Bloopers, Botches & Blunders

Bloopers, Botches & Blunders PDF Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher: Troll Communications
ISBN: 9780816745210
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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Bloopers, Botches & Blunders

Bloopers, Botches & Blunders PDF Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher: Troll Communications
ISBN: 9780816745210
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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World's Dumbest Crooks

World's Dumbest Crooks PDF Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780439643573
Category : Crime
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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You won't believe some of the bird-brained things people have done. This book is packed with stories that are ridiculous, outrageous--and true!

Bloopers, Blunders, and Colossal Mistakes

Bloopers, Blunders, and Colossal Mistakes PDF Author: Randy Geren
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN:
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 21

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Imperfection can sometimes make a child feel inadequate and begin a lifetime of self-esteem issues. Parents and authority figures in our early years sometimes forget to say, "It is okay, I love you anyway," and that is the motivation for Bloopers, Blunders, and Colossal Mistakes. The book features a Solenodon, which is one of the clumsiest and awkward animals in nature, sometimes tripping over their own feet. In the book, he makes every mistake possible, but for the most part is oblivious to his blunders. He gives off the "how did this happen?" vibe, but continues to press forward enjoying his adventures.

Anguished English

Anguished English PDF Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 9780941711814
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 198

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A collection of humorous language bloopers including misspelled words, bungled translations, mangled modifiers, and much more.

More Anguished English

More Anguished English PDF Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Dell
ISBN: 0440215773
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 209

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All the joy of the best-selling Anguished English is back! 2,000 all-new side-splitting flubs, fluffs, and hilariously funny accidental assaults on our language.

Fractured English

Fractured English PDF Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0671000365
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 212

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Presents a collection of humorous language errors from newspaper headlines, politician's remarks, court transcripts, insurance forms, signs, and classified ads.

Get Thee to a Punnery

Get Thee to a Punnery PDF Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 1423612035
Category : Literary Criticism
Languages : en
Pages : 198

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Get Thee to a Punnery proves that the pun is mightier than the sword . . . and here are sidesplitting puns of every color, stripe and persuasion to suit every whim. Even if you don't know that your humerus is your funny bone, this is the book for you. The Time of the Signs: On a diaper service truck: Rock a dry baby. On a plumber's service truck: A flush is better than a full house. Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a communist plot! -Edgar Bergen Quiche me-I'm French! Hangover-the wrath of grapes Work is the ruin of the drinking classes. -Oscar Wilde

The Revenge of Anguished English

The Revenge of Anguished English PDF Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 0312334931
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 193

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An anguished language expert provides the latest collection of unfortunate typos, tragically misplaced modifiers, and other hilarious language snafus.

The Bride of Anguished English

The Bride of Anguished English PDF Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9780312300388
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 200

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Fans of Lederer's beloved Anguished English series will cherish this newest installment of the gifts and gaffes of oddball language. Chock-full of intelligence, humor, and down-to-earth advice, "The Bride of Anguished English" will delight readers again and again. Illustrations.

Crazy English

Crazy English PDF Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 143913894X
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 228

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In what other language, asks Lederer, do people drive on a parkway and park in a driveway, and your nose can run and your feet can smell? In CRAZY ENGLISH, Lederer frolics through the logic-boggling byways of our language, discovering the names for phobias you didn't know you could have, the longest words in our dictionaries, and the shortest sentence containing every letter in the alphabet. You'll take a bird's-eye view of our beastly language, feast on a banquet of mushrooming food metaphors, and meet the self-reflecting Doctor Rotcod, destined to speak only in palindromes.