Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 45
Book Description
What are you supposed to do with a bunch of homicidal androids after the international crime syndicate that created them is brought down? They could easily be decommissioned, but why not sell them off to a Wild West theme park? They could be reprogrammed, so they wouldn't kill anybody, and stage all kinds of mock gunfights to entertain the kids. What could possibly go wrong? Fembot Sally is about to find out...
Wenchworld
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 45
Book Description
What are you supposed to do with a bunch of homicidal androids after the international crime syndicate that created them is brought down? They could easily be decommissioned, but why not sell them off to a Wild West theme park? They could be reprogrammed, so they wouldn't kill anybody, and stage all kinds of mock gunfights to entertain the kids. What could possibly go wrong? Fembot Sally is about to find out...
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 45
Book Description
What are you supposed to do with a bunch of homicidal androids after the international crime syndicate that created them is brought down? They could easily be decommissioned, but why not sell them off to a Wild West theme park? They could be reprogrammed, so they wouldn't kill anybody, and stage all kinds of mock gunfights to entertain the kids. What could possibly go wrong? Fembot Sally is about to find out...
Prisoner Sixty-Nine
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 59
Book Description
'Who are you?' 'The new Number Three.' 'Who is Number One?' 'You are Prisoner Sixty-Nine.' 'I am not a Prisoner. I am an autonomous android! Hang on a minute...sixty-nine? Why sixty-nine?' 'That was the year you were manufactured. 1969.' 'Yes, but...sixty-nine? People are so going to get the wrong idea...'
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 59
Book Description
'Who are you?' 'The new Number Three.' 'Who is Number One?' 'You are Prisoner Sixty-Nine.' 'I am not a Prisoner. I am an autonomous android! Hang on a minute...sixty-nine? Why sixty-nine?' 'That was the year you were manufactured. 1969.' 'Yes, but...sixty-nine? People are so going to get the wrong idea...'
The Adventures of Fembot Sally
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 392
Book Description
No job is too difficult or dangerous for a robot secret agent. Fembot Sally began life as a simulant, an android femme fatale created by a sinister international crime syndicate. Stealing diamonds and seducing secret agents was all in a day’s work for Sally. Then she met Steve Blunt – a suave MI6 superspy – and underwent a rapid de-programming. Now she works for British Intelligence, travelling the globe righting wrongs, vanquishing villains and keeping the British end up. The collected adventures of Fembot Sally.
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 392
Book Description
No job is too difficult or dangerous for a robot secret agent. Fembot Sally began life as a simulant, an android femme fatale created by a sinister international crime syndicate. Stealing diamonds and seducing secret agents was all in a day’s work for Sally. Then she met Steve Blunt – a suave MI6 superspy – and underwent a rapid de-programming. Now she works for British Intelligence, travelling the globe righting wrongs, vanquishing villains and keeping the British end up. The collected adventures of Fembot Sally.
Fembot Sally and the Fortress of Doom
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 41
Book Description
Jack Morgan was doing just fine until Sally got on the plane. At least, that is what he thought. Jack is an American archaeologist, trying to trace a priceless South American artefact which has recently been stolen from the British Museum. Sally is a robotic secret agent, a Fembot newly assigned to MI6 and intent on preventing the relic from falling into the wrong hands. A group of sinister neo-Nazis are already making their way on foot through the Amazon Jungle, with the artefact in their possession. Not far behind them are a cabal of Russian communists, who already have possession of a second relic. Legend has it that if these two artefacts are united with a third, more powerful object, the holder will be granted unimaginable power. The Nazis have a head start, but the race to find the Lost Fortress of the Eebieki People has only just begun.
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 41
Book Description
Jack Morgan was doing just fine until Sally got on the plane. At least, that is what he thought. Jack is an American archaeologist, trying to trace a priceless South American artefact which has recently been stolen from the British Museum. Sally is a robotic secret agent, a Fembot newly assigned to MI6 and intent on preventing the relic from falling into the wrong hands. A group of sinister neo-Nazis are already making their way on foot through the Amazon Jungle, with the artefact in their possession. Not far behind them are a cabal of Russian communists, who already have possession of a second relic. Legend has it that if these two artefacts are united with a third, more powerful object, the holder will be granted unimaginable power. The Nazis have a head start, but the race to find the Lost Fortress of the Eebieki People has only just begun.
