Author: Nick Armbrister
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1291571752
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 45
Book Description
This is Nick Armbrister's new poem book and follow up to his first WOW! TATTOO MY BUTT poem book. This collection is equally shocking, interesting and funny. Poem topics include alternative gals, the Syrian war, aircraft and life. Unlike the first book, stories are included here. Potatoes have never been so dangerous in he hands of a mad man, Cecil Eccleswaite the 3rd, in Spud Time. This is a satirical horror story with a difference.
WOW! TATTOO MY BUTT - MORE MAD POEMS AND VERSE BY NICK
Author: Nick Armbrister
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1291432779
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 46
Book Description
Nick Armbrister is a writer from the Grim North. He writes gritty and funny poetry on many topics. This new book includes work on illness, romance, death, life and tattoos. His interests include alternative music, tattoos, aircraft, reading and paganism.
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1291432779
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 46
Book Description
Nick Armbrister is a writer from the Grim North. He writes gritty and funny poetry on many topics. This new book includes work on illness, romance, death, life and tattoos. His interests include alternative music, tattoos, aircraft, reading and paganism.
WOW! TATTOO MY BUTT PART 2 - WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ALL WILL BE TOMORROW?
Author: Nick Armbrister
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1291571752
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 45
Book Description
This is Nick Armbrister's new poem book and follow up to his first WOW! TATTOO MY BUTT poem book. This collection is equally shocking, interesting and funny. Poem topics include alternative gals, the Syrian war, aircraft and life. Unlike the first book, stories are included here. Potatoes have never been so dangerous in he hands of a mad man, Cecil Eccleswaite the 3rd, in Spud Time. This is a satirical horror story with a difference.
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1291571752
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 45
Book Description
This is Nick Armbrister's new poem book and follow up to his first WOW! TATTOO MY BUTT poem book. This collection is equally shocking, interesting and funny. Poem topics include alternative gals, the Syrian war, aircraft and life. Unlike the first book, stories are included here. Potatoes have never been so dangerous in he hands of a mad man, Cecil Eccleswaite the 3rd, in Spud Time. This is a satirical horror story with a difference.
Bow Wow: A Bowser and Birdie Novel
Author: Spencer Quinn
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338091379
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 247
Book Description
"Spencer Quinn speaks two languages -- suspense and dog -- fluently." -- Stephen King A bull shark in the swamp? No one in the Louisiana town of St. Roch believes it at first, but when a local boy has a face-to-face encounter with the toothy monster, every big fisherman is called out for the hunt. There's a big cash bounty on the shark.Sharp-eyed Birdie Gaux and her handsome dog Bowser can't help noticing that shark fever is causing some shady doings in town. For instance, where is Snoozy, the clerk who works at the Gaux family fishing store? He's the town's best fisherman, but suddenly he's missing. Is a rival bounty hunter behind Snoozy's suspicious disappearance? Or perhaps the marine biologist who said he'll do anything to keep the shark alive?Birdie and Bowser are determined to find Snoozy and bring him home safe, but the job is more dangerous than they know. Bowser better practice his paddling: He and Birdie are heading for deep waters . . .
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 1338091379
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 247
Book Description
"Spencer Quinn speaks two languages -- suspense and dog -- fluently." -- Stephen King A bull shark in the swamp? No one in the Louisiana town of St. Roch believes it at first, but when a local boy has a face-to-face encounter with the toothy monster, every big fisherman is called out for the hunt. There's a big cash bounty on the shark.Sharp-eyed Birdie Gaux and her handsome dog Bowser can't help noticing that shark fever is causing some shady doings in town. For instance, where is Snoozy, the clerk who works at the Gaux family fishing store? He's the town's best fisherman, but suddenly he's missing. Is a rival bounty hunter behind Snoozy's suspicious disappearance? Or perhaps the marine biologist who said he'll do anything to keep the shark alive?Birdie and Bowser are determined to find Snoozy and bring him home safe, but the job is more dangerous than they know. Bowser better practice his paddling: He and Birdie are heading for deep waters . . .
Wow! This Is Insane!
