Author: Jim Davis
Publisher: Random House Worlds
ISBN: 034538640X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 145
Book Description
Fresh from the funny papers, here is Garfield, all-around jokester. In this hilarious book, you'll find jokes of all shapes, species, and sizes. There are jokes about food and eating, other pets, Garfield and his pals, and knock-knocks, of course. So get ready to laugh out loud at humor told the Garfield way.
Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book
Author: Jim Davis
Publisher: Random House Worlds
ISBN: 034538640X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 145
Book Description
Fresh from the funny papers, here is Garfield, all-around jokester. In this hilarious book, you'll find jokes of all shapes, species, and sizes. There are jokes about food and eating, other pets, Garfield and his pals, and knock-knocks, of course. So get ready to laugh out loud at humor told the Garfield way.
Publisher: Random House Worlds
ISBN: 034538640X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 145
Book Description
Fresh from the funny papers, here is Garfield, all-around jokester. In this hilarious book, you'll find jokes of all shapes, species, and sizes. There are jokes about food and eating, other pets, Garfield and his pals, and knock-knocks, of course. So get ready to laugh out loud at humor told the Garfield way.
Big Hairy Deal: A Creep Squad Novel
Author: Steve Vernon
Publisher: Steve Vernon
ISBN:
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 239
Book Description
So what happens when Bigfoot, the Trickster Coyote, the ghost of Sam Steele and the long-lost spirit of The Prophet, brother to the mighty Tecumseh and reincarnated in the form of a giant pink flying Winnebago go toe-to-toe with dark supernatural forces in a cross-Canada battle ranging from Cape Breton to Labrador to Thunder Bay? I'm not saying that it is going to be pretty...
Publisher: Steve Vernon
ISBN:
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 239
Book Description
So what happens when Bigfoot, the Trickster Coyote, the ghost of Sam Steele and the long-lost spirit of The Prophet, brother to the mighty Tecumseh and reincarnated in the form of a giant pink flying Winnebago go toe-to-toe with dark supernatural forces in a cross-Canada battle ranging from Cape Breton to Labrador to Thunder Bay? I'm not saying that it is going to be pretty...
Garfield's Big Fat Hairy Adventure
Author: Scott Nickel
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1608869016
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Garfield, the lasagna-loving cat, Odie the dog, and their owner Jon have a series of adventures, where they enter a talent competition, encounter a child genius, and horrifically eat a vegetarian lasagna.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1608869016
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Garfield, the lasagna-loving cat, Odie the dog, and their owner Jon have a series of adventures, where they enter a talent competition, encounter a child genius, and horrifically eat a vegetarian lasagna.
Garfield's Son of Big Fat Hairy Jokes
Author: Jim Davis
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780345389534
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
He's a jokester, a funster, a prankster, and a punster. He's the hilarious Garfield, back to share some of the best and funniest jokes and riddles you've ever heard or wanted to tell.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780345389534
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
He's a jokester, a funster, a prankster, and a punster. He's the hilarious Garfield, back to share some of the best and funniest jokes and riddles you've ever heard or wanted to tell.
Big Fat Hen and the Hairy Goat
Author: Vivian French
Publisher: Gullane Children's Books
ISBN: 9781862330009
Category : Chickens
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
What a HELPFUL hen the Big Fat Hen wants to be! So, when Hairy Goat says, "I want a juicy green cabbage for my breakfast!" she happily opens the gate to Farmer Tile's garden, where lots and lots of cabbages grow. But then Spotty Pig and Brown Cow come in, too--and they won't stop munching. Soon all the cabbages will be gone. Can Big Fat Hen stop them before it's too late?
Publisher: Gullane Children's Books
ISBN: 9781862330009
Category : Chickens
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
What a HELPFUL hen the Big Fat Hen wants to be! So, when Hairy Goat says, "I want a juicy green cabbage for my breakfast!" she happily opens the gate to Farmer Tile's garden, where lots and lots of cabbages grow. But then Spotty Pig and Brown Cow come in, too--and they won't stop munching. Soon all the cabbages will be gone. Can Big Fat Hen stop them before it's too late?
