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Author: Leland Gregory
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449405630
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 242
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From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. Following up his New York Times best-selling Stupid American History, Gregory sets his sights on the holidays as he exposes mind-numbing mistletoe maladies in Stupid Christmas: Idiots under the Mistletoe. Perhaps it's the spiked eggnog or the multiple family members gathered around crazy-colored, twinkly lights, but the holidays are rife with idiocy by the daft and the dumb. Inside this latest collection, Gregory offers more than 200 accounts of holiday-induced stupidity, including: * While smoke billowed out of the store, firefighters had to physically restrain enthusiastic shoppers from entering a Great Lakes Mall store during an electrical fire. * In 1995, officials debated over whom to invite to the city's Christmas tree ceremony: President Bill Clinton or the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. * As a joke, Andrew Jackson sent formal invitations to his Christmas ball to a well-known mother-and-daughter prostitute team in Salisbury, North Carolina.
Author: Leland Gregory
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449405630
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 242
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Book Description
From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. Following up his New York Times best-selling Stupid American History, Gregory sets his sights on the holidays as he exposes mind-numbing mistletoe maladies in Stupid Christmas: Idiots under the Mistletoe. Perhaps it's the spiked eggnog or the multiple family members gathered around crazy-colored, twinkly lights, but the holidays are rife with idiocy by the daft and the dumb. Inside this latest collection, Gregory offers more than 200 accounts of holiday-induced stupidity, including: * While smoke billowed out of the store, firefighters had to physically restrain enthusiastic shoppers from entering a Great Lakes Mall store during an electrical fire. * In 1995, officials debated over whom to invite to the city's Christmas tree ceremony: President Bill Clinton or the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. * As a joke, Andrew Jackson sent formal invitations to his Christmas ball to a well-known mother-and-daughter prostitute team in Salisbury, North Carolina.
Author: Leland Gregory
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740799532
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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A new collection of outrageous, laugh-out-loud anecdotes about the weird and wacky things that happen during the Christmas holidays, by the author of New York Times best-sellers Stupid American History and America’s Dumbest Criminals. From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. Following up his New York Times best-selling Stupid American History, Gregory sets his sights on the holidays as he exposes mind-numbing mistletoe maladies in Stupid Christmas: Idiots under the Mistletoe. Perhaps it's the spiked eggnog or the multiple family members gathered around crazy-colored, twinkly lights, but the holidays are rife with idiocy by the daft and the dumb. Inside this latest collection, Gregory offers more than 200 accounts of holiday-induced stupidity, including: * While smoke billowed out of the store, firefighters had to physically restrain enthusiastic shoppers from entering a Great Lakes Mall store during an electrical fire. * In 1995, officials debated over whom to invite to the city's Christmas tree ceremony: President Bill Clinton or the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. * As a joke, Andrew Jackson sent formal invitations to his Christmas ball to a well-known mother-and-daughter prostitute team in Salisbury, North Carolina.
Author: Anthony Horowitz
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101495499
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 68
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Tim Diamond is the worst detective in the world—he couldn’t find his nose with both hands and a road map. Luckily, his younger brother, thirteen-yearold Nick, is the real brains behind the operation! It’s Christmastime, and once again, Tim and Nick are flat broke. Luckily for them, a famous Greek pop singer and movie star, Minerva, has been getting death threats—and they’re the detectives hired to solve the mystery. Unfortunately for Nick, Tim’s busy fending off Minerva’s amorous advances, and the international star has made plenty of enemies on her way to the top, all of whom seem to want her dead. Can Nick track down the would-be assassin on his own?
Author: Berni Stevens
Publisher: Choc Lit
ISBN: 1781894329
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 154
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In this heartwarming romance novella by the author of Izzy’s Christmas Star, the holiday season brings a beautiful opportunity for love. When Annie Berry collides with Nik Knoll in a car park on the day of her sister’s wedding, it feels like all of Nik’s Christmases have come at once. Annie seems like just the sort of woman he’d like to get to know, and the chance nature of their encounter is almost like, well . . . Christmas magic. But Nik has a secret, and he must be sure that he can trust Annie before he tells her. The problem is that this secret has a Christmas deadline, and time is running out. . . .
Author: Tanya Michaels
Publisher: Harlequin
ISBN: 1488010501
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 135
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AN UNEXPECTED GIFT As the single mom of triplets, Megan Rivers has no time to spare, especially for her playboy neighbor, Will Trent—she’s been burned by his kind before. But when the flirty firefighter pleads for her help with an adorable baby boy suddenly left in his care, Megan can’t say no…for the baby’s sake, of course. After his fiancée ditched him, Will had been enjoying the single life. Now he’s taking the kids to see Santa and picking out Christmas trees with Megan, and he realizes he likes being a family man. Will’s ready to give love another chance, but can he convince Megan to do the same?
Author: Tracey Mayhew
Publisher: TJ Mayhew
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 367
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‘Tis the season to be jolly… Or is it? Kate Marsh has it all: a perfect village to call home, a job she loves and an adorable, albeit grumpy, three-legged cat. There’s only one problem: a developer is set on destroying the face of Appleford forever. Even worse, the face of the company is the charming Brandon Caine, a man Kate finds herself drawn to from their first meeting. Brandon Caine isn’t the man Kate thinks he is: he isn’t looking to destroy Appleford, only enhance it. With Christmas just around the corner, he is determined to show Kate, and the rest of Appleford, that he isn’t the bad guy. As the holiday season draws near, and much to their friends’ and families’ delight, Kate and Brandon grow closer but the question remains: can Brandon prove to Kate that his feelings for her are not just for Christmas? Not Just For Christmas is the first in the Appleford series, perfect for fans of Pride & Prejudice, Cathy Bramley and Rachael Lucas. If you love sweet, cosy romances, quaint villages with larger than life characters, then this is the perfect book for you!
