29 Myths on the Swinster Pharmacy

29 Myths on the Swinster Pharmacy PDF Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: McSweeney's McMullens
ISBN: 9781938073786
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
A brother and sister wonder about the mysterious establishment across town called the Swinster Pharmacy.

The Latke who Couldn't Stop Screaming

The Latke who Couldn't Stop Screaming PDF Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: McSweeney's
ISBN: 9781932416879
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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"Latkes are potato pancakes served at Hanukah. Lemony Snicket is an alleged children's author. For the first time in literary history, these two elements are combined in one book. People who are interested in either or both of these things will find this book so enjoyable it will feel as if Hanukah is being celebrated for several years, rather than eight nights."--back cover.

"Who Could That Be at This Hour?"

Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316225029
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 142

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Before the Baudelaires became orphans, before he encountered A Series of Unfortunate Events, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket was a boy discovering the mysteries of the world. In a fading town, far from anyone he knew or trusted, a young Lemony Snicket began his apprenticeship in an organization nobody knows about. He started by asking questions that shouldn't have been on his mind. Now he has written an account that should not be published, in four volumes that shouldn't be read. This is the first volume.

Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up PDF Author: Daniel Handler
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316194581
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 305

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Book Description
I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing it in this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. Min Green and Ed Slaterton are breaking up, so Min is writing Ed a letter and giving him a box. Inside the box is why they broke up. Two bottle caps, a movie ticket, a folded note, a box of matches, a protractor, books, a toy truck, a pair of ugly earrings, a comb from a motel room, and every other item collected over the course of a giddy, intimate, heartbreaking relationship. Item after item is illustrated and accounted for, and then the box, like a girlfriend, will be dumped.

The Basic Eight

The Basic Eight PDF Author: Daniel Handler
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 006186031X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 500

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Book Description
Flannery Culp wants you to know the whole story of her spectacularly awful senior year. Tyrants, perverts, tragic crushes, gossip, cruel jokes, and the hallucinatory effects of absinthe -- Flannery and the seven other friends in the Basic Eight have suffered through it all. But now, on tabloid television, they're calling Flannery a murderer, which is a total lie. It's true that high school can be so stressful sometimes. And it's true that sometimes a girl just has to kill someone. But Flannery wants you to know that she's not a murderer at all -- she's a murderess.

How to Dress for Every Occasion by the Pope

How to Dress for Every Occasion by the Pope PDF Author: Daniel Handler
Publisher: McSweeney's
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 40

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Book Description
The Pope provides humorous suggestions for what to wear for various places and situations.

We Are Pirates

We Are Pirates PDF Author: Daniel Handler
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1408845385
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 339

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Book Description
A boat has gone missing. Goods have been stolen. There is blood in the water. It is the twenty-first century and a crew of pirates is terrorizing the San Francisco Bay. Phil is a husband, a father, a struggling radio producer and the owner of a large condo with a view of the water. But he'd like to be a rebel and a fortune hunter. Gwen is his daughter. She's fourteen. She's a student, a swimmer and a best friend. But she'd like to be an adventurer and an outlaw. Phil teams up with his young, attractive assistant. They head for the open road, attending a conference to seal a deal. Gwen teams up with a new, fierce friend and some restless souls. They head for the open sea, stealing a boat to hunt for treasure. We Are Pirates! is a novel about our desperate searches for happiness and freedom, about our wild journeys beyond the boundaries of our ordinary lives. Also, it's about a teenage girl who pulls together a ragtag crew to commit mayhem in the San Francisco Bay, while her hapless father tries to get her home.

A Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope

A Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope PDF Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061757101
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 354

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Book Description
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Like bad smells, uninvited weekend guests or very old eggs, there are some things that ought to be avoided. Snicket's saga about the charming, intelligent, and grossly unlucky Baudelaire orphans continues to alarm its distressed and suspicious fans the world over. The tenth book in this outrageous publishing effort features more than the usual dose of distressing details, such as snow gnats, an organised troupe of youngsters, an evil villain with a dastardly plan, a secret headquarters and some dangerous antics you should not try at home. With the weather turning colder, this is one chilling book you would be better off without.

"Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?"

Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316225053
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 159

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Book Description
Before the Baudelaires became orphans, before he encountered A Series of Unfortunate Events, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket was a boy discovering the mysteries of the world. Train travel! Murder! Librarians! A Series Finale! On all other nights, the train departs from Stain'd Station and travels to the city without stopping. But not tonight. You might ask, why is this night different from all other nights? But that's the wrong question. Instead ask, where is this all heading? And what happens at the end of the line? The final book in Lemony Snicket's bestselling series, All the Wrong Questions.

The Bad Mood and the Stick

The Bad Mood and the Stick PDF Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316392766
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49

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Book Description
New York Times bestselling author Lemony Snicket sheds light on the way bad moods come and go. Once there was a bad mood and a stick. The stick appeared when a tree dropped it. Where did the bad mood come from? Who picked up the stick? And where is the bad mood off to now? You never know what is going to happen.