The King of Large
Author: June Colbert
Publisher: Lothian Children's Books
ISBN: 0734413645
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
THE KING OF LARGE is the personal diary of Robbie, an overweight kid. Robbie's problems with his weight become critical when his health deteriorates to the point where he has blackouts and is excluded from the school soccer team. Soccer is the only sport he enjoys and, with his self-esteem steadily diminishing and the ongoing bullying and name calling from his classmates increasing, Robbie is at an all-time low. On top of all of this, Robbie is experiencing troubles with his younger brother and his best friend is having family problems. June Colbert explores a number of issues that affect a person's health and well-being in this sensitive and very funny story. We share his thoughts and feelings as well as the family support networks that help him begin to deal with his problems.
Publisher: Lothian Children's Books
ISBN: 0734413645
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
THE KING OF LARGE is the personal diary of Robbie, an overweight kid. Robbie's problems with his weight become critical when his health deteriorates to the point where he has blackouts and is excluded from the school soccer team. Soccer is the only sport he enjoys and, with his self-esteem steadily diminishing and the ongoing bullying and name calling from his classmates increasing, Robbie is at an all-time low. On top of all of this, Robbie is experiencing troubles with his younger brother and his best friend is having family problems. June Colbert explores a number of issues that affect a person's health and well-being in this sensitive and very funny story. We share his thoughts and feelings as well as the family support networks that help him begin to deal with his problems.
More Than All Right
Author: Patricia A. Bird
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 145027143X
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 108
Book Description
Long before Steel Magnolias became a hit movie, Holly Ridge, North Carolina had produced its own vigorous southern flower, Lena Shepard Morris Bird. In this memoir of her mother, author Patricia A. Bird narrates how Lena inherited all the best of her traditional world while developing the gifts that allowed her to unconsciously model a newer one. Through nineteen vignettes, Lenas story shows how she applied her motto, If its worth doing, its worth doing right, in her home as mother of three and wife of fifty-four years, at her church, and in her workplace. Raised in this environment, Patricia Bird became one of the earliest women Episcopal priests in the United States. From childhood on, Rev. Bird shares the memorable recollections of her mothers ninety-three years that helped shape her growth. More than All Right portrays Lena as a woman of great energy, great humor, and unconditional love. It presents an evocative portrait of family life in the forties and fifties.
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 145027143X
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 108
Book Description
Long before Steel Magnolias became a hit movie, Holly Ridge, North Carolina had produced its own vigorous southern flower, Lena Shepard Morris Bird. In this memoir of her mother, author Patricia A. Bird narrates how Lena inherited all the best of her traditional world while developing the gifts that allowed her to unconsciously model a newer one. Through nineteen vignettes, Lenas story shows how she applied her motto, If its worth doing, its worth doing right, in her home as mother of three and wife of fifty-four years, at her church, and in her workplace. Raised in this environment, Patricia Bird became one of the earliest women Episcopal priests in the United States. From childhood on, Rev. Bird shares the memorable recollections of her mothers ninety-three years that helped shape her growth. More than All Right portrays Lena as a woman of great energy, great humor, and unconditional love. It presents an evocative portrait of family life in the forties and fifties.
Her Latest Supporting Role
Author: Cynthia Ashworth
Publisher: Cynthia Ashworth
ISBN: 1452422281
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 200
Book Description
"Sex and the City meets a post-millennial Mad Men. Irresistible fun."— Robert Rodi, author of Bitch Goddess, Dogged Pursuit and When You Were Me"A rollicking ride through the trials of life and love in NYC set against the madcap world of Madison Avenue. Fresh and fun, Ashworth's debut makes her one to watch."— Josh Kilmer-Purcell, New York Times bestselling author of I Am Not Myself These Days and The Bucolic Plague, and star of TV's The Fabulous Beekman BoysJill Barber is a failed former actress who spends her days working for a large Madison Avenue agency trying desperately to hang onto its largest client, and her nights finishing her MFA. Tellco Toys' account is about to walk out the door and Constable, the agency's mercurial President, is making everyone's life miserable: Jill's bosses, the Über-Producers Nick and Sandi; Petra and Robin (a hip and friendly creative team with a knack for giving Jill bad advice); and client service guy Graham, who has taken more than a professional interest in Jill. And against her better judgment, she soon finds herself in an ambiguous romantic relationship with her night school instructor, a formerly-hot young novelist named Jonathan Wunder, while trying to deflect the attentions of her straight-laced and smitten co-worker without hurting her budding career.HER LATEST SUPPORTING ROLE is a romantic comedy set in the funny and frantic world of New York advertising. The ad business is filled with little dramas and big personalities, and this story has both in abundance. Jill’s romantic missteps—as she maneuvers between her enigmatic instructor and her charming but hapless colleague—and the agency’s increasingly desperate attempts to save the big account (and everyone’s jobs) are parallel stories that drive toward a surprising climax.
