Author: Rachel Gunther
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781434306999
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 292
Book Description
This is the story about the life of Hayden Blackmore, a museum owner and collector of ancient artefacts in the City of Xoth, who is about to get more than he wanted. During one of his after work drinks, he meets a bartender who has found paintings and a book inside of a cave, and survived its creepy depths somehow. Curiously, Hayden takes this book only to realise that its power begins to take his humanity hostage. That is when he discovers the heinous Hall of Vengeance, and pries open an evil that the world has yet to see, only to be overcome by it. He is driven to fulfil the maddening wishes of his demonised master against his will.
Soccer Mom Secrets
Author: Rachel Gunther
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781434306999
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 292
Book Description
This is the story about the life of Hayden Blackmore, a museum owner and collector of ancient artefacts in the City of Xoth, who is about to get more than he wanted. During one of his after work drinks, he meets a bartender who has found paintings and a book inside of a cave, and survived its creepy depths somehow. Curiously, Hayden takes this book only to realise that its power begins to take his humanity hostage. That is when he discovers the heinous Hall of Vengeance, and pries open an evil that the world has yet to see, only to be overcome by it. He is driven to fulfil the maddening wishes of his demonised master against his will.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781434306999
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 292
Book Description
This is the story about the life of Hayden Blackmore, a museum owner and collector of ancient artefacts in the City of Xoth, who is about to get more than he wanted. During one of his after work drinks, he meets a bartender who has found paintings and a book inside of a cave, and survived its creepy depths somehow. Curiously, Hayden takes this book only to realise that its power begins to take his humanity hostage. That is when he discovers the heinous Hall of Vengeance, and pries open an evil that the world has yet to see, only to be overcome by it. He is driven to fulfil the maddening wishes of his demonised master against his will.
Carpe Demon
Author: Julie Kenner
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780515142211
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 324
Book Description
A one-time demon hunter who has put her career on hold, Kate Conner finds herself back in business when a murderous demon interrupts her preparations for a dinner party designed to get her husband elected to County Attorney. Reprint.
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780515142211
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 324
Book Description
A one-time demon hunter who has put her career on hold, Kate Conner finds herself back in business when a murderous demon interrupts her preparations for a dinner party designed to get her husband elected to County Attorney. Reprint.
You Know You're a Mom
Author: Harry Harrison
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 0718090675
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 208
Book Description
For every woman who has posted 800 pictures of her baby on Instagram. One day that little plus sign appears on the stick, and you realize your life is about to change forever—you’re going to be a mom! Whether you’re still in the days of 2am feedings and loads of dirty diapers, or you’ve made it to that bittersweet moment of their college graduation, this book will make you laugh out loud with its insightful and funny observations about motherhood. From the days when you read every parenting book ever written—while your husband plays golf—to the hours you spent polishing up your adult child’s resume, parenting is a roller coaster. Harry H. Harrison Jr. makes it just a little easier with his trademark humor and truisms as you learn that your job as a mom is the most important one you’ll ever have.
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 0718090675
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 208
Book Description
For every woman who has posted 800 pictures of her baby on Instagram. One day that little plus sign appears on the stick, and you realize your life is about to change forever—you’re going to be a mom! Whether you’re still in the days of 2am feedings and loads of dirty diapers, or you’ve made it to that bittersweet moment of their college graduation, this book will make you laugh out loud with its insightful and funny observations about motherhood. From the days when you read every parenting book ever written—while your husband plays golf—to the hours you spent polishing up your adult child’s resume, parenting is a roller coaster. Harry H. Harrison Jr. makes it just a little easier with his trademark humor and truisms as you learn that your job as a mom is the most important one you’ll ever have.
My Soccer Mom from Mars
Author: Rita Book
Publisher: Turtleback Books
ISBN: 9780613640770
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
For use in schools and libraries only. Ryan's mom is so embarrassing, especially when she comes to his soccer games.
Publisher: Turtleback Books
ISBN: 9780613640770
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
For use in schools and libraries only. Ryan's mom is so embarrassing, especially when she comes to his soccer games.
