. A tornado is what killed baby Sally. Sean was killed in a massive car crash. Tony died of measles. They thought it was a rash. Sonia fell asleep on the tracks. A nuclear explosion is what killed Max. Jenny took too many of dads sleeping pills. Sammy was sold for his organs. To cover dad's bills Fiona was left to die in an abandoned house falling into the pool. That's what killed Klause.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 26
Book Description
Sandy was killed in a tragic fire. Beth was poisoned with a pacifier. Tracey got into mom's psychedelic drugs. Gunther died of sepsis. Thanks to bed bugs. Jackson was left to die in an alley. A tornado is what killed baby Sally. Sean was killed in a massive car crash. Tony died of measles. They thought it was a rash. Sonia fell asleep on the tracks. A nuclear explosion is what killed Max. Jenny took too many of dads sleeping pills. Sammy was sold for his organs. To cover dad's bills Fiona was left to die in an abandoned house falling into the pool. That's what killed Klause.
By a Thread
Author: Lucy Score
Publisher: Hodder Paperbacks
ISBN: 9781399726887
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
From Sunday Times and #1 New York Times bestselling author of Things We Never Got Over Dominic: I got her fired. Okay, so I'd had a bad day, but there's nothing innocent about Ally Morales. Maybe her colourful, annoying, inexplicably alluring personality brightens up the magazine's offices that have felt like a prison for the past year. Maybe I like that she argues with me in front of the editorial staff. And maybe my after-hours fantasies are haunted by her brown eyes and sharp tongue. She's working herself to death at half a dozen dead-end jobs for some secret reason. And I'm going to fix it all. Don't accuse me of caring. She's nothing more than a puzzle to be solved. If I can get her to quit, I can finally peel away all those layers. Then I can go back to salvaging the family name and forget all about the dancing, beer-slinging brunette. Ally: Ha. Hold my beer, Grumpy Grump Face.
Publisher: Hodder Paperbacks
ISBN: 9781399726887
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
From Sunday Times and #1 New York Times bestselling author of Things We Never Got Over Dominic: I got her fired. Okay, so I'd had a bad day, but there's nothing innocent about Ally Morales. Maybe her colourful, annoying, inexplicably alluring personality brightens up the magazine's offices that have felt like a prison for the past year. Maybe I like that she argues with me in front of the editorial staff. And maybe my after-hours fantasies are haunted by her brown eyes and sharp tongue. She's working herself to death at half a dozen dead-end jobs for some secret reason. And I'm going to fix it all. Don't accuse me of caring. She's nothing more than a puzzle to be solved. If I can get her to quit, I can finally peel away all those layers. Then I can go back to salvaging the family name and forget all about the dancing, beer-slinging brunette. Ally: Ha. Hold my beer, Grumpy Grump Face.
Daddy's Right Hand
Author: Annette M. Lyster
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Christian life
Languages : en
Pages : 90
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Christian life
Languages : en
Pages : 90
Book Description
My Journey on the Mississippi Road
Author: J. L. McCullough
Publisher: Vantage Press, Inc
ISBN: 9780533151011
Category : Political Science
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
"J. L. McCullough's evocative and often lovely memoir recounts one man's coming of age in the 'old' Mississippi: an often deceptively bucolic and picturesque region that sadly disguised the inherent prejudices in that part of the country."--Cover.
Publisher: Vantage Press, Inc
ISBN: 9780533151011
Category : Political Science
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
"J. L. McCullough's evocative and often lovely memoir recounts one man's coming of age in the 'old' Mississippi: an often deceptively bucolic and picturesque region that sadly disguised the inherent prejudices in that part of the country."--Cover.