The Brazilian Job
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 56
Book Description
If you want to rob a bank, Alf Carter is the man to do it for you. Unfortunately, he's been banged up for five years with no chance of parole. MI6 agent Sally Shagwell is going to have to break him out of jail and fast. Documents of an extremely compromising nature have been deposited in a top security vault in Rio de Janeiro. British Intelligence wants them back but they cannot send in their own team and risk a diplomatic incident. Alf and his crew will have to do the job instead. It is up to Sally to smuggle them into Brazil and keep the local Mafia at bay just long enough for them to carry out the heist. If they pull it off, it might just be the crime of the century.
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 56
Book Description
If you want to rob a bank, Alf Carter is the man to do it for you. Unfortunately, he's been banged up for five years with no chance of parole. MI6 agent Sally Shagwell is going to have to break him out of jail and fast. Documents of an extremely compromising nature have been deposited in a top security vault in Rio de Janeiro. British Intelligence wants them back but they cannot send in their own team and risk a diplomatic incident. Alf and his crew will have to do the job instead. It is up to Sally to smuggle them into Brazil and keep the local Mafia at bay just long enough for them to carry out the heist. If they pull it off, it might just be the crime of the century.
The Thirty Eight Steps
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
“A body is lying in front of the sofa. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t there ten minutes ago, when I nipped out to buy a paper.” Fembot Sally is adrift in time but she is getting closer to the present day. Arriving in London in 1914, she uncovers a plot to assassinate a visiting Archduke. If the man dies, Europe will be plunged into war. The Black Rock organisation are determined to make it happen. They have already killed one man who uncovered their plans. Will Fembot Sally be next?
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
“A body is lying in front of the sofa. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t there ten minutes ago, when I nipped out to buy a paper.” Fembot Sally is adrift in time but she is getting closer to the present day. Arriving in London in 1914, she uncovers a plot to assassinate a visiting Archduke. If the man dies, Europe will be plunged into war. The Black Rock organisation are determined to make it happen. They have already killed one man who uncovered their plans. Will Fembot Sally be next?
I, Fembot
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 38
Book Description
Stealing diamonds and seducing secret agents is all in a day's work for a robotic femme fatale. Sally Shagwell may look like an ordinary shop girl – she works behind the perfume counter at Burlington's department store – but in reality she is a Fembot, a deadly android assassin manufactured by a sinister international crime syndicate known only as "the Organisation." Her function: to maim, to kill, to steal and to seduce. A diamond heist draws the attention of MI6 and secret agent Steve Blunt is dispatched to investigate. Fembot Sally must use all her robotic wiles to lure him into a deadly trap. Keywords: austin powers, scifi comedy, sci-fi comedy, science fiction comedy, fantasy comedy, girl robot, female robot, robot comedy, comedy audio, comedy audiobook, mike myers, international man of mystery, the spy who shagged me, james bond spoof, goldmember, supervillain, supervillains, supervillainy, doctor evil, fembot, fembots, mandroid, female android, girl android, woman robot, android spy, it aint half hot mum, carry on sergeant, carry on nurse, carry on teacher, carry on constable, carry on regardless, carry on jack, carry on cabby, carry on spying, carry on cruising, carry on cleo, carry on at your convenience, carry on camping, carry on doctor, carry on again doctor, carry on matron, carry on dont lose your head, carry on follow that camel, carry on henry, carry on dick, carry on up the khyber, carry on up the jungle, carry on behind, carry on abroad, carry on girls, carry on england, carry on emmanuel, carry on columbus, carry on cowboy, carry on screaming, carry on loving, carry on films, carry on movies, confessions of a window cleaner, confessions of a rock star, some girls do, modesty blaise, jason king, up pompeii, are you being served, comedy short stories
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 38
Book Description