Author: Bobby Alvarez
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1475973020
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 213
Book Description
The captain asked, Why are there eight spacecraft approaching my castle with apparently evil intentions? How to sum up my crazy life in a few sentences? Okay, here goes: Those are probably Mobster spacecraft looking to both kill me, since I have a list of their names and crimes on my contact lens, and to retrieve the time-travel arm bands that I just dumped in your trash scow. Sorry about dropping this mess in your lap, but theyve already killed my girlfriend and kidnapped my family, and I know they absolutely will not stop, ever, until I am dead. So, I figured if I got the bands into the sun, at least I could die knowing I had done something good with my last great act of defiance. I took a deep breath and waited for the tongue-lashing that I knew was coming...
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1475973020
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 213
Book Description
The captain asked, Why are there eight spacecraft approaching my castle with apparently evil intentions? How to sum up my crazy life in a few sentences? Okay, here goes: Those are probably Mobster spacecraft looking to both kill me, since I have a list of their names and crimes on my contact lens, and to retrieve the time-travel arm bands that I just dumped in your trash scow. Sorry about dropping this mess in your lap, but theyve already killed my girlfriend and kidnapped my family, and I know they absolutely will not stop, ever, until I am dead. So, I figured if I got the bands into the sun, at least I could die knowing I had done something good with my last great act of defiance. I took a deep breath and waited for the tongue-lashing that I knew was coming...
Hard Limits
Author: Elise Noble
Publisher: Undercover Publishing Limited
ISBN: 1912888645
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 354
Book Description
When Indali Vadera runs to LA to escape an arranged marriage, borrowing a friend’s identity to stay off her overbearing parents’ radar seems like a good plan. As long as she doesn’t get close to anyone, her secret will stay safe, and her new boss is an easy man to hate. Mr. Vale. The ass who requires his coffee served at exactly one hundred and forty degrees. But when Indi’s friend goes missing, there’s only one person she can turn to for help. There’s a reason Braxton Vale hires personal assistants he can’t stand. Giving in to temptation could cost him everything. Between running a business empire and fighting with his hopefully soon-to-be ex-wife, he doesn’t have time for distractions, but there’s something different about this new girl… When Brax’s world begins to fall apart, there’s only one group of people he can turn to: his former roommates. But they’ve been keeping secrets too… Keywords: Enemies to lovers, Boss secretary, CEO, Humor, Millionaire, Hidden identity, Workplace romance, Forced proximity, Interracial, Mystery, Contemporary, Hot
Publisher: Undercover Publishing Limited
ISBN: 1912888645
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 354
Book Description
When Indali Vadera runs to LA to escape an arranged marriage, borrowing a friend’s identity to stay off her overbearing parents’ radar seems like a good plan. As long as she doesn’t get close to anyone, her secret will stay safe, and her new boss is an easy man to hate. Mr. Vale. The ass who requires his coffee served at exactly one hundred and forty degrees. But when Indi’s friend goes missing, there’s only one person she can turn to for help. There’s a reason Braxton Vale hires personal assistants he can’t stand. Giving in to temptation could cost him everything. Between running a business empire and fighting with his hopefully soon-to-be ex-wife, he doesn’t have time for distractions, but there’s something different about this new girl… When Brax’s world begins to fall apart, there’s only one group of people he can turn to: his former roommates. But they’ve been keeping secrets too… Keywords: Enemies to lovers, Boss secretary, CEO, Humor, Millionaire, Hidden identity, Workplace romance, Forced proximity, Interracial, Mystery, Contemporary, Hot
A Good-Looking Corpse
Author: Jeff Klima
Publisher: Alibi
ISBN: 1101886633
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 322
Book Description
Tom Tanner, the crime-scene-cleaning virtuoso of L.A. Rotten—hailed by Dianne Emley as “eloquent, profound, hilarious, and redemptive”—is going Hollywood. Because a psychopathic movie producer is planning a bloody blockbuster . . . with Tom in a starring role. Tom Tanner has a dark past but he’s no murderer. Unfortunately, Mikey Echo—the spoiled son of the most powerful man in Hollywood—seems to think otherwise. After a young actor suffers an untimely demise out a thirty-fourth-floor window, handsome ex-con Tom is summoned to scrub the splatter below. At the scene, he learns that producer Mikey has an indecent proposal to make—and for Tom, that means signing a deal with the devil. The rotten part is, things had finally been going Tom’s way. He’s got good steady work, a feisty woman to come home to, even a little notoriety for solving a string of grisly motel murders. Now Tom just wants this mad prince of Tinseltown to leave him alone. But the fatalist within braces for the inevitable: To get Mikey Echo off his back, someone must die. Praise for Jeff Klima’s L.A. Rotten “A really impressive debut . . . The book’s black humor reminded me a little of Donald E. Westlake, while the setting and dialogue could have come from Elmore Leonard. Those are two crime-writing legends whose names I don’t evoke lightly. Hopefully, L.A. Rotten is just the start for Jeff Klima.”