Author: Laura Marie Altom
Publisher: Harlequin
ISBN: 0373754841
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 220
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Leaving Conifer, Alaska, after his broken marriage, Navy SEAL Mason Brown returns after receiving word that his ex-wife has died in an accident and he is sharing custody of her twin baby girls with her sister Hattie Beaumont.
Author: Barbara Wallace
Publisher: Harlequin
ISBN: 1488043949
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 178
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Their fake relationship… …isn’t just for Christmas! Ex-footballer Lewis Matola urgently needs to clean up his reputation, and heiress Susan Collier is the only woman who can help. Their agreement’s clear: they’ll be each other’s fake date for the holiday season—no feelings involved! But as Christmas Eve draws near, Lewis becomes intrigued by the side of Susan she keeps hidden from the world. Soon it’s more than just snow swirling between the unlikely pair… “I’ve read many of this author’s works and this is definitely one that I enjoyed the most! This romantic story included some unexpected twists that had me hooked from beginning to the very sweet conclusion. This one is a keeper to be read over and over!” —Goodreads on Their Christmas Miracle “Wow, this one was...fabulous. This will tug at your emotions and make you realize just how much you can feel. It’s descriptive without being verbose and lively without being overwhelming. Somehow Ms. Wallace had managed to play with your emotions in just the right key. This is an emotional but wonderful romance....” —Harlequin Junkie on Christmas Baby for the Princess
Author: Jennifer Nice
Publisher: Write into the Woods Publishing
ISBN: 1912903512
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 453
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Christmas At The Manor is a collection of three short Christmas romance novellas: Merry Christmas Eve Eve That's It In A Nutcracker All's Fair In Love And Christmas Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve has a business to save, Jeff has a new life to build and Stan has unfinished business. This Christmas might be magical. When Stan Hargreaves, Eve’s friend and the owner of the Manor house, passes away, it breaks her heart and puts her events business in danger. The only person who can fix both of these things is Stan’s son, Jeff, and he’s about to open the Manor’s front door. Grieving and a little lost, Jeff isn’t happy about Eve using his father’s house for a sold out Christmas event, especially so soon after Stan has passed away. She needs to change his mind and fast. Without this, there’s a good chance she’ll spend the day before Christmas Eve sitting on her kitchen floor eating mince pies in tears. The weather is growing colder and twinkling lights cast a glow about the house, it feels like someone is reaching out to them both. Someone is trying to send them a message. As the first snowflakes fall, can Eve and Jeff see through their grief to what Stan had in mind all along? That's It In A Nutcracker Beth wasn’t expecting to bump into Glen Hargreaves almost a year after kissing him under the mistletoe on Boxing Day. He said he’d come to her bakery the next day but didn’t show up. She’s spent almost a year trying to forget about him and the wonderful way he makes her feel when suddenly, round a corner, she walks straight into him. Glen wasn’t expecting to bump into Beth. It’s been almost a year since they kissed on his younger brother’s porch on Boxing Day and he hasn’t been able to get her out of his head. His life doesn’t have room for a serious relationship, he has a son who needs his full attention, and even Beth’s incredible gingerbread biscuits can’t change that. Can they? All's Fair In Love And Christmas Wendy Hargreaves has been working towards this promotion for over ten years and she’s so close she can taste it. A single mother with Christmas approaching, she has enough on her plate when her boss declares that she needs to take over organising the firm’s Christmas fair. Now Wendy has a week to pull off the best Christmas fair the firm has seen otherwise her promotion is on the line. Thankfully she’s not working on the fair alone. James, one of the firm’s junior associates, is on hand to help. The oldest junior in the firm with a humbug instead of Christmas spirit, James is wishing he’d never volunteered to help put this Christmas fair together. That is until he lays eyes on Wendy. Maybe Christmas won’t be so bad after all. Get all three in this boxset!
Author: Hannah Hendy
Publisher: Canelo
ISBN: 1800326505
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 333
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‘Tis the season for gold, frankincense and murder... It’s winter in the small town of Dewstow, and Margery is preparing for her first Christmas as Summerview school’s kitchen manager. She’s supported by her wife, Clementine, and is trying to stay focused on the task at hand. The pair are determined to stay out of the way of the Christmas concert planning that has gripped the rest of the staff. However, they are caught in the crossfire when the stage lights collapse at the first practice, killing Mrs Large, the music teacher. Mrs Smith, the Head of Drama, is the prime suspect and is desperate for the Dinner Lady Detectives to clear her name. Mrs Smith is convinced that it’s sabotage by her rival, Mrs Blossom, the drama teacher at Ittonvale Secondary, but there’s evidence that points to her own misdeeds. Can Margery and Clementine trust their friend? And when things start to heat up in the kitchen, will they make it out in time? A charming and festive British village mystery, perfect for fans of Robert Thorogood and Fiona Leitch. Praise for The Dinner Lady Detectives 'This cosy crime novel has some hilarious moments and is perfect to curl up with' Heat 'A brilliant read! Bella 'A brilliant whodunnit!' Closer 'The plot is great, the character cast is spot on, and the dialogue and humor is so quick, smart, and addictive. Margery and Clem play off one another brilliantly. I cannot wait to read the next book (please say there will be one!!!!!!) and highly recommend this gem.' NetGalley review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ If you are after a gentle and amusing read, this will not disappoint!' Reader review⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'Heaps of fun. I found myself laughing out loud at some of the absurdities and the chaos that surrounded Clementine and Margery.' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