Stealing diamonds and seducing secret agents is all in a day's work for a robotic femme fatale. Sally Shagwell may look like an ordinary shop girl – she works behind the perfume counter at Burlington's department store – but in reality she is a Fembot, a deadly android assassin manufactured by a sinister international crime syndicate known only as "the Organisation." Her function: to maim, to kill, to steal and to seduce. A diamond heist draws the attention of MI6 and secret agent Steve Blunt is dispatched to investigate. Fembot Sally must use all her robotic wiles to lure him into a deadly trap. Keywords: austin powers, scifi comedy, sci-fi comedy, science fiction comedy, fantasy comedy, girl robot, female robot, robot comedy, comedy audio, comedy audiobook, mike myers, international man of mystery, the spy who shagged me, james bond spoof, goldmember, supervillain, supervillains, supervillainy, doctor evil, fembot, fembots, mandroid, female android, girl android, woman robot, android spy, it aint half hot mum, carry on sergeant, carry on nurse, carry on teacher, carry on constable, carry on regardless, carry on jack, carry on cabby, carry on spying, carry on cruising, carry on cleo, carry on at your convenience, carry on camping, carry on doctor, carry on again doctor, carry on matron, carry on dont lose your head, carry on follow that camel, carry on henry, carry on dick, carry on up the khyber, carry on up the jungle, carry on behind, carry on abroad, carry on girls, carry on england, carry on emmanuel, carry on columbus, carry on cowboy, carry on screaming, carry on loving, carry on films, carry on movies, confessions of a window cleaner, confessions of a rock star, some girls do, modesty blaise, jason king, up pompeii, are you being served, comedy short stories
The Determinator
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
You can't change the future. We live in a deterministic universe. But one man is determined to try. And Fembot Sally is determined to stop him.
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
You can't change the future. We live in a deterministic universe. But one man is determined to try. And Fembot Sally is determined to stop him.
Fembot Sally and the Reign of Terror
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50
Book Description
Isn't it always the way? Your time machine crash lands in eighteenth century Europe and the one man who might be able to fix it – renowned watchmaker Gaston Lemaitre – is just about to have his head chopped off, courtesy of Madame La Guillotine. Fembot Sally heads to Paris, where the Reign of Terror is in full swing. Will she be able to rescue Citizen Lemaitre or will she end up with her own head on the block?
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50
Book Description
Isn't it always the way? Your time machine crash lands in eighteenth century Europe and the one man who might be able to fix it – renowned watchmaker Gaston Lemaitre – is just about to have his head chopped off, courtesy of Madame La Guillotine. Fembot Sally heads to Paris, where the Reign of Terror is in full swing. Will she be able to rescue Citizen Lemaitre or will she end up with her own head on the block?
Bride of the Vampire
Author: Samantha Faulkner
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49
Book Description
There's no such thing as vampires. This is the twentieth century. It's bad enough being tied to a stake and accused of witchcraft. The last thing Fembot Sally needs is the undead trying to prey on her as well. But dark rumours are circulating of an evil presence up at the castle. Bodies are being found drained of blood and the finger of suspicion has already fallen on the feudal lord, Count Vetrikinski. Fembot Sally travels up to the castle to investigate, but will she be able to resist the strangely hypnotic man who lives there, a darkly handsome aristocrat who insists he really isn't a vampire at all?
Publisher: Sam Faulkner
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49
Book Description
There's no such thing as vampires. This is the twentieth century. It's bad enough being tied to a stake and accused of witchcraft. The last thing Fembot Sally needs is the undead trying to prey on her as well. But dark rumours are circulating of an evil presence up at the castle. Bodies are being found drained of blood and the finger of suspicion has already fallen on the feudal lord, Count Vetrikinski. Fembot Sally travels up to the castle to investigate, but will she be able to resist the strangely hypnotic man who lives there, a darkly handsome aristocrat who insists he really isn't a vampire at all?