—Crime Fiction Lover “Eloquent, profound, hilarious, and redemptive, L.A. Rotten has a heart of gold.”—Dianne Emley, bestselling author of the Nan Vining mysteries “A must-read novel for those who enjoy raw, ‘pulpy’ mysteries . . . Engrossing and satisfying, L.A. Rotten is a hard-boiled thriller that readers will be unable to put down.”—Gina Fava, author of The Sculptor
Publisher: Alibi
ISBN: 1101886633
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 322
Book Description
Tom Tanner, the crime-scene-cleaning virtuoso of L.A. Rotten—hailed by Dianne Emley as “eloquent, profound, hilarious, and redemptive”—is going Hollywood. Because a psychopathic movie producer is planning a bloody blockbuster . . . with Tom in a starring role. Tom Tanner has a dark past but he’s no murderer. Unfortunately, Mikey Echo—the spoiled son of the most powerful man in Hollywood—seems to think otherwise. After a young actor suffers an untimely demise out a thirty-fourth-floor window, handsome ex-con Tom is summoned to scrub the splatter below. At the scene, he learns that producer Mikey has an indecent proposal to make—and for Tom, that means signing a deal with the devil. The rotten part is, things had finally been going Tom’s way. He’s got good steady work, a feisty woman to come home to, even a little notoriety for solving a string of grisly motel murders. Now Tom just wants this mad prince of Tinseltown to leave him alone. But the fatalist within braces for the inevitable: To get Mikey Echo off his back, someone must die. Praise for Jeff Klima’s L.A. Rotten “A really impressive debut . . . The book’s black humor reminded me a little of Donald E. Westlake, while the setting and dialogue could have come from Elmore Leonard. Those are two crime-writing legends whose names I don’t evoke lightly. Hopefully, L.A. Rotten is just the start for Jeff Klima.”—Crime Fiction Lover “Eloquent, profound, hilarious, and redemptive, L.A. Rotten has a heart of gold.”—Dianne Emley, bestselling author of the Nan Vining mysteries “A must-read novel for those who enjoy raw, ‘pulpy’ mysteries . . . Engrossing and satisfying, L.A. Rotten is a hard-boiled thriller that readers will be unable to put down.”—Gina Fava, author of The Sculptor
Song Of Silver Lake
Author: Rod Mills
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 147978141X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 577
Book Description
Song of Silver Lake, Book 1 "Ruth" A young woman, searching a way out of an abusive home in Seattle agreed to become the surrogate mother to a wealthy, childless couple. A change of heart compelled the woman to keep the infant and escape to Silver Lake, Idaho. Still, six years later, racked with consuming guilt over her monetary theft, and fearful of the legal reprisals of abducting her own child, the young mother resigned herself to being a fugitive the rest of her life. Then she met the truck driver, Clay. Song of Silver Lake, Book 2 "Audrey" Frustrated with her life as a single, 28 year old woman, Audrey joined a Christian online dating service in Silver Lake, Idaho. Using the e-name Flower Girl, she met White Knight. White Knight was the man she'd been looking for like forever! He shared her religious and family values and, when Audrey poured out her heart, he seemed to listen with all of his heart. "I love you, White Knight." Audrey met another man, Dan Echo, a clerk at the local Ace Hardware. Everything went wrong when she needed to buy a simple chair bolt for her broken desk chair. Poorly versed in hardware terminology, Audrey tried describing the bolt which only confused Dan. "Ma'am, sounds like you really need a nipple. Does your bolt have male or female threads?" Audrey concluded that Dan Echo was crude, rude, and condescending. She learned later that Dan Echo was pastor of a small church and suspected he had a problem with pornography. Dan Echo was definitely bad news. Best to steer clear. Audrey and Dan didn't know that Flower Girl and White Knight were the same persons. Song of Silver Lake, Book 3 "Grace" 17 year old Grace only knew one profession, prostitution. Her mother, Veronica, taught her well. After Veronica was arrested on drug charges, Grace, and her 21 year old mentally retarded sister, Fanny, were taken to the Pocatello Juvenile Dependent Unit. Fearful the authorities would split up the sisters, they escaped to Silver Lake, Idaho. Hiding in their grandparents abandoned travel trailer at the lake, Grace provided for her and Fanny by soliciting drivers at the truck stop. "Hi, like some company?" Providence changed the sister's lives forever when Grace knocked on Clay's truck.
