Author: Gary Metivier
Publisher: Gary Metivier
ISBN: 0981894607
Category : Boys
Languages : en
Pages : 93
Book Description
When Willie gets a bad grade on his essay about how life on farms is easy, his parents send him and his sister to visit their aunt and uncle's farm so he can figure out what farm life is really like and write a better essay.
A Hog Ate My Homework!
Author: Gary Metivier
Publisher: Gary Metivier
ISBN: 0981894607
Category : Boys
Languages : en
Pages : 93
Book Description
When Willie gets a bad grade on his essay about how life on farms is easy, his parents send him and his sister to visit their aunt and uncle's farm so he can figure out what farm life is really like and write a better essay.
Publisher: Gary Metivier
ISBN: 0981894607
Category : Boys
Languages : en
Pages : 93
Book Description
When Willie gets a bad grade on his essay about how life on farms is easy, his parents send him and his sister to visit their aunt and uncle's farm so he can figure out what farm life is really like and write a better essay.
Zombies Ate My Homework
Author: Cara J. Stevens
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510722335
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 195
Book Description
This story kicks off a new full-color series of unofficial graphic novels for Minecrafters! When quiet farm girl Pixel receives an acceptance letter from the prestigious academy for gifted students, Redstone Junior High, she is thrilled! And she works up the courage to leave her family and her beloved farm animals to become a Redstone student. The school prides itself on its safety record as much as its academics -- Mob-free for more than 100 years! boasts a sign on campus. Little does Pixel know that the school's long history of safety is about to take an unsettling turn. When zombies begin popping up on campus, the students begin to panic. Pixel, with the help of her new best friends, is the only one who can figure out why the zombies are invading -- but can she do it before the school becomes a battlefield? The adventure that unfolds will test Pixel's courage, reveal a unique and precious gift that she never knew she had, and change how she treats hostile mobs forever.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510722335
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 195
Book Description
This story kicks off a new full-color series of unofficial graphic novels for Minecrafters! When quiet farm girl Pixel receives an acceptance letter from the prestigious academy for gifted students, Redstone Junior High, she is thrilled! And she works up the courage to leave her family and her beloved farm animals to become a Redstone student. The school prides itself on its safety record as much as its academics -- Mob-free for more than 100 years! boasts a sign on campus. Little does Pixel know that the school's long history of safety is about to take an unsettling turn. When zombies begin popping up on campus, the students begin to panic. Pixel, with the help of her new best friends, is the only one who can figure out why the zombies are invading -- but can she do it before the school becomes a battlefield? The adventure that unfolds will test Pixel's courage, reveal a unique and precious gift that she never knew she had, and change how she treats hostile mobs forever.
My Dog Ate My Homework! (REVISION)
Author: Bruce Lansky
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 9781416989134
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lansky’s own poetry. This book helped make Lansky’s reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named “I” or “me” who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers – they think Lansky is writing about them. In this book, Lansky introduces us to: -a “too friendly” dog who should be using Scope -a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework -a kid who thinks his cat isn’t smart because it won’t come when called and won’t shake, beg or fetch -a young “Romeo” who “climbed up the door and opened the stairs” after his first kiss - a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath -kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired -two siblings would like their parents to know about each other Lansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking. This book also includes several, charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year’s resolutions you can use in a pinch. Because Lansky’s poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious – and don’t be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 9781416989134
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lansky’s own poetry. This book helped make Lansky’s reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named “I” or “me” who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers – they think Lansky is writing about them. In this book, Lansky introduces us to: -a “too friendly” dog who should be using Scope -a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework -a kid who thinks his cat isn’t smart because it won’t come when called and won’t shake, beg or fetch -a young “Romeo” who “climbed up the door and opened the stairs” after his first kiss - a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath -kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired -two siblings would like their parents to know about each other Lansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking. This book also includes several, charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year’s resolutions you can use in a pinch. Because Lansky’s poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious – and don’t be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.
From Shaw Island to the Zambezi
Author: Carole Davis
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1312826789
Category : Travel
Languages : en
Pages : 232
Book Description
This book travels the world and brings an optimistic spirit and a sense of humor to the author's adventures. Hopscotch the globe as bombs burst over the Middle East and desert sands blow over nomadic tents. Get a glimpse of Shaw Island life, take a peaceful stroll along English hedgerows and then blast down the Zambezi River in a raft. Experience what it's like to be a Red Cross volunteer in the aftermath of tragedy. Stay with a colorful bachelor in Turkey and learn why couch surfing is not always a bed of roses. Explore life on a canal boat, get stuck in the mud in Morocco and eat caterpillars in Africa. Spend thirteen terrifying seconds under water, hang over Victoria Falls and roam London towpaths in a garbage bag. As always, you'll find an indefatigable sense of adventure as Carole travels the world in her unique style. Once again, get ready to expect the unexpected
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1312826789
Category : Travel
Languages : en
Pages : 232
Book Description
This book travels the world and brings an optimistic spirit and a sense of humor to the author's adventures. Hopscotch the globe as bombs burst over the Middle East and desert sands blow over nomadic tents. Get a glimpse of Shaw Island life, take a peaceful stroll along English hedgerows and then blast down the Zambezi River in a raft. Experience what it's like to be a Red Cross volunteer in the aftermath of tragedy. Stay with a colorful bachelor in Turkey and learn why couch surfing is not always a bed of roses. Explore life on a canal boat, get stuck in the mud in Morocco and eat caterpillars in Africa. Spend thirteen terrifying seconds under water, hang over Victoria Falls and roam London towpaths in a garbage bag. As always, you'll find an indefatigable sense of adventure as Carole travels the world in her unique style. Once again, get ready to expect the unexpected
Help Us Great Warrior!
