Author: Texas Pet Company
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Unleash the Laughter with "The Ultimate Joke Book For Dog Lovers"! Welcome to the ultimate canine comedy show, where tails wag and laughter is the best medicine! Introducing our side-splitting sensation, "The Ultimate Joke Book For Dog Lovers" - the paw-fect remedy for dog lovers and anyone in need of a hearty chuckle! What's Inside: Prepare yourself for a dog-gone good time as this rib-tickling collection of jokes, puns, and hilarious anecdotes takes you on a whimsical journey through the wacky world of woofs and witticisms. From bark-out-loud puns to tail-wagging punchlines, our furry friends are here to prove that laughter truly is the best medicine - especially when served with a side of slobbery kisses. 102 jokes about dogs that are paw-sitively hilarious! Why Fetch this Book: Tail-Wagger Approved: Tested on the most discerning critics - our four-legged friends. The verdict? Paws up for endless giggles! Instant Mood Boost: Feeling ruff? Dive into a world where laughter reigns supreme and let the joy wash over you like a happy puppy wave. Puptastic Gift Idea: The paw-fect present for dog lovers, humor enthusiasts, or anyone in need of a pick-me-up. It's a treat for the soul and a feast for the funny bone! Warning: Be prepared for uncontrollable laughter, occasional snorts, and maybe even a belly rub or two. May cause happiness overload and a sudden desire to adopt every furry friend in sight. Don't let the opportunity slip through your paws - grab your copy now and embark on a laughter-filled journey that's guaranteed to leave you howling for more! It's not just a book; it's tail-wagging entertainment!
Author: Larry Wilde
Publisher: Bantam
ISBN: 9780553283433
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 180
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Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781469918945
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dog lover jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dog lover Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dog lover Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dog lover joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dog lover jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dog lovers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dog lover and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dog lover brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dog lover who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dog lovers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author: L Wilde
Publisher: Pinnacle Books
ISBN: 9781558170339
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 228
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Author: Joanne O'Sullivan
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company
ISBN: 9781600591549
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 108
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Howl with laughter at dozens of the very best dog jokes ever collected--and made even funnier by the comic color illustrations that enliven every spread. Eleven hilarious sections capture every facet of canine humor: A Dog Walks into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku; Man’s Best Friend, Cat’s Worst Enemy; Shaggy Dog Stories, Fetching Follies, Doggie Limericks, Puppy Love, and Kibbles & Bits.With its unbeatable subject matter, attractive package, and great price, it makes a terrific gift for all of Fido’s fans.
Author: Momo Pug
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781533640918
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 84
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Why do Pugs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! What do Pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz? Cheese WAS! Pug Jokes is a hilarious collection of over 30 jokes and more than 80 beautifully illustrated color pages, for and about pugs! Readers will have a blast with this collection of clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect gift for pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for canine humor at its very best. Your search for the best book of pug jokes is over! This book is guaranteed to have you, and your pug rolling on the floor begging for more. So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience! Here's why Pug Jokes is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about pugs * Excellent for any pug lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!
Author: Frannie D. Frenchie
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781979655798
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 46
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Why do French Bulldogs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Frenchies run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book is a super funny collection of Frenchie jokes just for kids. The jokes are accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any French Bulldog lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Frenchie lover? Did you just get a Frenchie Puppy and want to reward their training with some amazing Frenchie jokes? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT French bulldogs! "Funniest book about Frenchies! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Frenchie Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Frenchie book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends, kids, and family. It's the perfect funny present for French Bulldog lovers, Frenchie Puppy enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Frenchie joke book is over! This Ultimate French Bulldog joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your puppy rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Frenchies to others! Here's why The Frenchie Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about French Bulldogs * Excellent unusual gift for any Frenchie lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!
Author: Joseph Rosenbloom
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9780806975146
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 260
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Over 1,000 jokes, 96 drawings. Index. "Gr.4-6. A gigantic compendium of rib-tickling, giggle-inspiring one liners, puns, funny stories, put-downs...Clever and witty."--SLJ. "True kid appeal."--Learning. 256 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736925171
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 129
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Funny bone humor has gone to the dogs. And humans will forever be grateful as they roll over with laughter at cartoonist Jonny Hawkins' crack-up drawings and bestselling joke master Bob Phillips' pack of doggone good riddles happy tails to you--sled dog humor "What do you get when you crossbreed..." hilarious combos canine quotes and quips tales full of delightful puppy plots Perfect for dog lovers and humorists of every breed. Whoever buys this will forever be out of the doghouse.
Author: Momo Pug
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781537061603
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 46
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Why do Pugs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Pugs run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Pug Joke Book is a super funny collection of Pug jokes accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any Pug lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Pug lover? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT Pug dogs! "Funniest book about pugs! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Pug Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Pug book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect funny present for Pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Pug book of jokes is over! This Pug joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your dog rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Pugs to others! Here's why The Pug Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: - Funny Jokes about Pugs - Excellent unusual gift for any Pug lover - Cute and colorful illustrations - Hours of fun and entertainment - Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!