The Soccer Mom from Outer Space
Author: Barney Saltzberg
Publisher: Dragonfly Books
ISBN: 9780440417583
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
The night before Lena's first soccer game of the season, her father, Ruben Drinkwater, tells her the amazing story of his own first season playing soccer. His mom was like any ordinary parent watching the Atomic Pickles play. But soon, she began to act very differently-she started to look like a pickle, and she started to roar in a very loud voice when the team was scoring goals. In fact, she turned into an alien! Ruben spied on her at home, but she seemed to turn into an alien only during soccer games. Finally, he confronted her and asked her to act like all the other parents. That's when they discovered how much Mrs. Drinkwater's cheering meant to the team-especially to the parents, who took up where her cheerleading left off and renewed the whole team's spirit for the game.
Publisher: Dragonfly Books
ISBN: 9780440417583
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
The night before Lena's first soccer game of the season, her father, Ruben Drinkwater, tells her the amazing story of his own first season playing soccer. His mom was like any ordinary parent watching the Atomic Pickles play. But soon, she began to act very differently-she started to look like a pickle, and she started to roar in a very loud voice when the team was scoring goals. In fact, she turned into an alien! Ruben spied on her at home, but she seemed to turn into an alien only during soccer games. Finally, he confronted her and asked her to act like all the other parents. That's when they discovered how much Mrs. Drinkwater's cheering meant to the team-especially to the parents, who took up where her cheerleading left off and renewed the whole team's spirit for the game.
Succubus Soccer Mom
Author: Jacquelyn Faye
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781945893124
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 310
Book Description
You know that bitch from hell everybody talks about? That's me. I mean that literally.I was born in the seventh circle of Hell to two demons of noble lineage. Know what that means? Squat. My brimstone birth certificate and five bucks might get me a cup of coffee from Starbucks. The minute I was born, they handed me off to a wet nurse, sent me to earth, and left me to fend for myself. I suppose, I should thank them. They taught me at an early age that there is nothing in either world more important than self-sufficiency.To survive, I needed money. So, naturally, I became a stripper.Don't judge, it paid the bills. A lot of them. And it provided a solution to my particular dietary requirements. I'm a succubus. We eat lust for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner. What better place to get it than a seedy, smoke-filled bar full of horndogs shoving dollar bills in your thong?Life was good.Then, I met Ryan and fell in love. He knew what I was and loved me anyway. I loved him so much that we got married and I gave him twin children. And then he died.And left me alone.Okay, not completely alone. He left me two kids to raise and a crippling sense of loss.So, I did what any demon would do, I loaded up the kids and moved a thousand miles to start a new life.Now, my Hell is in suburbia and the most evil things in my life are my home owners' association and the PTA. Maybe it wasn't too late to go back to Hell.This book is intended for mature audiences. 18+ readers only! It contains graphic language, sexual situations, and inappropriate humor. This is a fast burn reverse harem where the girl gets all the guys. Why Choose? Contains M/M and F/F scenes.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781945893124
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 310
Book Description
You know that bitch from hell everybody talks about? That's me. I mean that literally.I was born in the seventh circle of Hell to two demons of noble lineage. Know what that means? Squat. My brimstone birth certificate and five bucks might get me a cup of coffee from Starbucks. The minute I was born, they handed me off to a wet nurse, sent me to earth, and left me to fend for myself. I suppose, I should thank them. They taught me at an early age that there is nothing in either world more important than self-sufficiency.To survive, I needed money. So, naturally, I became a stripper.Don't judge, it paid the bills. A lot of them. And it provided a solution to my particular dietary requirements. I'm a succubus. We eat lust for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner. What better place to get it than a seedy, smoke-filled bar full of horndogs shoving dollar bills in your thong?Life was good.Then, I met Ryan and fell in love. He knew what I was and loved me anyway. I loved him so much that we got married and I gave him twin children. And then he died.And left me alone.Okay, not completely alone. He left me two kids to raise and a crippling sense of loss.So, I did what any demon would do, I loaded up the kids and moved a thousand miles to start a new life.Now, my Hell is in suburbia and the most evil things in my life are my home owners' association and the PTA. Maybe it wasn't too late to go back to Hell.This book is intended for mature audiences. 18+ readers only! It contains graphic language, sexual situations, and inappropriate humor. This is a fast burn reverse harem where the girl gets all the guys. Why Choose? Contains M/M and F/F scenes.