The Wise Words Of A PIMP: Secret Pimp Game Principles From The Mind & Mouth Of A Real Pimp
Author: The Professor Of Pimpology
Publisher: The Door 2 Success Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Social Science
Languages : en
Pages : 374
Book Description
“You’re Either Pimping, Tricking Or Hoeing In This Game Of Life Period!” “The Game Is To Be Sold and Not Told” so if you really want and desire to have your way with women, then you gotta pay a price to be in this game. You gotta pay to play and that’s the only way. You gotta pay an entry fee to become a P.I.M.P. Because real game from a real pimp won't come for free. It’s a sacred science kept secret to be given only to the worthy men and women who take this game seriously. Getting a hold of this game in the past could’ve only been attained if you actually knew a pimp personally who saw potential pimping in you or else you only got bits and pieces, never the full script. In this information you get the privilege of learning from a highly successful "finesse pimp" who put in work all over the world. A man who must remain nameless because he's now a Fortune 500 CEO who's taught the game of pimping to 100’s of men and women around the world. The first lesson is that you can’t be out here thinking with your smaller head like most men who think that the goal is only to get her in the bed. We call that man a trick in this game because he thought the real prize was between her legs. He thought the goal was to only get her in bed and not to get in her head. This man is called a trick because her feminine allure tricked him into pedestalizing whats between her legs so he spends his hard earned bread. He fell victim to a woman’s game of sexual manipulation and seduction. The game teaches a woman how to use her body to gain control of a man’s mind so she can control the balance of power. This game isn’t about your looks, your muscles or your money like most men think. This game is about your mind and how you use your words. Thats why its called game! After you hear my wisdom I promise you that you’ll never be the same. In fact I know this because I’ve seen it so many times change a boy into a man and a girl into a woman. I’ll teach you how to level up your manhood, control the balance of power in your relationships and understand the female psyche so you’ll stop falling for a woman’s sex game. This is the only game that she knows how to play and she’s learned to play it well. But with this game you’ll learn how to use it to your advantage instead of being tricked into giving her the power over your mind. Now buckle your seat belts because i’m about to crash your reality on women, wisdom and winning as a man that’ll fill your brain with “The Game”. Heres just a small taste of the over 80 chapters of Pimp Game this book contains: -How The Pimp Game Is Everywhere, Even At Your Job -Why A Woman Can Never Be Your Whole World And Your Everything -How To Communicate With A Woman So She Hears You -How To Know When a Woman Is Choosing You (Choosing Signals) -How To Understand The Mind Of A Woman (Female Psychology) -The 2 Types Of Women And Which One To Choose (Turnouts & Burnouts) -Why A Woman’s Loyalty Only Exists In Fairytales (She’s Not Yours) -Why She Wants A Pimp In Her Life (The Man With A Plan) -How A Woman Pimps Your Emotions Into Submission (Female Manipulation) -Why Learning Her Desires Is So Important (Desires Are Devils) -Why You Let A Woman Choose You -How To Deal With A Woman If She Disrespects You (The Power Play) -How To Make a Woman Want To Submit To You (The Dopamine Reward System) -Why You have To Play The Game Of “Hide The Dick” With Her (Male Manipulation) Disclaimer: This book is not about using people or manipulating others for manipulative purposes, even if there are techniques listed to do so. This information is for educational and entertainment purposes only! The author is not responsible for anyones influence to start Pimping after learning this information.
Publisher: The Door 2 Success Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Social Science
Languages : en
Pages : 374
Book Description
“You’re Either Pimping, Tricking Or Hoeing In This Game Of Life Period!” “The Game Is To Be Sold and Not Told” so if you really want and desire to have your way with women, then you gotta pay a price to be in this game. You gotta pay to play and that’s the only way. You gotta pay an entry fee to become a P.I.M.P. Because real game from a real pimp won't come for free. It’s a sacred science kept secret to be given only to the worthy men and women who take this game seriously. Getting a hold of this game in the past could’ve only been attained if you actually knew a pimp personally who saw potential pimping in you or else you only got bits and pieces, never the full script. In this information you get the privilege of learning from a highly successful "finesse pimp" who put in work all over the world. A man who must remain nameless because he's now a Fortune 500 CEO who's taught the game of pimping to 100’s of men and women around the world. The first lesson is that you can’t be out here thinking with your smaller head like most men who think that the goal is only to get her in the bed. We call that man a trick in this game because he thought the real prize was between her legs. He thought the goal was to only get her in bed and not to get in her head. This man is called a trick because her feminine allure tricked him into pedestalizing whats between her legs so he spends his hard earned bread. He fell victim to a woman’s game of sexual manipulation and seduction. The game teaches a woman how to use her body