Author: Michael Heierbacher
Publisher: Outskirts Press
ISBN: 9781432764845
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
Every child dreams about what they will be when they grow up, a fireman, a pop star, or maybe an airplane pilot. As we get older that usually changes several times, but did you ever wonder what Santa Claus wanted to be when he was a little boy and how that would have changed Christmas for children around the world. Yo Ho Ho Merry Christmas is the fun and oft times crazy story of what would have happened if Santa grew up to be what he wanted to be as a little boy, a Pirate. Parents will have fun reading this with their kids and it is perfect for toddlers and beginning readers. The wonderful watercolor illustrations bring the story to life and transport the reader into a world of "what if."
Yo Ho Ho Merry Christmas
Author: Michael Heierbacher
Publisher: Outskirts Press
ISBN: 9781432764845
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
Every child dreams about what they will be when they grow up, a fireman, a pop star, or maybe an airplane pilot. As we get older that usually changes several times, but did you ever wonder what Santa Claus wanted to be when he was a little boy and how that would have changed Christmas for children around the world. Yo Ho Ho Merry Christmas is the fun and oft times crazy story of what would have happened if Santa grew up to be what he wanted to be as a little boy, a Pirate. Parents will have fun reading this with their kids and it is perfect for toddlers and beginning readers. The wonderful watercolor illustrations bring the story to life and transport the reader into a world of "what if."
Publisher: Outskirts Press
ISBN: 9781432764845
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
Every child dreams about what they will be when they grow up, a fireman, a pop star, or maybe an airplane pilot. As we get older that usually changes several times, but did you ever wonder what Santa Claus wanted to be when he was a little boy and how that would have changed Christmas for children around the world. Yo Ho Ho Merry Christmas is the fun and oft times crazy story of what would have happened if Santa grew up to be what he wanted to be as a little boy, a Pirate. Parents will have fun reading this with their kids and it is perfect for toddlers and beginning readers. The wonderful watercolor illustrations bring the story to life and transport the reader into a world of "what if."
A Very Merry Dunder Mifflin Christmas
Author: Christine Kopaczewski
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 0762472162
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 196
Book Description
Celebrate the holidays the Dunder Mifflin way with this official, one-of-a-kind Christmas-spectacular handbook filled with recipes, tips, and pranks inspired by one of the most popular comedy series of all time. Season's Greetings from Scranton, Pennsylvania, and your favorite group of Dunder Mifflin misfits. Over the course of seven iconic Christmas episodes, The Office delighted audiences everywhere with unconventional and seriously funny memories. Each December, ready to blow off a year's worth of pent-up boredom and frustration, the hyped-up holiday party was the ultimate escape from the team's monotonous paper-pushing gigs and the perfect recipe for chaos, love triangles, and prank wars to ensue -- and they did. In A Very Merry Dunder Mifflin Christmas, relive your favorite festive moments -- like when Andy gifted Erin the twelve days of Christmas -- get tips on planning your own seasonal soiree like Angela and Phyllis, host the holidays like the Schrutes, prank your friends like Jim, Pam, and Dwight, and settle in for a round of Yankee Swap. This official licensed guide is an epic look back at all the ways Michael and his workmates at Dunder Mifflin made the most of their holiday seasons. The Office is a trademark and copyright of Universal Content Productions LLC. Licensed by Universal Studios 2020. All Rights Reserved.
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 0762472162
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 196
Book Description
Celebrate the holidays the Dunder Mifflin way with this official, one-of-a-kind Christmas-spectacular handbook filled with recipes, tips, and pranks inspired by one of the most popular comedy series of all time. Season's Greetings from Scranton, Pennsylvania, and your favorite group of Dunder Mifflin misfits. Over the course of seven iconic Christmas episodes, The Office delighted audiences everywhere with unconventional and seriously funny memories. Each December, ready to blow off a year's worth of pent-up boredom and frustration, the hyped-up holiday party was the ultimate escape from the team's monotonous paper-pushing gigs and the perfect recipe for chaos, love triangles, and prank wars to ensue -- and they did. In A Very Merry Dunder Mifflin Christmas, relive your favorite festive moments -- like when Andy gifted Erin the twelve days of Christmas -- get tips on planning your own seasonal soiree like Angela and Phyllis, host the holidays like the Schrutes, prank your friends like Jim, Pam, and Dwight, and settle in for a round of Yankee Swap. This official licensed guide is an epic look back at all the ways Michael and his workmates at Dunder Mifflin made the most of their holiday seasons. The Office is a trademark and copyright of Universal Content Productions LLC. Licensed by Universal Studios 2020. All Rights Reserved.
