Author: P. T. Hersom
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780615836331
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Five Star Reviews! Cute book for family night! - "I just got this to add to our family night, a time for the kids to really enjoy handing out with their parents - this is definitely a keeper for those evenings. The jokes are cute & funny - and some are even bit yucky, but boys love that stuff! If you're looking for a family joke book to pass around or add to your game night with the kids - this is it! Lots of funny one liners and laughs here! Cute book!" Kids Loved It! - "These jokes are perfect for kids. Of course that usually means they're groaners for adults, but even I laughed out loud at many of them. My favorite? "Why can't a Zombie's nose be 12 inches long?" Well...you'll have to read the book to find out" Your Kids Will Love All 105 Jokes - "HA! Some of these jokes are real groaners. Some are crazy, but all are funny and you're kids will easily find their favorites. I discovered I didn't need to take Zombies all that seriously. Go have some fun." Zombie Approved Family Fun Zombie Jokes: Will Work for Brains... these hilarious jokes for kids age 6-10, are Zombie Approved so get ready to laugh out loud with your kids! Zombies are the latest craze with all the kids and what a fun filled way to get your kids to read more. 105 Zombie one liner jokes plus many bonus Zombie jokes. A mob of funny Zombie jokes for kids is about to invade your home. Get it now - Zombie Approved! Zombie Party Ideas for Kids: How to Party Like a Zombie P. T. Hersom has also written "Zombie Party Ideas for Kids; How to Party Like a Zombie... Zombie Approved Kids Party Ideas for Kids Age 6-14", which is part of the Zombie Approved series of books for kids and is a great complementary book to Zombie Jokes: Will Work for Brains. Loaded with hilarious and funny games, dress up and Zombie food quaranteed to bring on laughter and loads of great memories! Moms are you looking for unique ways to celebrate that next child's birthday? Let your child and all their friends party like a Zombie and be the hit of the school. Zombie Approved! Get it now on Kindle.
Zombie Kids Jokes: Will Work for Brains
Author: P. T. Hersom
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780615836331
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Five Star Reviews! Cute book for family night! - "I just got this to add to our family night, a time for the kids to really enjoy handing out with their parents - this is definitely a keeper for those evenings. The jokes are cute & funny - and some are even bit yucky, but boys love that stuff! If you're looking for a family joke book to pass around or add to your game night with the kids - this is it! Lots of funny one liners and laughs here! Cute book!" Kids Loved It! - "These jokes are perfect for kids. Of course that usually means they're groaners for adults, but even I laughed out loud at many of them. My favorite? "Why can't a Zombie's nose be 12 inches long?" Well...you'll have to read the book to find out" Your Kids Will Love All 105 Jokes - "HA! Some of these jokes are real groaners. Some are crazy, but all are funny and you're kids will easily find their favorites. I discovered I didn't need to take Zombies all that seriously. Go have some fun." Zombie Approved Family Fun Zombie Jokes: Will Work for Brains... these hilarious jokes for kids age 6-10, are Zombie Approved so get ready to laugh out loud with your kids! Zombies are the latest craze with all the kids and what a fun filled way to get your kids to read more. 105 Zombie one liner jokes plus many bonus Zombie jokes. A mob of funny Zombie jokes for kids is about to invade your home. Get it now - Zombie Approved! Zombie Party Ideas for Kids: How to Party Like a Zombie P. T. Hersom has also written "Zombie Party Ideas for Kids; How to Party Like a Zombie... Zombie Approved Kids Party Ideas for Kids Age 6-14", which is part of the Zombie Approved series of books for kids and is a great complementary book to Zombie Jokes: Will Work for Brains. Loaded with hilarious and funny games, dress up and Zombie food quaranteed to bring on laughter and loads of great memories! Moms are you looking for unique ways to celebrate that next child's birthday? Let your child and all their friends party like a Zombie and be the hit of the school. Zombie Approved! Get it now on Kindle.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780615836331
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Five Star Reviews! Cute book for family night! - "I just got this to add to our family night, a time for the kids to really enjoy handing out with their parents - this is definitely a keeper for those evenings. The jokes are cute & funny - and some are even bit yucky, but boys love that stuff! If you're looking for a family joke book to pass around or add to your game night with the kids - this is it! Lots of funny one liners and laughs here! Cute book!" Kids Loved It! - "These jokes are perfect for kids. Of course that usually means they're groaners for adults, but even I laughed out loud at many of them. My favorite? "Why can't a Zombie's nose be 12 inches long?" Well...you'll have to read the book to find out" Your Kids Will Love All 105 Jokes - "HA! Some of these jokes are real groaners. Some are crazy, but all are funny and you're kids will easily find their favorites. I discovered I didn't need to take Zombies all that seriously. Go have some fun." Zombie Approved Family Fun Zombie Jokes: Will Work for Brains... these hilarious jokes for kids age 6-10, are Zombie Approved so get ready to laugh out loud with your kids! Zombies are the latest craze with all the kids and what a fun filled way to get your kids to read more. 105 Zombie one liner jokes plus many bonus Zombie jokes. A mob of funny Zombie jokes for kids is about to invade your home. Get it now - Zombie Approved! Zombie Party Ideas for Kids: How to Party Like a Zombie P. T. Hersom has also written "Zombie Party Ideas for Kids; How to Party Like a Zombie... Zombie Approved Kids Party Ideas for Kids Age 6-14", which is part of the Zombie Approved series of books for kids and is a great complementary book to Zombie Jokes: Will Work for Brains. Loaded with hilarious and funny games, dress up and Zombie food quaranteed to bring on laughter and loads of great memories! Moms are you looking for unique ways to celebrate that next child's birthday? Let your child and all their friends party like a Zombie and be the hit of the school. Zombie Approved! Get it now on Kindle.