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 147978141X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 577
Book Description
Song of Silver Lake, Book 1 "Ruth" A young woman, searching a way out of an abusive home in Seattle agreed to become the surrogate mother to a wealthy, childless couple. A change of heart compelled the woman to keep the infant and escape to Silver Lake, Idaho. Still, six years later, racked with consuming guilt over her monetary theft, and fearful of the legal reprisals of abducting her own child, the young mother resigned herself to being a fugitive the rest of her life. Then she met the truck driver, Clay. Song of Silver Lake, Book 2 "Audrey" Frustrated with her life as a single, 28 year old woman, Audrey joined a Christian online dating service in Silver Lake, Idaho. Using the e-name Flower Girl, she met White Knight. White Knight was the man she'd been looking for like forever! He shared her religious and family values and, when Audrey poured out her heart, he seemed to listen with all of his heart. "I love you, White Knight." Audrey met another man, Dan Echo, a clerk at the local Ace Hardware. Everything went wrong when she needed to buy a simple chair bolt for her broken desk chair. Poorly versed in hardware terminology, Audrey tried describing the bolt which only confused Dan. "Ma'am, sounds like you really need a nipple. Does your bolt have male or female threads?" Audrey concluded that Dan Echo was crude, rude, and condescending. She learned later that Dan Echo was pastor of a small church and suspected he had a problem with pornography. Dan Echo was definitely bad news. Best to steer clear. Audrey and Dan didn't know that Flower Girl and White Knight were the same persons. Song of Silver Lake, Book 3 "Grace" 17 year old Grace only knew one profession, prostitution. Her mother, Veronica, taught her well. After Veronica was arrested on drug charges, Grace, and her 21 year old mentally retarded sister, Fanny, were taken to the Pocatello Juvenile Dependent Unit. Fearful the authorities would split up the sisters, they escaped to Silver Lake, Idaho. Hiding in their grandparents abandoned travel trailer at the lake, Grace provided for her and Fanny by soliciting drivers at the truck stop. "Hi, like some company?" Providence changed the sister's lives forever when Grace knocked on Clay's truck.
Rock Bottom at the Renaissance
Author: Mike Henneberger
Publisher: Berger Media
ISBN: 1733351310
Category : Music
Languages : en
Pages : 190
Book Description
New York City is an easy place to romanticize. Artists, writers, musicians, and their books, TV shows, films, and songs have been doing it for more than a century. I am not one of those writers, and this is not one of those books. New York City is also an easy place for a hopeless romantic to just become…hopeless––especially when you’re a music-obsessed nerd who grew up on pop-punk, emo, and John Cusack movies. Add some major depressive disorder, anxiety disorder, A.D.D., and all the prescriptions and other poisons pumping through your veins, and hopeless pretty much becomes your default setting. This book is about winning and losing––written, literally, as a big winner who never felt more like a loser. It’s about how mental illness is funny that way, but also not funny at all. But more than anything, it’s about fighting through mental struggles every day to create something that gets you to the next one. And it’s about the music that kept me alive, the artists who were often my only friends, and words––mine and theirs––that gave me hope.
Publisher: Berger Media
ISBN: 1733351310
Category : Music
Languages : en
Pages : 190
Book Description
New York City is an easy place to romanticize. Artists, writers, musicians, and their books, TV shows, films, and songs have been doing it for more than a century. I am not one of those writers, and this is not one of those books. New York City is also an easy place for a hopeless romantic to just become…hopeless––especially when you’re a music-obsessed nerd who grew up on pop-punk, emo, and John Cusack movies. Add some major depressive disorder, anxiety disorder, A.D.D., and all the prescriptions and other poisons pumping through your veins, and hopeless pretty much becomes your default setting. This book is about winning and losing––written, literally, as a big winner who never felt more like a loser. It’s about how mental illness is funny that way, but also not funny at all. But more than anything, it’s about fighting through mental struggles every day to create something that gets you to the next one. And it’s about the music that kept me alive, the artists who were often my only friends, and words––mine and theirs––that gave me hope.