The Odyssey Anthology: A collection of over 150 poems
Author: Daniel Daines
Publisher: Daniel Daines
ISBN:
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 334
Book Description
Featuring over 150 poems, The Odyssey Anthology includes all poems from A Phase of Fixation, Zenith, and Golden Gravity, as well as many additional poems written along the way. A PHASE OF FIXATION (2016) Exploring the mind of a teen boy misguided by obsession, jealousy, and desire. These introspective poems capture the deep emotions experienced as a result of infatuation. ZENITH (2017) Exploring a journey towards positivity and self-development. These poems take you from Nadir, the lowest and most unsuccessful point, and on to Zenith, the peak where effort pays off. GOLDEN GRAVITY (2020) Exploring love and beauty through people, space, and cosmic tales. These poems feature picnics in Pompeii, online dating on the Moon, and astronauts having pints in distant galaxies. ALONG THE ODYSSEY (2016-2021) The Odyssey Anthology also features additional poems. This includes a number of unreleased pieces, transcribed spoken word poems, and over 50 micro-poems throughout.
Publisher: Daniel Daines
ISBN:
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 334
Book Description
Featuring over 150 poems, The Odyssey Anthology includes all poems from A Phase of Fixation, Zenith, and Golden Gravity, as well as many additional poems written along the way. A PHASE OF FIXATION (2016) Exploring the mind of a teen boy misguided by obsession, jealousy, and desire. These introspective poems capture the deep emotions experienced as a result of infatuation. ZENITH (2017) Exploring a journey towards positivity and self-development. These poems take you from Nadir, the lowest and most unsuccessful point, and on to Zenith, the peak where effort pays off. GOLDEN GRAVITY (2020) Exploring love and beauty through people, space, and cosmic tales. These poems feature picnics in Pompeii, online dating on the Moon, and astronauts having pints in distant galaxies. ALONG THE ODYSSEY (2016-2021) The Odyssey Anthology also features additional poems. This includes a number of unreleased pieces, transcribed spoken word poems, and over 50 micro-poems throughout.
Milky Saves Christmas
Author: Stuart A. Soper
Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing
ISBN: 1609761936
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 291
Book Description
Emily and Bobby love to visit their great-granddad in his nursing home, and hear of his marvelous adventures back when he was a milkman, and how one year, he and his magical milk-float, Milky, helped Santa Claus save Christmas. To say thank you, Milky was given a special gift from Santa, allowing him to become a super hero called Superfloat. Great-granddad insists what he tells them is true - the milk-floats, talking trucks, singing milk bottles, and even Superfloat are all real. Twenty years later, Bobby and Emily are saddened by the news of their great-granddad's death, and surprised by the strange assortment of characters that show up for the reading of the will. To their amazement, his curious funeral arrangements even involve a space shuttle! Bobby and Emily inherit their great-granddad's cottage, along with sealed instructions, not to be opened until Christmas Eve. When they arrive at the cottage and follow their great-granddad's mysterious directions, they come face to face with a shocking discovery that leads them on an extraordinary life-changing journey.
Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing
ISBN: 1609761936
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 291
Book Description
Emily and Bobby love to visit their great-granddad in his nursing home, and hear of his marvelous adventures back when he was a milkman, and how one year, he and his magical milk-float, Milky, helped Santa Claus save Christmas. To say thank you, Milky was given a special gift from Santa, allowing him to become a super hero called Superfloat. Great-granddad insists what he tells them is true - the milk-floats, talking trucks, singing milk bottles, and even Superfloat are all real. Twenty years later, Bobby and Emily are saddened by the news of their great-granddad's death, and surprised by the strange assortment of characters that show up for the reading of the will. To their amazement, his curious funeral arrangements even involve a space shuttle! Bobby and Emily inherit their great-granddad's cottage, along with sealed instructions, not to be opened until Christmas Eve. When they arrive at the cottage and follow their great-granddad's mysterious directions, they come face to face with a shocking discovery that leads them on an extraordinary life-changing journey.
