Author: Eleanor Farjeon
Publisher: Lincoln Children's Books
ISBN: 9781845079369
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair ... Eleanor Farjeon's poem and Anne Mortimer's exquisite illustrations make a perfect gift for cat lovers, young and old.
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Category : Readers (Elementary)
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Resource added for the Early Childhood Education program 103071.
Author: Victoria Allenby
Publisher: Pajama Press Inc.
ISBN: 1927485525
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33
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Nat has a talent for sleeping all day long. Name any place in the house and Nat can sleep in, on, under, or sprawled over it. In fact, Nat is so devoted to slumber that the imaginative antics of a crazy kitten don't seem to bother him one bit, until...When the nighttime quiet falls, when strange shadows fill the halls...Now Nat is all fired up and ready to go! Will the kitten be able to keep up, or is it time for her to find the perfect place to settle down for a wee nap? Victoria Allenby's rhythmic verse perfectly accompanies Tara Anderson's irresistible art. Cat lovers young and old will delight in this not-quite-ready-for-bedtime treat.
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ISBN: 9788954318907
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Languages : en
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Author: Dena Harris
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
ISBN: 1580083560
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 146
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"This self-help guide will empower cats to make the 20 minutes they're awake each day the best 20 minutes of their lives"--Provided by publisher.
Author: Anna Pulley
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 1250072646
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 161
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Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action. From lesbian pick-up lines: Pronounce Annie Proulx's name correctly—watch lady's cargo pants fall off. To icebreaker haiku for first dates: It has been MANY years, but I'm not done griping about The L Word. To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex: It's like straight sex but afterwards we ask ourselves, "We just had sex, right?" Lesbian sex is like water polo—no one really knows the rules. This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.
Author: Harriet Ziefert
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9781402725081
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
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Jake, a very sleepy cat, makes up excuses to fight sleep.
Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Akashic Books
ISBN: 1453271023
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 18
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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
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Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 88
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A collection of thirty-six poems about all kinds of cats, from old grumbling cats to proud cats who sit tall, by poets including Eve Merriam, Jane Yolen, John Ciardi, and T. S. Eliot.
Author: Donna E. Alvermann (et al.})
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ISBN: 9780669114737
Category : Readers
Languages : en
Pages : 262
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