Who Killed Maggie Swift?
Author: Lawrence Friedman
Publisher: Quid Pro Books
ISBN: 1610272250
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 176
Book Description
Frank May practices law the safe, routine way: wills, trusts, business law, books, forms, and documents. At least that's the way he wants it.... But clients and life don't always oblige. Frank avoids murder cases like most people avoid the dentist. That's not so easy to do when a dead body shows up during his routine appointment for a teeth cleaning, and he is thrust into an investigation that bridges his law practice. He needs to get to the root of this death. That will take more than scraping the surface of a dental practice with deep secrets and suspicious characters — or the nearby, bizarre Xyloquex Corporation. If Frank May is up to the task, he seems to be the last one to know it. A new QP Mystery, in the series The Frank May Chronicles. Other novels in the series include The Book Club Murder, Death of a Wannabe, Death of a One-Sided Man, and An Unnatural Death.
Publisher: Quid Pro Books
ISBN: 1610272250
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 176
Book Description
Frank May practices law the safe, routine way: wills, trusts, business law, books, forms, and documents. At least that's the way he wants it.... But clients and life don't always oblige. Frank avoids murder cases like most people avoid the dentist. That's not so easy to do when a dead body shows up during his routine appointment for a teeth cleaning, and he is thrust into an investigation that bridges his law practice. He needs to get to the root of this death. That will take more than scraping the surface of a dental practice with deep secrets and suspicious characters — or the nearby, bizarre Xyloquex Corporation. If Frank May is up to the task, he seems to be the last one to know it. A new QP Mystery, in the series The Frank May Chronicles. Other novels in the series include The Book Club Murder, Death of a Wannabe, Death of a One-Sided Man, and An Unnatural Death.
Unending Hunger
Author: Marisa Chenery
Publisher: Marisa Chenery
ISBN: 1988659221
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 213
Book Description
Volume three in the Ra's Chosen Series Reincarnated Hunger Unlike his fellow warriors, Kysen already had found his mate—the woman who’d stirred his blood like no other, but he’d been mortal at the time. When she’d died, he’d vowed to never love again. Cena is disappointed in men. Perhaps reading too many romance novels has done her in, but no man lives up to what she’s read…and dreamed. Foreseen Hunger Takan has hidden who he is for three thousand years, but the time for secrecy is coming to an end. He knows it, and more importantly, Ra knows it. Falon lost her love years ago to the bite of an undead and has spent her nights hunting the creatures ever since. She kisses Takan and discovers his fangs, and does what any warrior girl would do—she stabs him. Ra's Hunger After watching all his warriors find their mates, Ra wants nothing more than to find his. How hard could it be? He’s an Egyptian god, for crying out loud. Women should fall at his feet—and into his bed. Shanda doesn’t want a man right now. No way, no how. When a sexy stranger shows up at her museum, her sex-starved body doesn’t care. It wants him…posthaste. She might have a chance in hell of resisting him, if he’d only stop kissing her.
Publisher: Marisa Chenery
ISBN: 1988659221
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 213
Book Description
Volume three in the Ra's Chosen Series Reincarnated Hunger Unlike his fellow warriors, Kysen already had found his mate—the woman who’d stirred his blood like no other, but he’d been mortal at the time. When she’d died, he’d vowed to never love again. Cena is disappointed in men. Perhaps reading too many romance novels has done her in, but no man lives up to what she’s read…and dreamed. Foreseen Hunger Takan has hidden who he is for three thousand years, but the time for secrecy is coming to an end. He knows it, and more importantly, Ra knows it. Falon lost her love years ago to the bite of an undead and has spent her nights hunting the creatures ever since. She kisses Takan and discovers his fangs, and does what any warrior girl would do—she stabs him. Ra's Hunger After watching all his warriors find their mates, Ra wants nothing more than to find his. How hard could it be? He’s an Egyptian god, for crying out loud. Women should fall at his feet—and into his bed. Shanda doesn’t want a man right now. No way, no how. When a sexy stranger shows up at her museum, her sex-starved body doesn’t care. It wants him…posthaste. She might have a chance in hell of resisting him, if he’d only stop kissing her.