Author: Paul Dickson
Publisher: Courier Corporation
ISBN: 0486797171
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 450
Book Description
According to Murphy's Law, "If anything can go wrong, it will." This humorous hardcover compilation offers variations on the well-known adage, including comic truths related to business matters, excuses, efficiency, and legal jargon.
Wolf Who Rules
Author: Wen Spencer
Publisher: Baen Publishing Enterprises
ISBN: 1618245252
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 499
Book Description
A New Breed of Adventure! Tinker: just a quick-witted girl from Pittsburgh - who happens to be responsible for depositing high elves and her hometown humans into a melting pot of magic. Now the draconian oni seek to destroy the elves by breeding human git to do their evil bidding. But half-breeds who are half-human may not be the slaves the oni imagined. The revolt is on! Its leader A certain newly-minted elven princess from Pittsburgh, PA, by the name of Tinker. The thrilling sequel to Tinker by Wen Spencer, winner of the 2003 John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management). "Wit and intelligence. Buffy fans should find a lot to like in [Spencer's] resourceful heroine." ¾ Publishers Weekly
Publisher: Baen Publishing Enterprises
ISBN: 1618245252
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 499
Book Description
A New Breed of Adventure! Tinker: just a quick-witted girl from Pittsburgh - who happens to be responsible for depositing high elves and her hometown humans into a melting pot of magic. Now the draconian oni seek to destroy the elves by breeding human git to do their evil bidding. But half-breeds who are half-human may not be the slaves the oni imagined. The revolt is on! Its leader A certain newly-minted elven princess from Pittsburgh, PA, by the name of Tinker. The thrilling sequel to Tinker by Wen Spencer, winner of the 2003 John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management). "Wit and intelligence. Buffy fans should find a lot to like in [Spencer's] resourceful heroine." ¾ Publishers Weekly
Elfhome
Author: Wen Spencer
Publisher: Baen Publishing Enterprises
ISBN: 1618249487
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 418
Book Description
Pittsburgh, PA has been magically transported to a world of elves and magic in order to stave off a monstrous invasion of Earth. Now Tinker, once a downtrodden waif from that city, but now a full-blooded elf ruler, must root out and destroy an evil plot that involves the kidnapping and breeding of elf children. Tinker uncovers ancient secrets and a web of betrayal as she searches for the lost elflings. Meanwhile, the orc-like oni gangster kidnappers will stop at nothing to win, so neither can she. At five foot nothing, Tinkers greatest weapon has always been her intelligence. Politics, she discovers, is a battle of wits, and Tinker comes heavily armed. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).
Publisher: Baen Publishing Enterprises
ISBN: 1618249487
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 418
Book Description
Pittsburgh, PA has been magically transported to a world of elves and magic in order to stave off a monstrous invasion of Earth. Now Tinker, once a downtrodden waif from that city, but now a full-blooded elf ruler, must root out and destroy an evil plot that involves the kidnapping and breeding of elf children. Tinker uncovers ancient secrets and a web of betrayal as she searches for the lost elflings. Meanwhile, the orc-like oni gangster kidnappers will stop at nothing to win, so neither can she. At five foot nothing, Tinkers greatest weapon has always been her intelligence. Politics, she discovers, is a battle of wits, and Tinker comes heavily armed. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).