to gain control of a man’s mind so she can control the balance of power. This game isn’t about your looks, your muscles or your money like most men think. This game is about your mind and how you use your words. Thats why its called game! After you hear my wisdom I promise you that you’ll never be the same. In fact I know this because I’ve seen it so many times change a boy into a man and a girl into a woman. I’ll teach you how to level up your manhood, control the balance of power in your relationships and understand the female psyche so you’ll stop falling for a woman’s sex game. This is the only game that she knows how to play and she’s learned to play it well. But with this game you’ll learn how to use it to your advantage instead of being tricked into giving her the power over your mind. Now buckle your seat belts because i’m about to crash your reality on women, wisdom and winning as a man that’ll fill your brain with “The Game”. Heres just a small taste of the over 80 chapters of Pimp Game this book contains: -How The Pimp Game Is Everywhere, Even At Your Job -Why A Woman Can Never Be Your Whole World And Your Everything -How To Communicate With A Woman So She Hears You -How To Know When a Woman Is Choosing You (Choosing Signals) -How To Understand The Mind Of A Woman (Female Psychology) -The 2 Types Of Women And Which One To Choose (Turnouts & Burnouts) -Why A Woman’s Loyalty Only Exists In Fairytales (She’s Not Yours) -Why She Wants A Pimp In Her Life (The Man With A Plan) -How A Woman Pimps Your Emotions Into Submission (Female Manipulation) -Why Learning Her Desires Is So Important (Desires Are Devils) -Why You Let A Woman Choose You -How To Deal With A Woman If She Disrespects You (The Power Play) -How To Make a Woman Want To Submit To You (The Dopamine Reward System) -Why You have To Play The Game Of “Hide The Dick” With Her (Male Manipulation) Disclaimer: This book is not about using people or manipulating others for manipulative purposes, even if there are techniques listed to do so. This information is for educational and entertainment purposes only! The author is not responsible for anyones influence to start Pimping after learning this information.
The Last Hurrah
Author: Edwin O'Connor
Publisher: University of Chicago Press
ISBN: 022632141X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 448
Book Description
The Last Hurrah tells the story of Skeffington's final campaign as witnessed through the eyes of his nephew, who learns a great deal about politics as he follows his uncle to fundraisers, wakes, and into smoke-filled rooms, ultimately coming--almost against his will--to admire the man.
Publisher: University of Chicago Press
ISBN: 022632141X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 448
Book Description
The Last Hurrah tells the story of Skeffington's final campaign as witnessed through the eyes of his nephew, who learns a great deal about politics as he follows his uncle to fundraisers, wakes, and into smoke-filled rooms, ultimately coming--almost against his will--to admire the man.
Live What You Preach
Author: E. Lowell Morgan
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 191
Book Description
About the Book From hunting for herbs to hunting for food, fishing, raising farm animals, canning goods, building furniture, and everything in between, discover a lifestyle that is completely counter to what many experience today. Live What You Preach is a collection of essays detailing how E. Lowell Morgan and his family not only survived, but thrived, in their chosen lifestyle, triumphing over difficult times as they endeavored to live an organic, simple life, while raising a large family in a rural setting in Tennessee. About the Author Many years ago, disappointment in agricultural academia drove E. Lowell Mogan to seek a different way of life, so he and his family decided to try life “off the grid,” where he and his wife homeschooled their children and there wasn’t much community involvement. His special interests included teaching his children and history, which he tried to pass on to family. He believes all children are blessings. Prior to life off the grid, Morgan was a research coordinator at Auburn University and worked in animal research. He studied hormones in meat and milk and the side effects of it, which is largely what prompted his and his family’s lifestyle change.
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 191
Book Description
About the Book From hunting for herbs to hunting for food, fishing, raising farm animals, canning goods, building furniture, and everything in between, discover a lifestyle that is completely counter to what many experience today. Live What You Preach is a collection of essays detailing how E. Lowell Morgan and his family not only survived, but thrived, in their chosen lifestyle, triumphing over difficult times as they endeavored to live an organic, simple life, while raising a large family in a rural setting in Tennessee. About the Author Many years ago, disappointment in agricultural academia drove E. Lowell Mogan to seek a different way of life, so he and his family decided to try life “off the grid,” where he and his wife homeschooled their children and there wasn’t much community involvement. His special interests included teaching his children and history, which he tried to pass on to family. He believes all children are blessings. Prior to life off the grid, Morgan was a research coordinator at Auburn University and worked in animal research. He studied hormones in meat and milk and the side effects of it, which is largely what prompted his and his family’s lifestyle change.