Zombie Tramp Does the Holidays

Zombie Tramp Does the Holidays PDF Author: Dan Mendoza
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781632291516
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
Zombie Tramp is a special gal, she's a zombie but she's still got her brains, and supernatural powers too! So she recently had her own series of specials, where the undead queen made her way through the holidays many know and love one by one, in her unique style. And now you can collect all of those twisted tales in one special book!!

Zombie Tramp Does the Holidays

Zombie Tramp Does the Holidays PDF Author: Dan Mendoza
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781632291516
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
Zombie Tramp is a special gal, she's a zombie but she's still got her brains, and supernatural powers too! So she recently had her own series of specials, where the undead queen made her way through the holidays many know and love one by one, in her unique style. And now you can collect all of those twisted tales in one special book!!

A Zombie's Guide to the Holidays

A Zombie's Guide to the Holidays PDF Author: Ruth Cullen
Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
ISBN: 1441306137
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 43

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Book Description
We all know the holidays can be overwhelming. But have you ever considered how stressful they might be for the Living Impaired? These Zombie-inclusive times call for a whole new guide to managing the season. This concise little book for the Undead intersperses tips like ''Keep your head, '' ''Dress to kill, '' and ''Shop 'til they drop'' with illustrations that are, well, dead-on. Coping strategies will help anxious Zombies conquer even Secret Santa shopping and discover that the true spirit of the season is indeed, er, infectious. Having written books for Peter Pauper Press on everything from beer and blarney to etiquette and entertaining, prolific author Ruth Cullen devours most any topiceven Zombies. Undead Illustrator Lisa Fargo, of Fargo Design, Inc., is based in Pittsburgh.

I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus

I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus PDF Author: Matt Mogk
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1628734914
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 32

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Book Description
I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.

The Zombie Night Before Christmas

The Zombie Night Before Christmas PDF Author: Cider Mill Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1604334061
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 52

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Book Description
The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! ‘twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirring… Why worry about the Grinch when you’ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? America’s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore’s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing’s for sure—Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!

A Very Zombie Christmas

A Very Zombie Christmas PDF Author: Eric Shelman
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781505473186
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 150

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Book Description
Come along and enjoy a collection of holiday short stories with a serious twist... zombies. A hilarious romp in the zombie apocalypse from authors Eric A Shelman, Michelle Kilmer, K Michael Gibson, Michael Robertson, Ian McClellan, and many others. Another installment of zombie flavored awesome sauce from the fine folks at All Things Zombie (ATZ). See what happens when Santa gets bit or a Christmas party goes soooo wrong. Shopping, decorating, and mistletoe... nothing is off limits. A Very Zombie Christmas is the perfect gift for any horror fan. With over twenty-five stories to keep you laughing and cringing, you may never see the holidays the same way again. See for yourself. (whispers in a Wham! voice) ...happy Christmas.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies PDF Author: Michael P. Spradlin
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 006198602X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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Book Description
The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and…It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore—bestselling author of Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, andthe classic “heartwarming tale of Christmas terror” The Stupidest Angel—It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking…provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!

Holiday of the Dead

Holiday of the Dead PDF Author: Various
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781907954054
Category : Zombies
Languages : en
Pages : 535

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Book Description
38 holiday-themed zombie stories from new and established authors including Night of the Living Dead co-writer John Russo, Tony Burgess, Shaun Jeffrey, Rod Glenn, Iain McKinnon, Matt Hilton, David Dunwoody, Wayne Simmons, Bowie V. Ibarra, Joe McKinney, Remy Porter, A.P. Fuchs and Eric S. Brown. -- cover.

Christmas Is Dead

Christmas Is Dead PDF Author: Anthony Giangregorio
Publisher: Living Dead Press
ISBN: 9781935458340
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 298

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Book Description
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a...zombie? That's right; this anthology explores what would happen at Christmas time if there was a full blown zombie outbreak. Reanimated turkeys, zombie Santas, and demon reindeers that turn people to flesh-eating ghouls are just some of the tales you will find in this merry undead book. So curl up under the Christmas tree with a cup of hot chocolate, and as the fireplace crackles with warmth, get ready to have your heart filled with holiday cheer. But of course, then it will be ripped from your heaving chest and fed upon by blood-thirsty elves with a craving for human flesh! For you see, Christmas is Dead! And you will never look at the holiday season the same way again. Edited by Anthony Giangregorio With stories from Scott Baker, Rob Rosen, Rick Moore, Keith Luethke, Anthony Giangregorio, Peter Naggi, Tom Hamilton, Marc Wiggins, Lance Looper, Sean Grigsby, Kevin Cockle, Kelly Hudson, Paul Snider, Val Muller, Jack Burton and David Bernstein

A Zombie Thanksgiving

A Zombie Thanksgiving PDF Author: Anthony Renfro
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781519444998
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 52

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Book Description
A short story about a woman who risks life and limb in a Zombie Apocalypse in order to keep the Thanksgiving tradition alive. Bonus Short Story: A Vampire at Christmas A short story about a Vampire who uses his riches and immortal skills to bring joy to those in need during the Christmas Season.

The Zombie Night Before Christmas

The Zombie Night Before Christmas PDF Author: Clement C. Moore
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 160433990X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 48

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Book Description
Have a frenzied zombie-craze Holidaze with this monstrous mash-up. Can Santa fight off the zombie ho-ho-hoard? Read the Zombie Night Before Christmas, the gory parody of the cherished 19th century poem, to find out and have a frenzied zombie-craze Holidaze. Blood spattering and brain eating have never looked so good thanks to the ghoulishly detailed illustrations that bring this monstrous mash-up to life. Zombies are a trend that will never die, making Zombie Night Before Christmas the perfect irreverent holiday gift.