Yo Ho Ho, a Pirate's Christmas
Author: James J. Mellon
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780573698552
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 60
Book Description
It's up to a little seven year-old girl named Eve to save Christmas for everyone! What will become of Christmas when Santa Claus and the citizens of the North Pole are kidnapped by a bunch of directionally challenged pirates? This wondrous musical is destined to become a holiday tradition for you and your entire family.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780573698552
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 60
Book Description
It's up to a little seven year-old girl named Eve to save Christmas for everyone! What will become of Christmas when Santa Claus and the citizens of the North Pole are kidnapped by a bunch of directionally challenged pirates? This wondrous musical is destined to become a holiday tradition for you and your entire family.
A Budget of Christmas Tales
Author: Charles Dickens
Publisher: Prabhat Prakashan
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 227
Book Description
First compiled and published in the year 1859, the present book is a collection of classic short stories written by many of the best writers of the 19th century in Europe on the theme of Christmas.
Publisher: Prabhat Prakashan
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 227
Book Description
First compiled and published in the year 1859, the present book is a collection of classic short stories written by many of the best writers of the 19th century in Europe on the theme of Christmas.
Yo-Ho-Ho! #7
Author: Brian James
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1440639620
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 57
Book Description
The pirate kids make lists for Santa and prepare presents for the entire crew--a fresh batch of sea slug cookies for everyone! But Rotten Tooth is acting like a Scrooge, and convinces the kids that Santa won't deliver the presents because he won't be able to find the ship. Pete has a great idea: sail the ship to the North Pole! Before they know it, the Sea Rat is stuck in a sheet of ice and snow is pounding down. How will the pirate kids get out of this Christmas mess?
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1440639620
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 57
Book Description
The pirate kids make lists for Santa and prepare presents for the entire crew--a fresh batch of sea slug cookies for everyone! But Rotten Tooth is acting like a Scrooge, and convinces the kids that Santa won't deliver the presents because he won't be able to find the ship. Pete has a great idea: sail the ship to the North Pole! Before they know it, the Sea Rat is stuck in a sheet of ice and snow is pounding down. How will the pirate kids get out of this Christmas mess?
Fat & Funny
Author: Michael Supe Granda
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1665554517
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 209
Book Description
“Not every old man turns into Walter Matthau or Jack Lemmon. Grumpy is not an option, here”, cites the author. “Many old men enjoy being funny, old guys, who like to laugh a lot and jolly about”. If any of this pertains to you, you’ve come to the right place. Read on. There are only two requirements to being a professional Santa Claus: 1) be fat and 2) be funny. If you can check these two boxes - and you’re an old, chunky guy with a white beard – it’s possible to make a little extra cash for your holidays. You will also have a whole lot of fun. If any of this rings true with you, read on. This gig is quite seasonal. On Dec. 26, it’s over. Then, you go on an eleven-month vacation, until next Thanksgiving. You will read about large, drunken, corporate bashes in fancy restaurants. You’ll read about small, intimate family gatherings around the fireplace. Both are wonderfully festive, in their own ways. You will read about impromptu encounters in the frozen food section of the grocery store, as well as the parking lot of the post office. You will read about the ‘ups’ (cheerful children, wanting new bikes) and the ‘downs’ (saddened children, wanting their parents to stop fighting). You will read about sparkling kids. You’ll read about obnoxious adults. For the past decade, Supe has portrayed Santa, treating it as a legitimate, lucrative gig. Here, he shares many of the nice (as well as, not so nice) things he’s seen with his mirror-image view through Kringle’s eyeglasses. Many times, he sees you before you see him. But, if ‘you’ want to try your hand at being ‘him’ - and you want to take it seriously - it’s a cool and rewarding side job. Read on, prancer. Read on, comet. Read on, reader.