So Now You're a Zombie
Author: John Austin
Publisher: Chicago Review Press
ISBN: 161374286X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 161
Book Description
All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.
Publisher: Chicago Review Press
ISBN: 161374286X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 161
Book Description
All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.
Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition)
Author: Kelly DiPucchio
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1442451378
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1442451378
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?
The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers
Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440506345
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 304
Book Description
Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs!
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440506345
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 304
Book Description
Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs!
Best Kids' Halloween Jokes Ever!
Author: Highlights
Publisher: Highlights Press
ISBN: 1644721198
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
This rib-tickling collection of Halloween jokes will make kids scream with laughter! Featuring over 500 sidesplitting jokes and lots of hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun, this spooky joke book is the perfect Halloween treat for young comedians. What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A joke-o'-lantern! With pumpkin puns, mummy jokes and more, this jam-packed, 128-page humor collection will amuse kids for hours. Kids love jokes—reading them, learning them, and sharing them. This joke book has age-appropriate, wholesome humor kids can enjoy and share with the whole family, whether at home or on the go. Plus, these jokes aren’t just fun, they encourage kids to read while helping them develop creative expression and social-emotional skills.
Publisher: Highlights Press
ISBN: 1644721198
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
This rib-tickling collection of Halloween jokes will make kids scream with laughter! Featuring over 500 sidesplitting jokes and lots of hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun, this spooky joke book is the perfect Halloween treat for young comedians. What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A joke-o'-lantern! With pumpkin puns, mummy jokes and more, this jam-packed, 128-page humor collection will amuse kids for hours. Kids love jokes—reading them, learning them, and sharing them. This joke book has age-appropriate, wholesome humor kids can enjoy and share with the whole family, whether at home or on the go. Plus, these jokes aren’t just fun, they encourage kids to read while helping them develop creative expression and social-emotional skills.
Zombie Jokes
Author: Funny Factory
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781539159346
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
Funny Zombie Jokes & Halloween Humor You don't want to be the person that everyone thinks has no sense of humor. Imagine making everyone laugh so hard that they are gasping for air, crying, and possibly peeing in their pants! This funny joke book is the weapon you need to add to your arsenal. Funny zombie jokes and hilarious Halloween humor Hilarious short jokes, puns, and laugh-out-loud comedy Witty puns - great for text messages and status updates Did you know? Jokes, humor, comedy, laughter, and smiling have positive effects (mental and physical) on the body! Lowers blood pressure Lightens tense situations Creates a sense of bond amongst others Releases "feel-good" hormones in the body Creates memories, friendships, and relationships Funny Zombie Jokes, Comedy, Halloween Humor, and Puns! This book has some funny one-liner jokes and humor. It is suitable for all ages! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing now!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781539159346
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
Funny Zombie Jokes & Halloween Humor You don't want to be the person that everyone thinks has no sense of humor. Imagine making everyone laugh so hard that they are gasping for air, crying, and possibly peeing in their pants! This funny joke book is the weapon you need to add to your arsenal. Funny zombie jokes and hilarious Halloween humor Hilarious short jokes, puns, and laugh-out-loud comedy Witty puns - great for text messages and status updates Did you know? Jokes, humor, comedy, laughter, and smiling have positive effects (mental and physical) on the body! Lowers blood pressure Lightens tense situations Creates a sense of bond amongst others Releases "feel-good" hormones in the body Creates memories, friendships, and relationships Funny Zombie Jokes, Comedy, Halloween Humor, and Puns! This book has some funny one-liner jokes and humor. It is suitable for all ages! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing now!
