The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre PDF Author: Mark Lowery
Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.
ISBN: 1848127324
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 123

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'Mark Lowery is far too funny' Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORM The sixth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE series It is the month before Christmas, and Roman's class is preparing for the Christmas fete and the school pantomime. The new teacher at the helm - the awful Mr Le Salle, a flamboyant, theatrical and downright nasty piece of work - is the least of Roman's worries. He also has to contend with the most rubbish role in the panto (being a box) as well as organising the Santa's grotto stall at the Christmas fete with loose cannon Darren Gamble. As the panto nears, it seems that everything that could possibly go wrong is about to. It is left to Roman to save the panto and the day ...

The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre PDF Author: Mark Lowery
Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.
ISBN: 1848127324
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 123

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'Mark Lowery is far too funny' Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORM The sixth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE series It is the month before Christmas, and Roman's class is preparing for the Christmas fete and the school pantomime. The new teacher at the helm - the awful Mr Le Salle, a flamboyant, theatrical and downright nasty piece of work - is the least of Roman's worries. He also has to contend with the most rubbish role in the panto (being a box) as well as organising the Santa's grotto stall at the Christmas fete with loose cannon Darren Gamble. As the panto nears, it seems that everything that could possibly go wrong is about to. It is left to Roman to save the panto and the day ...

Attack of the Woolly Jumper

Attack of the Woolly Jumper PDF Author: Mark Lowery
Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.
ISBN: 1848125836
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 109

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Mark Lowery is far too funny - Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORM Roman endures a royal visit and a school fashion show - in a jumper knitted by his Grandma . . . Grandma has come to stay for the royal visit by Princess Lucy to launch her new badger charity, 'Badges for Badgers'. Which would be fine, if she hadn't knitted Roman the crummiest jumper (AKA "crumper") on earth that he's forced to wear to school. His whole class is in a fundraising frenzy, led by fame-crazy Rosie Taylor who is convinced that organising a charity fashion show is bound to win her favour with the princess. And in a bid of fierce cruelty she has sponsored Roman to wear his crumper ALL WEEK, even after Gamble tries to flush it down the toilet. When the jumper causes a swan attack and a biker to swerve off the road, can Roman keep his whole life from unravelling? A new side-splitting story in the Roman Garstang Disaster series.

The Chicken Nugget Ambush

The Chicken Nugget Ambush PDF Author: Mark Lowery
Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.
ISBN: 1848124856
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 124

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An outdoor adventure trip is one thing, but can Roman Garstang survive a chicken nugget-only diet? Roman Garstang is all set for his class trip to Farm View outdoor survival centre. There are only three issues: 1. With Darren Gamble as his new 'BFF' how can Roman make friends with funny, cool girl Vanya? 2. Roman will be sharing a tent with Kevin (AKA 'The Pukelear Missile') for THREE DAYS 3. Mum has prescribed a strict chicken nugget-only diet (Seriously?!) It's time to put his new survival skills to the test . . .

The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life

The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life PDF Author: Mark Lowery
Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.
ISBN: 184812516X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 129

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A jam-fuelled week of disaster is set in motion by a single doughnut! Roman Garstang is obsessed with food - particularly Squidgy Splodge raspberry-jam doughnuts - but he is about to learn that things are not always as sugar-coated as they might seem. Because of his Monday-morning jam doughnut, Roman's week takes a very sticky turn . . . By Friday Roman has been banned from eating for 24hrs, narrowly avoided a faceful of warm toddler-wee, accidentally shoplifted, been given a lift in a getaway van, styled his teacher's guinea pig with a blue mohawk, started an OAP riot . . . and still barely managed to scoff a crumb - or lick - of a single doughnut. Who knew jam could be so deadly?

One of Ours

One of Ours PDF Author: Willa Cather
Publisher: e-artnow
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 385

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Claude Wheeler is a young man who was born after the American frontier has vanished. The son of a successful farmer and an intensely pious mother, Wheeler is guaranteed a comfortable livelihood. Nevertheless, Wheeler views himself as a victim of his father's success and his own inexplicable malaise.Thus, devoid of parental and spousal love, Wheeler finds a new purpose to his life in France, a faraway country that only existed for him in maps before the First World War. Will Wheeler ever succeed in his new goal? The novel is inspired from real-life events and also won the Pulitzer Prize in 1923.

Story of the Mince Pie

Story of the Mince Pie PDF Author: Gates Josephine Scribner
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ISBN: 9780259724353
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

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The Chocolate-Pie Massacre

The Chocolate-Pie Massacre PDF Author: Kerry Patterson
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Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Hearst's International Combined with Cosmopolitan

Hearst's International Combined with Cosmopolitan PDF Author:
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Category : American literature
Languages : en
Pages : 1124

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Youth's Companion

Youth's Companion PDF Author:
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Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 568

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The New York Times Book Review

The New York Times Book Review PDF Author:
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ISBN:
Category : Books
Languages : en
Pages : 768

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