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The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume VII): Edited By Marshall P. Wilder (Library Edition) This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
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BREITMANN AND THE TURNERS BY CHARLES GODFREY LELAND Hans Breitmann choined de ToornersNovemper in de fall, Und dey gifed a boostin' benderAll in de Toorner Hall.Dere coomed de whole GesangvereinMit der Liederlich Aepfel Chor, Und dey blowed on de drooms und stroomed on de fifesTill dey couldn't refife no more. Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners, Dey all set oop some shouts, Dey took'd him into deir Toorner Hall, Und poots him a course of shprouts, Dey poots him on de barrell-hell parsUnd shtands him oop on his head, Und dey poomps de beer mit an enchine hoseIn his mout' dill he's 'pout half tead! Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners;-Dey make shimnastig dricks;He stoot on de middle of de floor, Und put oop a fifdy-six.Und den he trows it to de roof, Und schwig off a treadful trink: De veight coom toomple pack on his headt, Und py shinks! he didn't vink! Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners: -Mein Gott! how dey drinked und shworeDere vas Schwabians und Tyrolers, Und Bavarians by de score.Some vellers coomed from de Rheinland, Und Frankfort-on-de-Main, Boot dere vas only von Sharman dere, Und he vas a Holstein Dane. Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners, Mit a Limpurg' cheese he coom;Ven he open de box it schmell so loudtIt knock de musik doomb.Ven de Deutschers kit de flavor, It coorl de haar on dere head;Boot dere vas dwo Amerigans dere;Und, py tam! it kilt dem dead! Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners;De ladies coomed in to see;Dey poot dem in de blace for de gals, All in der gal-lerie.Dey ashk: "Vhere ish der Breitmann?"And dey dremple mit awe and fearVen dey see him schwingen py de toes, A trinken lager bier. Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners: -I dells you vot py tam!Dey sings de great Urbummellied: De holy Sharman psalm.Und ven dey kits to de gorusYou ought to hear dem dramp!It scared der Teufel down belowTo hear de Dootchmen stamp. Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners: -By Donner! it vas grand, Vhen de whole of dem goes a valkin'Und dancin' on dere hand, Mit de veet all wavin' in de air, Gottstausend! vot a dricks!Dill der Breitmann fall und dey all go downShoost like a row of bricks. Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners, Dey lay dere in a heap, And slept dill de early sonnen shineCome in at de window creep;And de preeze it vake dem from deir dream, And dey go to kit deir feed: Here hat' dis song an Ende-Das ist
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Title: The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X) Author: Various