I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die
Author: Sarah J. Robinson
Publisher: WaterBrook
ISBN: 0593193539
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 257
Book Description
A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Publisher: WaterBrook
ISBN: 0593193539
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 257
Book Description
A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Rot & Ruin: Warrior Smart
Author: Jonathan Maberry
Publisher: IDW Publishing
ISBN: 1623027659
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 123
Book Description
An all-new story continuing the events from the award-winning series of novels. Meet Benny, Nix, Lilah, and Chong as they stay one step ahead of the zombie hordes.
Publisher: IDW Publishing
ISBN: 1623027659
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 123
Book Description
An all-new story continuing the events from the award-winning series of novels. Meet Benny, Nix, Lilah, and Chong as they stay one step ahead of the zombie hordes.
Ratscalibur
Author: Josh Lieb
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0698188810
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 194
Book Description
From the New York Times bestselling author of I Am A Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President “A witty mash-up of favorite fantasy motifs.”—New York Times Book Review “Ratscalibur is funny, it’s scary, and it’s sweet, like life. But it has talking rats and magic, so it’s better than life.”—Jimmy Fallon “Full of clever dialogue and hilarious puns...Don’t be surprised if this novel achieves best-seller status.” —Booklist “The only way I could’ve liked this more is if I were eleven.”—Ira Glass “A charming take on an old favorite.”—Publishers Weekly When Joey is bitten by an elderly rat, he goes from aspiring seventh-grader to three-inch tall rodent. At first, Joey is amazed by his new rat self. The city streets call to him at night. Smells that would have repelled him before are suddenly tantalizing. (A chicken bone? Yes! A squashed cockroach? Like perfume!) And wow, the freedom! But when a bout of hunger leads Joey to pull the spork from the scone, he finds himself at the center of a longtime rat prophecy. Joey has unwittingly unlocked the sword Ratscalibur; and now, it is up to him to protect his new rat friends from the evil crows who seek to destroy their peaceful kingdom. But what does an eleven-year-old know about actual swordplay? And what happens when Joey no longer wants to be a rat?
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0698188810
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 194
Book Description
From the New York Times bestselling author of I Am A Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President “A witty mash-up of favorite fantasy motifs.”—New York Times Book Review “Ratscalibur is funny, it’s scary, and it’s sweet, like life. But it has talking rats and magic, so it’s better than life.”—Jimmy Fallon “Full of clever dialogue and hilarious puns...Don’t be surprised if this novel achieves best-seller status.” —Booklist “The only way I could’ve liked this more is if I were eleven.”—Ira Glass “A charming take on an old favorite.”—Publishers Weekly When Joey is bitten by an elderly rat, he goes from aspiring seventh-grader to three-inch tall rodent. At first, Joey is amazed by his new rat self. The city streets call to him at night. Smells that would have repelled him before are suddenly tantalizing. (A chicken bone? Yes! A squashed cockroach? Like perfume!) And wow, the freedom! But when a bout of hunger leads Joey to pull the spork from the scone, he finds himself at the center of a longtime rat prophecy. Joey has unwittingly unlocked the sword Ratscalibur; and now, it is up to him to protect his new rat friends from the evil crows who seek to destroy their peaceful kingdom. But what does an eleven-year-old know about actual swordplay? And what happens when Joey no longer wants to be a rat?
Zombies vs. Unicorns
Author: Holly Black
Publisher: S&S/Saga Press
ISBN: 148144283X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 432
Book Description
It’s the epic battle of brains against manes. Which side are you on? It’s a question as old as time itself: which is better, the zombie or the unicorn? This all-original anthology edited by Holly Black (Team Unicorn) and Justine Larbalestier (Team Zombie) makes strong arguments for both sides in the form of spectacular short stories. Half of the stories portray the strengths—for good and evil—of unicorns, and half show the good (and really, really badass) side of zombies. Contributors include many bestselling authors, including Cassandra Clare, Libba Bray, Maureen Johnson, Meg Cabot, Scott Westerfeld, and Margo Lanagan. This anthology will have everyone asking: Team Zombie or Team Unicorn?
Publisher: S&S/Saga Press
ISBN: 148144283X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 432
Book Description
It’s the epic battle of brains against manes. Which side are you on? It’s a question as old as time itself: which is better, the zombie or the unicorn? This all-original anthology edited by Holly Black (Team Unicorn) and Justine Larbalestier (Team Zombie) makes strong arguments for both sides in the form of spectacular short stories. Half of the stories portray the strengths—for good and evil—of unicorns, and half show the good (and really, really badass) side of zombies. Contributors include many bestselling authors, including Cassandra Clare, Libba Bray, Maureen Johnson, Meg Cabot, Scott Westerfeld, and Margo Lanagan. This anthology will have everyone asking: Team Zombie or Team Unicorn?