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Author: Kate Karyus Quinn
Publisher: Powers of the Zodiac
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Languages : en
Pages : 0
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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! Can a hot Viking help me save my mom...and the world? I'm Crystal and I've always trusted that the universe and the forces of good would make everything work out how it's supposed to be. But that faith is getting a little shaky these days. A megalomaniac billionaire has kidnapped my mother and won't return her until he gets the final piece of a magical item that will give him god-like powers. He's not the type to use that immense power for the betterment of mankind, either, so I have to do everything I can to stop him. Luckily I have a hot Viking Berserker on my side. He has some old fashioned ideas about a woman's place, and yet he can also be surprisingly sweet. While my body yearns for his, my better sense tells me that we need to join our souls before we join our flesh. I also have my dead husband's two other wives on my side. They have powers based on their Zodiac signs, and my own powers will be coming any day now! I hope it's soon and I really hope my "crab" powers don't include claws! I'm going to use up all my good karma, because this will be a fight to decide the fate of the world. This is book 3 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers. This is book 3 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers.
Author: Kate Karyus Quinn
Publisher: Powers of the Zodiac
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Languages : en
Pages : 0
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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! Can a hot Viking help me save my mom...and the world? I'm Crystal and I've always trusted that the universe and the forces of good would make everything work out how it's supposed to be. But that faith is getting a little shaky these days. A megalomaniac billionaire has kidnapped my mother and won't return her until he gets the final piece of a magical item that will give him god-like powers. He's not the type to use that immense power for the betterment of mankind, either, so I have to do everything I can to stop him. Luckily I have a hot Viking Berserker on my side. He has some old fashioned ideas about a woman's place, and yet he can also be surprisingly sweet. While my body yearns for his, my better sense tells me that we need to join our souls before we join our flesh. I also have my dead husband's two other wives on my side. They have powers based on their Zodiac signs, and my own powers will be coming any day now! I hope it's soon and I really hope my "crab" powers don't include claws! I'm going to use up all my good karma, because this will be a fight to decide the fate of the world. This is book 3 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers. This is book 3 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers.
Author: Demitria Lunetta
Publisher: Little Fish Publishing
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Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 231
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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! Can a hot Viking help me save my mom...and the world? I'm Crystal and I've always trusted that the universe and the forces of good would make everything work out how it's supposed to be. But that faith is getting a little shaky these days. A megalomaniac billionaire has kidnapped my mother and won't return her until he gets the final piece of a magical item that will give him god-like powers. He's not the type to use that immense power for the betterment of mankind, either, so I have to do everything I can to stop him. Luckily I have a hot Viking Berserker on my side. He has some old fashioned ideas about a woman's place, and yet he can also be surprisingly sweet. While my body yearns for his, my better sense tells me that we need to join our souls before we join our flesh. I also have my dead husband's two other wives on my side. They have powers based on their Zodiac signs, and my own powers will be coming any day now! I hope it's soon and I really hope my "crab" powers don't include claws! I'm going to use up all my good karma, because this will be a fight to decide the fate of the world. This is book 3 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers. Keywords: paranormal romance, romantic books, romance ebooks, books to read and download, contemporary romance, paranormal romance books, ebooks romance, romance books for adults, supernatural romance books, paranormal romance books novella,witchcraft books, opposites attract, vampire books, werewolf romance, werewolf books, romantic comedy books, shero, matriarch, family saga, romance series starter, midlife paranormal women's fiction, seasoned heroine, older heroine, cozy mystery, fab13, mid-life, psychic, witches, contemporary women's fiction, Magic, Paranormal, Psychic Romance, Contemporary Humor, midlife magic, new series Similar Authors: Victoria Danann, Robyn Peterman, K.F. Breene, Melinda Chase, Jen L. Grey, Elizabeth Briggs, Rosalie Hunter, McKenzie Hunter
Author: Kate Karyus Quinn
Publisher: Little Fish Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 687
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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! Crystal, Maddie, and Helena receive a desperate message from their husbands: I've been kidnapped and I need your help. Each women is asked to bring a magical object as ransom. It's only when they deliver the ransom that they discover their three husbands, Bobby, Burt, and Robert, are the same man! Even worse, the kidnapping goes off the rails. Their cheating husband is killed and the three women get blasted by a magical object, granting them powers based on their zodiac signs. Over the next year, Crystal, Maddie, and Helena find out what it means to be a magical middle-aged women. They also have to deal with goons determined to steal the magical object that gave them their powers. And, as if that wasn't enough, each women gets a second chance at love with a trio of sexy men who have amazing powers of their own. Along the way, the women also discover they have more in common than they originally thought, and that their greatest power of all - just might be their newfound friendship! If you're ready for love, laughter and magic, then join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers!
