Author: Thomas Nelson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780310085461
Category : Coloring books
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Hey, y'all! Kick off yer boots and stay a while! Bless Your Heart Coloring Book will have you giggling as you color your way through the charming Southern sayings you know and love, with beautiful imagery that captures the spirit of the South. Bless Your Heart Coloring Book brings a unique angle of Southern fun combined with the coloring craze. Enjoy funny, crazy, and downright Southern speak with this collection of sayings combined with detailed coloring designs. Forty-eight sayings are joined by beautiful, detailed illustrations to color. Ranging from the classic "Bless your heart!" to the hilarious "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his butt every time he hopped!" there are unique phrases that get used solely south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Bless Your Heart Coloring Book is an excellent gift for anyone proud to be from the South. So fix yourself some sweet tea and settle in to enjoy all of the charm and humor of Bless Your Heart Coloring Book.
Author:
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781916374010
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 88
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COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - GIFT IDEAS - HUMOROUS This book is filled with unique patterns and 40 iconic quotes from the undisputed master of swearing and insults - Gordon Ramsay. Whether you are a fan of Gordon Ramsay and his way with words, a fellow chef or just a f*cking Panini Head, this book will release your inner artist, relax you and serve as a motivator to get sh*t done. HAPPY F*CKING COLORING! Book Details: 40 iconic quotes on unique coloring patterns Printed single-sided on bright white paper Hilarious Gordon Ramsay illustrations on reverse pages The perfect gag gift for special occasions For adults only (NOT FOR CHILDREN)
Author: Julia Fowler
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 142364896X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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"This book is a love letter to the South. Eight essays talkin' Southern 'bout life, 'bout beauty and style, 'bout parenting, 'bout chewin' the fat--plus more Southern phrases than you can shake a stick at. If you're not from the South, bless your heart, pay attention. Southerners speak their own unique version of the English language, and you'll come to understand its nuances and interpretations within these pages. It's a linguistic art. And it's gooder than grits, y'all"--
Author: Marjorie Sarnat
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
ISBN: 0486789640
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 37
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Cat fanciers and coloring enthusiasts will be enchanted with this gallery of original designs. More than 30 full-page portraits form a rich tapestry of hearts, flowers, and paisleys in various patterns.
Author: Sheila Turnage
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 110157559X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 297
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Newbery honor winner, New York Times bestseller, Edgar Award Finalist, and E.B. White Read-Aloud Honor book. A hilarious Southern debut with the kind of characters you meet once in a lifetime Rising sixth grader Miss Moses LoBeau lives in the small town of Tupelo Landing, NC, where everyone's business is fair game and no secret is sacred. She washed ashore in a hurricane eleven years ago, and she's been making waves ever since. Although Mo hopes someday to find her "upstream mother," she's found a home with the Colonel--a café owner with a forgotten past of his own--and Miss Lana, the fabulous café hostess. She will protect those she loves with every bit of her strong will and tough attitude. So when a lawman comes to town asking about a murder, Mo and her best friend, Dale Earnhardt Johnson III, set out to uncover the truth in hopes of saving the only family Mo has ever known. Full of wisdom, humor, and grit, this timeless yarn will melt the heart of even the sternest Yankee.
Author: Andrea Sargent
Publisher: Chartwell Books
ISBN: 9780785834175
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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This selection of elegant, uplifting images is inspired by spiritual and religious iconography. The beautiful hand-drawn illustrations by artist Andrea Sargent are designed to promote a sense of calm so that you can focus your mind on creative coloring. They vary in complexity - some can be completed in an evening, others will take longer - but all present a coloring challenge that will increase well-being and encourage self-expression.
Author: Shellie Rushing Tomlinson
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1440635439
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 305
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The host of All Things Southern shares the sass and strength of Southern mamas in this spunky guide to life. In this humorous handbook, Shellie Rushing Tomlinson, host of All Things Southern, reveals the all-important lessons Southern Mamas teach their daughters. Readers will discover why blue eye shadow is trashy and learn to interpret regional dialect like the Southern Mama APB, a bulletin translated on Southern streets as: “Give your heart to Jesus, girl, because your butt is all mine!” Shellie carefully breaks down the teachings behind those famous manners and social graces through her firsthand observations and dry wit. Here’s everything you need to know from how to cope with the unexpected, compete in the Mr. Right Game Show, raise children, and how to keep that marriage knot tied tight over time. Woven with quotes from real Southern Mamas and sprinkled with recipes and other Southern secrets, this book’s a bona-fide celebration of all things south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0394800818
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 63
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Gerald tells of the very unusual animals he would add to the zoo, if he were in charge.
Author: James McBride
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 159448192X
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 337
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From the bestselling author of Deacon King Kong and the National Book Award-winning The Good Lord Bird: The modern classic that spent more than two years on The New York Times bestseller list and that Oprah.com calls one of the best memoirs of a generation. Who is Ruth McBride Jordan? A self-declared "light-skinned" woman evasive about her ethnicity, yet steadfast in her love for her twelve black children. James McBride, journalist, musician, and son, explores his mother's past, as well as his own upbringing and heritage, in a poignant and powerful debut, The Color Of Water: A Black Man's Tribute to His White Mother. The son of a black minister and a woman who would not admit she was white, James McBride grew up in "orchestrated chaos" with his eleven siblings in the poor, all-black projects of Red Hook, Brooklyn. "Mommy," a fiercely protective woman with "dark eyes full of pep and fire," herded her brood to Manhattan's free cultural events, sent them off on buses to the best (and mainly Jewish) schools, demanded good grades, and commanded respect. As a young man, McBride saw his mother as a source of embarrassment, worry, and confusion—and reached thirty before he began to discover the truth about her early life and long-buried pain. In The Color of Water, McBride retraces his mother's footsteps and, through her searing and spirited voice, recreates her remarkable story. The daughter of a failed itinerant Orthodox rabbi, she was born Rachel Shilsky (actually Ruchel Dwara Zylska) in Poland on April 1, 1921. Fleeing pogroms, her family emigrated to America and ultimately settled in Suffolk, Virginia, a small town where anti-Semitism and racial tensions ran high. With candor and immediacy, Ruth describes her parents' loveless marriage; her fragile, handicapped mother; her cruel, sexually-abusive father; and the rest of the family and life she abandoned. At seventeen, after fleeing Virginia and settling in New York City, Ruth married a black minister and founded the all- black New Brown Memorial Baptist Church in her Red Hook living room. "God is the color of water," Ruth McBride taught her children, firmly convinced that life's blessings and life's values transcend race. Twice widowed, and continually confronting overwhelming adversity and racism, Ruth's determination, drive and discipline saw her dozen children through college—and most through graduate school. At age 65, she herself received a degree in social work from Temple University. Interspersed throughout his mother's compelling narrative, McBride shares candid recollections of his own experiences as a mixed-race child of poverty, his flirtations with drugs and violence, and his eventual self- realization and professional success. The Color of Water touches readers of all colors as a vivid portrait of growing up, a haunting meditation on race and identity, and a lyrical valentine to a mother from her son.
Author: Victoria Aveyard
Publisher: HarperTeen
ISBN: 9780062660411
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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The world of Red Queen comes to life in this stunningly illustrated coloring book companion to the #1 New York Times bestselling series by Victoria Aveyard. With both original black-and-white line drawings and beautiful hand-lettered quotes, this coloring book brings to life the high-stakes moments in Mare’s journey, which continues to thrill and captivate readers. Relive every adventure, from Mare’s first night as the little lightning girl to the royal betrayal that changed everything—and get ready to rise, Red as the Dawn.