Promise of the Wolves
Author: Dorothy Hearst
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416570217
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 368
Book Description
The first in The Wolf Chronicles trilogy, brilliantly weaving together original research, lovable characters and a dynamic, thoroughly engaging plot, Promise of the Wolves is a historical adventure story in the tradition of Clan of the Cave Bear and Watership Down. Set 14,000 years ago in what is now Southern Europe, Promise of the Wolves is told from the point of view of Kaala, a young wolf born of a forbidden, mixed-blood litter. An outcast after her mother is exiled, Kaala struggles to earn her place in her pack. But her world is turned upside down when she rescues a human girl from drowning. Kaala and her young packmates begin hunting and playing with humans—risking expulsion from their pack and banishment from their home in the Wide Valley. When war between humans and wolves threatens, Kaala learns that she is the last in a long line of wolves charged with keeping watch over humans in order to prevent them from losing touch with nature and thus destroying the world. But to do so she must solve the great paradox of wolfkind: though wolves must always be with humans, humans cannot abide the presence of wolves, and every time the two come together, war ensues. Kaala must choose between safety for herself, her friends, and their human companions and the survival of her pack—and perhaps all of wolf and humankind.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416570217
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 368
Book Description
The first in The Wolf Chronicles trilogy, brilliantly weaving together original research, lovable characters and a dynamic, thoroughly engaging plot, Promise of the Wolves is a historical adventure story in the tradition of Clan of the Cave Bear and Watership Down. Set 14,000 years ago in what is now Southern Europe, Promise of the Wolves is told from the point of view of Kaala, a young wolf born of a forbidden, mixed-blood litter. An outcast after her mother is exiled, Kaala struggles to earn her place in her pack. But her world is turned upside down when she rescues a human girl from drowning. Kaala and her young packmates begin hunting and playing with humans—risking expulsion from their pack and banishment from their home in the Wide Valley. When war between humans and wolves threatens, Kaala learns that she is the last in a long line of wolves charged with keeping watch over humans in order to prevent them from losing touch with nature and thus destroying the world. But to do so she must solve the great paradox of wolfkind: though wolves must always be with humans, humans cannot abide the presence of wolves, and every time the two come together, war ensues. Kaala must choose between safety for herself, her friends, and their human companions and the survival of her pack—and perhaps all of wolf and humankind.
My Thirty-First Year (and Other Calamities)
Author: Emily Wolf
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1647420814
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 287
Book Description
"Superb characterizations round out this captivating production." —Library Journal, Best Audiobooks of 2022 On her 30th birthday, Yale-educated Zoe Greene was supposed to be married to her high-school sweetheart, pregnant with their first baby, and practicing law in Chicago. Instead, she’s planning an abortion and filing for divorce. Zoe wants to understand why her plans failed—and to move on, have sex, and date while there’s still time. As she navigates dysfunctional penises, a paucity of grammatically sound online dating profiles, and her paralyzing fear of aging alone, she also grapples with the pressure women feel to put others first. Ultimately, Zoe’s family, friends, incomparable therapist, and diary of never-to-be-sent letters to her first loves, the rock band U2, help her learn to let go—of society’s constructs of female happiness, and of her own.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1647420814
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 287
Book Description
"Superb characterizations round out this captivating production." —Library Journal, Best Audiobooks of 2022 On her 30th birthday, Yale-educated Zoe Greene was supposed to be married to her high-school sweetheart, pregnant with their first baby, and practicing law in Chicago. Instead, she’s planning an abortion and filing for divorce. Zoe wants to understand why her plans failed—and to move on, have sex, and date while there’s still time. As she navigates dysfunctional penises, a paucity of grammatically sound online dating profiles, and her paralyzing fear of aging alone, she also grapples with the pressure women feel to put others first. Ultimately, Zoe’s family, friends, incomparable therapist, and diary of never-to-be-sent letters to her first loves, the rock band U2, help her learn to let go—of society’s constructs of female happiness, and of her own.