Security Mom
Author: Juliette Kayyem
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476733775
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 272
Book Description
In “a lively debut…[with] plenty of enthusiastic ‘can-do’ advice” (Publishers Weekly), a Homeland Security advisor and a Pulitzer Prize–nominated columnist—and mother of three—delivers a timely message about American security: it begins at home. Soccer Moms are so last decade. Juliette Kayyem is a “Security Mom.” At once a national security expert who worked at the highest levels of government, and also a mom of three, she’s lived it all—from anthrax to lice to the BP oil spill—and now she tells it all with her unique voice of reason, experience, and humility. Weaving her personal story of marriage and motherhood into a fast-paced account of managing the nation’s most perilous disasters, Juliette recounts the milestones that mark the path of her unpredictable, daring, funny, and ultimately relatable life. Security Mom is modern tale about the highs and lows of having-it-all parenthood and a candid, sometimes shocking, behind-the-scenes look inside the high-stakes world of national security. In her signature refreshing style, Juliette reveals how she came to learn that homeland security is not simply about tragedy and terror; it is about us as parents and neighbors, and what we can do every day to keep each other strong and safe. From stocking up on coloring books to stashing duplicate copies of valuable papers out of state, Juliette’s wisdom does more than just prepare us to survive in an age of mayhem—it empowers us to thrive. “You got this,” Juliette tells her readers, providing accessible advice about how we all can better prepare ourselves for a world of risks.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476733775
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 272
Book Description
In “a lively debut…[with] plenty of enthusiastic ‘can-do’ advice” (Publishers Weekly), a Homeland Security advisor and a Pulitzer Prize–nominated columnist—and mother of three—delivers a timely message about American security: it begins at home. Soccer Moms are so last decade. Juliette Kayyem is a “Security Mom.” At once a national security expert who worked at the highest levels of government, and also a mom of three, she’s lived it all—from anthrax to lice to the BP oil spill—and now she tells it all with her unique voice of reason, experience, and humility. Weaving her personal story of marriage and motherhood into a fast-paced account of managing the nation’s most perilous disasters, Juliette recounts the milestones that mark the path of her unpredictable, daring, funny, and ultimately relatable life. Security Mom is modern tale about the highs and lows of having-it-all parenthood and a candid, sometimes shocking, behind-the-scenes look inside the high-stakes world of national security. In her signature refreshing style, Juliette reveals how she came to learn that homeland security is not simply about tragedy and terror; it is about us as parents and neighbors, and what we can do every day to keep each other strong and safe. From stocking up on coloring books to stashing duplicate copies of valuable papers out of state, Juliette’s wisdom does more than just prepare us to survive in an age of mayhem—it empowers us to thrive. “You got this,” Juliette tells her readers, providing accessible advice about how we all can better prepare ourselves for a world of risks.
Desperate Soccer Moms (and Dads)
Author: Jeff Illingworth
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780984135301
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 244
Book Description
This book is non-fiction and gives a true and accurate account of my first fifteen years coaching youth soccer in San Diego. In certain instances, it has been necessary to change names, locations, or certain details to 'protect the innocent.' Ninety-nine percent of the book is as accurate as my memory could make it. My real birth name is Godfrey, not Jeff! I am sure you can understand why I changed it to 'Jeff' instead. With a nick name of 'God', we use to get hundreds of people turning up at my parents home in England every Sunday morning. Even the kindest, gentlest person may sometimes weaken under the intense pressure created in certain youth soccer situations. I wish to thank every parent and child I have come into contact with thank you for the opportunity to serve.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780984135301
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 244
Book Description
This book is non-fiction and gives a true and accurate account of my first fifteen years coaching youth soccer in San Diego. In certain instances, it has been necessary to change names, locations, or certain details to 'protect the innocent.' Ninety-nine percent of the book is as accurate as my memory could make it. My real birth name is Godfrey, not Jeff! I am sure you can understand why I changed it to 'Jeff' instead. With a nick name of 'God', we use to get hundreds of people turning up at my parents home in England every Sunday morning. Even the kindest, gentlest person may sometimes weaken under the intense pressure created in certain youth soccer situations. I wish to thank every parent and child I have come into contact with thank you for the opportunity to serve.