Author: Demitria Lunetta
Publisher: Little Fish Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 222
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POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! I’m Helena and my high-powered lady-lawyer life has always been enough for me…until I found my one-night stand dead in my bed. Now, I’m suspected of murder, and the horns that have sprouted from my head have marked me as a supe, even though I'm not one. My career is in shambles and my reputation ruined—all because of a billionaire tech genius who wants the magical artifact that's landed in my lap—even though I never wanted it in the first place. The suppressants I've been taking have kept my horns hidden and my magical powers at bay, but the sexy time pills I took with my now deceased one-hit lover have messed with my system. And my abilities are surfacing. Not only are my powers unpredictable, but they cause me extreme physical pain. So does my attraction to Ford, the hot incubus professor. I can banter with him all day, but I won't allow things to go any further than a battle of wits. I don’t need anyone else, and I’m not going to succumb to his charms. Except he smells like gingerbread and makes me think all kinds of sexy thoughts. Then there's Crystal and Maddie, fellow wives of my ex-husband. I want to hate them, but they’re growing on me—practically insisting on a friendship. Now, I'm on a mission to prove myself a worthy protector of my artifact, hoping that the gods will bestow powers on me that I can use against the man who is determined to ruin my life, wreck Maddie's wedding, and make Crystal his next victim. My blood is up, my horns are hard, and I'll head butt anyone who tries to stop me. This is book 2 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers. Keywords: paranormal romance, romantic books, romance ebooks, books to read and download, contemporary romance, paranormal romance books, ebooks romance, romance books for adults, supernatural romance books, paranormal romance books novella,witchcraft books, opposites attract, vampire books, werewolf romance, werewolf books, romantic comedy books, shero, matriarch, family saga, romance series starter, midlife paranormal women's fiction, seasoned heroine, older heroine, cozy mystery, fab13, mid-life, psychic, witches, contemporary women's fiction, Magic, Paranormal, Psychic Romance, Contemporary Humor, midlife magic, new series Similar Authors: Victoria Danann, Robyn Peterman, K.F. Breene, Melinda Chase, Jen L. Grey, Elizabeth Briggs, Rosalie Hunter, McKenzie Hunter, Darynda Jones, Shannon Mayer, Brenda Trim, and Lia Davis.
Author: Demitria Lunetta
Publisher: Little Fish Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 89
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Enjoy this urban fantasy academy series Christmas short story! Bah Humbug! I'm Nico Tralano and I'm gonna bite the next person to wish me Merry Christmas. It's the end of the world and life is good for this one-eyed werewolf. I've been making bank as a paid assassin. But now I've been offered a job to kidnap one of my old Mount Olympus Academy classmates. On Christmas Day too. She was always nice to me, but the money is too good to turn down. Except before I can do the job, I start seeing ghosts. They show me things from the past, present, and future. They reveal that my lack of holiday spirit might not ruin only this Christmas, but the entire world. Can I change my heart or will it be too late? Chaos & Christmas is a 16,000 word novella that's a reimagined urban fantasy version of the Christmas Carol story we all know and love. Chaos & Christmas is Mythverse book 3.5 and happens after the events of Mythverse #3 Wither & Wound. Keywords: vampire academy, shifter, fae romance, supernatural, paranoramal romance, fantasy, fae, vampire, paranormal, shifter romance, vampire romance, paranormal books, vampire series, vampire books, ya paranormal romance, wolf shifter, ya paranormal romance books, supernatural romance, urban, supernatural series, dragon shifter, urban fantasy, wolf shifter romance, ya paranormal, shifter romance books, urban fantasy adventure, supernatural academy, vampire academy series, ya paranormal academy, new urban fiction, supernatural books, shifters, paranormal, best vampire series, best vampire romance, shifter romance novels, dark paranormal romance, mythology, Greek mythology, Greek myths, magic academy, academy, a Christmas carol, christmas academy, mythverse, Mount Olympus academy, Mount Olympus, mythverse academy, supernatural invesitgator, magical PI., Mythverse 3.5, god, goddess, gods, goddesses, greek gods, greek goddesses, greek god, greek goddess, monster, monsters, Greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, roman mythology, roman myth, roman myths, holiday, christmas, festive, short story Similar Authors: Jaymin Eve, Sofia Daniel, Jen L. Grey, Simone Leigh Martin, G. Bailey, Regan Rosewood, Marisa Claire, Lexi C. Foss, Meg Xumai X, Debbie Cassidy, May Dawson, Wendi L. Wilson, Michelle Maddow, Rachel Jonas, Sadi Moss, Shannon Mayer, Bella Forest, Rick Riordan, Richelle Mead, P.C. Cast, Kristin Cast, Jennifer L. Armentrout, Tracy Wolff, Brandon Mull, Elisa S. Amore, Kiera Legend, Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling
Author: Virginia Bell
Publisher: Red Wheel/Weiser
ISBN: 1578636124
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 266