The Rules
Author: Nancy Holder
Publisher: Delacorte Press
ISBN: 0375983473
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 354
Book Description
"The Rules is a must-read for fans of thrillers with truly frightening twists."--School Library Journal Narrated by an alternating unreliable group of teens, this dark thriller will have readers on the edge of their seats. No one is safe and everyone is a suspect. It’s Saw meets I Know What You Did Last Summer. Junior Robin Brisset has no idea what she’s in for when she accepts an invitation to one of Callabrese High’s most exclusive parties. And when the trademark scavenger hunt begins, Robin must go against every rule she’s lived by to survive. "Holder and Viguié keep the action churning along as they bounce from teen to teen for different perspectives on the action, sometimes recording a murder with appropriate gore, sometimes an escape."--Kirkus "Fans of the genre will be horrified, just the way they like it."--Booklist "A good mystery, THE RULES is a blockbuster horror film waiting to be made. This graphic story will find fans among horror aficionados, mystery fans, and those who enjoyed Heathers and other high school revenge tales."--VOYA
Publisher: Delacorte Press
ISBN: 0375983473
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 354
Book Description
"The Rules is a must-read for fans of thrillers with truly frightening twists."--School Library Journal Narrated by an alternating unreliable group of teens, this dark thriller will have readers on the edge of their seats. No one is safe and everyone is a suspect. It’s Saw meets I Know What You Did Last Summer. Junior Robin Brisset has no idea what she’s in for when she accepts an invitation to one of Callabrese High’s most exclusive parties. And when the trademark scavenger hunt begins, Robin must go against every rule she’s lived by to survive. "Holder and Viguié keep the action churning along as they bounce from teen to teen for different perspectives on the action, sometimes recording a murder with appropriate gore, sometimes an escape."--Kirkus "Fans of the genre will be horrified, just the way they like it."--Booklist "A good mystery, THE RULES is a blockbuster horror film waiting to be made. This graphic story will find fans among horror aficionados, mystery fans, and those who enjoyed Heathers and other high school revenge tales."--VOYA
The Official Rules
Author: Paul Dickson
Publisher: Courier Corporation
ISBN: 0486797171
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 450
Book Description
According to Murphy's Law, "If anything can go wrong, it will." This humorous hardcover compilation offers variations on the well-known adage, including comic truths related to business matters, excuses, efficiency, and legal jargon.
Publisher: Courier Corporation
ISBN: 0486797171
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 450
Book Description
According to Murphy's Law, "If anything can go wrong, it will." This humorous hardcover compilation offers variations on the well-known adage, including comic truths related to business matters, excuses, efficiency, and legal jargon.
What's the Time, Grandma Wolf?
Author: Ken Brown
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1561458910
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
There's a wolf in the woods and everyone says: "She's big and she's bad, she's old and she's hairy. Best leave her alone, she's mean and she's SCARY!" When the little animals hear that a big, bad wolf lives in their forest, they decide to get a closer look. Squirrel, Crow, Badger, and their friends sneak up on Grandma Wolf's house, where they find her fast asleep. Brave Piglet shouts, "What's the time, Grandma Wolf?" and the fun begins. All the animals take a turn asking the question, creeping closer and closer. As the excitement mounts, children will delight in discovering the surprise Grandma Wolf has in store for the curious animals. Author-illustrator Ken Brown's vivid watercolor illustrations perfectly complement this engaging and unexpected story. What's the Time, Grandma Wolf? is also based on a popular classic game. Readers can look in the back for the rules.
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1561458910
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
There's a wolf in the woods and everyone says: "She's big and she's bad, she's old and she's hairy. Best leave her alone, she's mean and she's SCARY!" When the little animals hear that a big, bad wolf lives in their forest, they decide to get a closer look. Squirrel, Crow, Badger, and their friends sneak up on Grandma Wolf's house, where they find her fast asleep. Brave Piglet shouts, "What's the time, Grandma Wolf?" and the fun begins. All the animals take a turn asking the question, creeping closer and closer. As the excitement mounts, children will delight in discovering the surprise Grandma Wolf has in store for the curious animals. Author-illustrator Ken Brown's vivid watercolor illustrations perfectly complement this engaging and unexpected story. What's the Time, Grandma Wolf? is also based on a popular classic game. Readers can look in the back for the rules.