Beyond Soccer Mom
Author: Leonaura Rhodes
Publisher: Morgan James Publishing
ISBN: 1630471380
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 248
Book Description
Packed with interactive exercises to help you explore your life and your mindset, "Beyond Soccer Mom" is a powerful tool for change. Dr Rhodes draws upon her experience life coach, physician neuroscience expert and once stressed, depressed mom, brings you stories, to illustrate how Beyond Soccer Mom can transform the lives of real moms, just like you. Whether you are a stay-at home mom, wanting more peace and contentment, a mom considering a significant transition or a working mom, wanting to feel more balanced, Beyond Soccer Mom is all you need to start creating your ideal life today. “I am here to tell you that your dreams can become a reality. What stands between you and your dreams is often just the simple process of creating a personalized road map for your life–and following it.” –Dr Leonaura Rhodes, Beyond Soccer Mom. “Beyond Soccer Mom” is not only an entertaining read, but a resourceful workbook to simply and efficiently guide any mother that needs a lift to live the life of her dreams!” –Judy Goss, CEO Over 40 Females.
Publisher: Morgan James Publishing
ISBN: 1630471380
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 248
Book Description
Packed with interactive exercises to help you explore your life and your mindset, "Beyond Soccer Mom" is a powerful tool for change. Dr Rhodes draws upon her experience life coach, physician neuroscience expert and once stressed, depressed mom, brings you stories, to illustrate how Beyond Soccer Mom can transform the lives of real moms, just like you. Whether you are a stay-at home mom, wanting more peace and contentment, a mom considering a significant transition or a working mom, wanting to feel more balanced, Beyond Soccer Mom is all you need to start creating your ideal life today. “I am here to tell you that your dreams can become a reality. What stands between you and your dreams is often just the simple process of creating a personalized road map for your life–and following it.” –Dr Leonaura Rhodes, Beyond Soccer Mom. “Beyond Soccer Mom” is not only an entertaining read, but a resourceful workbook to simply and efficiently guide any mother that needs a lift to live the life of her dreams!” –Judy Goss, CEO Over 40 Females.
The Official Soccer Mom Devotional
Author: Lynne Thompson
Publisher: Gospel Light Publications
ISBN: 9780830745838
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 196
Book Description
“Soccer moms” are those spending enormous amounts of time transporting school-aged children (and their friends) to various events—sporting, academic, musical and social—on top of all of the other things they do. Where does this leave time for connecting with God? For those who are part of this sisterhood of moms on the go, help is at hand—and you will still get to these events on time! With The Official Soccer Mom’s Devotional, no matter where a mom finds herself, whether it be waiting for the kids to get out of school or finish an athletic or extracurricular practice, she will have a resource right at her fingertips that will provide a mini devotional time with God. Help moms feel rejuvenated in their souls with inspiration, checklists, appropriate Scripture that applies to a “soccer mom’s” day, fun stuff, a Mom’s Space page, and practical soccer mom tips and quizzes.
Publisher: Gospel Light Publications
ISBN: 9780830745838
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 196
Book Description
“Soccer moms” are those spending enormous amounts of time transporting school-aged children (and their friends) to various events—sporting, academic, musical and social—on top of all of the other things they do. Where does this leave time for connecting with God? For those who are part of this sisterhood of moms on the go, help is at hand—and you will still get to these events on time! With The Official Soccer Mom’s Devotional, no matter where a mom finds herself, whether it be waiting for the kids to get out of school or finish an athletic or extracurricular practice, she will have a resource right at her fingertips that will provide a mini devotional time with God. Help moms feel rejuvenated in their souls with inspiration, checklists, appropriate Scripture that applies to a “soccer mom’s” day, fun stuff, a Mom’s Space page, and practical soccer mom tips and quizzes.