Author: Madeleine Flores
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1608868028
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 164
Book Description
Great Warrior is a very powerful but deceptively tiny fighter who protects her village from evil-doers, but also keeps a dark secret from her friends.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1608868028
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 164
Book Description
Great Warrior is a very powerful but deceptively tiny fighter who protects her village from evil-doers, but also keeps a dark secret from her friends.
Ghost Hog
Author: Joey Weiser
Publisher: Oni Press
ISBN: 9781620105979
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A new graphic novel from the Eisner Award-nominated creator of MERMIN that deftly navigates loss, vengeance, and acceptance! Truff is the ghost of a young boar, fueled by fury towards the hunter who shot her down. She has a lot to learn about her new afterlife, and thankfully the forest spirits Claude and Stanley are there to guide her! However, they soon find that her parents, along with their fellow animal villagers, have been kidnapped by the malicious mountain demon Mava! Truff wants to help, but… the hunter is finally within her grasp, and if she lets him go, she may never get her revenge! Is vengeance all that being a ghost is good for? Or is there something stronger keeping this little pig tethered to the living world?
Publisher: Oni Press
ISBN: 9781620105979
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A new graphic novel from the Eisner Award-nominated creator of MERMIN that deftly navigates loss, vengeance, and acceptance! Truff is the ghost of a young boar, fueled by fury towards the hunter who shot her down. She has a lot to learn about her new afterlife, and thankfully the forest spirits Claude and Stanley are there to guide her! However, they soon find that her parents, along with their fellow animal villagers, have been kidnapped by the malicious mountain demon Mava! Truff wants to help, but… the hunter is finally within her grasp, and if she lets him go, she may never get her revenge! Is vengeance all that being a ghost is good for? Or is there something stronger keeping this little pig tethered to the living world?
Weekly World News
Author:
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.
Help Us, Great Warrior! #3
Author: Madeleine Flores
Publisher: BOOM! Studios
ISBN: 1681594668
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
While Leo and Hadiyah butt heads over Great Warrior's responsibility to the realm, the mystery behind why Great Warrior doesn't want to fight the demon currently threatening her world deepens.
Publisher: BOOM! Studios
ISBN: 1681594668
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
While Leo and Hadiyah butt heads over Great Warrior's responsibility to the realm, the mystery behind why Great Warrior doesn't want to fight the demon currently threatening her world deepens.
The Nation
Author:
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Current events
Languages : en
Pages : 822
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Current events
Languages : en
Pages : 822
Book Description
Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations
Author: Gyles Brandreth
Publisher: Oxford University Press
ISBN: 0191060445
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 496
Book Description
Writer, broadcaster, and wit Gyles Brandreth has completely revised Ned Sherrin's classic collection of wisecracks, one-liners, and anecdotes. With over 1,000 new quotations from all media, it's easy to find hilarious quotes on subjects ranging from Argument to Diets, from Computers to The Weather. Add sparkle to your speeches and presentations, or just enjoy a good laugh in company with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Joan Rivers, Kathy Lette, Frankie Boyle, and friends. 'Now we have the World Wide Web (the only thing I know of whose shortened form-www-takes three times longer to say than what it's short for)' Douglas Adams 'Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends' Woody Allen 'Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight' Phyllis Diller 'Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit' Elizabeth Gilbert 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it' Terry Pratchett 'Retreat, hell! We're only attacking in another direction' American general Oliver P. Smith
Publisher: Oxford University Press
ISBN: 0191060445
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 496
Book Description
Writer, broadcaster, and wit Gyles Brandreth has completely revised Ned Sherrin's classic collection of wisecracks, one-liners, and anecdotes. With over 1,000 new quotations from all media, it's easy to find hilarious quotes on subjects ranging from Argument to Diets, from Computers to The Weather. Add sparkle to your speeches and presentations, or just enjoy a good laugh in company with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Joan Rivers, Kathy Lette, Frankie Boyle, and friends. 'Now we have the World Wide Web (the only thing I know of whose shortened form-www-takes three times longer to say than what it's short for)' Douglas Adams 'Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends' Woody Allen 'Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight' Phyllis Diller 'Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit' Elizabeth Gilbert 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it' Terry Pratchett 'Retreat, hell! We're only attacking in another direction' American general Oliver P. Smith