The Wolf's Pretend Mate
Author: Sophie Stern
Publisher: Sophie Stern
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 173
Book Description
Daphne has had her heart set on being Alpha ever since she was a little cub. Everything she's done has been to prepare her for taking over the Rawr County Wolf Pack. She knows she's going to be a fair and wonderful leader, but when the pack elders hit her with a leadership requirement, she's caught off guard. She has to get MARRIED? She doesn't even have time to date! How is she going to find a husband? Fletcher is the kind of guy who never turns down a dare. He especially doesn't turn down a dare from curvy, luscious women he meets in bars. When one particularly adorable woman dares him to marry her, he thinks it's a joke, but when he wakes up married to the wolf Alpha the next day, he realizes he just might be in over his head. Will the pack accept Fletcher as Daphne's mate? Will they suspect their marriage isn't exactly legit? And who in the pack seems determined to sabotage Daphne's rule as leader?
Publisher: Sophie Stern
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 173
Book Description
Daphne has had her heart set on being Alpha ever since she was a little cub. Everything she's done has been to prepare her for taking over the Rawr County Wolf Pack. She knows she's going to be a fair and wonderful leader, but when the pack elders hit her with a leadership requirement, she's caught off guard. She has to get MARRIED? She doesn't even have time to date! How is she going to find a husband? Fletcher is the kind of guy who never turns down a dare. He especially doesn't turn down a dare from curvy, luscious women he meets in bars. When one particularly adorable woman dares him to marry her, he thinks it's a joke, but when he wakes up married to the wolf Alpha the next day, he realizes he just might be in over his head. Will the pack accept Fletcher as Daphne's mate? Will they suspect their marriage isn't exactly legit? And who in the pack seems determined to sabotage Daphne's rule as leader?
White Wolf's Law
Author: Hal Dunning
Publisher: Good Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 197
Book Description
Hal Dunning in the book "White Wolf's Law" discusses the story of an outlaw known as the White Wolf. To clarify an injustice in the city, he disguises it in different ways in search of justice. Will he be able to get justice? Will his quest for justice be of any regard? A book that turns blood brothers against each other in the quest for justice to prevail.
Publisher: Good Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 197
Book Description
Hal Dunning in the book "White Wolf's Law" discusses the story of an outlaw known as the White Wolf. To clarify an injustice in the city, he disguises it in different ways in search of justice. Will he be able to get justice? Will his quest for justice be of any regard? A book that turns blood brothers against each other in the quest for justice to prevail.
Angel Whitewolf
Author: Francisco Toledo Rosenfield
Publisher: Palibrio
ISBN: 1463329547
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 242
Book Description
Have you ever been sick of everything? Have you ever felt a deep void that you can't fill with anything? Have you noticed that your nature guides you to act one way, but if you dare to follow it, you will be severely judged? Have you felt that you don't fit in completely; that there is something that you maybe still have to find and that it would make sense of everything? Have you experienced fear? Have you felt guilt? Would you like to stop feeling them forever? Are you tired of crying, of suffering and enduring pain, and even so there are still cynics who tell you that this is the road to eternal happiness? And if all the answers were always with you? And if you were always right? And if your unlimited potential was always there, and now it's ready to burst forth and show the world that the truth was always with you and not with everyone else? Angel Whitewolf, the dark enlightened one, has awakened, and he is here to show you, if you wish, that the greatest power imaginable belongs to you... and to use it, you have only to reclaim it through being yourself. It's only fair that things finally be done your way...
Publisher: Palibrio
ISBN: 1463329547
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 242
Book Description
Have you ever been sick of everything? Have you ever felt a deep void that you can't fill with anything? Have you noticed that your nature guides you to act one way, but if you dare to follow it, you will be severely judged? Have you felt that you don't fit in completely; that there is something that you maybe still have to find and that it would make sense of everything? Have you experienced fear? Have you felt guilt? Would you like to stop feeling them forever? Are you tired of crying, of suffering and enduring pain, and even so there are still cynics who tell you that this is the road to eternal happiness? And if all the answers were always with you? And if you were always right? And if your unlimited potential was always there, and now it's ready to burst forth and show the world that the truth was always with you and not with everyone else? Angel Whitewolf, the dark enlightened one, has awakened, and he is here to show you, if you wish, that the greatest power imaginable belongs to you... and to use it, you have only to reclaim it through being yourself. It's only fair that things finally be done your way...