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Midlife Is Not a Crisis combines astrology, inspiration, and wisdom about aging to empower people to live more fully in the second half of life. It is based on the generational life cycles we all share at certain ages, from the Saturn Return at 29 and Midlife, which peaks at 42, all the way to the Uranus Return at 84. These cycles are the great crossroads of life, and each cycle is a journey in itself. Strung together they offer a road map to life's most challenging and rewarding passages. In every decade there are trials, lessons, and losses; in this we have no choice. Our freedom lies in how we respond#8212consciously or unconsciously, awake or asleep. The planet that governs each cycle acts as a wise elder or guide and holds the key to navigating the cycle successfully. This book tells the story of these cycles and provides a guide to living consciously and well. We are aging differently from the way we did in the past#8212we are not only living longer, we are staying healthy and vital longer as well. Midlife Is Not a Crisis motivates people to grow and prosper at any age. Ultimately it is a practical guidebook for our later years that shows us what to expect as we age and helps us make the most of our journey to becoming whole.
Author: Aaron E. Katz
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781410447432
Category : Large type books
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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One in six men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer. Now Dr. Aaron Katz, founding director of the Center for Holistic Urology at Columbia University, empowers them with all the tools needed to make the most informed decisions about prostate health at every stage from prevention to postdiagnosis. Armed with Dr. Katz's expert guidance and the absolute latest information, patients will be equipped to navigate this difficult diagnosis and reclaim their health.
Author: Mindy Kaling
Publisher: Crown Archetype
ISBN: 080413815X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 242
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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the author of Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? and creator of The Mindy Project and Never Have I Ever comes a hilarious collection of essays about her ongoing journey to find contentment and excitement in her adult life. “This is Kaling at the height of her power.”—USA Today In Why Not Me?, Kaling shares insightful, deeply personal stories about falling in love at work, seeking new friendships in lonely places, attempting to be the first person in history to lose weight without any behavior modification whatsoever, and believing that you have a place in Hollywood when you’re constantly reminded that no one looks like you. In “How to Look Spectacular: A Starlet’s Confessions,” Kaling gives her tongue-in-cheek secrets for surefire on-camera beauty, (“Your natural hair color may be appropriate for your skin tone, but this isn’t the land of appropriate–this is Hollywood, baby. Out here, a dark-skinned woman’s traditional hair color is honey blonde.”) “Player” tells the story of Kaling being seduced and dumped by a female friend in L.A. (“I had been replaced by a younger model. And now they had matching bangs.”) In “Unlikely Leading Lady,” she muses on America’s fixation with the weight of actresses, (“Most women we see onscreen are either so thin that they’re walking clavicles or so huge that their only scenes involve them breaking furniture.”) And in “Soup Snakes,” Kaling spills some secrets on her relationship with her ex-boyfriend and close friend, B.J. Novak (“I will freely admit: my relationship with B.J. Novak is weird as hell.”) Mindy turns the anxieties, the glamour, and the celebrations of her second coming-of-age into a laugh-out-loud funny collection of essays that anyone who’s ever been at a turning point in their life or career can relate to. And those who’ve never been at a turning point can skip to the parts where she talks about meeting Bradley Cooper.
Author: Linda Goodman
Publisher: RosettaBooks
ISBN: 0795316488
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 1103
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The New York Times bestseller that helps you explore whether romance is in the stars. Linda Goodman’s Love Signs addresses the question asked by everyone familiar with astrology: How do I relate to someone of another sign? Each sign is “related” to the twelve signs of the zodiac in a different and unique way. Each section addresses the differences for a male and a female with the same sign matches. This is an updated edition of Linda Goodman’s lively bestseller, which has introduced millions to the concept of astrological compatibility. “What seems to set Goodman’s books apart from other stargazing guides is their knowledgeable approach and comprehensive reach.” —Newsweek
Author: Erin Sullivan
Publisher: Weiser Books
ISBN: 9781578631797
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 420
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In this guide, Erin Sullivan shows that astrology is the only system that demonstrates the complexities of the family as an organic whole, the family's place in collective society, and the role an individual plays in carrying on the ancestral line.
