Author: Mike Bender
Publisher: Crown
ISBN: 0307592294
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 194
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Book Description
Based on the hit website, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly awesome snaps of family bonding, you will laugh so hard that people in adjoining offices will ask what’s wrong with you”—Esquire), this full color book features never-before-seen photos and hilarious personal stories covering everything from uncomfortable moments with relatives, teen angst, sibling rivalry, and family vacations from hell. Cringe at the forced poses, bad hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to look at our own families and celebrate the fact that we're not alone. Nothing says awkward better than an uncomfortable family photograph!
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Publisher: Willow Creek Press
ISBN: 9781682348642
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 96
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David Olenick's super power is finding clever, simple ways to illustrate the everyday things that you know, but didn't realize you were thinking. A master of all things punny, his hallmarks of pessimism, honesty, and humor tie in perfectly with the graphic, bold illustrations that inspire a good chuckle and the occasional eye roll.
Author: Chronicle Books
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452152993
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 65
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A celebration of cats and the totally awesome '80s, this book takes readers through the playful lives of furry felines living in 1986. Filled with colorful snapshots of cats as they go to school, hang at the mall, veg out at home, and do their thing, this hilarious volume captures the essence of the '80s—and takes it to the max with cats! Featuring the greatest trends of that decade—from fashion fads (neon, big hair, and shoulder pads) to pop-culture highlights (Jane Fonda, WHAM!, and more)—this paw-sitively irresistible mash-up is sure to delight those who love cats and all things '80s. Radicat!
Author: R. Cristi
Publisher: Psylon Press
ISBN: 9780986600401
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 82
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Some random Mexican jokes from the book: A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?" His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not." *** A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold." Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm." Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone" *** What's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders. Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither. How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it. What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed. What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it's probably yours! Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time? How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted. Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it. 2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop. Buy the book to read 100s more Mexican jokes!
Author: Patricia Sands
Publisher: Lake Union Publishing
ISBN: 9781542045872
Category : Arles (France)
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Sixty-two-year old Arianna arrives in the south of France for a two-week artists' workshop full of anticipation but burdened by guilt. Back home in Toronto, she has been living with the devastating diagnosis of her husband's dementia and the heartbreak of watching the man she has loved for decades slip away before her eyes. Encouraged by her family to take some time for herself, she has traveled to Arles to set up her easel in the same fields of poppies and sunflowers that inspired Van Gogh. Gradually, she rediscovers the inner artist she abandoned long ago. Drawing strength from the warm companionship and gentle wisdom of her fellow artists at the retreat - as well as the vitality of guest lecturer Jacques de Villeneuve, an artist and a cowboy - Arianna searches her heart for permission to embrace the life in front of her, and like the sunflowers, once again face the light.
Author: Eric Silverstein
Publisher: Sterling Epicure
ISBN: 9781454931218
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 256
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Book Description
Eric Silverstein's background in both Asian and Southern/Southwestern cuisine informs his cooking at his Austin restaurant, The Peached Tortilla. The 100 flavor-packed recipes here include many of the restaurant's most-beloved dishes, like the Banh Mi Taco, JapaJam Burger, Pork Belly Slider, crispy Umami Fried Chicken, Asian Pear Miso Salad, and Malaysian Laksa Noodle Bowl. This is Asian fusion at its best, delivering soul-satisfying comfort food with a kick!