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1665554517
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 209
Book Description
“Not every old man turns into Walter Matthau or Jack Lemmon. Grumpy is not an option, here”, cites the author. “Many old men enjoy being funny, old guys, who like to laugh a lot and jolly about”. If any of this pertains to you, you’ve come to the right place. Read on. There are only two requirements to being a professional Santa Claus: 1) be fat and 2) be funny. If you can check these two boxes - and you’re an old, chunky guy with a white beard – it’s possible to make a little extra cash for your holidays. You will also have a whole lot of fun. If any of this rings true with you, read on. This gig is quite seasonal. On Dec. 26, it’s over. Then, you go on an eleven-month vacation, until next Thanksgiving. You will read about large, drunken, corporate bashes in fancy restaurants. You’ll read about small, intimate family gatherings around the fireplace. Both are wonderfully festive, in their own ways. You will read about impromptu encounters in the frozen food section of the grocery store, as well as the parking lot of the post office. You will read about the ‘ups’ (cheerful children, wanting new bikes) and the ‘downs’ (saddened children, wanting their parents to stop fighting). You will read about sparkling kids. You’ll read about obnoxious adults. For the past decade, Supe has portrayed Santa, treating it as a legitimate, lucrative gig. Here, he shares many of the nice (as well as, not so nice) things he’s seen with his mirror-image view through Kringle’s eyeglasses. Many times, he sees you before you see him. But, if ‘you’ want to try your hand at being ‘him’ - and you want to take it seriously - it’s a cool and rewarding side job. Read on, prancer. Read on, comet. Read on, reader.
Fifteen Easy Tales and Strange Stories
Author: Bryan H. George
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0955985226
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 134
Book Description
Humour and irony combine to give piquancy to these 15 short stories which fall into three different genresâLifeâs Tapestry; Village Tales; Strange Happenings.This is a collection of fifteen short stories of varying length, with a touch of humour and irony, ranging from everyday events to the supernatural. The author has drawn on his experiences during his travels through the United Kingdom and abroad as well as on his intimate knowledge of village life. It is a book to be picked up and dipped into as a respite in the hustle, bustle and cynicism of daily living.
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0955985226
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 134
Book Description
Humour and irony combine to give piquancy to these 15 short stories which fall into three different genresâLifeâs Tapestry; Village Tales; Strange Happenings.This is a collection of fifteen short stories of varying length, with a touch of humour and irony, ranging from everyday events to the supernatural. The author has drawn on his experiences during his travels through the United Kingdom and abroad as well as on his intimate knowledge of village life. It is a book to be picked up and dipped into as a respite in the hustle, bustle and cynicism of daily living.
....There's Never a Dull Moment
Author: Pat Coppard
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1477250522
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 415
Book Description
Following on from In Spite of Everything ... Book 2 of the Trilogy takes you through this part of Pat Coppard's life detailing his army experiences leading to his entry into one of the world's toughest and most charismatic infantry units. This was followed by years of violence and crime amongst the South-East London gangster fraternity, only to be rescued from this downhill spiral by a young, beautiful and highly-intelligent girl. Read as our Author channels his energies into creating a legitimate career, whilst at the same time helping to improve the lives of his wider family. Corporate rules are bent double in order to achieve his goal, sometimes in an amusing way! Pat Coppard (Pat.C) ...& what they said about In Spite Of Everything Coppard's references to the the tragedies experienced during his early years are powerful and touching. Clarion. As an oral record of mean street dialogue, the memoir shines. Kirkus. This jaunty, vivid tale comes alive because Coppard injects it with animated dialogue. Blue-Ink. (Should you have any diffi culty understanding any of the Cockney phrases, an index has been supplied & can be found at the back of the book!)
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1477250522
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 415
Book Description
Following on from In Spite of Everything ... Book 2 of the Trilogy takes you through this part of Pat Coppard's life detailing his army experiences leading to his entry into one of the world's toughest and most charismatic infantry units. This was followed by years of violence and crime amongst the South-East London gangster fraternity, only to be rescued from this downhill spiral by a young, beautiful and highly-intelligent girl. Read as our Author channels his energies into creating a legitimate career, whilst at the same time helping to improve the lives of his wider family. Corporate rules are bent double in order to achieve his goal, sometimes in an amusing way! Pat Coppard (Pat.C) ...& what they said about In Spite Of Everything Coppard's references to the the tragedies experienced during his early years are powerful and touching. Clarion. As an oral record of mean street dialogue, the memoir shines. Kirkus. This jaunty, vivid tale comes alive because Coppard injects it with animated dialogue. Blue-Ink. (Should you have any diffi culty understanding any of the Cockney phrases, an index has been supplied & can be found at the back of the book!)