All My Friends Are Dead

All My Friends Are Dead PDF Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 145213538X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 96

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Book Description
If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

All My Friends Are Dead

All My Friends Are Dead PDF Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 145213538X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 96

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Book Description
If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

All My Friends Are Still Dead

All My Friends Are Still Dead PDF Author: Jory John
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452114048
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 108

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Book Description
From the authors of the breakout best seller All my friends are dead comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the humorous existential ruminations of people, animals, legendary monsters, and inanimate objects.

I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York

I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York PDF Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811874567
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 97

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Book Description
Monsen and Jory deliver an affectionate skewering of the cult of New York as the center of everything--from fashion to baseball to finance to soft pretzels.

K is for Knifeball

K is for Knifeball PDF Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452121265
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 81

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Book Description
An adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead. In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy’s wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it’s perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults. Plus, this is the fixed-format version, which looks nearly identical to the physical book. Praise for K is for Knifeball “Great fun for adults. The humorous illustrations, done in the style common in kids books, greatly add to the fun.” —Geek Alerts

My Friends Are Dying

My Friends Are Dying PDF Author: Ray Comfort
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780949925022
Category : Drug abuse
Languages : en
Pages : 93

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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead PDF Author: Tom Stoppard
Publisher: Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
ISBN: 155584894X
Category : Drama
Languages : en
Pages : 134

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Book Description
Acclaimed as a modern dramatic masterpiece, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead is the fabulously inventive tale of Hamlet as told from the worm’s-eve view of the bewildered Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, two minor characters in Shakespeare’s play. In Tom Stoppard’s best-known work, this Shakespearean Laurel and Hardy finally get a chance to take the lead role, but do so in a world where echoes of Waiting for Godot resound, where reality and illusion intermix, and where fate leads our two heroes to a tragic but inevitable end. Tom Stoppard was catapulted into the front ranks of modem playwrights overnight when Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead opened in London in 1967. Its subsequent run in New York brought it the same enthusiastic acclaim, and the play has since been performed numerous times in the major theatrical centers of the world. It has won top honors for play and playwright in a poll of London Theater critics, and in its printed form it was chosen one of the “Notable Books of 1967” by the American Library Association.

All Hail the Queen

All Hail the Queen PDF Author: Jennifer Orkin Lewis
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452166803
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 139

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Book Description
Discover twenty true stories of royal intrigue, power, and passion, brought to life through the gorgeous illustrations of Jennifer Orkin Lewis and the witty words of Shweta Jha. From Cleopatra to Empress Wu Zetian, Marie Antoinette to Queen Liliuokalani of Hawaii, these extraordinary female monarchs from all over the world have captured imaginations throughout the ages. With a deluxe foil-spangled two-piece case, this elegant and diverse celebration of women in charge makes the perfect Mother's Day or girlfriend go-to gift for the queen in our lives.

Everybody Dies

Everybody Dies PDF Author: Ken Tanaka
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062358707
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 46

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Book Description
Nobody likes to think about death, but the world would be awfully crowded without it. From YouTube sensation Ken Tanaka and actor David Ury, who was crushed by an ATM on AMC's Breaking Bad, comes Everybody Dies, a colorful story and delightful assemblage of games that makes it easy-even fun- to come to grips with mortality.

Mis Amigos

Mis Amigos PDF Author: Taro Gomi
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811848497
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 48

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Book Description
A bilingual version of the popular picture book and board book, My Friends/Mis Amigos is a charming and vibrantly illustrated story that reveals that knowledge often comes from the most unlikely places."The prevailing mood is one of continuous celebration." -Publishers WeeklyAges 3-7

Sea Grapes

Sea Grapes PDF Author: Derek Walcott
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN: 1466880449
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 93

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Book Description
Derek Walcott was aptly described by Laurence Liberman in The Yale Review as "one of the handful of brilliant historic mythologists of our day." Sea Grapes deepens with this major poet's search for true images of the post-Adamic "new world"--especially those of his native Caribbean culture. Walcott's rich and vital naming of the forms of island life is complemented by poems set in America and England, by inward-turning meditations, and by invocations of other poets--Osip Mandelstam, Walt Whitman, Frank O'Hara, James Wright, and Pablo Neruda. On the publication of Selected Poems in 1963, Robert Graves wrote, "Derek Walcott handles English with a closer understanding of its inner magic than most (if not any) of his English-born contemporaries." This collection of new poems in every way confirms Walcott's mastery. He is also the author of The Gulf, Dream on Monkey Mountain and Other Plays, and Another Life.