Author: Joe King
Publisher: Andersen Press Limited
ISBN: 1787612791
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49
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What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
Author: Carl McInerney
Publisher: Andersen Press
ISBN: 9781849391115
Category : Soccer
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
Author: Michael Pellowski
Publisher: Applesauce Press
ISBN: 9781604332261
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Billed as the largest collection of jokes ever compiled, these jokes will make kids giggle, groan, grin, and bust a gut! Includes humorous illustrations throughout. At over 5,000 jokes included, this is the wonderful long and entertaining collection that will This book is jam packed with hundreds and hundreds of jokes for kids. Includes goofy gags, twisted tongue twisters, riddles, and more.
Author: Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1447259831
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 116
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Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.
Author: Highlights
Publisher: Highlights Press
ISBN: 1629795534
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 350
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From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!
Author: Matt Christopher
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780613049962
Category : Football
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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A collection of anecdotes, jokes, and riddles about the game of football.
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1626866139
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 90
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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author: Jim Chumley
Publisher: Summersdale
ISBN: 1786854686
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 150
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Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.
Author: Terry Deary
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780702314995
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Horribly Hilarious Joke Book is full of hundreds of horribly hilarious historical jokes and illustrations in one laugh-out-loud book. A must-have book for any Horrible Histories fan, you'll literally laugh your head off at this comical collection of nasty bits.
Author: Alex Bellos
Publisher: Football School
ISBN: 9781406393071
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 128
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