Publisher: Cynthia Ashworth
ISBN: 1452422281
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 200
Book Description
"Sex and the City meets a post-millennial Mad Men. Irresistible fun."— Robert Rodi, author of Bitch Goddess, Dogged Pursuit and When You Were Me"A rollicking ride through the trials of life and love in NYC set against the madcap world of Madison Avenue. Fresh and fun, Ashworth's debut makes her one to watch."— Josh Kilmer-Purcell, New York Times bestselling author of I Am Not Myself These Days and The Bucolic Plague, and star of TV's The Fabulous Beekman BoysJill Barber is a failed former actress who spends her days working for a large Madison Avenue agency trying desperately to hang onto its largest client, and her nights finishing her MFA. Tellco Toys' account is about to walk out the door and Constable, the agency's mercurial President, is making everyone's life miserable: Jill's bosses, the Über-Producers Nick and Sandi; Petra and Robin (a hip and friendly creative team with a knack for giving Jill bad advice); and client service guy Graham, who has taken more than a professional interest in Jill. And against her better judgment, she soon finds herself in an ambiguous romantic relationship with her night school instructor, a formerly-hot young novelist named Jonathan Wunder, while trying to deflect the attentions of her straight-laced and smitten co-worker without hurting her budding career.HER LATEST SUPPORTING ROLE is a romantic comedy set in the funny and frantic world of New York advertising. The ad business is filled with little dramas and big personalities, and this story has both in abundance. Jill’s romantic missteps—as she maneuvers between her enigmatic instructor and her charming but hapless colleague—and the agency’s increasingly desperate attempts to save the big account (and everyone’s jobs) are parallel stories that drive toward a surprising climax.
Shortcuts to Success in Computing
Author: Dheeraj Mehrotra
Publisher: Firewall Media
ISBN: 9788170082484
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
Publisher: Firewall Media
ISBN: 9788170082484
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
Hartford Wicked
Author: Gloria H. Giroux
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1663240795
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 598
Book Description
1973. The Vietnam War ended. Richard Nixon began his second term as President of the United States. The Watergate Hearings splashed across TV screens for months foreshadowing the downfall of a tumultuous administration. OPEC, led by Saudi Arabia, imposed an oil embargo that led to a sharp increase in gasoline prices and to Congress changing the national speed limit to 55mph, AKA “double nickels.” The Supreme Court’s decision in Roe v. Wade changed the face of women’s rights in controlling their own bodies. And in Hartford, the capital city of Connecticut, a talented young cat burglar is enjoying her profession and making a good living. She has no idea of the upheavals in her life that are simmering on the horizon. The first is a favor for a high-level mobster. A simple theft, it turns into a night of terror that has far-reaching consequences. At the same time her personal life is upended by familial twists that come out of left field and cause her to re-examine her values, life directions, emotional expectations, and what defines family. As she tries to navigate the twists and turns her life has taken and the unexpected choices she has to make she finds herself being dogged by a tenacious police detective, a determined killer, and the mobster that set her on a perilous course. Fleeing from attempts on her life she changes her name and builds a new life elsewhere. But the past has a way of catching up with you, and her past is closing in fast and furious...
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1663240795
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 598
Book Description
1973. The Vietnam War ended. Richard Nixon began his second term as President of the United States. The Watergate Hearings splashed across TV screens for months foreshadowing the downfall of a tumultuous administration. OPEC, led by Saudi Arabia, imposed an oil embargo that led to a sharp increase in gasoline prices and to Congress changing the national speed limit to 55mph, AKA “double nickels.” The Supreme Court’s decision in Roe v. Wade changed the face of women’s rights in controlling their own bodies. And in Hartford, the capital city of Connecticut, a talented young cat burglar is enjoying her profession and making a good living. She has no idea of the upheavals in her life that are simmering on the horizon. The first is a favor for a high-level mobster. A simple theft, it turns into a night of terror that has far-reaching consequences. At the same time her personal life is upended by familial twists that come out of left field and cause her to re-examine her values, life directions, emotional expectations, and what defines family. As she tries to navigate the twists and turns her life has taken and the unexpected choices she has to make she finds herself being dogged by a tenacious police detective, a determined killer, and the mobster that set her on a perilous course. Fleeing from attempts on her life she changes her name and builds a new life elsewhere. But the past has a way of catching up with you, and her past is closing in fast and furious...